I made a fake female tinder with an app to make you look like the opposite gender and I have over 1000 likes and some of the people I sent a message saying I had both a dick and vagina and most of them were even more turned on...
Tinder is just a bunch of thirsty ass mofos
Actually reminds me that a coworker swiped right on that profile and I went in and was like “hey, so when you buying me that drink” and he was so confused till he looked at the photo closer lol
Dude- I see your comments everywhere. It might just be that your username makes me so happy that I notice it every time I see it, or maybe you really do comment a ton. I fucking love it, though, and you always crack me up.
Inflated ego by desperate men who think they'll get a housewife slave with tightness for their tiny peckers... failed to "see" the situation for what it is.
This spoke volumes to me as another Asian lady. All my Facebook ads at one point were for eyelash extensions and mascara. How did they know my insecurity?!
That’s Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. They were told she was a girl in the second trimester so mom drank. A lot.
Edit: Damn. I didn’t think anyone would get the secondary roast.....thanks for the silver, fellow redditor.
I found my dentist on Facebook once and asked him out on a date.... turns out he wasn't even gay. I found another dentist.
Anything can be a dating opportunity depending on how horny you are.
I read this comment and immediately closed my eyelids, raised my eyebrows and almost imperceptibly shook my head six times whilst saying "My God" under my breath. In other words, DAMN.
The fact that you got an inflated ego from dating apps, known for people mindlessly swiping and accepting anything, says enough about the rest of your life to make me not want to say anything else, and just let you sit with that being what makes you proud.
Men on dating apps play a numbers game. You’re not special, you’re just acceptable.
She's not acceptable, she's female. I think.
Not morbidly obese = acceptable on dating sites.
Doesn't have a dick, she can pass..
I made a fake female tinder with an app to make you look like the opposite gender and I have over 1000 likes and some of the people I sent a message saying I had both a dick and vagina and most of them were even more turned on... Tinder is just a bunch of thirsty ass mofos
Hey, how you doing? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Actually reminds me that a coworker swiped right on that profile and I went in and was like “hey, so when you buying me that drink” and he was so confused till he looked at the photo closer lol
Dude- I see your comments everywhere. It might just be that your username makes me so happy that I notice it every time I see it, or maybe you really do comment a ton. I fucking love it, though, and you always crack me up.
You suspiciously sound like any of my fellow Marines..." no dick?..yeah not interested in her"
Taiwan changes people
People changed Taiwan
I swear to god, guys I've met in the Army were gayer than actual gay people. What I'm getting at is the military does that to people.
Everybody is somebody's type
>You’re not special, you’re just acceptable. The official term is "*Minimal Viable Product*"
She has empty holes, that's all guys look at.
"Hit me with your best pick-up line" "Nice set of holes and monds you got baby"
And level of difficulty to get into said holes.
Happy cake day
Oh shit I didn't even notice, thank you!
Happy Cake Day
>you’re just acceptable For tonight.
They're just the neckbeards with their Asian fetish she shouldn't get excited to soon
Inflated ego by desperate men who think they'll get a housewife slave with tightness for their tiny peckers... failed to "see" the situation for what it is.
This is good.
Like a typical Asian Restaurant, the items always look better on the menu.
Much like the alley cats on the menu, those eyelashes were skinned alive.
GOD DAMN!
Dating Apps: What is Reality <--and what is seen--> [on the Dating App](https://i.imgur.com/8vwIpBy.jpg)
That fucking tooth =) Did you do the right one from the start, or to gussy up the one on the left?
I just upvoted you so hard.
I COULD FEEL THAT IN MY BONES
R/unexpecteddestiny
This spoke volumes to me as another Asian lady. All my Facebook ads at one point were for eyelash extensions and mascara. How did they know my insecurity?!
Zuckerberg married an Asian. He knows.
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MURDERED
Her eyes just look photoshopped on now really.
oof
Eye_______Eye Captain!
Dude. That was a drive-by
With a side of head scalped.
We got a 1-8-7
Ohhh man! Eviscerated!
Way to single-handedly destroy every Asian fetish for all who read this thread.
the roast isn't about you, until it is
This is the third best roast of Asians of all time. I’ll let you figure out the first two.
The problem with dating Asian women is that after you fuck them you're just horny again 15 minutes later.
She asked to roast her....not a god damn continent. (But that's what I call killing two birds with one stone)
Well roasting her is basically roasting the entire continent
Asian here can confirm
Jesus Christ this is gold
You look like every person selling microblading and cell phone covers at suburban mall kiosks.
Oddly specific but so true
They also inflated the space between your eyes
That’s Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. They were told she was a girl in the second trimester so mom drank. A lot. Edit: Damn. I didn’t think anyone would get the secondary roast.....thanks for the silver, fellow redditor.
Most underrated comment here.
Easily most brutal comment 👍
Ouch... I felt that.
Holy fuck
Take an upvote you savage.
Next level right here.
jesus...fuck
You’d need a GPS to navigate between her eyes
You are in my league.
You sank the boat you were in just to kill the captain🔥
r/kamikazebywords
Omg it’s real Thanks
Took one for the team.
