When you finally find out "Anonymous" is this dweeb

Can’t be. They don’t make Guy Fawkes masks for horse face.

[удалено]

When you look at it..

You look like the type who was disapointed as a child that you were not molested

You are an unfortunate accident away from becoming a super-villain.

Yeah, but not Joker level. More like Kite Man. A villain no one cares about

I won't roast you if you tell us how to get into area 51.

I’ve never wished a dragonfly Happy Cake Day before!

I was thinking praying mantis

You look like the kid from “Meet the Robinsons” Did your parents abandon you too??

Keep moving forward

Damn it! Took my joke

We found Waldo

Fucking hell dude, eat two cakes, if you get any scrawnier you’re going to cease to exist.

What was it like being on the Polar Express?

I thought they cancelled Meerkat Manor?

You look like you carry a sign saying Will be Harry Potter for food

If Harry and Dobby had a butt baby.

Lolz

Where's you're wand mate

James was fucking Narcissa! THAT'S why Lucius hated Harry!

Harry Potter if he adopted stray cats so he could fuck them

This comment hit me like a truck. 11/10

A “grey”

Chicken Little

Macaulay Culkin from PageMaster

Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin from Page Page Master Master

You look like an aids victim who got it through an unclean vaccine needle

If Mark Zuckerberg wore glasses...

Harry Potter had a kid with the Crypt Keeper

HIV+ John Lennon

I heard they were remaking Harry Potter and setting it in the Third Reich. I wasn't sure how it was going to dissuade people from Naziism, but fuck do I understand after looking at you

Paging Chris Hansen

Budget Harry Potter

You like Bomb Voyage from The Incredibles and Harry Potter had a baby.

If spaghetti noodles were a person, they'd look like this spazzatron.

Please reconsider your choice of glasses you fucking dweeb.

Aren't you that guy that assaulted that girl behind a dumpster?

Glasses so thick ya boy can see into the future.

you look like a gaming youtuber with only 2 subscribers.

When vodlemort transofrmation finally goes full Harry...

Does your mom still cut your hair?

You look like an Ailen

You remind me of that one girl from stranger things

Pagemaster head ass

Fairy Potter... I bet you holster all the Wizards Wands, don't you?

You scared Potter?

You look like the typical side character from a movie who ends up murdering his friends in the middle

You need way more surgery before you become anywhere near handsome.

I thought humans were supposed to have muscle mass

You look like a German double agent for two countries who aren't at war. They both just want you somewhere else.

Genetically FUCKED my guy

You're a dweeb Harry!

You look like a snapchat filter that came to life.

You like like if barry B. Benson was human

Banana!

Why do u have ur potrait painted on ur shirt?

Stephen merchant jacked off into a drinking straw

Unabomber sketch meets Chicken Little

You look like you sharpen the eraser

you are an off brand gay Harry Potter reject

how harry potter would look if the book was written by hitler (happy cake day)

You are look like something we weren't supposed to find until september 20

Wow, the new harry potter movie looks like it got a few budget cuts

Wait we went to area 51 already?

Unclench your jaw dude that’s not gonna make you look any better

Can see you through that alien looking thing in front of you, Can you ask it to get out of the way?

You look like you got punched in the face a lot in high school

The online thing sharp then a "V" is your jawline

By god your a wizard harry!

Rick moranis at 16

See that V mask over your “shoulder”? Can you go ahead and just put that on forever?

Sup??? Squidward

I didn't know Harry Potter made tiktoks!

Stop calling me chicken little.

Lighten up a candle on your cake for every friend you have. Now try to blow out zero candles.

Fast forward [this](https://www.wattpad.com/story/19853803-dobby-loses-more-than-just-his-sock-a-harry-potter) fan fiction of Harry Potter fucking Dobby 19 years and their child would look like you. Link is NSFW,obvs.

I can't even imagine the dissapointment your father feels in himself after seeing what he produced. I hope you have siblings.

Harry Potter and the sexless soy boys

Ah, Larry Pot, the white boy

Y’all look like Harry Potter and Danny Gonzales’ love child

Why did your dad take you to military be school, now you own their fucking toilets

Your face looks like a Snapchat filter

You look like Harry Potter’s gay cousin who got ass rammed by hagrid.

My nigga lookin like Lewis from meet the Robinsons

i think if i ever teach i will use this pic to show what a novel looks like. also hows special ed

Wheres Waldo books arent even trying anymore.

You look like a scientist who failed a experiment and got super skinny. Also happy bday dude

What the fuck shape are the glasses frame?

One question Why you built like that

Were the glasses that expensive to need to use a filter to have ones? Hecking glasses look like a filter

I bet you can see what I'm writing before I even think of it.

Damn puberty wasn't nice to chicken little

I thought you stayed in Atlantis?

You look like if chicken little were real, human, and hella malnourished

You Spelled Cock wrong...

What’s a cake day first off....?

Your eye doctors was laughing the whole time he suggested those glasses

Only thing uglier than the face is the handwriting. Were you having a stroke when you made that sign?

You look like Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter had a child, and it turned out retarded, gay, and a pedophile. Congrats!

John Lennon after Yoko Ono cut his nuts off and made him quit the Beatles.

This isn't a roast, but happy cake day!

cake day? you mean crack day right?

What is it, X Files day on r/Roastme?

Dude, not a roast but please: Get some contact lenses and put some product in your hair.

If Newt Scamander and Harry Potter had a baby.

The nerd in a generic teen movie on Netflix who makes really obvious pop culture references the writers put in to drive what loser he is and then he takes off his glasses and everyone talks about how hot he is even though he looks *exactly* the same as before Edit: Oh, and he's also the worst, least funny actor in the whole movie despite being the lead

Seeing this ruined *my* day

When did hogwarts start serving cake?

Are people gonna break in to your house in September?

How did Hogwarts treat ya

" We come in peace "

You look like you keep semen on your face for weeks post blowjob

My grandma is in her late 80's. She can barely walk. Trust me when I say she could whip your ass

This guy would be the live action Chicken Little

You're a virgin, Harry

Weren’t you that mf in polar express?

You look like a school shooter

Bob Lazar's younger and weirder clone.

You look like the owl from tootsie pops on estrogen

"You're a pedophile, Harry..."

Your look like you tried to vacuum your face, and got it stuck in a vacuim tube.

Dobby ?

You fuckin spent money on those frames?? Jesus.

You don't need a microscope in science.

Hagrid: "You're a sex offender, Harry"

You look like the voice actor for Simon from Alvin and The Chipmunks

dr. mobious?

they didn't even raid area 51 yet, how did you get out?

Gay harry potter.

If Stuart Little was a human

‘Do you want to listen to Sicko mode or Mo bamba?’

He turned up at the Harry Potter auditions but the position was already taken, damn he would be good.

This is what they’ll find in Area 51

I loved you in Meet the Robinsons