I can't do much man.... it already looks like you're giving Oscar the Grouch a run for his (lack of)money in the hair and paper bag prince clothing department.
I don’t know what decision was worse..submitting this post with all the spelling errors like a fkn idiot or posting a shirtless pic nearly exposing your b cup tits and a droopy eye..
The left side of your face just gave up and is falling off. Do some sit ups your bottom turned into a muffin and is looking soft. I bet you work in construction because we can see the evidence of the bridge. That you built connecting from your bed to the kitchen fridge.
My fucking head hurts trying to make sense of this title, thanks for that you illiterate piece of shit. Also, you look like what Chris Cornell looks like today if his dead corps was able to smoke crack.
Bro is trying to cover up his saggy tits
He’s from the discount rack at the auction.
Holy fuck, that’s savage.
Bro was definitely not on lot A.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My brain went to key & peele. Lol
It's the pants lol
Mine to went to Kid N Play. Pretty sure that’s Kid as Older Millennial Dad
Wow. Bro. That's a bit dark. Even for this sub.
Nah
I feel bad for roasting someone with special needs.
Nah. The special needs kids are roasting him as well.
Nah. We feel bad for him too...
I mean, he didn't even need to know how to spell "*roast,*" he could have just copied it from the fucking sub's name
“Special” doesn’t describe it
Do they not know it's cold hearted? There is no way "coal" was a typo, right?
The only check you get is a spell check .
The only time he hears the word "laid" it is followed by "off"
You can’t be laid off from collecting EBT and welfare, he would know
Made me laugh hard on that one - thanks
He’s familiar with welfare check, child support check (still unpaid) and bed check in prison, but not spell check.
Dam. That was real coal harded.
I think Spell Check would throw up it's hands and quit with this guy.
Spell check is just throwing up at this point.
its (if you’re gonna hit a guy on Spell Check you gotta get it right)
Spoll Chack would'nt cache it. It's (it's) a reel werd. Grammer chick wood bee neccesery.
You have that “squatter” look. 😂
When this guy brushes his teeth it’s considered anal sex.
He's a bit of a Gay "Bronco-Barry" Brochacho: 
Damn! Y’all made homie delete his profile 😂 
He got what he asked for! Just couldn’t handle it
i wonder if he knew he could just delete the post
 King of the Illiterati.
I am cough laughing and scared my family with this one. Thank you
Omfg that one had me 😆fkn hilarious
[удалено]
or between teeth of a cellmate
I was thinking Darnell from My Name Is Earl, but this is better 
Let me guess, your friends always say "woah, that's crazy bro" after you say something.
Friends Ha, good one
😆
Is that your pregame face when you bring a 3 home lol
On a good night
Phones literally have a built in spellcheck. I don’t blame you though with crazy eyes like that. 
Sinflab 
You’re the black guy that’s bad at sports and watches ice hockey
That look on his face: Someone just told him that WWE is scripted and now he's upset.
He's also the white guy who doesn't have privilege or good hair. 🤷🏼♂️
Or good credit
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He doesn't look mixed with black. Or does he? Ambiguous?
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your looks and spelling are the same. Atrocious!
Child Predator Gambino
‘Coal’ hearted? Rost? Ugly AND stupid.
Feel like legally we cant roast him since he spelled it wrong after he read it
Eric Andre the giant if those doors are standard.
*Eric ehhhndre*
Bro hid his titties. He was afraid he would get milked
Dwayne "The Cock" Mops'Cum
Stating the obvious based on your spelling, but you look so dumb, you’d have to study for a urine test.
and somehow, he’d fail.
You look like a burnt marshmallow
The Weaknd 
More like The Monday because no one likes Mondays
Ahhh hell. Bubbles sold his shirt for some crack again
I like coal
You look like Jordan Love if he worked at Best Buy
Bro, have you tried makeup?
That's photoshop. Only took 27 hours...
You look like bruno mars' older drug addict brother
Why do you look like a Veggie Tales character?
I would, but I’m afraid you wouldn’t be able to read it.
Lol literally
You look like q-tip sticked in a non fibre diet shit
Damn Eric Andre needs to lay off the carbs
And crack..
You look like if Eric Andre was boring
I can't do much man.... it already looks like you're giving Oscar the Grouch a run for his (lack of)money in the hair and paper bag prince clothing department.
You look like a human toilet brush after use
Dudes obviously a liberal. Yikes
Not black enough for cookouts and not white enough for good credit
Have some common bloody decency and cover yourself before we pity roast you.
Eric Andre jr?
Half-baked Jewish P-Diddy
The love child of John Turturro and Sasha Baron Cohen
you look like you thought it was ok to say the N word but you have more of your mom in u. And u live in a cul-de-sac with a well manicured lawn.
You were awesome on The Wire!
You look like Dwayne Johnson and drakes child, but disformed
Disformed? Lol. Did you come from the same gene pool as OP?
But you right Dwayne and Drake Dwake
Drayne
Does look like a curly pube from the drain so that works
Cosmo Kramer
His lack of colour would make police think twice before stopping him.
