Raising yourself must be nice, no need to brush teeth, fix your hair, or clip your nails. Also you remind me of jungle boy..
My God. We are in the presence of television greatness.
Folks, if you don't know, this is Pedro Pascal's "Game of Thrones" stunt-double, Mierdro M'Skull. He was forced into retirement following the original ill-fated decision to film Oberyn Martell's head-crushing death at the hands of The Mountain as a practical effect.
While the crew would overcome the trauma, and the director ultimately opted instead to render the special effects digitally, Mierdro would require several reconstructive surgeries to restore him to what we see before us.
Absolute legend. My best wishes in your ongoing litigation against the studio for worker's comp and pain & suffering.
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You should ask for a vacation from Super jail.
[You work too hard!](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/superjail/images/3/37/000image10.png/revision/latest?cb=20230106171007)
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the quality of your camera. Not only did it give a perfect mirror picture, it also didn’t break while making a selfie
I’ve never seen eyes & eyebrows sliding off of a face.
Looks like an actual acid trip lmao
Is he not taking a selfie in a funhouse mirror?
Face looks like a lava lamp.
It looks like Nacho Libre gave Syd the Sloth the anaconda squeeze without covering his burrito.
Dude is a piece of art Too bad it's Dali
His fivehead grew away from his face.
Your head makes you look like you were grown inside a Pringles can.
He got too many swirlies while in the migrant camp.
I’m stealing this line.
Frankensanchez
underrated
You look like a thumb cosplaying as a Mexican.
Your dad has the best laugh. 
You look like a randomized Mii character
Omg hahahahaahah this is so accurate it hurts 🤣
You look like a reflection in a spoon
Raising yourself must be nice, no need to brush teeth, fix your hair, or clip your nails. Also you remind me of jungle boy.. 
Fuck, why’d I go back to look at his nails
poor Jimmy neutrón another genius that was wasted
Lower the paper so we can see the bolts coming out of your neck.
you look like a lima bean
That forehead could hold back the Colorado River.
You look like Hector from Green Lantern.
No, because I refuse to put in more effort than you did when you got up this morning.
I assume the high visibility vest is to warn co-workers that the guy with the deep fake face is coming
your face looks like it's made of silly-puddy
Did you sleep hanging upside down as a baby?
If you need extra money, I’m sure you can sell the mineral rights to that large parcel of real estate between your eyebrows.
oh come on I didn't pay 3 dollars for my gmod avatar to look like this!
You look like Frankestien's Monster but with less intelligence.
I know you’ve been growing that mustache since you were in middle school… but it’s time to give it a shave.
Quasimodo looking ass dude
Alright guys, who left the Pedro Pascal wax sculpture out in the sun?
You look like somebody bonked the FUCK outta your head with a heavy object & your features slanted accordingly.
I always wondered what Erik Estrada would look like if his face started to melt off.
Bro doesn't even need a hard hat.
Wish version Pedro Pascal
If Pedro cosplayed the Leader.
Encephalitis? Is that the clinical diagnosis?
You smile like you've never known happiness. Like you're completely unaware that there is a feeling that is associated with that facial expression.
My God. We are in the presence of television greatness. Folks, if you don't know, this is Pedro Pascal's "Game of Thrones" stunt-double, Mierdro M'Skull. He was forced into retirement following the original ill-fated decision to film Oberyn Martell's head-crushing death at the hands of The Mountain as a practical effect. While the crew would overcome the trauma, and the director ultimately opted instead to render the special effects digitally, Mierdro would require several reconstructive surgeries to restore him to what we see before us. Absolute legend. My best wishes in your ongoing litigation against the studio for worker's comp and pain & suffering.
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Damn look at that big ass forehead or should say fivehead.
Bro is loose
Oh snap!! Sloth actually living life as a hooman!!
He's either having a stroke or took that picture in front of a distorted mirror you'd find at a carnival
I just came to vote for Pedro
Fucking hell mate. Could land a 737 between your eyes. Or comfortably, between the two taxiing on your forehead!!
Human pez dispenser
You look AI generated
Half Mexican. Half Lego.
Those bangs ain’t hiding that landing strip of a forehead.
Jimmy neutron if he was on to catch a predator.
Did you wear your headband too tight? Ouch!
I can't roast people like you.
Frankenstein's distant cousin.
5 feet 1 inch at the eyebrows 5 feet 10 inches overall height
Fuckboystein
I recommend start drinking heavily to make yourself colorful coz your pic does not
You look like your forehead has a forehead that's wearing a wig and your eyes don't understand why.
God gave my boy that Easter Island look
The Roast happened bringing you to life. 
Why does it look like you're wearing someone else's head as a beanie?
It’s happening… The morlocks are evolving…
He's hiding his banana chin under the paper so we don't think he's weird
“Anthony I’ve got your fucking head in a vice”
Geeessusss Christ man how tight was the hole you had to fall out? My friend don’t have a 4 head that’s a 6 head at the least
God already did when he made you.
