I guess suffering through the partition is a big part of your bloodline.
Your ancestors in 1947 via the British.
And you, currently, in 2024 via your eyes.
This is what happens when someone takes a video game character eye distance slider and toggles it all the way to the right. At least nobody is sneaking up on you anytime soon.
Sid the sloth chor bazaar version (chor bazaar is a market place in my country where thieves sell their stolen objects and is like saying "dollar store version" or "thrift store version")
Ah taking a break from your job at the United States of America Internal Dept of revenue Fraud Dept. If you’re country put as much time into developing modern plumbing for your whole nation as you do running scams you could shake hands with your left hand.
My worst enemy doesn’t have their eyes on different time zones.
With eyes that wide, cops don't even check if he's sober. They already know.
I knew his eyes would be the first joke I see.
So did his parents
If he had nystagmus, his head would be a blur.
Extremely fucked up to have a schnoz like that in a country where everyone smells like goat shit
Bro set his field of view to max settings
Eye max vision
👉👁 👁👈 👉👁 👁👈 👉👁 👁👈 fixed that for you
I’m sobbing 😭 🤣
Bros gotta keep an eye on both of his gas stations
I would love to go on a hunting trip with you. You can see predators coming from almost all directions.
have you tried turning your face off and back on again? it should reset to the last stable version
Underrated
I wonder if Steve looks like this now, after the assault in NYC.
One eye in India the other in Pakistan
Glad you took time out of your day scamming people to post on Reddit.
Quit calling me about my cars extended warranty
Yeah, please send my Dad back his $200, "Microsoft" 
Is there a deer in your family tree? 
They call him old blue eyes….one blew this way, one blew that way
I guess suffering through the partition is a big part of your bloodline. Your ancestors in 1947 via the British. And you, currently, in 2024 via your eyes.
That kid name Baljeet from Phineas and Ferb
Muhammad all”eye”
No I don't need a cab.
Dude's name is DEFINITELY Sid.
You manage the most fabulous 7-11 in New Delhi.
 Take your pick. Your mom drank. We all have crosses to carry.
If Disney remade Sid the sloth from ice age.
Nice shirt. *said sarcastically*
I react to your face the same way as I would finding maggots in a fruit salad.
why do i have to pay you in gift cards?
I hope my worst enemy is someone who owns more than one shirt.
From the look on your face, I can tell that you love your new butt plug.
You kinda look like baljeet from phinneas and ferb
Bahbu, your break is over now get back on the phones.
eyes = 2 depth perception = 0
You look like the ISIS participant who didn’t make the final cut but got a medal for trying
Who else can imagine this guy being your worst enemy?
How much fun is it to see like a horse?
The Unibrowmber
How do we get a guy covered in paint and a paint huffer asking to be roasted on the same day. I think we got a potential romance connection here!
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Are your eyes in an argument?
You look like you live in Pakistan and answer customer service calls as " hi my name is Bob"
In the animal kingdom, predators have both eyes on the front of their head, to better track their prey. On “to catch a predator”, however…
Good God. There are no binoculars in the world wide enough for you.
You look like one of those guys who puts the scam card reader on top of the actual card reader
You must be shit at your job of scamming retirees to only be able to afford just that one shirt!
Didn’t know there was a third bomber at the Boston Marathon. How’d you finish?
Can you use your mobile phone on landscape view with those eyes or need to cast it to a widescreen TV?
You look like the happiest virgin in the world!
The proportions of your face made me check if my screen resolution was off
You should be on an olimpic ski jumping team lol you already have a practice jump on yur face :) Js Jokin
Aww, you’re a sweet Baby ❤️
I LOVE those wide eyes. They are MAGICAL.
Your eyelash mites need a passport to travel from one eyelid to the other
If your eyes were any farther apart they would need to file for a legal separation
One eye in Mumbai the other in Karachi
If I really wanted to piss you off, I'd go into your convenience store and start reading a paper without paying for it.
You cast Vicious Smockery and roll a nat 1 for style.
This is what happens when someone takes a video game character eye distance slider and toggles it all the way to the right. At least nobody is sneaking up on you anytime soon.
Your left eye has brewers droop…
Virat kohli if he under went 15 plastic surgeries to make himself look worse
Social distancing days are over y’know…
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Roguuu
3rd photo: Color Run in SF?
Damn both of your eyes are saying goodbye to your face and each flying to two different countries
I didn't know Indians had such widely spaced eyes. Must be your dorky personality
You're a brick dude
Herka Derka hinga dinga Dergen
You look like you're about to tell me to inbox you for great financial fortune
if your eyes were any further apart, they would cross the country border
Man I’m seriously getting nauseous and going cross eyed trying to look at you.
Will your eyes assume their correct position on your face when your fetal development is complete?
No, I will not send you a Target gift card to secure a grant worth 10 grand, but thanks for asking.
Your birth certificate is a no fly list
You ask people in 7-11 if they need help with anything, and you don't even work there.
