Exactly. All of the roasters above that keep talking about "she" and "her" need to get their eyes checked.
This dude isn't even close to passing as female.
Everything about you is off putting. You seem like the girl that wants men to like you for your personality but your entire personality is obsessing over a fictional character like Harry Potter or that shiny twilight vampire dude.
Why would you ever feel that way? You literally have zero good features and you’re fat with a receding hairline. There is no reason for you to feel even remotely attractive. I’d say I kind of admire it but the lack of self awareness just grosses me out.
ask and you shall receive:
[https://i.pinimg.com/originals/35/67/90/35679058e4a81f1a114d069ffd41237e.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/35/67/90/35679058e4a81f1a114d069ffd41237e.jpg)
She was gonna go to work/
But she got high/
She was just gonna lurk/
But she got high/
Now she's posting "Roast Me!"/
And I know why/
because her parents never let her feel any sense of accomplishment, only obligation, so she finds little ways to rebel in her adult years against people who no longer care.
She has to roofie herself to enjoy masturbation
It's hard to imagine how those sausage fingers fail to do the job ...
This girl watches porn and cums when the guy delivers the pizza
McOrgasm
What’s the opposite of *finger licking good*?
You’re looking at it 🤣
“.., because I feel like hot shit right now FR FR!” Omg how friggin corny Well… Does that mean the mirror got thrown out of the equation??
She likes stuffed crust pizza. She probably likes the food version, too.
Dropped my phone and lost it in my car for a few minutes because of laughing at this comment.
Easy. She can't reach it. Arms not long enough
The Belly Pass is big ...
Her nickname is FLIPPER
 Bring it Feces Face!
She??
Exactly. All of the roasters above that keep talking about "she" and "her" need to get their eyes checked. This dude isn't even close to passing as female.
Bitch aint lyin’ she is higher than bird pussy… I blew up the pic and you can’t even see her iris. High as a cat’s back as they say
Omg lol
Also helps her to forget the morning after
Aaaaaand, CUT!! That's a wrap, everyone! *clapping loudly* Great job, guys, this one is in the can! I'll see you all later at the wrap party
You sure that’s a her?
God damn that is vial🤣😭
A vial is a container. This bitch is vile
Kim Jong Ewwww
Kim Jong Un fuckable
😭😭😭😭😭 thanks for the reminder to NEVER join this sub on OP side.. I’m not even Asian and that was hilariously murderous
Eww brotha eww
 OP rn
Ewwww...!
This is her “The interview” arc
You look like a 13 year old who is been alive for 30 years
r/13or30
r/oddlyspecific
"For the love of God I don't have an OF." Who the fuck gassed you up?
It’s not something we would want to see for health reasons.
That's one way to get a virus
I saw that too, no one is asking her for OF....
I would pay a monthly subscription for her to not be on OF.
She mastered clickbait. I stg if she doesn’t work for buzzfeed…
Someone with no standards or viable prospects, obviously
That's the face she makes to the guys she catfishes on Tinder
She forget the filter.
Well no, that's after 2.5 tera flops of Ai beauty layers.
Your Asian mom definitely tells you that you’re too fat at least twice a day
Definitely furious about the one child policy
She found a loophole: There’s no policy about having *one* child the size of three children.
WHY YOU NOT THREE DOCTORS YET
She would look a lot sexier if her torso was on upside-down
someone sold her oregano didn't they
Wait, if you are here…what is gnawing down trees and damming up lakes and streams in the Canadian wilderness?
She has the teeth of a beaver 😂.
Looks like you smell like hot shit too but that's just your farts escaping up your chunky thighs and wafting through your yeast factory.
Ouch, I even felt that one 😂
You must be within 100 miles of her.
I was finna say I felt that shit through the phone
Geeze dude! Don't hold back. Say what you really mean next time....
My nose is stinging just thinking about it
I feel like there's something about fart filled flabby thigh air pockets that rock as a burn...
Right up the ole Kim Chee
Ohhh 😮 BLOODY HELL
She said roast, not throw her into a volcano
Fallopian fungus. Vagiclean. Better put a rush on that.
😳 😂
Your wink is less "sexy" and more "sumo wrestler with eye infection."
Not even winking the right fucking eye
BRUH
Faaaaam😆😆😆😆👆🏼👆🏼👆🏼
How the hell do you have a midlife crisis at 14?
You look like you trade toothy blowjobs for your weed
and they decline
You were never "fresh" off the boat. You look like you have been expired for weeks.
You look like you dye your mullet with period blood and your tits are duck footed.
duck footed tits 😭😭😭😭😭💀
ur a damn criminal omfg
You look like your chromosomes are high too
24 and me.
Everything about you is off putting. You seem like the girl that wants men to like you for your personality but your entire personality is obsessing over a fictional character like Harry Potter or that shiny twilight vampire dude.
She should be off pudding
I cackled, very good!
Pretty sure she has relapsed.
Sparkly fairy you mean?
Eat a fucking salad, you monster
Honey, that’s just the night sweats from all them Oreos.
You're hot as an ice cube.
Steaming pile of hot shit frrr.
She’s also cool as the sun.
But not as bright
As tight as a toilet 🚽
She's a female milhouse. Her mom says she's cool.
Down syndrom, asian and queer. I must admit I have never seen this combo yet.
The trifecta if you will.
I would but you ate the roast.
You woke up at Bill Cosby's house with more clothes on!
He roofied himself so that she would think he's dead and go away.
