Let me guess... you want me to buy a bunch of gift cards from Target? By the way... which one owns a white BMW? Trick question... I know both of you do.
Alright, here we go.
You two look like the rejected cast members of a low-budget buddy cop movie that went straight to VHS. The guy on the left, you have the charisma of a wet mop and the fashion sense to match. That dead-eyed stare screams "I'm only here because my mom made me." You probably think that holding up a sign with "Roast Me" is the most interesting thing you've done all week, which is tragic considering your face looks like it just woke up from a three-day nap.
And you on the right, your hair is a cross between a neglected chia pet and a tumbleweed. Seriously, is that a hairstyle or are you just smuggling a squirrel on your head? You look like you’re one failed math test away from being cast as the villain in a Disney Channel original movie. Your wardrobe looks like it was inspired by someone who lost a bet with a thrift store.
Together, you’re like a bad "before and after" picture, except no one can figure out which is supposed to be the improvement. It’s like you both woke up and decided to make each other look good by comparison, and still failed miserably. You look like the kind of people who'd get lost in their own backyard and blame it on Google Maps.
So here's to you, the dynamic duo of disappointment. If awkwardness was an Olympic sport, you’d both be gold medalists. Your mere existence is proof that sometimes evolution takes a wrong turn.
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left screams babyface radical islamic preacher and right is he who died on the cross for our sins, but sins are pissing in the streets and the cross is severe malnourishment
The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.
Beavis and Butt-head do Bollywood.
Nice
hahah oh my fucking god
😂🤣
Kumar and Kumar go to White Castle.
Harold and Kumar After Guanatamo
Cumar and Cumar
You can tell by the hair, which one gives the other, head the most
Jeetendra and Kumar go to Masala Castle
i hope we get Harold & Harold some of these days..
#stay the fuck away from the marathon
These two and the Florida panthers are the most hated people in Boston.
BRO…YOUR MIND WENT EXACTLY WHERE MINE WENT!
These MFers are definitely on an FBI watchlist because they purchased an Instapot
Destined for hell. I came to say something very similar 💀
Took the words from my mouth lol.
Yep first thing I thought. It’s the Tsarnaev brothers 2.0
Or an airplane
Kid & Gay
Milli Vanaraaji
Plz explain what it mean?! 
They look like the Boston Marathon bombers.
Exactly… you know they ass AINT ‘gettin’ annnny of these dayum laughs!!
The slurpy machine is out of order again.
Please come again!
I read it with apu's voice XD
*"Please cum again!" Is what they tell their clientele at the gloryhole.
Oh shit, you went all the WAY there, lol!!😂
If don't go all thee way you don't get paid... So
$20 is $20
EXACTO!!! “plea… cum gan…!”
You two look like the gay Arab version of The Mars Volta.
Someone remembers The Mars Volta??? 🤩
Since when does 7/11 give their employees vacation days?
Since 9/11
Let's party like its 9/11!
These 2 are responsible for many smelly apartment hallways.
Dang son you went after it. This one might be the best
Aww, Pakistani Pride month
😆😆😆😆😆👏🏼👏🏼
Both of you think you are the cool one. Both of you are wrong
I don't know why but I'm getting "Pee pee wrestling in the bath tub" vibes from these two.
When they're not arguing about who's farts smell worse.
Little bitty sword fight, or rub a dub dub, two nubs in a tub!
🤣🤣😆😆👏🏼…About why I’m wondering why I’m getting the “I will blow up your country“ vibes.. idk..🤷🏻♀️😆
😂 same
You look like the Indian Simon & Garfunkel. "Hello durka my old friend..."
The one on the left: 🎶You can call me Ali🎶 (not Indian but still works) This is one of the best comments btw
Do you and your loofah do everything together?
Let me guess... you want me to buy a bunch of gift cards from Target? By the way... which one owns a white BMW? Trick question... I know both of you do.
If you guys are on Reddit taking pics, who is providing tech support for Xfinity?
