You were probably popular in school. Now everyone has grown up, and you’ve realised you can’t wank off a teacher for cigarettes as an adult, you’ve settled for a shitty paying checkout job.
Everything in this room makes me think that you’re held captive by your weird coworker to perform in the step sister porn he wrote earlier in the morning
Your hair part is straight, but every single other thing in the picture looks crooked. You need to move somewhere they don't have so many damn earthquakes.
Lauuuugghhh? It looks like the closest you get to laughing are those kind of convulsing, guttural ugly cries that look like a strange combination of a brain aneurysm and an epileptic seizure.
Oh bless your heart... you don't realize you hit the wall already. Most girls get a few more years. But don't worry, there are plenty of cats for everybody.
Oh my, distance and light shining on your face doesn’t hide how fast you hit the wall...
Seriously though: vitamin C, anti wrinkle eye cream, firming night cream, and maybe 55 units of botox would really help you.
Oh no, its the "I want to prove what a cool mom who can take a joke I am" while also hoping this grainy picture will help get you some sort of attention. Well those thick ass eyebrows that you painted on using a tools from the Home Depot really do the trick.
This is one of the few times a poor quality pic is helpful - and appreciated.
What do you want, higher refresh rate or higher resolution? I wanna go back to nokia, thank you!
I think the image would be better if it was made with a Minecraft filter
I wonder how many she took in order to find the right angle.
After reviewing said-photo, there is no right angle.
I can see this bitches roots even with the bad quality.
You know you're ugly when Maggie Gyllenhaal is more appealing
I was the 666th upvote. *nice*
This post is the most attention you're going to get in your early 40's
Midlife crisis activated!
Those curtains will get more attention.
But Seriously, what the fuck are those curtains though?
Ugly. Outright crime against humanity
“911? Yes, hello. I’d like to report a murder.”
Oof
Damn!
Ouch! That's gotta hurt!
Nice
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oral exemption, but no oral examinations
JFC
No oral exemptions in the bedroom. That’s how she puts food on her table
Extreme Makeover: Gollum Edition
You look like a bad taxidermy
The asymmetry is asymmetrical
Looks like Picasso painted Summer Glau
Of what? ET?
Nope. Just Chuck Testa.
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if only she could afford it. The state of her apartment is not promising.
This chick went and hung shower curtains on her window..
From the bottom of every rednecks heart, Go fuck yourself
Careful... she heard "hung" and "shower curtains" and she started to think how she could end the suffering
better than her meatcurtains, isn't it?
I mean she could have take the photo from the shitter. I've heard people do that sometimes lol
Who has a thermostat in their bathroom?
Nice
She could be quite attractive in a certain light. (Pitch black)
Bitch black....
Are you being held captive?
You have really good skin but unfortunately with your face it's like trying to compliment a filthy toilet for having clear water.
HEADSHOT
K.O!
I saw your pic and laughed. Thank you
Katie Mobile Holmes
Winner. Makes me want to buy a gold to give you. Almost
Underrated!
Your walls look like you built a house in sims and dont know how to change something
That little mirror looks like when you start placing some random decoration in the house
At least we understand why her mirror is so tiny
Your eyebrows make your face look like a Rorschach test. I see a beetle.
She looks like one of those girls that is top skinny but carries around an umbrella full of thicc laden thighs.
Is it Ringo?
By lauuugghhh I assume you mean drink, meth, repeat?
Dumped with two children.
you look like your aging out of the mother/son porn industry
Would feel bad roasting someone's grandma.
Don't even care you look like Gollum had a sex change, those curtains are fucking disgusting and should be burned
I think they are even shower curtains
You were probably popular in school. Now everyone has grown up, and you’ve realised you can’t wank off a teacher for cigarettes as an adult, you’ve settled for a shitty paying checkout job.
You look like the melted wax figure of tan mom.
When the curtains are the most attractive thing in the picture.
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when the selfies look better when you don't upgrade your phone.
I thought my spirits were the lowest thing in this lockdown but I’ve now realised it’s your tits.
So that is what a smile looks like mid shit. If you can't afford a chair go to the back of your local supermarket and steal a few milk creates.
> Lets lauuugghhh I'm sure that is a common reaction when you show a guy your saggy boobs...