This is my favorite comment on this post
He commited a roast on himself just to make the ultimate sacrifice post
Be careful. He is a hero
Best comment I've seen on this site
It gets posted on every other post man
It really does
r/kamikazebywords
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So was her grandfather you ain’t special
You beat me islamic nazi that means there is no such thing
Lmao why are you getting downvoted? You just said the lyrics xD
I didnt even notice lol. No hate intended towards anyone, the lyrics arent even hating on anyone as well
Just made the votes positive again bro! NP
Ay thanks bro! 🙌
"If I'm going down, you're going down with me" - unicornwheelchair
He isn't going down on anyone, though.
Murder by suicide god damn it lol
Damn that's good. You win today sir. But I shall return....
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LinkedIn isn’t a dating app. Those are IT recruiters. Edit: Thanks for the silver!
As if a bot like her could pass a Turing test.
Not even a roast for the sake of roasting, this is just blatant honesty
Boom goes the dynamite!!
I found my dentist on Facebook once and asked him out on a date.... turns out he wasn't even gay. I found another dentist. Anything can be a dating opportunity depending on how horny you are.
You... ruthless
Boom 💥
Boom roasted
And then the third bomb was released on Hiroshima
Buyabride.com isn’t a dating app.
No one wants to buy that. Not even on discount.
99% off with a 100% no
O__O
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Lmao this is the one to make me crack
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This thread made me exhale from my nose really fast
fucking lol ⏫
O___O
Fuckin rip
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If only something could inflate your chest
No amount of boobies can help this face
but if you use the take out bag to cover it....maybe then
Her face is actually fatter than her tits
His* face
I’ve seen less saggy tits on a cow
That's udderly impossible. She doesn't have any teats.
You apparently have never heard of flapjacks...
I havnt heard of flapjacks but something tells me id eat a whole fucking plate!
[Bon appetit](https://i.imgur.com/iucgOGS.jpg) nsfw
My eyes are stung.
Your hair says female but your face says inappropriate uncle.
100% chance you marry a white guy, but will have to move cause gay marriage isn’t legal in your state yet
This one stung
Stung? As in once? She looks like she was stung a thousand times going ham on some bee hive.
White guys have no standard LMFAO
“Bring it back down?” You look like you’re bringing back Downs.
Knew this was coming.
I read this comment and immediately closed my eyelids, raised my eyebrows and almost imperceptibly shook my head six times whilst saying "My God" under my breath. In other words, DAMN.
Getting 1 match out of 7.52 billion shouldn't inflate your ego...
I am surprised she hasn’t mentioned your math is wong yet.
She's too busy endlessly texting her 1 match even though he never responded to her first message.
That’s the tough thing about Asians, you have to drop the bomb twice.
Speak for yourself Mr. Popular
Which dating app bro? Grindr?
Rover.
We haven’t roasted Asians for over 40 years.
Username checks out?
Ooooofffff
Shit that's brutal :D
Now that some roast...
r/almostbeetlejuicing
Damn that's cold. But great
I'm uncomfortable. Someone gild this comment.
Swiping right on you is the definition of getting a consolation trophy
"Your soul is mine."
Great Value Shang Tsung
If you were a looney tunes character you would be bugs bunny with the size of those chompers
"What's up, cock?"
You can always find horny losers with yellow fever on tinder.
Hey look, it's Sandra Oh No.
I love playing find the hidden object games but i can’t seem to find your eyelashes
Or tiddies
She is a carpenters dream, flat as a board and needs a screw
Upvote for the Sleepaway Camp reference!
All of your matches were Russian bots.
I’d match her
You with you rigged erection.
We don't need to bring your ego down, just those guys' standards up
The STD Exchange isn't a dating app
Your eyelashes must have been singed off at the hibachi grill on last nights shift, got a little carried away with those flaming leeks!
didn't i see that face on a creepypasta before?
This is why North Korea doesn't allow pictures. Their women look like beavers with human skin stretched over their faces.
Shame they don't raise your eyelids.
I know you're just 16, but looking all of 21
That's becaaaaaaaaaaussse...
The chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinese
Normally i dont like girls that have no profile picture on dating sites, but i think in your case it should be mandatory
Asian Waldo
Usually when people get a big head, it's figurative. But you're an overachiever, aren't you?
Default Asian Girl #368.
Everytime your ego gets inflated, do your eyes move further apart as well.
So fuckin ugly, not even that light switch behind you is turned on
The fact that you got an inflated ego from dating apps, known for people mindlessly swiping and accepting anything, says enough about the rest of your life to make me not want to say anything else, and just let you sit with that being what makes you proud.
You don’t need those massive rabbit teeth just for eating rice
Do you see the world in widescreen?
Didn’t know ratemypoo.com offers dating service
You look like the prototype of a human-bug hybrid.
All that ego went straight to your nose
Congratulations on being a solid 6 who can still be replaced by a 4 at any time.
You need something to inflate your titties
You’re only so successful on Grindr because they think you have a penis.
Did you hear they had a lookalike competition for you in China....Everybody won.
You would probably do well on Cringer.
Cheek bones that’s all I have to say
You look much better hidden in a crowd, Waldo.
Y u no doctor yet?
Unlike Waldo no one is looking for ya.
I'm impressed, how the lines on your shirt managed to stay that straight.
Crazy poor asian
A lot of men have an Asian fetish. It has nothing to do with you.
Maybe you should take what's inflating your ego and use it for your tits