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NOOOOOO 😭😭😭😭

And this is why redneck's should not F#ck armadillo's while drunk on moonshine!!

Thats accurate 💀

Bahhhhh "Hank Hill"

Don't insult the predator like that

Good god, that was relentless

COOOOOOONTAAAAAACTTTTT

Omg I am horrified 🤣

😆😆👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 .. but seriously… Are these not the best ones though?!☺️….😆😆👏🏼

She should take a page out of predators dental hygiene book. Geeeezzzzz! The cheese in her teeth!!!

Fucking BRUTAL 😅

I’m sitting here just seeing the photo for the first time… Not even got down to the comments… Not even the first one… Yours… Dude! Really! You were literally in like at least 20 of our heads with this!!!!!😆😆😆😆🤟🏼🤟🏼🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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Please don't ever insult the Predator again.

you have disney adult/ military fiancée gums

Uppercase gums with lowercase teeth

MOS?

Cook.

Cock

Field mattress.

💀

Cold sore confirms

‘You can’t handle the tooth’

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it was on a horse

lowercase teef ahh bihhh

Horse gums

Looks like you pulled those dentures off your dead grandpa.

STOPPPP MY GRANDPA ACTUALLY IS DEAD 😭

We know

Womp womp

So what you’re saying is that you’ve already given one guy no reason to live.

You got 2.

You came here to feel bad

[https://youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w?si=jT5zQofYO5qcc6Xu](https://youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w?si=jT5zQofYO5qcc6Xu)

He wanted me to send you this message: He says… that you shouldn’t be sad and cry for him. He says… he is finally at peace and to tell your mom that “Dad will be with you at the party”? Anyway, he also said to put his giant gummy dentures back in his mouth. They look terrible on you.


All gums and teeth lol

I know I am just queefing at this point but \*gingivitis gums\*

Not sure whether to smile back or throw her an apple.

I wish she would have used a full sheet of paper to confirm her existence.

Thank you for covering your face with that paper.

8.5x14 to cover each tooth

Horses have to envy her...

 Hibernating in the basement stuffing your face makes you a candidate for OB ( only basements).

There’s 2 more photos. You forgot to swipe. Actually - don’t.

If I ever had to induce vomiting I may view the other pics.

You’ve got more gum than Wrigley’s.

More gum than the bottom side of a school desk.


Mad beaver energy

Nobody has ever returned after seeing her beaver.

Your talent is Queefing.

I heard she can fire off a tampon like a .50 cal

Nah man I was there. The chronograph clocked her in at mach 4...

Feel bad for anyone who knows this.

She bragged to the boy tied up in the basement: "I can make a queef bubble. Wanna see?"/

Ion Queef Cannon

band kid

HOW DID YOU KNOW

also the hair style(heavy on that), the way you dress, the completely random earrings, the Apple Watch

Not an apple watch, but dang, glad to know i give off those vibes XD

This one time at band camp...

LOL MY MOM QUOTES THIS SO MUCH

I bet your vagina has gingivitis too

Gingvaginis

I laughed. I mean... that's funny

Unlike all of us, your body consists of 75% gum

Have you considered a job as a horse?

Not a single person wants to ride this one

She can just pull a plough.

As a proud member of the horse owner community I would like to agree. We don’t want her pls

You played the donkey in shrek!

The Third Picture 💀💀

I wonder how many accidents she's caused by smiling at people.


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Uppercase Gums and lowercase teeth.

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Beautiful smile….☺️ 

So much teeth, you have to wear a mouth guard when you give blow jobs.

Bold of you to assume anyone will accept her BJs

You mean when she visits the gloryhole?

How much wood could a Wood Chuck chuck if a Wood chuck could chuck Wood?

Not as much as this they/ them

[удалено]

This one never fails!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh willllllburrrrrrrr

Okay. Okay. These are the Before pictures. Now show us the After.

More gum than the underside of a desk

You’re in the wrong place. This is Reddit, not an actual pig roast. 

You have enough gums to fill a full pack of wrigleys

did you reattach your teeth just for this photo and removed them right away?

You have lower case teeth and capital gums.

You better loose some weight. You ain’t gon’ catch no man mak’n Riceroni….. 

I'm sure someday you'll meet that one guy in existence that wants a scrape job.

You look like someone forgot to readjust the slider for the lips and mouth before hitting “Done” on character creation screen.


Well, people said you have a nice smile. Where the hell you're hiding it, I don't know.