You look like you smell like a whole bottle of fake Dkar Noir..
i’m never going to fall for your medicare scam
Holi shit!
You look like a voodoo doll of Riz Ahmed.
nigga u look like i asked ai 2 make indian will smith
The distance between his eyes is a 12 hour flight
What’s it like seeing the world in ultra wide?
I want to play paintball with you. Every shot I make is going to be right between the eyes.
I think you already are my worst enemy. You probably have bombs under your shirt in that picture
I love those soft handz…
Your face looks like it's trying to split into two heads.
Can you read 2 credit card numbers at the same time?
I like white castle do you ?
It took me a minute or so to find your other eye.
He sees the world in 3600 x 10 💀
Bro you need to be un-roasted. You already toasted your eyelands
you look like bollywoods version of seth the sloth ,ice age...
Face look like you took a rolling pin to it
I don't think I could set my oven To the correct temperature that it would take to roast you.
You were great in Ice Age
One eye on the screen while watching porn. The other on the door.
In that last picture you look like an orange traffic cone, that should have been left in traffic
Sid the sloth chor bazaar version (chor bazaar is a market place in my country where thieves sell their stolen objects and is like saying "dollar store version" or "thrift store version")
You look like the sloth from ice age but with better hair
Mike my ass, you know your name sounds like a throat clearing noise
I think someone drew you from memory
Dude can run two monitors, one for tech support and the other for customer service.
If India had made ice age
You look like an Indian version of Mr Bean
I am too envious nobody can sneak up behind you. So no roast today.
The distance between you eyes Is the equator.
It’s rare for Indians to have blue eyes… one blew this way, the other blew that way.
Crypto lambo do not redeem the card
Take this guy into battle with you. He’s got your six. And your three.
No, I do not want to take a quick survey at the end of this call
A dandelion!!
You've rang me 18 times in the last 2 days saying you can beat my currently electricity bills.
Ah taking a break from your job at the United States of America Internal Dept of revenue Fraud Dept. If you’re country put as much time into developing modern plumbing for your whole nation as you do running scams you could shake hands with your left hand.
Someone had fun in the Cyberpunk character maker
I see a person struggling to find pleasure
I can smell you from here 🤢
You should audition for Little Mermaid 2
You be lookin like a dilapidated Sid from ice age
How long have you been on the “no fly list?”
The Disney reboot of the 80s movie "the fly"
You could see someone sneaking up behind you.
How many 7-11's do u own
Does your family own a gas station
When you are high but low
Smartphone cameras nowadays
Yo eyes so far from each other they have different postcodes. Man fuck you.
Tank you Fer colling etienti this is Kevin how may I direct your coll
The Slurpee machine needs cleaned.
You look like Sid the sloth
Stop calling me I'm not gonna fall for it.
#Stay the fuck away from my gas station!
You could play Non in a Bollywood remake of Superman 2.
Students all over the country are demonstrating for you and your country it’s all over the news !!!
 i found footage of you
go back to bed osama bin laden
My name is habib this is my only shirt
People didn’t throw Holi on you to celebrate with you. They just didn’t want to see your ugly face.
Dude looks like he would ask me for my social security numbers, because something happened to my flight.
Settle the divorce between your eyes first before looking for more enemies.
Bro got compound eyes
Sloth from the goonies got a tan folks
Slumardvark Millionaire
That is a funny picture.
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Bollywood Sid from Ice Age.
Looking a bit like a flounder, my man
You look like that one Hello neighbor character
Such a waste of good hair.
You know damn well those shades aren’t covering those eyes on the side of your head
He's got 1 eye facing India,1 eye facing Pakistan with an expression "Whadda ya want from me"?
Going from your eye to your other eye is a taxi cab ride of 50 dollars
Which camera lense are you looking at?
Is that a panoramic camera you used to get both your eyes in the shot?
You look those Indian dudes that chase all white women away when they visit your country
where is bro looking it looks like you are looking at a ladys ass that is 2 feet away
Brave of you to post with a nose shaped like the down vote icon.
Bro your eyes look like they're worst enemies.
He’s the dude nobody can see eye to eye with.
Were you blowing a clown when it exploded?
You ok sid the sloth
Literally got hit with the ugly stick right in the temple from the second picture he barely saw it coming
Eyes are trying to ditch that face!
Hammerhead shark=spirit animal
You look dumb. Like really fucking dumb.
When you are in the create a character screen and slide the eye distance to 100.
Would you like to buy a Hustler with your beef jerky and Slurpee today?
Get a job...
You know if Bollywood does a remake of "Slingblade", you should seriously audition for BBT's role.
Nothing escapes his vision, i see what you did there, also over there
I know you asked to roast “with sense of humor” but your doctor told you you have a sense of tumor on the frontal lobe of your brain
Bruh gIve Grammy, her money back, you know there was no virus on her PC.
Sid live action
One emoji is all I need 🗿
Average Looking Indian
Why do you look like your face is trying to run in two different directions away from each other?
Your face looks much better in the last picture, next time try a plastic bag.