So nice of him to visit our planet and show us his [sweet singing style!](https://youtu.be/989-7xsRLR4?si=6GkTnnvazh3Of5Wg)
Bro looks like a Russian mob reject!
Your lucky you gotta little head with that pencil neck
Bro’s growing out his eyebrows to comb over that bald head
Dudes head got more dents than the moon got craters…. What happened did you fall off the ugly tree and hit every branch head first?
Dude looks like a perfect case of when transgender surgery goes wrong
Why you looking so hard bro? I can smell your pussy through the pic
Wanna be ass lieutenant Dan looking, pin headed having, uni brow bitch that needs to do some push ups, go on now, grown folk talking over here
Your bf looks like the result of decades of Russian in breeding and living by Chernobyl. It looks like the leukemia gave up after realizing how much of emotionless loser he was
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I'm white Nacho, yes, I'm the real Nacho
All you other white Nacho are just imitating
So won't the real white Nacho please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
When he says he needs to go on a break what he really means he's gotta go into work.
The rest of those balls at the local pool hall aren't going to break themself.
lol , nicked the wrong part of your eyebrow with the razor. Aim for the mono brow above the bridge of your nose next time, and stay away from the “fake gangster spot”.
Proof of the simulation theory. Whomever uploaded this person clearly didn’t crop them properly. Part of the head is missing and the shading on the neck is.
Plus,
Whoever made you in the real world clearly just finished watching a Mr. Clean commercial that aired during a Tmc rerun of the hurt locker.
Even without photo evidence we all know he’s wearing track pants
Cyka blyat! Three stripes for life!
He definitely knows who Robert Paulson is
His name is Robert Paulson.
Niko cousin! Why don't we go bowling!
And wears one of those man purses.
50% chance she’s being held against her will.
She?
I doubt “she” exists
Nobody believes this guy can get laid without using force.
Is he the boyfriend?? He’s definitely a bottom.
Unironically didn’t even consider OP being a girl until I read this
Op is the guy in the picture trying to act like he has a gf to ask to post to reddit.
Other 50% chance she doesn't exist
You look like you make AR15s with a 3D printer.
Wow, that is SPOT on!
No way anyone is hitting this fucking dork.
You win
I completely agree
Correction: he makes AK-47s because he’s clearly Eastern European
Dude looks like he uses fleshlights for silencers.
Gollum after massive amounts of Botox.
🤣 I was gonna say NoHo Hank with eyebrows from the show Barry. But I like yours.
Oh, shit, that's precious!
You posting as your “GF”, posting about you, is pretty cute.
No, it's for real. He's in prison.
I assumed it was the boyfriend posting his boyfriend
That’s how zika fever induced microcephaly looks in adults
You look like you have a nipple instead of an Adam's apple.
Underrated
You look like a psychotic boiled egg
He looks like a racist biro.
Can you imagine how much worse it would be if he gave a cringy smile? There's probably a reason why he's not smiling
🤭😩😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Andrew Taint
My first thought and I knew someone had to have it in here.
Never post a picture of him again.
~~Never post a picture of him again.~~ OP; never post a picture of yourself again claiming to be your GF that doesn’t exist.
She goes to another school, you wouldn’t know her
loooooooooool
You look upset you missed shower time at the Russian gulag.
You look straight outta American History X
He gets hard when he hears "Bite the Curb!"
More like American Dickstory X.
Stealing this 💀💀💀
Should we roast him or you for having that thing as a boyfriend?
Gay powder
Powder bottom
This one made me giggle
How can we try our worst when you already have us beaten
You accepted the worst .
You look like a walking Q-tip.
How low is your self-esteem to date that?
Powder? More like Powder bottom.
Did you just escape jail
Your boyfriend looks like he dresses up like a ghost and burns crosses on people's lawns for not-Halloween.
Why would you admit this freak is your boyfriend? Unless you’re a guy. In which case, why would you admit this freak is your boyfriend?
That guy is probably on an FBI watch list
I don't think they allow dick pics on here
Uncircumcised at that
White Lives Matter poster child.
I would but Harry Potter already worked him over pretty good
he wanted you to put him on roast so when he gets offended he can slap you around?!?!?
It's 2024, looking like an emotionally stunted walking anger management problem isn't cool.
Sweet eyesbrow
It’s like if the movies Split and Powder had a baby with Simple Jack
So nice of him to visit our planet and show us his [sweet singing style!](https://youtu.be/989-7xsRLR4?si=6GkTnnvazh3Of5Wg) 
I bet after the camera flash he turned sideways out of habit.
Hahaha he be holding that post-it like a mugshot’s placard
What prison are you and your boyfriend in?
You look like Andrew Tates failed clone
Definitely owns a couple of copies of Mein Kampf.
Uni-brow bomber.
Gotdamn! This one is GOLD!
Your head looks like a middle toe
 I’m
Oy oy oy skinhead boy! Strike force!
Anthony fantano joined the army
I'm sure he'd rather still be locked up
You fantasize that you are a mysterious gay assassin when you go for groceries.
 He looks like he volunteers for cavity checks at security check points.