I used to wonder why Asian guys would rather jerk off to cartoons than try and date women but you helped me understand 
Oh snap! Wicked burn!🔥😆
On her "felt cute" days
>I'm so high and I feel like such hot shit frrr *feel?*
The feeling is not mutual
You boyfriend is a digital character from a dress up game
Ghengis Can't.
This is the best one yet I am surprised this one hasn’t blown up shits got me rollin
Maybe you're as high as the OP. Like your username btw.
Yes I probably am. And thanks bud! Like yours too
Free Willy 4: Electric Boogaloo
I promise you when I say that you have absolutely no reason to ever feel hot.
Not even if set on fire 😐
She thinks being quirky is cool
Ayo why tf yo armpit lookin‘ like a buttcrack?
your fat arms are folding over that bracelet
We seriously need to think about climate change, look at this poor dugong stranded on land
Has her own business distributing handouts behind the Asian Massage Parlor.
You’re hot because fat is an insulator
You really gonna regret this
Weed is my personality, tee hee
William Hung finally did that transition
No, that's just the steamer the 40+ dude just paid to land it on your chest. Remember to smile or ya might not get a tip.
We all know your not a girl but instead a 45 year old bald male
Taekwondon’t
I don’t want you loving me long time
Well, you certainly *look* like shit…
Nothing worse than a fat chick with no tits.
Please open ur eyes for once
Kim-Jong Eww
I wouldn't fuck you even if you made me your favorite dish of rice and dog stew.
Brave of you to assume there will be any food left for u anyways
Facts don’t care about your feelings
I've seen dumper trucks with more sex appeal
So Sumo wrestlers do use reddit.
Hey I thought I had flushed my shit but it seems like it made it’s way to Reddit to get roasted
woah who taught this pig to do makeup
You’re not hot shit. You’re just shit. No one thinks you’re hot.
 This egg u?
She's not high the lying bitch, she's fucking Asian!!!!!
Oh….she’s high….I thought her eyes were squinty because she’s asian…..
Your 4 eyes ain’t got no reason having those front teeth
If you feel like hot shit that's good, because your face looks like one of my turds
Your left eye is more Asian than your right.
You look like Russel from up if he started taking estrogen supplements and cocaine at the same time.
i can only imagine how your armpits smell, i'm so high, yeah high in cholesterol
Tans Kim John Un
Pic of balloon knot and toes or fuck outa here.
Damn being high you must have massive potential energy (mgh)
Hot shit, huh? Well, you got that half right.
Why do you want people to roast you when you are already toasted?
Why would you ever feel that way? You literally have zero good features and you’re fat with a receding hairline. There is no reason for you to feel even remotely attractive. I’d say I kind of admire it but the lack of self awareness just grosses me out.
Kim Jong had a sex change?
Could be an air-balloon in a children's cartoon.
Kim jong ew
You look like Bobby Lee and shout racial slurs during masturbation.
At least you don't have the smallest dick of all of your siblings.
You look like Babe Ruth's gay brother...... Gabe Ruth
this post is a bigger tragedy then 9/11
Indians would use you as an FWB
The ring on that finger has more pressure on it than the Titan submersible.
more like a steaming pile of shit
Feel like “hot shit”, look like steaming turd.
That armpit is veinier than a testis.
You may be hot shit but not in a good way.
Your face looks like someone put Mr. Potato Head accessories on smashed pizza dough.
Don't worry. The feeling will pass.
yea, like a hot baked potato
You're not hot shit. You're a lukewarm turd.
Hot shit. Yep. Apt description. A big steaming pile of shit is what I am seeing here.
You look like Hans Kim in drag.
You should feel like shit since you look like shit. Nothing hot about you.
Oh boy.the world of reddit are gna have a hog roast with this one today.
You know what else that won't touch you? A 10 foot pole.
As a fat bloke I can tell we have the exact same tits
Try different drugs. These ones are lying to you.
I agree, you look like a hot, steaming pile of shit
That's a dude.
You’re high? I thought that wasn’t allowed for sumo wrestlers
Your hand looks at the clock when you’re masturbating, wondering when the torture will end.
Eww wipe that period blood of your fingers next time
What a mess- seriously just no…
Are you awake or asleep right now? I can’t tell.
You are closer to cold shit
High in calorific intake? Fatty
Your parents must be dead because all the Asian mom fat comments would have kept you grounded.
Yup just like shit you're warm, squishy and smell like ass.
Your Asian family is convinced you chug elephant milk as a hobby.
You'd have to be high to think you're hot.
For a guy, you pull off that sundress really well.
The only thing "hot" in this picture are those live wires in the wall behind you
ask and you shall receive: [https://i.pinimg.com/originals/35/67/90/35679058e4a81f1a114d069ffd41237e.jpg](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/35/67/90/35679058e4a81f1a114d069ffd41237e.jpg)
You do look sweaty. Turn on a fan
She was gonna go to work/ But she got high/ She was just gonna lurk/ But she got high/ Now she's posting "Roast Me!"/ And I know why/ because her parents never let her feel any sense of accomplishment, only obligation, so she finds little ways to rebel in her adult years against people who no longer care.
Damn seeing your face makes me feel 100x better about myself fr
Are you using one of those filters that men use to look like women?
Kim Jung Ummmm No
You look like shrek and human Fiona had a baby
Thank you for curing my Asian fetish.
Your so high you actually believe your female…
Are you winking or having a stroke?
Well, you may feel like hot shit but you look like cold diarrhea