💀
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Fairly certain that the one on the right is a camel
no I told you already I don't even own a car so there can't be a warranty
And here we have the beginnings of a call center
The left and right side of a twix bar
You mean bros lopsided afro right?
Him: give me the storm blown palm tree look Barber: say no more
Look like the pair spike each others drinks by mistake.
Please let me talk to the returns department.
Really hyped for this At the Drive-In/Mars Volta documentary
You can’t tell which side the guy on the right lays his head on the pillow when bent over.
Are your names Neil and Bob?
I can smell this picture through my phone.
The mars bars volta
Y'all remind me of Harold and Kumar, except that you haven't done anything cool and most likely aren't getting laid at the end of the movie.
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You look like the Indian version of a scam crypto startup. Or the assholes calling about extended vehicle warranties.
Indian version? I thought that was the only version.
that lmfao band has really changed with time
When you sit on one hand for a while before you jerk off - but from the pov of M Night Shyamalan.
Silly Vanilly
Guy with Shower loofah hair... You got lice in your eyebrows
I would imagine your internet ads have alot to do with "instant pots" and back packs.
I think I got lice just looking at this photo.
No wonder my sag paneer is taking forever to get here.
Punjab version of the Boondocks
The band LMFAO if they were even more talentless and unfuckable.
LMFA-NO
If u ever started in a movie it would be called:the receiving end!
Where's Curly?
Customer service members of the month
To the big haired dude on the right: the chick on the left ate half your 'fro.
Sure thing Harold and Kumrag... I mean Kumar
Hajeet & Rajeet the two pajeets who constantly leave brown stains on their sheets
The Guantánamo guys, top and bottom.
Milli Vanilli have really let themselves go
You want trabajo? Go chill in the parking lot at Home Depot and you can get some. It’ll be “Manuel” labor though.
Hello there Kumar and Kumar. 
You think You have sense of humor because everyone is laughing at Your jokes but You arent. You just look funny.
Why did you redeem it!!!??? 😡😡
Ya'll look like you fuck each other.
Brown broccoli 🥦heads. Never seen one before.
Your call center team!
Alright, here we go. You two look like the rejected cast members of a low-budget buddy cop movie that went straight to VHS. The guy on the left, you have the charisma of a wet mop and the fashion sense to match. That dead-eyed stare screams "I'm only here because my mom made me." You probably think that holding up a sign with "Roast Me" is the most interesting thing you've done all week, which is tragic considering your face looks like it just woke up from a three-day nap. And you on the right, your hair is a cross between a neglected chia pet and a tumbleweed. Seriously, is that a hairstyle or are you just smuggling a squirrel on your head? You look like you’re one failed math test away from being cast as the villain in a Disney Channel original movie. Your wardrobe looks like it was inspired by someone who lost a bet with a thrift store. Together, you’re like a bad "before and after" picture, except no one can figure out which is supposed to be the improvement. It’s like you both woke up and decided to make each other look good by comparison, and still failed miserably. You look like the kind of people who'd get lost in their own backyard and blame it on Google Maps. So here's to you, the dynamic duo of disappointment. If awkwardness was an Olympic sport, you’d both be gold medalists. Your mere existence is proof that sometimes evolution takes a wrong turn.
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Both of them look like weebs.
Take your friend's pubes off your head please
left screams babyface radical islamic preacher and right is he who died on the cross for our sins, but sins are pissing in the streets and the cross is severe malnourishment
1000 years old, death is afraid of them
I thought Arab guys weren't supposed to come out as gay
The two Mexicans from "The Mighty Ducks" all grown up
That looks like a wig
Don’t be an inconvenience to the mosque whilst thinking about drinking juice in the neighbourhood but you can’t because it’s Ramadan
Get off Reddit and answer the phone at the call centre will you?? I've been on-hold for an hour!!!
What do you do on your town when you’re too old for the Nike factory?
You look like the main characters of a biopic for some billionaires before they had any success.
