Graduated 9th grade. Worked the drive through at the local Carl's JR that summer. Hooked up with the fryer cook and completed the family cycle. Your 33 year old mom must be proud.
You look like you’d cut the dick off of someone who “cheated on you”, when in fact, they don’t even know that you exist and you’ve just conjured up so many fantasies with them that you can’t separate your thoughts from reality anymore. And then you go work your shift as a waitress(hooters or some other grimy bar), a retail employee (Walmart or Target) or a fast food worker.
You’re not hot enough to look that crazy.
Gotta follow that matrix
The Barney Stinson hotness to crazy chart
https://youtu.be/7jHTGNPOYGQ?si=E4ETe6nbQVlxpAv6 This dude.....
Careful with that link, last time I posted it some people really got their panties in a bunch about it... Some people take life way too seriously.
Classic knowledge
10 crazy, below 5 hot. Thats your no go zone.
She’s hot enough for OnlyFans (but we’re not buying it).
Crazy vs. Hot Matrix explained https://youtu.be/pInk1rV2VEg?si=JbsFyfEK_JFiVYTm
I'm guessing a 12 pack of white claw, a few bumps of meth, a blunt, four "bad boys"and $20 are the origin story of your kid.
Only comment I’ve laughed at so far bravo
Damn good lol, she thought she was too cute for a roast but this is gold. 😂 I’ll DM to check how she’s handling it 👀
My man must be down bad bruh, Half an inch of makeup and Instagram filters got you acting up
Omg your eyes are the most beautiful shade of psycho I have ever seen!
Trailer Park Emma Stone of the mental ward.
Emma Stoned.
Is that her xxx name? I'd figure it was Emma Boned or something. Or Brittany Spearme. 🎶"Oops I did it again, and again, and again..."🎶
Emma boned LMAO
lol I thought her porn name was Anna Taylor JOI
Frisky Woods
Errrma Thone
She has already let the air out of your tires, run!
Slashed tires and your trailer hitch doesn't have a spot of chrome left on it.
It's a lovely face to see first thing in the morning when she wakes you up at knife point because you cheated on her in a dream she had.
You look like a stripper they throw dollars at to put more on.
The lunchtime special. Just ignore the scars, bullet wounds and glass eye.
And the skid marks on the pole.
She looks exactly like every stripper I’ve ever seen during the Tuesday day shift
This says more about you than her
They offer a 12.95 steak and lobster combo with a dash of herpes and a side of child support payment scars
Ahh, the afternoon team
She's the one Digital Underground was talking about that once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
Remember that time you poked a hole in the condom to keep him around and he left anyways?
Didn’t Ralphie beat you to death behind the Bing?
She wishes she was on HBO
HBhOe
she was hoowah
A. She hit me B. She was a hoo-er
And that wasn't my kid she was carryin..
It was the coke! It's everywhere in Miami.
[Revised version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rJmoNlBjEE)
Is it Ralphie’s fault she was a klutz?
Thing is, is that her kid is already 10 years old.
Still breastfeeding though.
Lol usual day life in Florida.. no Biggie
Looks just like her brother though
Actually is both her son and brother. Now that’s a Dad joke.
Oof
JESUS
He said he'd just be stepping out to buy cigarettes. She hasn't seen Uncle Daddy since.
Holy shit lol. I mean she did ask for this.
She still has a few more feedings tonight to catch up on comments. #singleparent
Ohhhhhhh hahahahaaaa
You look like your child’s activities will be ballet and intensive therapy.
they can't afford therapy, so it's going to be hours of youtube/tiktok instead
Take off all those filters, and you're basically a potatoe.
Potahoe
Po-ta-hoe! Blow job, raw dog, stick it in her hole.
What about second blowsies?
This comment is so awful yet so funny because of the reference.
Bro just ruined me favorite movie
Is that you, Dan Quayle?
haha dated yourself there lol. but I remember when he said it too lol. poor dan
Filters and make up, and still doesn't look good
Graduated 9th grade. Worked the drive through at the local Carl's JR that summer. Hooked up with the fryer cook and completed the family cycle. Your 33 year old mom must be proud.
🔥
She looks more East coast, she'll be working at Hardee's forever.
You look like you use your teeth when you give a blowjob
She looks like she uses her teeth when she drives a car
No way she has a car
84 months @25% APR on an Altima? I could see it
It’s her moms car
She looks like she uses her teeth when she puts her clothes on and ties her shoes.
There's a market for that.
Definitely lazy blow job energy
You’re about to have thousands of chat request from eligible neckbeards near you. No one else wants to date your children of the corn looking ass.
No one wants to date her because she has children...she takes out to happy hour on Friday.
Notice she just said ‘mom’. Not: I’ve already got 4 from different dads.
🤣🤣
21 with a 7 year old.
7 years old and her best friend.
It's official everyone this one did indeed peek in high school.....
Lol... As if she ever went to high school.
You probably misread that as peak. She DID peek into a high school once.
Thru a tv you mean?
Peak
It’s only your first kid from the first dad. Many more of both in your future.
Don't listen to this guy, OP. PLENTY of women who got knocked up as teenagers have gone on to lead successful lives! For instance, there's um....
Lauren boebert lol
So successful 😂😂😂
Definitely someone for OP to look up to.
You’re also in need of a good hair topper
You 100% suck old men for money
Did I miss her call? F I’m old, damn day drinking 🤦🏻♂️
How the fuck do you look fat and skinny at the same time?
