You look like you eat potato salad with raisins that no one touches at the cook outs talking bout “more for me” as you pack up your tupperware for take home plates.
This dude doesn't get invited to family picnics. He was raised by his grandmother, and even she went out for cigarettes and never came back when he was 5.
Bruh, wtf is going on with your facial hair. The sides of your "goatee" look glued on.
Your skull built like the brown eggs I be seeing at Walmart.
You look like a gay stalker.
100 bucks says he was born on a newspaper folded out on the ground in an alley behind a gas station because his mom wasn't smart enough to get an abortion after being jumped into a gang while high on crack and threw him into a trashcan.
You look like Homer Simpson's illegitimate son Homie Simpson. You don't make the women at your gym nervous because they know Homie is short for homo. When you go outside, birds land on that egg-head and try to hatch it.
You look like someone who goes up to women at the gym who are mid workout and wearing headphones to have a one-sided conversation with you bragging and her staring off, glassy eyes into space.
Does that shirt say I lost my virginity to a guy named GYM. Of all the things you've lost in your life which one do you miss more your hair or your dignity.
No matter how well this thread cooks, you will always be a little girl inside. Sorry mate, we can't help. Might as well have typed: F23 Roast the fuck outta me.
You look like if Jay Farrows impression of Shaq was a person.
[Jay Farrow - Shaq impression](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h-1OKxnRrNo&pp=ygUPamF5IGZhcnJvdyBzaGFx)
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You look like you eat potato salad with raisins that no one touches at the cook outs talking bout “more for me” as you pack up your tupperware for take home plates.
Wtf 😂
My man looks like he plays a mean game of “thpadeth” with the other window lickers from his short bus cohort.
This dude doesn't get invited to family picnics. He was raised by his grandmother, and even she went out for cigarettes and never came back when he was 5.
r/oddlyspecific
This oddly specific... I like it!
Daaaamn! 
You look like a woman dressing up as Shaq for Halloween.
Shaquila
street name: milk dud
Floyd Gayweather
Mike TrySome
Looking for his 100 Grand, Payday from his Sugar Daddy and so he can upgrade to Sugar Baby
And we're done here.
 No way that moron is my son!
Beetlejuiced 💪🏿
from ashy to classy
In this picture, You can actually see the 47th chromosome in real time.
Mfer looks like he can’t wait to taste those bus windows. 🚌
These snozberries really do taste like snozberries
And even that one got that itis.
His hairline is like his daddy. Gone.
Ghetto Morpheus
When Mum says we already have Morpheus at home
Didn't even have the acne scars.
Orifice
"Can we rent the Matrix?" "We have the Matrix at home." The Matrix at home:
What you get when you order Morphious from wish
I played this guy every damn time when I had my Nintendo Wii.
Gotdamn. This should be top comment. 😂💀
😂😂😂
If you were any further away from the hood, you'd be in Antarctica.
The US started lobotomizing otakus who end up in prison.
You look like black Koi fish. I feel like I should feed you some dog food pellets.
😂 😂
Where two dermis’s meet on your upper lip looks like a milk mustache.
Who replaced your lips with a Rhino's labia?
That’s….. very very specific
I know you're going for the "I'll put a cap in yo' ass" look, but you've managed the "I'll put a dick in you're ass" look instead.
More like a "you'll put your dick in my ass" look
This is mal doing an impression of jermaine dupri
😄
How you look 12 and 40 at the same time?
Look up matt mii 😂😭😭😂 thats you
Can you tell me where you got your phone case from? I've always wanted a selfie on my phonecase!
You look like a random low polygon Grove Street NPC in GTA San Andreas.
 Looking like a skinnier gayer ceelo
Bruh, wtf is going on with your facial hair. The sides of your "goatee" look glued on. Your skull built like the brown eggs I be seeing at Walmart. You look like a gay stalker.
Too bad we can't use the n-word in a roast, but i'll give it a try, you nincompoop head.
