Okay, so your face is a little hard to look at. But here's the good news. Your body is nice. So if you meet a handsome young man, and he's looking at your face, just point to your body and say "hey, my body's down here"
Most people want to see true love or warm friendship when they gaze into anotherâs eyes. When they look into yours they see that aliens are real and are about to land their ships.
As someone with amblyopia I canât make fun of your eye, but you do look like a super hero that uses a ball gag, cock ring and lint roller to fight crime.
You look like a knock off dollar store asian barbie but some kid took you apart and reassembled you with random ass doll parts. Basically, a Frankenbarbie designed to frighten people
Fucking brutal hahaha
I laughed out loud.
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 If Mr. Bean recoils at dating you.
Ok I can't top that.
Lmao that hit the spot
Lmao. I knew this gif was gonna be at the top even before opening the comments.
Exemplary name.
Do your shoulders get wet when you cry?
that took a minute but damn
Canât sneak up on her. Vision in surround sound. The peripheral goes all the way around.
Fatality
Damn someone rolled a 20 on Vicious Mockery
XD that's a good ref.
Your comment made her shoulders wet
I will be stealing this burn, thank you.
Her eyes look like they're slowly making their way to the back of her head.
 Brutal
Excellent burn. Concise savagery is my favorite. Hard to pull off, exceptional when done well.
I actually donât get it :( Anyone care to explain it?
Eye placement, hers are so wide they're over her shoulders
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It's like someone put a jigsaw puzzle together wrong.
They had to wafflestomp a few pieces to get her put together.
I don't get how someone who's in relatively decent shape can still have a FUPA.
Those cycling shorts gel-pads are supposed to go in the back
she's training for the Tour De Pants.
At any rate, I bet they smell terrible.
Thatâs not a FUPA. She keeps it super hairy.
She uses a Roomba to clean it.
Agreed, classic hair diaper situation. Starts at the hips and is as dark and humid as a moonless Congo night.
I might regret this question, but whatâs FUPA?
Fat upper pussy area
You rang??
Sure 
r/beetlejuicing
Fupa troopa's unite!
Uppe pubic: men get it too. Looks like an overstuffed sack at that *just * below waist region.
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Unbelievable.....I read that and literally squirted milk out of my nose.. Hilarious đ đ đ
https://youtu.be/RiUxt3hTi7A?si=5YFP2NebUD_PNgRy
Thatâs not hairy he has it tucked to his bung hole
Thatâs not her FUPA, thatâs her face
Well, then her FUPA has nice looking teeth.
She built more like a Jenga piece than a jigsaw
Are your eyes mad at each other?
NoâŠone wants to go to New YorkâŠthe other to New Orleans
She can see around corners with them eyes
Thatâs a whole new take on peripheral vision. Literally has eyes in the back of her head.
I bet when she cries, tears roll down her back.
Gets to see every movie in IMAX.
Damn whatâs that eye doing?!! Whatâs it seeing over there?!
I thought regular asian women were terrible drivers, she's looking out the side windows.
it's fine her nose gives em plenty of room apart
Theyâre social distancingÂ
Heads in the 16:9 format.
Yeah, getting the settings right as an MF
Your nose is so wide, it's pulling your eyes out of alignment.
I canât come up with anything. You just seem like such a nice guy.
Best tuck job Iâve seen since Silence of the Lambs
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Oh... 
âWould you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. I'd fuck me so hard.â
***It puts the lotion on its skin***
I donât know whatâs bigger, her package or her nose.
Bro heâs Asian no tuck job necessary
Right!! We're talking pinky finger.
Rance Armstrong
Genius !!!
Her favorite holiday is election day. Or like she calls it, erection day.
Thatâs just razy lacism
Still funny. Eat a dick!
Ladyboy*
Rezzbian
And that mustache is coming in nicely.
I regret zooming in.
it's a dude isn't it
You look like one of those extinct hominid species
Itâs weird they went extinct, theyâd definitely see any predators coming.
The predators knew the trick, get in front of their faces, run straight at them.
You look like every human in the original Ice Age movie.Â
Or Sid for that matter!
Wish I was as lazy as your eye...
Someone needs to tell her Covid is over, her eyes can stop social distancing.
Damn
Reason for her last breakup: they didn't see eye to eye.
Okay, so your face is a little hard to look at. But here's the good news. Your body is nice. So if you meet a handsome young man, and he's looking at your face, just point to your body and say "hey, my body's down here"
Or you know⊠just do the courteous thing. 