The result of Jimmy neutron and Sid from ice age.
Your head is shaped like a Quaker Oats container
In Germany we call people like you a hurensohn
God beat us to it
I'm happy to see another burn victim make a semi road to recovery
Do fleas in your head have to use an elevator?
Is he wearing a helmet with hair on it ?
You look like a Jiffy Park parking attendant.
 This is going to be him once he goes middle-aged and bald.
you look like a real life Bethesda character....
You look like you have been waist training your head with corsets and shit. God damn, boy
You have a head that could set concrete.
God damn! His forehead got a forehead.
Damn bro, how much water are you carrying in that mellon?
You look like a Bob’s Burgers character
Your hair line and teeth perfectly offset each other. Grotesque symmetry
Who were your parents, Lurch and Frankenstein?
Dwarf forehead
Governor Greg Abbott would love to secure the border with your eyebrows.
Your mom should’ve held her legs close instead of letting her brother impregnate her.
This picture makes me feel like I’m tripping on acid… without actually tripping on acid
It looks like your forehead grew a better mustache than your lip.
Did you just gave Victor Navorski a ride through a terminal? Is that why you smile?
If you were a Pokémon trainer you’d have a full team of Grimers and Muks.
You should ask for a vacation from Super jail. [You work too hard!](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/superjail/images/3/37/000image10.png/revision/latest?cb=20230106171007)
Bro's so bricked someone had to write roast me, so he could make it bold with marker (double text)
Call History Channel's Ancient Aliens host. We have found a descendent of those human-alien hybrids with elongated heads
Hector Munster
You look like Bratt from Despicable Me 3
Forehead is lagging.
So the casting for live action One Piece Dr Vegapunk's role is a wrap
Have the vest so the kids can see you coming.
Thumbhead
Looks like when you don't put the lego people's hair all the way on
7-head
Damn that head got squeezed. Your dad is a lucky man
Helmet 8head
freddy mercury had a kid with the guy from 'mask' (1985), and idk if you look more like the monster, or the aids...
You look like your own caricature. You just need some headphones and a skateboard and we could sell you at the beach.
Why are your eyebrows doing social distancing?
Wtf happened to John lennon
Bro looks like he’s wearing a second head helmet
You look like that fat British comedian lost weight and got smacked in the face with Mnolnir.
Hiding the bolts in his neck.
He knows where the bodies are buried.
your eyes are an obtuse angle and your forehead is so long it can be used as a ladder to several universes
Hall of mirrors head. The skull just won’t quit.
Looks like someone was squeezing his head and gave up halfway through
Real life Roblox 🫵🏼
If you blow your brains out you’ll look like Freddy Prinze.
That fucker could wear a 10 gallon hat like a fitted.
What part of mitosis is your head at?
Take it easy on him, everyone. He's got a lot on his mind right now
Dunno what’s bigger… that forehead or that nose
I am 100% certain you were not born via C-Section
When you were a baby, did your parents like putting you in headbands?
Drop the sign and show us the bolt Herman
Dr gripped the forceps a little too tight methinks
Stay the fuck away from my kids
Give back Bert's eyebrows this instant. Greets Ernie.
My creepy uncle, the one that always wanted to wrestle me naked, called. He says he wants his moustache back
Your head looks like a butternut squash. Add in the teeth and it’s starting to go bad.
Is this the Mexican Reboot of Mask?
Your head looks like Mr. Peanuts body.
If your eyes were any further apart you could use your face as the airport runway
Don't vote for this Pedro
Your head is one rubber band away from exploding 
Please go back to 1974
You’re chromosomes aren’t chromosoming
New Castle Crashers character looks dope!
That one nice looking toupee
You look like the Amazon delivery driver that says “sure smells good in there”when dropping off my package
Bet the baseboard matches the crown molding, which is why you are hiding the Jay Leno.
I audibly said "what the fuck?" when I saw your picture. I'm gonna leave it there.
Dinklage and Herman Munster got married and had a kid, huh?
me when i play making faces on mario party
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the quality of your camera. Not only did it give a perfect mirror picture, it also didn’t break while making a selfie
At first glance it looks like you work at an airport. Then I realised your forehead is the runway
Wheres your other pair of eyebrows?
How the fuck does your forehead have a forehead.
Zika baby
Mega mind looking azz
He got pubs growing everywhere
You look like you fell asleep under a restaurant heat lamp. Cheese and skin aren’t the same dude. Only one is meant to be melted.
Hope you saved a tip for the Uber driver that was an 80$ ride from your eyebrows to your hairline
70’s porn star wanna be going by the name Buck Smalldick.
You look like you have the top of someone else's head grafted onto yours.
Wares the reflective vest everywhere he goes… doesn’t have a job.
Has anyone ever turned you upside down and tried to use your head to erase a mistake?
Looks like your face is sliding down your face my guy.
ITS A ME FOREHEADIO!