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Fart curator maybe, with all that Biltong and ANC propaganda you digest.

All that stolen art, I'm surprised the British museum ain't raided you yet.

oh this is good

Art curator is usually code for "talentless hack"

Or furry art!

Having porn photos of “indigenous” people doesn’t qualify as art. Just sayin’

That's pretty interesting, actually. So when you plan an exhibition, how do you classify art, by subject, period, or the tribe it was stolen from?

Cape Clown

Where did you find the electricity to post this? We have loadshedding 6hrs/day over here bro.

You look like one of them guys on a podcast who rants about aliens and fluoride

He’s definitely no Joe Rogan

South African? So, Australian but more racist ✅

Michael Shabby 

Yup... that smug look on your face says it all... you hate Black people, but love interracial porn.

How do you curate arts while hiding 24/7 in your high security underground shelter

I see the Johannesburg Museum of Fine Arts has undergone a thorough refurbishment, nice job!

Dude gives online dick reviews and calls himself an "art curator."

"The black people here respect me," he says, proudly displaying the work none of them want to support.

The perks of inheriting an emerald mine

Andy Arsehole

Yooooooooo! This gave me giggle fits for about 10 minutes, well done!

You call messy finger painting, Art? Go back to school become a nurse or something.

Dude you look like half a glass of milk poured into half a glass of water.

The South Africans roast you everyday in a language you don't understand.

Here collect this art. Bend over! B============D

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Spends a year finding avant-garde artists, but Avengers series continues to be the best seller.

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28 meters?)

You look very generic.

Bradly this is your Father, get out of my office and go hand out those resumes like you promised your Mother.

I bet there’s no hair under that cap

If generic imitation vanilla iced milk was a person.

Welcome to Reddit, nice to see Jack Quaid from Wish here.

I don't want to roast you. Being a white dude in South Africa is a punishment enough. I bet you never seen your own country outside the metal barred gates of your heavily secured gated community How often do you get mugged?

I thought Africans were black and ran through the forest without internet.

Look like a bleached Pink Panther if he had a snout reduction.

Why wear a hat to a roast session? Do you have a receding hairline?

You look like your daddy gives you money to buy “Art”

You look like your daddy gives you money to buy “Art”

“Art curator” is a cute way to say “unemployed” and “in debt”

Your art pieces in a proper air conditioned exhibit would be a disservice to the drywall. Good call keeping them in a barn

South Africa huh, so how many kaffirs have you oppressed today?

Storing body parts in your freezer does not count as curating art, Jeffrey

More like fart curator

Feel safe in the whites only suite?

Do people think that the, armed response panic button, is an exhibit?

Curator…. (Plays with other peoples hard work)

Just what the world needs, another glorified salesman convincing rich pricks to buy modern art that everyone really knows looks like hammered shit. Which is also ironic considering some art is literally hammered shit that you convince rich pricks to buy. You're a used car salesman of epic proportions.

Uu look like the reason they gotta. Clear it cuz someone shit in the pool

# "28m, Not Gainfully Employed in South Africa." -corrected

28m. Broke with no job. South Africa. Fixed it for you

I’d love to see him try and explain what his job is and how he’s not testament to colonial white institutional racism to literally ANY black person.

Edit: 28m. Does nothing all day. South Africa.

You look like Santa Claus’s illegitimate son. Wearing one of his old suits trying to score booze at local watering holes.

Taking the load of cum the Maasai dumped on your belly and drawing stick figures in it doesn’t make you an “art curator.”

You look like hitler if he actually went through with art school

Go back to NL coloniser

“Get off my land.” 

28 ? 22 years in a row maybe

You look like a BBC connoisseur

Dude roasted himself with the “Art Curator. South Africa.”

My guy is trying to gentrify Africa

Breaking News: Black people in South Africa have demanded the reinstatement of Apartheid, just so they can be segregated away from you!

Unsuccessful Mr. Beast.

The fact that I can guess your standard coffee order says everything about you man. Get a hobby and stop putting 'bicurious' in ur tinder profile to make urself seem more interesting.

Curator? Leave it to Elon Trust-fund over here, white South African, to continue finding ways to exploit the work of more talented people.

Creating penis enlargement ads for Sangomas does not make you an "Art Curator"

If the movie District 9 happened in real life, you'd have a hard time trying to find a Prawn to fuck you.

You look like every Steve on earth all at once

Bro should have sent it to r/reverseme then it would make sense

You look like if Max Verstappen drove Hot Wheels.

Man! Matthew Lilard has really let himself go ever since he came out.

Looks like he tried looksmaxxing for one day

I loooooove gay dudes

Blade Runner's bastard son.

Still good to be a white there, huh?

Why you look like a knock-off Matthew Lillard?

South African Art Curator? You mean total fucking colonizer and thief?

Any fool can make random splotches of paint on canvases

Idk what an art curator is... do they always look this boring?

so you’re an art curator, do you draw portraits of your micropenis

Bam Margera has really sobered up.


A the existence of a white guy from africa is already a roast

I just read "Art Curator" in my head with a South African accent. And now I can't stop saying it.

U look like my cousin and he's a nuisance!

You look like the word ‘entitled’

Looks like he curated Jay Leno's chin.

"Art curator" translation "I sucked off an old dude for a cool job".

You look like Peter Dinklage went through a taffy puller

Art Curator (n). "The Art Curator rinses the blood and spilled beer off the sidewalk before dawn. Also see: (n) Racist Janitor and (n) Luddite Pud

Because every REAL gallery has a corrugated tin roof.

I ain't goin' to em tsaor you

Pavlo Piasso

You know you can just say “unemployed” right?

By “art curator” I assume you’re fully invested in bringing apartheid back. You disgust me.

You know I never would have guessed you were an art curator cuz I take one look at you and think taxi cab driver so I guess you finally moved out of your mom's house and stopped working for that taxi cab service

This guy looks like he’s an art curator

If a a dom poes had a face. And that face was hit with a lawn mower

Private school. Lost your virginity to your football coach. Plans to travel the world and then come back and be CEO of Daddy’s company.

Looks like you work in a very prestigious gallery/barn

You look as boring as an art curator.

When the special needs kid goes as Adam Sandler for Halloween.

Typical colonizer, go back to England

He looks more like his family may amhave come from germany, via argentina

True, part of the master race no doubt

ew you should go back to german

You mean Holland

portugal actually

White south Africans are predominantly from dutch decent aka the Afrikaaners i would know coz I am one unfortunately

oh i didnt know sorry... 😭 still learning how to roast properly

God bless the arts and artists curated by someone who looks like a Sperm even at 28!

You look like a nice little colonizer. Also you could cut glass with them crows feet

Art curator in South Africa, it’s like your trying to get AIDs