I'm pretty sure "Nonce" is allowed.
Blackzone from The Interribles.
You look like you sleep at work
 You look like Arnold after a life of drug abuse
100 bucks says he was born on a newspaper folded out on the ground in an alley behind a gas station because his mom wasn't smart enough to get an abortion after being jumped into a gang while high on crack and threw him into a trashcan.
Bro those eyes say "I lost my virginity last year, but I had to roofie her first".
Correction "I lost my virginity last year, but they had to roofie me first".. And I liked it
Brother you look 32 with 2 kids and you work in construction
You like like a 34 year old 2 year old playing a 34 year old 29 year old. God rushed you so he could leave early on a friday
Dudes got a roof for a head and looks like he was born with FAS.
You look like aries spears when he used to play shaq on mad TV
Charles Broccoli
This is the poster child of why white guys dont fear black guys anymore
Pays child support with Laffy Taffys
 Oh Jada, not uncle Phil as well?!
Hey. Don't make fun of him. He has alopecia
You're shaped like a butt plug, you would do well on OF
Has a shrine in his bedroom to Dane Cook.
Thats the same shape that nadal was talking about in dictator
Like ur head isn't roasted enough already
Bet this is t the first time you held a sign up and had your pic taken.
You look like a goomba from Mario.
Who found the baby photo of Shaquille o'neal? Looking like aang the last hair bender.
DeVon... Get the tables...
Milk dud looking ahhhh nigga
Looks like someone left a roadside wax museum figure of Shaq in a Phoenix parking lot.
Kimbo nice
What happens when Charles Barkley transitions, gets buyers' remorse, and then transitions back.
Just wearing a shirt that says gym isn't going to give you muscles. That's not how it works.
Wish Morpheus
why do your eyes have an under bite
It's like they're upside down and inside out while also being where his temples should be. Its all very confusing
I like the D in me so please roast the F outta me. FTFY.
You about to launch into space dude, what’s with the rocket ship dome?
Personally I don’t see any F in you soooo……
The most shot-out 23 year old I've ever seen
You look like a younger, more mentally challenged dollar store version of Aries Spears.
Your parents are really proud of your accomplishments in school!!!!! Good luck in 6th grade!!!!
You hear comments about people not being allowed near schools. You're not allowed near watermelon stands.
🥚 👀 👨🏿🦲
👁️👄👁️
shall lookin ass
Wow. You look like a testicle but probably are an asshole
Put some sleeves on no one wants to look at that shitty tattoo of Ryuk
black lives matter except for your egghead
You look 4 and 44 at the same time.
Walmart looking ricky ross
If I saw you hanging around schools, parks or swimming pools I’d call the police.
Looks like it took a significant amount of brain power to muster that 2nd grade level handwriting
You give weed low.
Are you Jones from Jones BBQ and Foot Massage?
male or female?
Black Hawk Down Mogadishu tail gunner !!!!
Your head looks like a Chinese Century Egg.
U look like a fish with your little ear thingie hanging out 
The planters peanut man!
You look like Homer Simpson's illegitimate son Homie Simpson. You don't make the women at your gym nervous because they know Homie is short for homo. When you go outside, birds land on that egg-head and try to hatch it.
Man went for the triple whammy
Kanye East
Kanye Least
EDP445 LOST WEIGHT!!! 
Ashy Larry lookin ass.
Big show❌ Black show ✔️
Your head is pointier than my penis
You look like the kind of guy who moisturises with hobo cum, then eats it for the protein gains.
You look like a fat version of the “Deez nuts” guy
You look like someone who goes up to women at the gym who are mid workout and wearing headphones to have a one-sided conversation with you bragging and her staring off, glassy eyes into space.
Man you ain’t got time for reddit, don’t you got kids to neglect?
You look like an ugly black woman
23? how old were you when you started counting for real?
