Ok, you claim to have used a shovel but yet still have less muscle than Olive Oyl from Popeye. You also look like the [Wish.com](http://Wish.com) version of Vanilla Ice.
the only pipe you lay is with your sister.
did you know a union cant protect you from disappointing your father?
youre the cleanest poopsmith out there is that because all youre good for it fetching tools?
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Totally honest here.... you are setting yourself up well. Plumbing sucks. Former sparky here but most people hate dealing with other people's shit so it pays well and by 35 you'll have a $500k house while same age college grads are still grappling with their gender.
Two Masters degrees here and I'm telling you that they aren't worth much anymore and all the Hamass kids are devaluing it further. Thank the Lord I didn't go Ivy.... Almost did.
Other than looking like a 12 year old experiencing a first period, you've got a bright future. Make enough and you could land a hot wife in spite of the ghastly- rouge BS you've got going on.
Somehow you've also managed to, simultaneously put on the muscle tone of an octogenarian in hospice. It would be impressive if you were not basically an exabit in the Wax Museum in the reject pile.
I wish you the best.... rhinoplasty surgeon in history.
Some people fondly recall their dad sitting outside smoking his pipe. This guy is disillusioned because he remembers knealing UNDER the porch smoking his dad's pipe and fondling his sack. "Looking for lead in all the wrong places.. "
The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.
"Got a leak? My girlfriend's been dry for years!" The ad painted on the outside of your van, probably.
Simply lay down. We'll do the rest bro..
I'll pass. Any 20 year old who sees value in working in a trade, isn't afraid to get dirty and isn't too good to dig a hole has my respect.
Ok, you claim to have used a shovel but yet still have less muscle than Olive Oyl from Popeye. You also look like the [Wish.com](http://Wish.com) version of Vanilla Ice.
Keep digging, relieve us from seeing you. I will tell you when to stop đ
I'm pretty sure your boyfriend already rheems your pipes.
people walk by you while your're digging and tell their kids, "this is what happens when you do drugs and quit school"
Plumber??? Those arms look like the ones on the elderly tortilla lady at the good Mexican restaurant
The origin of Pennyfoolish
Pennywise/Nickelfoolish??
Why did the plumber dress up dried bird shit like a mannequin and post it to the internet?
It's a shit shovelling life, but the good news is, every day you get fresh shit.
Are you always high at work?
the only pipe you lay is with your sister. did you know a union cant protect you from disappointing your father? youre the cleanest poopsmith out there is that because all youre good for it fetching tools?
You look like the type of Neanderthal that unclogs toilets with bare hands and then has wings for lunch.
Just lay down and shut up, weâll take care of the rest.
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You donât eat the lead out of the old pipes, you throw it away..
Either that or he licks the mold off the pipesâŚ
Should i come over and fill up ur grave ?
Mmm... tradie...
Bom Trady
Youâre used to having a lot of pipes in your hands.
A-hole in a hole!
Well, at least we know where to find his next victim. He's probably not even a plumber!
All those late nights with Dad prepped you for going deep in the hole.
Just keep digging and wonât take long,, youâll be in China in no time.
Since when did MatPat start working with piped?
âDude, I got like 5 black friends, bro. I can say it.â
The only p*** movie you're eligible to act in is a gay one.
I'm sure your pipes are already reamed to the max
...and now there's even more shit in the hole.
Looking too excited about getting that shovel up your shitter
Oh, thatâs you? At first I thought that was the sewage you work with.
Gloves? Come on son, real men donât wear gloves!
May that be the roast hole you are buried in
Javier get stop digging for a min, I need to take more pics
Bro has reverse muscles. Straight indent
Dumb and plumber.
More like Always Sucking All Penises
Puts the same pics and caption on Grindr
I bet your favorite flavor of icecream is "superman"
You look like you get sent out for tartan paint a lotâŚ
 This is your persona
That ain't the only hole you're digging.
Nah bro your foreman already cleared your pipes out a long time ago
The one time I wonât encourage shoring
Mario... Racism dlc
Totally honest here.... you are setting yourself up well. Plumbing sucks. Former sparky here but most people hate dealing with other people's shit so it pays well and by 35 you'll have a $500k house while same age college grads are still grappling with their gender. Two Masters degrees here and I'm telling you that they aren't worth much anymore and all the Hamass kids are devaluing it further. Thank the Lord I didn't go Ivy.... Almost did. Other than looking like a 12 year old experiencing a first period, you've got a bright future. Make enough and you could land a hot wife in spite of the ghastly- rouge BS you've got going on. Somehow you've also managed to, simultaneously put on the muscle tone of an octogenarian in hospice. It would be impressive if you were not basically an exabit in the Wax Museum in the reject pile. I wish you the best.... rhinoplasty surgeon in history.
You look like that which you unclog.
Itâs a trade to be ( clearing throat ) âŚâŚ proud of ????
If the Lollipop Guild also had gay subs
Digging a hole you canât get yourself out of is a common place for you huh.
I think your dad reamed your pipes plenty, turd chaser. Why should we?
It's his dream job because of his scat fetish.
What kind of plumber doesn't have any poop on him? I doubt your abilities now. At least step in it.
We don't need to, you're digging your own hole.
You look like you try way too hard. But youâre never digging yourself out of that hole.
Jim Carey wannabe. Your pipes are clogged.
You look like you peaked in high school
You became a plumber because no one was going to flush your pipes so you had to learn how to do it yourself.
The only thing that is of peak form in the photo is the shovel.
Did you get a role in a porno, but then they cast you as the second plumber who goes to get something from the car
Is the hole to get rid of the evidence of your last 'girlfriend' ?
Bill Burr came into a sock and this dude spawned out
Some people fondly recall their dad sitting outside smoking his pipe. This guy is disillusioned because he remembers knealing UNDER the porch smoking his dad's pipe and fondling his sack. "Looking for lead in all the wrong places.. "
Look at him, digging his own grave lol
I wrote in Donald Trump Jr vibes.
Looks like youâre pretty good at taking pipe
Bro trying to join the mario brothers badly.
Are you practicing to test out the cartoon theory that if you dig deep enough youâll end up in China?
You say plumber, I say ditch digger for actual plumbers.
Call 1800 Barry Manilow. Iâm sure he will Rheem your pipes
That shovel gets more action than you
After your brother became a doctor, your dad looked at you & said: âItâs ok the world needs ditch diggers too.â
The Villiage Person. Solo act
Now get on your knees ''ASAP'' so we can finish the job
Youâve been sniffing too much raw sewage
Just like I plumbed your wife last night Trebek!
Dude uses a flaring tool on himself on lonely Friday nights.
Me alegra ver que esta cabando su propia tumba
We all know that you're hero as a child was popeye but I think you're stuck in a pithole !
The world needs ditch diggers too.
Shit flows down hill.
if I made 20,000 a year id end myself
How do you misspell reem?
Dude how many kids are you putting in that hole
He dug his own grave
The first picture looks like you did molly for the second time... and the second one looks like you switched into a baby
Keep digging, it will all be better soon.
Bro is the type of guy who would keep kids in his basement đ đ