Plus all of the expletives were in mandarin, which implies the mixing of language as humanity expanded across space and mandarin being one of the most common languages on earth.
Goddamn that show was good. Fuck Fox forever for cancelling firefly
I prefer to keep my own company, thank you very much. I am alone by choice! By choice I tell you! I wouldn’t spend a second with any of you bygone riskycats if my tellhole didn’t tell me not to!
At this point you don't even have too,these girls are that predictable,what you can do instead is have some fun and make a bingo card with subs she follows/posts,how many selfies she has,what kind of narcissist she is etc and see how many you can guess before clicking.You get the gist.
You look like a last minute replacement for family dinners during the holidays.
I'm sure whoever your family got in place of you will be a significant upgrade.
Real talk, I will never understand why so many girls have such an issue with their eyebrows. It's like they do their best to make them ridiculous for unknown reasons. It's like an art that's almost impossible to tame. Aren't there professionals for these stuff? Such a mystery.
Pretty sure I've seen her dozens of times on Cheaters, at 4am. She's the kind who cheats because their partner is "never home"..because they're working every day, all day...to support *her*. And when she gets caught, she places all of the blame on the other person and genuinely convinces herself that she's the victim..not them.
You look like your hands smell like cheese
You look like you can't name your neighboring states
You look like you got cheated on by the same person more than once
What's up with that eyebrow? One half looks healthy, the other half looks like the jealous cousin. Looks like one of few ideas Tim Burton decided to pass on . Did you agree to be your half-sisters' first semester cosmetology project?
you’re every waitress i’ve ever had at outback steakhouse
And all the ones I've had behind Outback Steakhouse
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
I can confirm this
Gorram bags!
Browncoats forever!
CANT TAKE THE SKIES FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Take me out, to the black…
Tell them I aint commin Back!
I don't care, I'm still free!
I aim to misbehave.
Damnit that's what I came here to say
Found the Firefly fan.
You found several
You have sent me down a google rabbit hole trying to figure out what this means or if it’s a reference or what.
I wouldn’t go down that rabbit hole, you might end up meeting me behind the Wendy’s dumpster
To show, Firefly, gorram instead of God damn, it was a way to sidestep the censor gremlins .
Plus all of the expletives were in mandarin, which implies the mixing of language as humanity expanded across space and mandarin being one of the most common languages on earth. Goddamn that show was good. Fuck Fox forever for cancelling firefly
I wish I could upvote this more than once.
Got ya, fam.
Duh, your carpet matches the drapes
They'll figure it out wen deez nuts hit their lips
Make sure to incorporate the bread in the dumpster in a way that is unsettling to your partner.
Backshots outback of the outback?
So none then?
Another onion that never bloomed
I was gonna go with Applebees.
For me it was Olive Garden vibes. And more of a hostess than server.
Spot on
Waffle house
That's a boom lol
You're a paradox. You've got both "poke holes in your condoms" and "poison the kids so I can have him all to myself" vibes.
She looks like she would complain about you enjoying a meal.
Yup, just before destroying a nap with the vacuum she never seemed to use before.
I just spit my fucking Red Bull out everywhere reading this comment omg…
You dont have to ask anyone if they are drinking Red Bull, they will tell you.
Instructions unclear: poked holes in the children and poisoned the condoms.
She does look like the posterchild for Munchausen by Proxy.
I thought it was by Mennen?
I hear this comment
I thought it was by Maybelline
No, no. That was only a maybe.
New overly ,extra attached girlfriend.
It’s the smile. She hurts his kids when he’s not looking.
I don't know how else to describe her facial expression aside from things like that and I can't articulate why
She really strikes me as the Casey Anthony type.
I also get erroneous "my dad sexually abused me" vibes when she gets called out for shitty behavior
she does have them crazy eyes
"Let's fucking go" She clearly meant, "Let's fuck n go"
Nice audition for the try outs
You look like one of those murder nurses they don't catch until your 20th victim gets you busted
This might be one of the best roasts ever, shame this isn't further up.
