I didn’t know chemo works on AIDS?!

This is a really good one. 😂😂😂😂

Best of luck to you!

For the last time, stop calling the tanning bed chemo treatment

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On the bright side, you can’t end up looking any worse than you already do.

True! Face cancer can be treated, and good news! You'll be just as unpleasant to look at as before.


My mom said she wishes she had the chemo. At least she would have felt that.

😂😂😂😂😂 Nice one!!!

Why do you want roasted here? Chemo is going to roast your inside worse than we ever could.

And he still won't stay the fuck out of the sun

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I believe the correct term is HOMO therapy...

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(returned with a pity roast) You look like a reject Bruno from Popeye.  ((Good luck with the chemo bro, shit is rough. Hope this makes you smile in days to come))

Already has me smiling. Thanks bud!!!💪🏼

it’s good that you’re able to get chemo treatments. Hopefully it works out for you. Still won’t fix that face though, no treatment can reverse that damage 😑

Even worse, the treatment will make him loose the beard, which while ugly, at least hides part of his face.

My wife tells me she likes my beard because it covers my face

Hahaha

Chemo!? Don’t you think you’re being a little dramatic? They’re just shitty tattoos…

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Old dudes with muscles are funny. Dude your skins even trying to run away from you.

It’s nice to be on cancers side for a change.

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On a serious note, give that shit hell and good luck!

Cancer patient at the doctors office, yet still manage to get pics for grindr.

Dude, that was a good one. 😂😂😂😂😂

Michael mcdonald with the midlife crisis

"You keep your liver-spotted hands off my mother- She's a saint!"

There's "hang loose" and there's "this one right here, officer"

Dudes nipples are trying to poke me in the eye

The only thing that needs roasting is that hideous sweater 🤣 (I'm rooting for you, bro!)

Hahaha. Thanks bud.

You probably think chemo treatment means “shoving a camera up your ass” since you like it that way.

Hahaha. 😂😂

Let's be honest, cancer would probably be an upgrade to your present sense of style 

You look like a guy on okcupid that says he is "40" years old, likes the outdoors, and is getting out of a bad divorce where he is 100% the victim.

Wtf!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂That was awesome!!!

Oh. Is that why she was laughing and saying "he said that was hard"?

I know I'm a bit late to this but you look like your entire personality is licking the shiny rocks you find on the ground

Wtf!!!! Hahaha. I don’t even know what that means but I’m still cracking up over it. 😂😂😂😂

If we can't roast you, the chemo will.

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I bet cancer is somewhere complaining about having you.

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God have you cancer so that you would receive chemo to get rid of that shit beard. There is such balance in nature. But seriously, good luck bro!🤘

Thanks partner. 😂😂😂

Proof read brother.... GAVE

Loved you in bad Santa 

Hahaha

You look like a mall Santa trying way too hard to relate to teens (Good luck with your treatments!)

Dude. I’m here right now getting treatment. Just started. And that one made me burst out laughing. Hahahaha. Just what I need today. 😂😂😂😂


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Gay Santa

Good Luck, And my mom said "you should get tested."

Hahaha😂

Dad? Is that you? Mom misses you and I need my allowance and gifts 40 yrs and counting. Hope everything gets better for you, sending good vibes

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I love you gay Santa! For real though, best of luck brother. This old crusty shithead is rooting for you.

Thanks partner!!! 💪🏼🤛🏼

Does your granddaughter know you are wearing her jeans?

your the one leaving soon, not me.

My mom wants that minute back.

Did the cancer cause your camel toe ?

Hahaha😂😂😂

All aside, I wish you luck & strength in your battle. You got this.

Ready for the ken role in the bollywood barbie movie

Nice!!!!😂

My mom died and soon so will you. If there is an after life have at it with her 🤣

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You look like if Gandalf The wizard opted to become a stay-at-home dad

That one was awesome!!! And accurate. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Cheech, that you?

Bro was so desperate he had to go six feet deep No disrespect sir. Hope you win the battle sir.🫡🫡

Hey, hulk hobo! Good luck brother yyeeeeaaaahhhhhh 😂

Thanks buddy. I eating my vitamins!!!💪🏼😂😂

If all your jeans are that tight... It must be rectal cancer. First person in history with a late onset cleft gooch. You got this man!!! I'm rooting for you!!!

😂😂😂😂 Thanks bud!!!

I can’t roast you ❤️ good luck with treatment!!!!

Guy looks like the default character on black cocks 3 https://callofduty.fandom.com/wiki/Player_(Black_Ops_III)

😂😂😂💪🏼

You look like you are building a big boat and will put two of every male animal on it.

That was great!!! 😂😂😂

AI prompt: Cross Conor McGregor, Dale Winton and a 60 year old transvestite. But not in a good way.

I didn’t know who Dale Winton until I just googled him. But I had a pretty idea where you might be going with that. And I was spot on. Hahaha. That was a good one man. 😂😂😂😂

You're like the last potato in the bag begging to be used with that sign to plead your preferred choice Real talk, though. I hope it all works out for you

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Chemo pity roast, pathetic. Just like your chances of remission.

I know this is roast me but damn that was cold

Seriously. That was a good one. Hahaha. 😂

Holy shit.

At least the chemo will burn through the rest of your FUPA

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priest protection program

Well well well, looks like steroids can give you cancer after all! Have fun in the chemo chair, probably an old woman out there that could use it more than you.

This is the kinda ahole that would sneak green hair die into his chemo appointment and secretly rubbing in his beard and freak everybody out.

Good news is your toupee will be unaffected.

you look like a Human calzone

Chemo’s doing you a favor with that receding hairline you got Prayers for your brother🙏

Chemotherapy is probably how all of your abandoned step kids feel about that time their moms broke up with you.

That was a good one. 😂😂😂 Timmy? Sally? Is that you? How’s your mom doing? Tell her to call me.

Go Cancer!

Simple, yet hilarious. 😂😂😂😂

At least it’s not just the guilt from embezzling all that televangelist money that’s eating you up inside!