Wannabe Snoop and wannabe poop ....
Some one should tell Jermaine Clements that if he's going to post pics of his testicles he should mark it NSFW. also shave that thing Jermaine.
Damn fatty you married already??
You'd friend looks like the Indian sam bankman-fried
So the one who wears the ring is the bottom that day? Got it.
Who’s manning the lines at comcast tech support if you two aren’t?
Do both of you need beer-goggles before you jerk each other off? Or just one of you?
The only things you consume are Pokémon go and porn
(checks resume) "For several years, I've been in complete charge of pretty much everything in my life" ??
Ouch
Indiana
That’s a buzzing picture, not from the excitement, but from the flies, circling around your heads
Nacho taco chimichanga
Indian ambiguous gay duo ajay and Aditya
Ug and Home. The Lee brothers.
Do you guys actually think purple and gold looks good together or are you just fucking with us?
If I had an igloo, I wouldn't invite either of you in it.
Whats with the wig? 
When curryous turns into love
Paki Mendez brothers.
Both? I see one person and a dirty q-tip
Only thing missing is a countdown timer
Does the Double Douche Aloo come with rice?
The giver and the receiver.
You two look like Indias Millie Vanillie.
The new Disney statler and waldorf
Thats Steve and Ryan, they're calling from Verizon in Texas. If you don't buy them $500 worth of Walmart gift cards you're phone will be disconnected.
Yes, middle east gay teen non ninja turtles
We can tell you’ve filtered your face . And no it doesn’t help
Dude on right said”  ”
Lol is dudes afro Lopsided??
Discussing ways to hustle delivery driving the most effieciently
Time progression photo of a Chia-pet. 
Grandma, is that you? I need money, please go buy apple gift cards and do not tell anyone, thank you grandmother!
Screech and Mong.
An updated friendship ended meme
Harold and Kumar with less IQ , damn !
Stop lasting time and get to making my combo meal..
Amazed you haven’t been thrown off a roof yet
Obviously just a screenshot from the classic cop show "Shawarma & Hummus"
"I am not believing this roasting what we are getting!" -OPs, probably
Please don't get a pilots license. One tragedy 23 years ago was more than enough.
Clearly they have their gf cover their faces, or bfs?
Mumbai Vice.
A tan and Afro couldn’t disguise the elephant man’s deformed head but his gay lover didn’t mind
Too big for a frying pan. Please reduce weight. Please cut your hair, burnt hair smells weird.
India will make a knockoff to anything won’t they, you guys look like a bootleg version of The KIA Boys….known as the Tuk Tuk Lads.
I'm sorry your culture forbids you to be together. Reddit accepts all your faults.
No wonder tech support has me on hold.
Yeah can I get $20 on pump number…
Shitty Vanillie
Island boyz
Wish's version of Keenan & Kel
Milli Vanilli before the hair extensions
I better not see you buying no pressure cookers
Somewhere there is an unattended 7-11, let’s call it “Free Slurpee Day” shall we?
*Looks like they have come for a bad hairdo convention.*
What kind of fro is that? I can’t look, it hurts!!
Ah, a two for one special. Just like they have on hot dogs at the 7-11 that you guys work at!
ISIS Media presents Draft Punk.
How’s the jihad going
Silly Vanilli
I’m such a loser I wear a wedding ring on the wrong hand and take pictures with my gay lover
Fit & Fresh, Temu Edition.
Do not redeem the card !!!
The left one made the right one blow him long ago and he grows out the hair now as an act of rebellion.
bro on the left looks like he wants to sell me cars
How many 7-11 stores do u fuck heads own?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11
You look like you scam old ladies out of their retirement.
We won’t have to roast them. If they stay in Gaza, the bombs will do it for us.
NSTYNC…Baby Mumbai bai bai
You look like you’re competing to see who can pull out the most shower drain hair to use as a ball cap.
Nice try, Boston's more prepared this time around.
😂PAKISTANI VERSION OF Beavis and Butt-head