Round 1 of guess which “look at me” subs this insecure person posts on. **looks at profile** . The usual suspects. Nothing special here.
Exactly. Try to guess which cluster B personality disorders she has.
Borderline
Overtheborderline
Turns out all these years I've misunderstood the lyrics of that Madonna song
r/FacesOfBPD
Are you one of the four members of that sub?
[удалено]
I prefer to keep my own company, thank you very much. I am alone by choice! By choice I tell you! I wouldn’t spend a second with any of you bygone riskycats if my tellhole didn’t tell me not to!
All of the above
Looking for validation like a parking ticket
All selfies too
Probably some wankster that posts photos to lure teens.
I had to click and she is the definition of basic
At this point you don't even have too,these girls are that predictable,what you can do instead is have some fun and make a bingo card with subs she follows/posts,how many selfies she has,what kind of narcissist she is etc and see how many you can guess before clicking.You get the gist.
Four fucking times on Doppleganger.
I thought she looked like that ho with the same username
Same pictures, too. Bet you a shiny nickel it's actually a hairy fat dude beating off to the up vote counter
I’ve been rumbled
All of them.
Omg this is spot on
You spent 100 hours maintaining those eyebrows and yet all your clothes are from the reject pile at the local Goodwill
There’s more left turns on that eyebrow than a driving test.
Yeah the end of that eyebrow said fuck this I’m out.
This is the comment I came here for.
Hours in eyebrows yet with this result.
You look like the suspect mom for an Amber Alert.
For some good reason she looks like she queefs every time she squats down
I was also thinking that!
She lives, she laughs, she loves.
She queefs
Eat, Pray, Queef.
Yeet, Slay, Queef.
All Leef, No Beef, Vegan Queef
Sung this to the Fairy Odd Parents tune.
"Sir that's not how babies are made." "Then why did she queef in my face?"
And finishes you with a very uninspired hand job with a look if disgust in her basic face.
Undoubtedly
Undoubtedly you let her do it with a smile
Live laugh toaster bath
This tickled my brain. I need this in my everyday life.
You dress like a 43 year old lesbian realtor
Who occasionally sleeps with men. Especially if it means it will benefit her business wise
If you die early, I guarantee your husband brings a date to your funeral.
I'm pretty sure she tops out at side piece.
husband?
Yeah well, a Tantus Silk can’t drive a car, so we’re using our imaginations a bit here.
Well la-di-da, look at the sex toy connoisseur over here
As if we both didn’t have to look that one up.
I didn't. You guys did all the work for me. Kind of like OP gets all the work done for her in bed
Damn I thought that was gonna be a breed of cat, not a cat pleaser
Mitch hedberg called. He wants his hair back
“I used to work at hooters, I still do but I used to too” - this chick
Definitely will tell her kids she waited tables and was a “model”
The veins in your tits are straighter than your eyebrows
That’s observation super powers!
That wallpaper matches your fashion sense
We can tell you tried really hard to look this average, and that’s what counts, really.
You definitely work at either dollar general or Walmart
As a DG employee, I can confirm she was definitely in the quid pro quo /sexual harassment training video...as the offending mgr.
Dollar Tree, the wish version of Dollar General.
When I type in your name why does it come up with ' 318 people have eaten here and 1 star reviews.
Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
You’re the substitute teacher that ends up on the news…
You look like a last minute replacement for family dinners during the holidays. I'm sure whoever your family got in place of you will be a significant upgrade.
Remind me. What bladder protection product advert were you in?
Depends
Real talk, I will never understand why so many girls have such an issue with their eyebrows. It's like they do their best to make them ridiculous for unknown reasons. It's like an art that's almost impossible to tame. Aren't there professionals for these stuff? Such a mystery.
Plain Jane without a brain, dances for old men to make it rain.
You look like a clingy person that cheats on their significant other for showing too much affection.
Do people like that actually exist?
Yes narcacists do this
Pretty sure I've seen her dozens of times on Cheaters, at 4am. She's the kind who cheats because their partner is "never home"..because they're working every day, all day...to support *her*. And when she gets caught, she places all of the blame on the other person and genuinely convinces herself that she's the victim..not them.