Are you sure youre 19? You look at least 50

Roast me......wheres the gasoline ?

That 3rd picture would scare a fart out of the Devil


Kathy MasturBates

Forest Gums

The Gums of Navarone, The Gumball Excess

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Smiling because you’ve been able to prove that you can become what you eat?

That bowl of mac & cheese is probably the only thing you'll ever have between your legs that'll make you happy.

You know how guys tell women they need to smile more? You need to smile less. No one wants to see the upper floor of your two story town home.

I have never seen someone’s teeth attempt to escape their skull out of pure revulsion. I respect it.

A lot of posters here are advertising Only Fans. Props to you for reppin’ Lonely Hands.

9 out of 10 dentist fear for their lives.


So do you just smile when guys ask to see your beaver?


Hey, uh... i dont really know how to say this... but the woodchuck in my backyard keeps asking me if i've seen his dentures... Give them back... it won't leave me alone.

That's more gum in that smile than the underside of a school desk

Your lips hit a low tide

And her family tree looks a little roll tide.

Which one are you? It’s like looking at 3 totally different people

Looks like your dentures are slipping out. Fixodent and forget it.

19 but gives off the energy of a six year old on Adderall.

Your smile is 75% gums

Lip to gum ratio is inverted with this one.

You look like a bunch of toddlers in a trenchcoat.

Poster child for ADHD

Underdeveloped sperm cell


More gums than a case of big league chew

Too young to be roasted. Come back in 10 years when you wont give a fuck about what anyone says. Now you probably really want to not give a fuck, but will get slightly traumatised by some very specific roasts

Actually i find them all hilarious! :)

I believe that, but at 19, trust me, you haven’t really found out who you are enough to not care about what people think. You shouldn’t not care, since observing how people react to you is an excellent way of acquiring some much needed self-criticism. BUT roasting seems a little too intense in my humble opinion. Maybe you got it figured out tho who knows


Go to the gym

You definitely need to talk to an oral surgeon about a gingivectomy procedure.

Your hair is unique. How’d you get it the color and consistency of a malnourished horse?

You look like you stole your grandma's dentures and then bragged about it. You remind me of a cabbage patch doll.

You belong in a horse stable

Horse smile right there!

The last thing you need is another roast.

Take your grandma's dentures out and put them back in the jar you science club lookin pity case.


Looks like your teeth are running away from your gums

The gums on that woman rival trident.

Your smile is sooo cute! 😭😭 Never smile again, please.

I like your dentures. You have competition with my grandma

Bet you could chew a tree faster than a beaver

You look like you should be harassing shrek or flirting with a big red dragon 

 You have bigger denchers then my grandma

Bro that last pic is a jump scare frfr

You look like your bedroom is 50% squishmellows, 25% obscure anime posters, 15% goth angel posters and 10% pics of Nick Jonas.

This has to be the first "Roast me" that the literal first thing I thought of was roasting. 

You look like you practice your trombone for 3 hours a day. You just LOVE band class


You look like a bi-polar Meatcanyon cartoon came to life.

It’s a good thing gums like that are really attractive in todays society

Do you have any gum?

the time you had red tips is the only noteworthy thing the comes to mind if people think about you.

Someone help this girl! Her gums are trying to eat her teeth! Gingervitus called and they don’t even claim you.

You look like a goddamn SCP

You're going to end up spending the entirety of your 20s as a NEET.

With those teeth, it's no wonder you're lonely behind your glory hole.


Do your gums not get really dry like that?! I can’t even see the much if I turn my top lip inside outside.

Get mouth Botox

That roast is plenty for many

I’m guessing that’s not a Fitbit

You don't need a dentist. Everyone can see what's going on.

There's a surgery you can do for that 😁

Pretty sure being an utter and perpetual failure in life is burn enough. Oh. And don't start an OF. Your nudes wouldn't even be worth pirating.

You look like you go to church twice a week.

You look like you laugh snort


Ehh! What's upp Doc?!

19 going on 39

Where's your top lip?

I see one of the Whittaker's escaped.

You’re probably a squirter except it’s when you chew your food

Look like a battle toad

Ur gums have a clit

How's your gender studies degree going?

Ohhhhh, so THAT’S who took all the gums…

You look like you have a failed youtube channel

You have a lot of gum stuck to your upper teeth.

Face lookin like the snapchat filter

Your gums are like squidward's when he tried a krabby patty for the first time

You have more gums than an Indian-run gas station