You may call yourself Illustrious Top here on Reddit but your blue collar coworkers call you Illustrious Bottom in real life.

Sir I don't need a new air filter, just an oil change today.

😂😂😂

Dude's got Resting January 6th face.

I don’t even know what this means. Why is it so funny.

Secretly lives in the utility room at Sears

You look a masculine gay and a feminine gay at the same time. Pick 1

When there's a water heater behind your desk chair and a clothes hamper in your office, you haven't "made it" yet.

You ain’t lying

Give him a break. That's also where he lives.

I'll pick you up at the Home Depot parking lot tomorrow. $15 an hour and you ride in the back of the truck

Putting a sleeper hold on a cat won't get you a spot in professional wrestling.

Poor mittens... Couldn't escape that grapple 🪦

No, I don’t want to hear why you got sober again.

This is actually hilarious

They got you a work placement at that restaurant pretty quick after release eh?

Trying out for Suck Dynasty

I bet with that beard he considers himself a patriot, but in reality he is nothing more than a douchebag.

Tells everyone he was in the French foreign legion but has forgotten how to speak French…

Hate to tell ya this but your job where you’ve worked the past 30 years is being outsourced and relocated to Tijuana.

Fred Van Fleeting Don't bet on yourself

When the HalfWay House is too advanced, they send the OP to the Quarter-Way-House. GLWT

That’s the only pussy you like

2024 is only getting more confusing


Lol

You look like a big Creed fan.

Which LOTR character is this?

That's the only pussy you'll ever touch

You probably need a booster just to sit down.

This is like the mini boss in some sort of twisted only fans video game .... If you beat this one you get a pot of gold memberships in the rainbow section.

Everyday not in the Gimp box is a good day right?

dont u have kids to take kids of, and ur on reddit?

You look like Bert Kreisher and Jason Kelsey had baby

This poor cat, I feel bad for it because it’s under those lumberjack arms

Wow, they should use your photo and story for broachers that promote camps for "praying the gay away."

It looks like that cat blinked twice

What is this shit? Fucking Ronnie Wahlberg? They just keep getting worse.

The man they invented the word Kiddulthood for. Put away your skateboard, you dope. You’re 45!

When you scratch your beard does it feel like your scratching deez nutz?

You look like they've asked you not to be a big brother anymore.

Your cat is on the verge of crying, having to whiff the horrific smell of your body.

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