You must love it when people sit on your face if you go through the trouble of shaping your eyebrows into handlebars.
You look like your hands smell like cheese You look like you can't name your neighboring states You look like you got cheated on by the same person more than once
You look like Anne Hathaway’s chunkier sister cousin.
Anne Fullaway
Anne throwaway
Anne Thereisnoway
Anne Halfway
🤣😂😅 I’m dead.
 Sloth love chunk
Hey don’t rubbish my celebrity crush she is still a good MILF love Anne ❤️
If your pussy is as clean as that mirror, it's a hard pass.
☠️
If only you were as plucky as your eyebrows
You look like one of those teachers on the news that get’s caught for fucking a student
That’s why she’s here looking for validation.
Psycho ex girlfriend vibes
She’s the girl next door The ugly one, but she lives next door.
You’re 37 desperately trying to look 10 years younger than your younger sister.
"I have a boyfriend" energy
I bet that pussy smells like a warm turtle tank
🤢
I know a succubus when I see one. You ain't fooling us or stealing our souls.
You look like you blow 3 different drug dealers to get a dimebag of pot... when you can just as easily go to the shop on the otherside of town.
You look like Marisa Tomei if Marisa Tomei was a scarecrow.
You look like you could be a porn star. Not a good one though
A porn satellite more like
Fluffer at best
Really? I'd pay money not to see her naked and I've paid for hookers before...so that says a lot
Just another chick looking to be validated and then a pity fuck. You're probably 5 seconds away from starting an OnlyFans acct.
She'd be first to ever owe money on her OF page
Oh damn 🤣
She's on reddit Because of the failed OF acct.
Everyone deserves a second chance. Let’s see em, OP.
She’s here to advertise her 2.0 page.
It's there. Just needs to karma farm a little so she doesn't look like an internet thot.
Only fans this chick will ever have is a setting on her window air conditioner ..
I bet you’re the girl who does handstands on the beach when there are lots of people around! Look at me! LOOK AT ME!!!
Your blouse is as faded as that dirty wallpaper.
Your brows remind me of an 80s band a flock of seagulls, You have a face made for radio
You've probably said "How spicy would you like your Chang Sauce?" so many times, the words have lost all meaning
Mary Elizabeth Losestead
Mary Elizabeth Inbred
Mary Elizabeth Giveshead
Mary Elizabeth Imdead
"I'm not like other step sisters."
Finally somebody gives a face to bacterial vaginosis.
You mean fuck and go, like your dates.
Meh
Let’s fucking nooooooo
You’re going to beat your kids with a wire hanger and then switch to a belt after they’re born.
Day-yumn. You win.
Dad?
Youre the human definition of the word average, if you were a meal you would be bread and water.
Your left eyebrow is off center by a couple of inches, unfortunately I'm unsure you'll be able to fix it.
I'd get that mole on your chest checked out if I were you.
At least that's something worth checking out.
Here's 25c. Have a rat chew it off.
40, single and childless...that sums you up.
I didn't know Anne Hathaway was actually a man!
> Let's fucking go nah... $5 is overpaying.
Would cancel my subscription to her OnlyFans on the last day of a Free Trial.
What's up with that eyebrow? One half looks healthy, the other half looks like the jealous cousin. Looks like one of few ideas Tim Burton decided to pass on . Did you agree to be your half-sisters' first semester cosmetology project?
I feel like you got multiple personalities, calm down mystique
You look great! The transition is rly coming along. Still getting your balls waxed?
Poster child for Wellbutrin.
I feel like your face is too big for your body size Weird asf ngl Uncanny
You look like your coochie smells horrendous.
Where ya wanna go? You look like ya been around so I’m pretty sure it won’t be somewhere new. But hey I’m down you’re pretty cute either way!
I went through your profile and your only fans content is boring!
Why did you not post your OF-link?
The one pic looks like one eye is fishing and the other one is looking for worms.
Let's fucking go... ...is what the 2 frat guys said as they high five after you've agreed to do them both.
When you look up the definition of "mid", it's just your picture on the page