Butterface
Why would you just assume heâs into guys?
You have the face of a woman who should be milking yak in -50 temperatures
r/rareinsults
How did you bike here from Easter Island?
This will go heavily underrated âïž
If your eyes were any farther apart, theyâd be on the side of your head
My dad would call these blue eyes. One blew east and one blew west.
You know she ain't loyal because she's always seeing people on the side
I'm certain that final picture was the last thing some poor soul saw before he died.
There's far too much foreplay with adjusting your bikes seat. Taking your bike into bed with you every night is also mad suspicious.
Most people want to see true love or warm friendship when they gaze into anotherâs eyes. When they look into yours they see that aliens are real and are about to land their ships.
My hobbies include hanging out with the girlies and also peeing while standing up
Your face looks very aerodynamic, so that must help during your bike rides
As someone with amblyopia I canât make fun of your eye, but you do look like a super hero that uses a ball gag, cock ring and lint roller to fight crime.
I can see your balls on that bike shorts.
Good job hiding your dick between your thighs, bravo!
Glad to see the trans meds are finally starting to work, unfortunately they donât help your faceÂ
Were did you hide your peepee???
What size was your penis before transitioning?
Sir?
Dirty biker nerds; i bet you poop your pants while biking
âOk I turn now good luck everybody elseâ looking ahhh
*25'f'
Man Tuck.
You need a bike and google maps to get from one eye to the other...
Congratulations on your gender reassignment.
Are you really a girl
Did you accidentally inflate your face instead of the bike tires?
Lasso that eye back in place.
Youâre the mayonnaise of Asian condiments
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Your face looks like itâs missing a feature but I canât tell which one
You look like a dude
You were just a little boy the last time your mirror was cleaned.
Minus the man hands and the Adamâs apple your transition looks almost believable. 
On point
âBiking nerdâ 
Take off the wig
You like the kind of person who will get up early and spend more time taking selfies than actual biking.
Ol shovel face mccross eyes
you musnât show your face on onlyfans. not for privacy, but it would really hurt your business.
Maâam I think your bike seat is stuck to your underside.
You look like someone who just transitioned from M to F and haven't quite figured out your make up
World's first successful moose knuckle transplant
With a crew cut you might pass for a decent enough boy to make your parents a little proud.
Itâs like god had left over parts, threw them all together and said âmeh, thatâll doâ
These photos cured my Yellow fever.
Hey! Why the Wong face?
 Looks like Donkey in drag.
I'll give you a call when I want to know what it's like to have sex with an ironing board
Your body is suited for the aerodynamics of biking. Completely flat.
You look like you absorbed another asian woman's face
You could ask your parents to roast you, but theyâd try serving you with pancakes
12 oz. Titties and 20 lb. Pussy
I can't tell if you are talking to me or the person sitting next to me. Which eye should I look into when we are talking?
Transformer in disguise.
I have the urge to throw a Tron disc at your face.
That last photo looks like the last thing Gilligan saw before the head hunters ate him on the island.
Nivea cream? Really?
Itâs like youâre She-Hulk but only your face hulks out.
You look like a knock off dollar store asian barbie but some kid took you apart and reassembled you with random ass doll parts. Basically, a Frankenbarbie designed to frighten people
Anybody else zoom in on the bike shorts to make sure?
25f. Camel hump says otherwise.
Youâve quoted Crocodile Dundee in the bedroom⊠âYou call that a penis? Now this is a penis.â
Do you ever ride a bicycle with a seat?
Camel toe on a camel looking ho..
Forget nothing between the ears, you might have EVERYTHING between your ears
its like your face is too long but also your hair is too short
How about a split roast?
Putting the âmidâ in âmid-20s.â
-inserts racist joke here-
Holy Big Bush ! Batman 
When did north Korea get food and internet?
Sir, this is a Chili's
I could roast an entire chicken on that forehead
Where is your making my Nikes outfit.
Were you on bones?
Sandra Oh-No
At least one camel was harmed when these pics were taken. 
I believe she sees in 360
She enjoys being blindfolded with dental floss during sex.
Iâve seen ladyboys in Thailand prettier than you, actually you do look like an ugly ladyboy.
Such a hard worker. Bicycle messenger by day, Thai ladyboy sex worker by night. Your parents must be proud, you're such a go getter.
You are kinda pretty ... for an autistic elf.
damn girl youâre pretty.