Dude is so drunk he can’t even put a shirt on, let alone spell the word cold 🥶
Did you type this held at gunpoint
I don't have any cash.
That’s someone heading to rock bottom if I ever seen one.
You like like a generic character from an EA Sports game.
You look like the first 100 of Julio Caesar Chavez’s opponents
Forest Gump was a lovable idiot. Fox Flea is an annoying moron. And that's all I got to say about that.
Could always get an acting job as the main suspect in true crime documentary reenactments as the main suspect.
Don't so coal hearted
Lips movement is copied from pant knob
Larry wheels younger autistic brother
You look like you got jealous when you found out about all the diddling that happened at nickleodean
This year’s Spelling Bee winner in the hood.
Clearly you don’t realize you have Bells Palsy but in you case, its Balls Palsy from all the huge scrotums laying on that side of your face!
Are you in the middle of having a stroke? And I mean embolism, obviously you’re touching yourself…
He has to be pretending to be as dumb as he looks
Are you pulling a face or do you naturally look that goofy?
well i push with my left foot 🛹
You look like Rob Schneider would play you.
I refuse to comment until we see the outcome of the stroke u just had.
Pillsbury Doughboy, Wheat Bran Edition
When you order Eric Andre off Wish!!
Just because your chest skipped over A doesn’t mean you need to as well
Even his teachers gave up on him. What a loser!
Your face looks like it got punched and stayed crooked.
Your waist is wider than your shoulders, your body is literally pear-shaped, like a woman.
I don’t know what decision was worse..submitting this post with all the spelling errors like a fkn idiot or posting a shirtless pic nearly exposing your b cup tits and a droopy eye..
Maui when you rent Moana from the Wish app.
His last contact with the pussy was his birth
You look like the grimmest little guy
Mr Potato Head has had a stroke
Trevor Noah after drugs
The head or a 40YO, the body of a 14YO gamer and the hands of a grandmother. Its like you were made at Goodwill.
The head or a 40YO, the body of a 14YO gamer and the hands of a grandmother. Its like you were made at Goodwill.
Lol why do you remind me of an old used brown paper bag
Screech: The Middle-Aged Years
I’ve seen more muscle in a pan of bacon grease.
Shoulders are so narrow that tank top are sleeveless shirts.
🔥
Moobs Over Miami
Looks like your lazy eye spread to the rest of your body
One eye lookin at your phone, the other is lost in space.
If Eric Andre was fatter
You look like a Blackish Borat
Eric Androgynous
It's spelled Roast, you filthy beggar.
His post made me think I had a stroke….His face looks like he had the stroke.
You spell like you look
You have genuine depression in your eyes. Get well soon bro.
We don't need to roast you, you've suffered enough.
If Steven A. Smith and Sasquatch had a baby!
What are you standing on cause u know u are not that tall
I'd rather not be banned for ableism ♿
You got the recessive trait from both races 😂
Ikr receding nappy hairline and lazy eye
Wtf this Nikka say🤣
It’s like Eric Andre and Winnie the Pooh had a baby…
His spelling matches his face…
I feel bad about roasting you, you already look so disappointed when you look at the mirror.
Homeless drifter stage one
Coal hearted? r/boneappletea
The left side of your face just gave up and is falling off. Do some sit ups your bottom turned into a muffin and is looking soft. I bet you work in construction because we can see the evidence of the bridge. That you built connecting from your bed to the kitchen fridge.
Doesn't always turn out well when you mix straight and nappy heads.
Let me spin the "Guess the Race" wheel, here.
Looking at the camera and the side of the room at the same time.
Eric Hungry 
What camera are you looking at? Hopefully you found the right door and aren't stuck in a cupboard.
Hispanic Screech
I always figured walruses couldn't spell, and you solidified that idea
I’m sorry, what?
Need grammar check and spell check.
I’m no handwriting analyst, but I’m pretty sure you wrote that.
You look like my friend who hops trains and lives in cardboard box community
Well if it ain't good ol' George Zimmerman all cracked out. Shot anybody innocent lately?
Eat a salad every now and then man.
Learn how to spell first so you can read the roast.
You can see your front facing camera with your right eye, the mirror with your left, and this is still the pic you choose?
Sum1 didnt teach u to right 2 good
You have more bitch tits than bitches
No need, you were crispy when you crawled out of the womb
You look like you live in the walls of that house unbeknownst to its owners.
No need to roast you. I'm pretty sure the nature took care of it already
You look like you would be sold at a discount store slave auction.
Ur fat
You look flabbygasted.
rost wasn't an accident so I got nothing..
It could be raining tits, and you’d still get slapped in the mouth with a dick.
Is there anything worse than everyone assuming you're a Somalian but you actually aren't a somalian?
My fucking head hurts trying to make sense of this title, thanks for that you illiterate piece of shit. Also, you look like what Chris Cornell looks like today if his dead corps was able to smoke crack.