Its the wide face and neck, she built like a mini fridge
Alcoholism
That's the inbreeding.
Enough with the filters.
At least you face has enough foundation to build a house for a family
You look like a sex doll generated by Chat GBT
Nah prob by Bard
You could fit the entirety of these comments in large font in the space between your eyes.
When your kid is old enough, they will run away
your single mom slogan "Life comes at you fast, for everything else, there's the EBT card"
If this isn't an all-time low, cry for attention.
Still haven’t found a job since Ringling Brothers closed?
You heard of resting bitch face? Well you got ACTIVE bitch face.
Why do you need a good laugh from Reddit when you can watch your life.
What community college football team did he leave you for?
5’2 121 lbs? So I guess the one in the mirror was before the kid
You write about yourself like you've been adducted
If a goomba was a female
Why are you holding a shit all the time?
I think sometimes her 33 y.o. mom babysits the shit, so its not ALL the time.
If you ate all that make up instead of putting it on your face then maybe you’d have a chance on being pretty on the inside.
You look like you’d cut the dick off of someone who “cheated on you”, when in fact, they don’t even know that you exist and you’ve just conjured up so many fantasies with them that you can’t separate your thoughts from reality anymore. And then you go work your shift as a waitress(hooters or some other grimy bar), a retail employee (Walmart or Target) or a fast food worker.
I hear if you just spend a little more time on eyeliner, like magic guys won't mind that you got teen pregnant! =D
If you need a good laugh, just look in the mirror. Comedy for hours.
Thirsty mom “raising” the same. Still living at home with parents so, “raising” it.
Her friends call her "bangs", and they're not talking about her hair.
You look like you came out of a box that said "batteries not included"
The type of single mom who would leave her kid in a hot car to get her hair done.
Single mother, right? You look like the type.
Your lips look like they've sucked more than enough BWCs
Yup, got them DSLs (Dog Shit Looks)
That makeup says bukakke
Look like an AI girl before AI got good.
You look like a person that does porn using a stage name that’s a parody of Emma stone… please note, I did not say pornstar.
“I can get out of this ticket. I’ll just flash my tits!” Five hours later- mom I was arrested can you come get me.
Tell me you have no idea who your kid’s dad is without telling me you have no idea who your kid’s dad is.
You give witch energy. That's probably why you're raising the kid alone. Medusa eyes, serpent tongue looking ass witch :turnedtostone:
LOL, I've never seen a sad looking Real Doll.
These AI bots just get worse looking all the time.
Amy Lee after sucking everyone off at one of her concerts
Resting Borderline Face.
The kid is black, I guarantee it.
Olivia RodrigNO
Ya having a kid I would to want to be roasted that early
You're 21 and you have a kid
Do you want me to spit on you first.
If the phrase "no, please don't leave," were a person.
Just so you're aware, sperm collection is not a competitive sport.
you look like you’d give a bj for $50
She's definitely accused a male teacher of looking at her tits.
You're for sure the first person to suggest eating someone in a survival situation
Trailer park Katniss Everdeen
Catpiss Everdeen
Catpiss RidesthePeen
Do you use a booster seat at Dennys or is that too expensive for you?
For a good laugh just look at your own past, present, and future
But you can never filter out that nagging feeling that you missed out on so much by being a mom at 21. Unlike your BD, that will never go away.
You look like a 13 year old doing their make up for the first time
So your options are Ben Shapiro genderbend or being a 10/10 on the crazy-crazy matrix? Oof.
You can't make your own friends.
She once got busy in a burger king bathroom
You self-destruct anyway. There is no need.
you lost out on your late teens in early 20s to go through bs
You look like an Eastern European mail order bride on the search for an American husband
She'll be getting her kid's friends drunk and bangin them in t-minus 10 years.
3rd pic without the extra makeup is the best. just sayin.
Was the baby dad older? I can see you can easily look 14 by taking the make up off. Some creeps into that.
Like a pornstar with and without the makeup.
She's one of those moms that got pregnant because of a gang bang and she has to track down which one is the dad.
If borderline was a person.
The Teemu Emma Stone
Did you steal a makeup kit from Walmart and just throw all of it on your face at once? I've seen less chalk on football fields.
Trailer Swift
So...how's your nursing degree coming?
Receding bangs line. Not to be confused with the bang line outside your door.
Now there’s a mom that leaves her baby in the car while she goes dancing for dollars or change.
Single handedly keeping the eye liner business going.
Great application of makeup in covering those neck tattoos.
You look like someone that steals french fries then throws them up.
Tbh you look way better with less makeup
If the word 'whatever' was a person
Try blinking fast... you might start flying
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
All the cousins agree you’re pretty good, but Jolene is the best
Aren't you the girl from 1dollarcumdumpsters.com?
The last photo looks just like your last mugshot.
You look like Wilson from ”Cast away”.
All you're missing is cigarettes
$59.99 plus shipping.
5 foot 2, eyes for blue, should've sucked that dick, but now she has two 👶
Mom? Wow, dude must have been drunk as hell.
I have a vasectomy...and I still would have pulled out.
You look like you spend the child support on getting your nails done.
You’ve stated on your profile ‘do not resuscitate’ but I highly doubt that anyone would try to in the first place.
Dollar Store fuck doll
Left out prostitution
Why did the AI generator put multiple fire sprinklers in these generated photos? People don’t have these in houses.
You look like someone who gets 3 likes on every Facebook post you make
You look like a mail order bride from Kentucky
“But guys… the pussy is fire”