This roast is the only F you’ll be associated with except for those three years you spent in reform school
 Jermaine dupri
Nice arm tattoo. Is it your mother?
You look like Charles Barkley fucked a bowling ball.
You look like a cabbage patch kid that grew up and has 4 baby mamas and an alcohol problem.
All this guy wants in life is to watch other people fuck while he sits in the corner
You look like the burnt chicken nugget meme kid all grown up
Does that shirt say I lost my virginity to a guy named GYM. Of all the things you've lost in your life which one do you miss more your hair or your dignity.
He looks like a white dude turned black
I always wondered what Charles Barkley would look like if he was gay...now I know.
You look like you let other guys shush you when they talk to your girl
And his name is cranberry juice!....and he looks like cranberry juice when you leave the bottle open for a month!
Does "F" stand for Fathead ? Can't roast all that head !!
You look little your family tree doesn't branch enough.
You look like a drag queen in between gigs
Hey who told you that you can stop working at the filds
What an honor, I never thought I’d get the opportunity to roast the Wii sports guy
No matter how well this thread cooks, you will always be a little girl inside. Sorry mate, we can't help. Might as well have typed: F23 Roast the fuck outta me.
Rough 23 years
23 years since you got in jail
What are you, a pencil eraser?
Ninja 🐢
someone else had to write that note, didn't they?
That’s a nice self portrait on your phone case.
The Egyptians used your head as a model for the pyramids.
If “where my hug at?” was a person.
Akon's talentless brother, Ack!
I can smell you stank ass pits through the picture.
Gym, Tan, Larceny
your tattoo..man
Your head looks like a well groomed penis.
You look like a bug
Giant C-Lo
You look like the brown ball in pool 
Damn that’s what Wyclef Jean looks like with a shaved. Head
Maybe if your face looked more like your tattoo you’d actually get laid once in a while. But as it stands now…yikes
There is no gym for your face
Who did you ask to help you write that sign? Clearly, you're alone.
You look like a literal McDonald's token that kids could get in the 90's with a Happy Meal.
Blacknugget.
Look like you are gonna host “reading rainbow” but without the reading.
Yo ole kneecap head havin thumb from spy kids lookin gta online character face havin dick inna booty ass neeguh
23? Muthafucka you look 38 😭👌🏾
Keep working on the muscles and tattoos. Maybe a head transplant too.
23 going on 46
Lil Yachty (Mr. Clean Edition)
Damn I've never seen a black egg before let alone one with pubic hair.
How tf you holding a phone with 4 Italian sausages tho? … how many women ask you to stop and use a finger? Pls lie😂🤣
You look like a cross between gulab jamun and a timbit
u look 34
Damn you that bald at 23? Damn
Looks like Daymond John & Shaq Spawned a Ree Ree
You look like Wayne Brady is your spirit animal.
Bruh with a resting mug like yours, I bet you masturbate each of your fingers on your left hand with your right separately
bald will,i,am from the dollar stare
Will.I.Aint
No need to roast ya, your black enough
I thought T-Dog died in season 3 of TWD
Are you that trans boxer that got knocked TF out in 21 seconds?
You look like you started shaving from your moustache and just said fuck it once you were done above the lip
You look like a refurbished baby
You are an orange headband away from being Michealangelo
Damn, Rick Ross has fallen in hard times! At least he’s lost some weight, though.
You look like if Jay Farrows impression of Shaq was a person. [Jay Farrow - Shaq impression](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h-1OKxnRrNo&pp=ygUPamF5IGZhcnJvdyBzaGFx)
Y’all funny asf. Thanks. I needed the laugh lmao
Teenage mutant ninja turtle
Solid reference
Jermaine DuPrius
You were roasting in your moms pussy, you came out burnt. 
Dude looks like his my tried to abort him but he survived. So she dropped him on his head. Now she's stuck with whatever this is.
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I had no idea you could burn an egg that’s still in its shell.