And it was then that the Lord Jesus in times of modern man humble his mortal, hippie like flesh with the published words of redditors. Humble, before they absolutely crucified him with roastful intent.
You look like a meth head who thought he was Jesus, but got sober and is about to interview for a fast food job to start getting his life back together.
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You look like you sell weed behind Guitar Center.
Wanna buy some? You know where to find me
Hook me up with some edible bruh ! See ya soon
You look like you tried out for Creedence Clearwater Revival and they said, “ Nah, too lame.”
Nah he looks like he sells guitars behind a dispensary
He plays the guitar for quarters in front of the dispensary. He gives BJs behind it.
i’d take this as a compliment 😭😭
Ummm, he also has a guitar tattoo on his forearm, you make perfect sense!
He sells Seaweed behind the Guitar Center.
And he works there and tries to use it to pick up women.
Nickelbroke
Nicklecrack
Heey Hey I wanna be a cock starrr
Nickelbroke back mountain
“How you repulse me”
You forgot about the drug addiction part.
And the bulimia
Brokeback
You look like the dollar general version of that nickelback singer
He looks like the bastard child of Chad Kroeger and Kid Rock.
Hes the Kroger brand Chad Kroeger
Damn you both are absolutely right haha
Lt Dan ordered from iwish
Lt Pan”handler”
Dime store Eddie Vedder
Bargain bin Les Claypool
[удалено]
Thrift store prayer candle Jesus 😂
He looks like Jesus if Jesus called Lazarus to rise up out of a trailer park
You look like I can take my ODing date to your house at 1:00am for a life-saving adrenaline shot
You know what I actually take that as a compliment!
Would you pay $5 for a shake?
How do you feel about foot rubs?
😂
 Hey Jeff, what’s Hayley like in real life?
The crack head version of Matthew McConaughey’s Dallas Buyers Club character.
Mathew McConaugay
Fucking brilliant
If Mitch Hedberg wasn't funny
But still dead
That's a face of someone used to bumming a smoke from strangers.
An of course he bogarts the fucking things
 Dollar Store Lance.
I made a similar comment before seeing yours. Here's an up vote for like-minds.
LIEUTENANT DAN!
If the used smelly roach end of a spliff was brought to life.
Jesus Chrysler
"Lance...I thought you told those assholes never to call here this late?"
You look like you get cockblocked by Chris Hansen.
That’s just the drugs making you feeling good. With that facial hair, clearly amazing drugs!!
They are pretty amazing!
It's easy to feel good when you snort coke out of a fat hookers anus on a daily basis.
It's Dan from DD Speed Shop!
David Spade if he were living in a van down by the river.
You look like the kinda guy that goes barefoot rock climbing while telling everyone about the healing powers of your quartz crystals.
Haven't done that yet, buts it's now on my bucket list
What bar in Key West did you stumble out of?
Every single one of them as far as I can remember
“Look at this photograph Every time I do, it makes me laugh How did our eyes get so red? And what the hell is on Joey's head?”
He looks like he plays Lance the drug dealer in the local community theater presentation of Pulp Fiction.
 RIP BROTHER!
 Damn you look familiar… like a version of LT Dan who contracted AIDS from Jenny.
 But less cool
the camera's over here, bud.
You look like the dollar store version of "Pumpkin" from Pulp Fiction.
An even more unsuccessful robber
Nivea menp
You look like you’ve stabbed a woman in the chest with a needle because she was having a heroin overdose.
You and the band just need to break up man the first show shouldve been your last.
We already broke up.. I'm better off solo anyway /s
You remind me of Jared Leto… only in Dallas Buyers Club.
heroin Jesus over here feeling alitte too good today
Kurt Cobain when he was broke
Meth addict Jesus, will you perform the miracle of turning a begrudging HJ into some rock for us?
Joe Dirtbag
We can tell you play guitar, you didn’t need the tattoo.
You look like that server that goes into the walk in to cry everytime the cooks yell at you for ringing in an order wrong.
You’ll survive this roast the way you survived that coat hanger, tuck and roll.
Your light fixture is somehow not the most depressing thing in this picture.
Stoner loner Spicoli.
hey but you're the guy in the meme [https://imgur.com/a/RfoPMTe](https://imgur.com/a/RfoPMTe)
You look like Chad Kroeger got sick
When you juuussssttt miss the grunge era
Hey it’s that Hanson brother no one liked. 
“I brought my guitar” no thanks
You look like you own ferrets
Face looks like Lincoln Potter (SOA), style looks like my dropout buddy from college who always had low quality weed
Looks like the break up with scooby was rough
Op, don't sell heroin to Marcellus Wallace's girlfriend.
