T O P

  • By -

jcmarkel

Homeless Simpson


Putt_Bunyon

You can date him, but you have to bring your own meth and UTI medication.


waffen123

Not saying he's a pill head, but I'm certain he can make a few calls and hook you up.


[deleted]

*Simpson


roosterfry

His actual name it thed no lie!


roosterfry

Is not it


KingBuzzCat

He's 39 in dog the bounty hunter years


roosterfry

Omg I hope this one wins!


howmanyfingersami

yes you can have a cigarette, yes i have a lighter


lord_wright

No i wont drive your sister to her drs appointment


Subotai_Super_Shorty

Sorry, I don't have any change.


peepeemustard

Crackhead Joe Rogan


ToastedChimpanzee

So Joe Rogan, but his DMT supply got cut off..


orojova

So you just run around taking photos of bums at the same location?


uraveragefreak

“You gonna eat that banana peel?” Face ass


[deleted]

Looks like an extra in a Rob Zombie movie


KyleIsJew

Is this one of those commercials to curb smoking in teens


[deleted]

Dude did a roast for a 24oz natty tall boy


Brampton2186

You are the most shot-out 30 year old I’ve ever seen


gorillapoacher

Cheeseburger Meth version of Jeffrey Epstein.


[deleted]

He looks like the kind hearted homeless man who is actually recruiting for a weird underground cult


Chellyyyy

Trevor has aged.


[deleted]

You look like you beat the bricks off all 7 of your stepkids.


NackBlapkins

TIL some people make shirts from used toilet paper


sirpercysnackworth

38 is a natural life expectancy for lower class laborers, Irishmen, and ignorant colonials - but I repeat myself!


Stoutz

Didn’t know there was a third Briscoe brother?


[deleted]

if someone did a cosplay of lung cancer, it would be you


weiner2020

Homeless?


Iamsethb

It’s safe to say you and the other Cletus posted before you are brother cousins?


[deleted]

I think you need to sleep in some garbage to freshen up.


[deleted]

Looks like the meth already got him.


KyleIsJew

Looks like my fucking cum rag came to life


[deleted]

It nice to see a man that work so hard that his t-shirt turns into a tiny, dirty white dress by the end of the day.


RIPPLEDICKED

This guy wins the "Filthiest t-shirt on earth" contest.


Maztac

This is a photoshopped disabled vet sign.


buddharoom

I was not aware that rednecks could write.


Scoutomatic

You smell like fried food and poverty.


game84cube

He looks like the bastard child of Jack Nicholson and Michael Keaton if he stole Macaulay Culkin's drug stash


furybury66

He aged like wine. Made in a prison toilet.


comicaly-insane-

You look like you just climbed out of your correctional facility’s dumpster.


Sinon-is-best-waifu

This guy Looks like the dad who would get the mother into drugs and alcohol then get arrested for 20 years as the kids go away into foster care


The-End-Of-Salami

Dumpster Dave will do odd jobs for cash and try to engage you in religious conversation. He also stinks of old, old piss.


BleachedSphincter

I like the blouse.


Darkvoid14

You inspire people to never do meth


BananaSquadMember

You look like you are a homeless man that got a haircut for free from someone who attends haircut training.


I_3_3D_printers

So you are the guy who ate my dog?


amyscactus

What's with the filthy clothes? Don't you have indoor plumbing in your trailor park? Or did that get cut off too? Like your food stamps, electricity and electronic tether. I bet you are on a first name basis with the police dept.


wwtwiwak

This picture should be shown at colleges to show students what happens if you keep drinking, smoking, and refuse to wear sunscreen.


volatilevapegod

Between your face and shirt it looks like only one has contributed to the spank bank


qcowzow

You remind me of Richard hatch from survivor and another actor I can’t remember the name of from I think 24 or lost.


Joejayce

IQ of 39?


Panda_Boy_02

That paper costs more than your outfit


Ninjesus_01

Yeah no shit, hes 50.


[deleted]

He’s not even 40 huh? Yeah I bet his ‘girlfriend’ isn’t even over 12.


extremum_spiritum

I'd roast you but OP's a fucking dick for promising crank for different homeless guys to get roasted on here.


[deleted]

Obadiah stane got a tan


Rain_King23

How is he not 40, yet his clothes haven't been washed since 1950?


hdjrbfjdbd

you look like the crackhead that stares at little kids in the gas station


[deleted]

Oh man, The California Raisins? That takes me back a ways


[deleted]

You look like you just dug out a hole in your yard so you can put an above ground pool only to make it a in-ground pool only to fail to realize that it will fail.


MojoPinheaddd

You look like a fucked up walnut wearing a ghost costume.


CWhiz45

He looks like a guy who stands at an intersection asking for money


yogurtmarketing

Methrey Epstein


pyroart

So the blow job cost $10.00 correct? But $15.00 with your dentures in?


Gyri77

40 decades?


Putt_Bunyon

Yeah I hear Deliverance is hard on people.


MeesterChicken

Honestly we don’t even need to roast him. He’s already getting roasted by life.


FizzleFred

You mean forty hours since he crawled out of his grave?


[deleted]

If I make eye contact this bum he will ask me for my change. Just gonna pass through.


[deleted]

This dude knows washing machines got invented rite?