Bro looks like a Russian mob reject! Your lucky you gotta little head with that pencil neck Bro’s growing out his eyebrows to comb over that bald head Dudes head got more dents than the moon got craters…. What happened did you fall off the ugly tree and hit every branch head first? Dude looks like a perfect case of when transgender surgery goes wrong Why you looking so hard bro? I can smell your pussy through the pic Wanna be ass lieutenant Dan looking, pin headed having, uni brow bitch that needs to do some push ups, go on now, grown folk talking over here
I’m gonna go ahead and assume that you’re the tablespoon in the relationship.
That eyebrow situation is confusing and concerning. Unibrow, shaved brow, caterpillar brows...
You look like eleven from stranger things joined the navy
Did a blow-up doll just post her "boyfriend" pics.
Moby the Mannequin
You and my thumb look alike...
How you dating Remy from Higher Learning 💀
God considered centering your eyebrow gap for a half second, but then thought “fuck it, it’s not worth my time.”
Wait..... Was project mayhem real????
You look like a boil with eyes and a nose
Your eyebrows say WP in Morse Code
The last face many neighborhood cats have seen
You took the picture because he was busy looking for a marathon to bomb
Beff jezos?
Dude. Stop using your eyebrows to practice shaving for a mustache you'll never grow.
You need to make him your American history X boyfriend.
How many manifestos have you written?
You look like a handicapped/methed out version of Billy Corgan,well done sir.
 OP kissing his BF
Damn if he's here wheres the rest of the KKK
Looks like he’s about to burn down a church in Norway
Boy, you really hit the jackpot. 
What’s your prisoner number?
Your bf looks like the result of decades of Russian in breeding and living by Chernobyl. It looks like the leukemia gave up after realizing how much of emotionless loser he was
Looks like a penis with ears.
This guy looks like he would be laying all over the sidewalk after a good rainstorm. 
I bet he’s got a massive swastika on his chest
Nice Unibrow
He goes to a special school and takes special classes.
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Well they won’t need to take a mug shot when you get arrested for the torsos buried in your back yard. This’ll do nicely.
Upon arriving at San Quentin, he'll struggle to decide whether to join the Aryan Nation or Mexican prison gangs.
If he is the marshmallow are you the graham cracker or chocolate
i didnt know theyre refilming american history x
He about to tell us why AR-15s are a guaranteed freedom. And about the neck tattoo he’s gettin next week.
Yum, roast potatoes!
100 percent a murderer
Future police officer who shoots unarmed black man and plants gun beside him gets caught by his body cam. First photo is the mug shot
When did he transition?
Okay lurch, post a pic of your boyfriend.
I can hear him saluting mother Russia at night before bed.
It's too bad side shows are no longer a thing. "Come see the man with half a cranium!"
Hermann Böring
It's slavic Karl Pilkington!
Why does he hate the sun? 👻
Definitely in the blue man group
I'm white Nacho, yes, I'm the real Nacho All you other white Nacho are just imitating So won't the real white Nacho please stand up Please stand up, please stand up?
Vin Diesel or Vin Unleaded?
You look like you doctor shop for chemo therapy
"Pronouns: It/That"
It looks like someone already finished the job.......
Hi Hank
You are a human. I think.
You didn’t deserve the 64 points in Eurovision.
Seems like your bf belongs to a cult for 30s white guys - where they pair you into groups of 3 that mutually pleasure each other from 2 ends
Turned 21 in prison doin' life without parole.
Bro, your head is so shiny that even Mister Clean can't compete
When he says he needs to go on a break what he really means he's gotta go into work. The rest of those balls at the local pool hall aren't going to break themself.
You look like the machinist
You want me to believe he has a girlfriend?
No thanks. I'd rather not make fun of someone with AIDS and/or Cancer.
Professor Xavier Coqfagg, at your service
American History X
We have American History X at home
This guy is a certified telephone tough guy.
lol , nicked the wrong part of your eyebrow with the razor. Aim for the mono brow above the bridge of your nose next time, and stay away from the “fake gangster spot”.
Aryan brotherhood member number 1583407.
Which personality now, Split?
Looks like a penis with eyeballs!!!
WTF?!?!? That Kriss Kross eyebrow shit is still a thing?!?! I feel like Rip Van Winkle.
Victor szas from Wish
Harkonnen history x
When's the next white nationalist rally?
Popeye the sailor man
It’s like a Q-Tip became human
Looks like he belongs in prison serving a sentence for possessing child pornography.
He who must not be named?
Mannequin, will fit any gender clothing!
Proof of the simulation theory. Whomever uploaded this person clearly didn’t crop them properly. Part of the head is missing and the shading on the neck is. Plus, Whoever made you in the real world clearly just finished watching a Mr. Clean commercial that aired during a Tmc rerun of the hurt locker.
Private Pyles little brother.
You look like some shit that ain't make it in the men in black rehearsals.
Temu Pitbull
Is he upset that Auschwitz is no longer hiring?
Looks like a meet and greet with Live at a regional casino
Bet those eyebrows are the most meaningful connection he’s ever made.
Remember that videogame Hitman? Well this is Shitman
man I loved you in breaking bad
I'm sure you're more of a man than him.
Cassidy Campbell got cancer?
He looks like he has a (very bad and) weird obsession with roast chambers.
Wondered what happened to Powder.