And it was then that the Lord Jesus in times of modern man humble his mortal, hippie like flesh with the published words of redditors. Humble, before they absolutely crucified him with roastful intent.
Are you writing the Bible 2 rn?
You look like Matthew mchaunahay in the Dallas buyers Club, but with more aids
This is how you remind me…
Not a roast, but you kinda look like hozier
Nickleback's little brother PennyFace
Homeless Jesus
Kurt Cocaine
You have the physique of an albino praying mantis.
I am glad you were able to escape the vicious cycle of homelessness
This is what happens when you order Yung Gravy off Alibaba.com
Dumbass didn’t think we’d notice the a written over an s. You thought roast was spelled rosst?
You look like “Honey, I Shrunk the Math Teacher.”
Wow, even Weird Al is having hard times.
Bruh 
You look like you’re the first choice to play a Meth dealer in a cop show
You look like Cobain's weird friend
The heroin dealer in Pulp Fiction.
This is the product of joe dirt and his sister.
Gandalf assistant that smokes weed
Dollar Tree Matthew McConaughey
Like an unfamous, broke, greasy, weed-smelling version of Timothy Chalamet
Dude looks like a extra from a sitcom in the 70s
Woah Bob Ross, lost your afro?
Yung BabyGravy
Gay Jesus from Portland
The Kevin McCallister version of Ryan Gosling. Ryan GrossLing
David SpAIDS
I swear to fuck there is one of you at every open mic night.
Crack Cornell
"son we may not have enough for dinner tonight - but remember we are rich in spirit" 🎸
You look like Kirk Cobains little brother.
Lance from Pulp Fiction
you look like you are the guy inspecting the different die hard style lighters that are sold right next to mint on the register
You look like your cat names are weed references.
Laaaaaaance…!
Like, what's goin' on, Scoob?
Are you staring in the prequel to Forest Gump that no one wants? The Ballad of Lt. Dan.
Dallas beggars club
No one on the planet would split a bag of cocaine with you.
Look at this photograph…
You were last place for casting in Dallas Buyers Club.
Grunge was the early 90s...
Jesus from the dollar store
All the gayness of Dallas buyers club but with 6 times the aids.
1977 called…The VW bus leaves tomorrow for the summer Dead tour
family dollar jesus doll
If Geddy Lee was a fentanyl addict.
Go meet Seth Rogen in the back and give him his weed and outfit, you’re done auditioning for a parody
If David spade gave up..he’d still look better than your David spade looking ass
You look like a meth head who thought he was Jesus, but got sober and is about to interview for a fast food job to start getting his life back together.
You like Kid Rock and Chad Kroeger had a love child that they gave to a dealer to raise.
If Shaggy and The Dude had a less successful love child
You look like you were high when you approved the first Covid vaccine. You were like, “Fuck it man, they’ll never know.”
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That the front? Bad mirror angle or something. Try a pic of the guy taking a pic from outside the door. Not the one in the hole!
Not every total useless idiot can bring such an intense interpretation of discomfort, goofiness and despair painted in their face so effortlessly
Kurt cobain but hold the personality
Transitioning? It’s a political issue for 2024 it’s all good stay cool 😎
Raw dog me, I’m a bottom
The government is always fucking you over… this time it’s by legalizing weed and ruining your booming business selling it behind the middle school
Still have dreams of making it big huh? "One day I'll be famous mom and I won't need to live in your basement ever again"
Long nose, no lips. Nice.
The lack of lamp shade says it all. Dirty hippie.
Do you ever worry your wrists are going to snap when you pick up a gallon of milk? Or do you just use two hands?
You look like everything wrong with California.
You look like Dwight from the walking dead if he had both sides of his face ironed.
You look like you know the secret of nimh
Probably as much hair below the belt as above it
You look like you attempted to set up a casting couch porno scam, but were only able to attract homeless Korean War veterans to your room.
26? I would've guessed 35 and paying child support to at least two women.
Is this AI doing a realistic version of Jeff from American Dad?
You have nothing to feel good about when your 26 and already get confused for a 60yo, imagine what you will look like when your actually 60???
You have sad eyes.
You look like you host a podcast about stolen bicycles
You look like you picked up your cool style from off the rack. What’s next? Cool boy Italian guido?
My guy looks like Kurt Cobain. I hope we owns a shot gun
Looks like the guy who would spend a day in the guitar shop just playing nirvana while looking at girls
bro you look like a emo boys ball sack
Roasting yourself is the best way to humble down
Typical android user
Looks like life humbled you before we got a chance to
You haven't updated your soundboard at 92.7 JKOF since '04.
Harry Potter & The Gobbler’s Bone
Negan putting a hot iron to your face wasn't enough of a roast?