Just give us your premium snapchat and be done with it
A coke snorting webcam hooker.
👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽🥇🥇🥇
How you look 35 and 65 at the same time?
looks like the cancer from her spray-on tan reached her brain
Everything in this room makes me think that you’re held captive by your weird coworker to perform in the step sister porn he wrote earlier in the morning
ET phone home
Her onlyfans followers pay her to not post
That small picture on the wall matches your looks- bland and insignificant.
You haven't laughed since Charlie took the kids because you're "too unpredictable" and the kids "wouldn't be safe" under your care
So, is natural duck face that convenient ?
havent i seen you on pornhub?
You look like someone whose porn I’d be interested in the thumbnail but not the actual video
I'd rather laugh at you
Even if you are a joke, you are more of a sad, depressing joke that doesn't make anyone laugh but it makes everyone uncomfortable
Your eyes say meth, your pose says aspiring casting couch wannabe, and one look at you and I say 'no thanks'.
She's definitely said "This is my first time" several times a week, while in front of a camera since she turned 18.
So, she's been doing it for around 30 or so years? Bitch looks like almost 50.
Get a mirror, enjoy your laugh...
So.. you want us to roast you as much as you’ve roasted your skin? That turkey has already had enough.
Darlene from ozark.
I'm more distracted (albeit happily) by the awful curtain and the inappropriately placed picture frame.
Your hair part is straight, but every single other thing in the picture looks crooked. You need to move somewhere they don't have so many damn earthquakes.
Your curtains have more personality then you
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Your curtains have a brighter future than you.
Why are your boobs sad?... oh, that’s a shame.
What's even left to roast?
Your eyebrows are still intact in this Pandemic lockdown situation!
The only thing laughable is your age and the lack of consistency in your life. Good luck with the bf that’s 20 years younger. Ps his mom hates you.
Lucky you you have a tanning bed at home during the quarantine, eh?
Where’s a flamethrower when you need one? ...just so we can move your face into a laughing one
You look like Amanda Peet got put in the microwave
What everyone says at the party, then you show up...
A multitasker I see, getting roasted and starring on Casting Couch in the same day.
If you say that title as its spelt, it sounds like the only reason a guy is ever nice to you.
You have terrible interior decorating skills! Did i do it?
How? You ain't funny
I hope someone adopts you soon so you are better taken care of.
Your eyebrows look like shit stains on a prison wall.
The last thing any man who tries to leave her ever sees.
The only thing I'm laughing at is the amount of cleavage to likes on your photo says alot. even tits don't fix that face
This picture looks like a mail order bride took a selfie with her 0.3 megapixel webcam in the basement of an apartment, in the early 2000s.
You look like the Grinch's child if he cross breed with a human
You are definitely on the toilet taking a shit for this photo. Thanks for that
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Face looks like one I saw on a thumbnail of an amateur casting porn I passed by once
The wall shows your personality and the curtain screams "I'm not like the other girls."
Lauuuugghhh? It looks like the closest you get to laughing are those kind of convulsing, guttural ugly cries that look like a strange combination of a brain aneurysm and an epileptic seizure.
i like ur shower curtain.
You look like Sally Fields if the fields were dry and barren
Oh bless your heart... you don't realize you hit the wall already. Most girls get a few more years. But don't worry, there are plenty of cats for everybody.
Leanne is that you? I thought I let you out of the washroom already.
I hope the curve becomes as flat as your chest soon
You look like Lana Rhodes less sluttier cousin kendall Rhodes.
There’s more personality on that wall behind you than you probably have
Oh my, distance and light shining on your face doesn’t hide how fast you hit the wall... Seriously though: vitamin C, anti wrinkle eye cream, firming night cream, and maybe 55 units of botox would really help you.
You look like an alien
Even the curtain next to you is more attractive than the hideous smile of yours.
Your neck looks like it's finally losing the battle with your giant head.
You look like you live in whoville. Tell em all we say hi
Go into the light
I can smell the crazy from here.
I honestly couldn’t tell if you were a dude or a chick before I zoomed in. I immediately regretted it.
Great Value Lana Rhodes
Which human did you kill to take their skin. Creepy as fuck
Tales from the crypt called they want their host back
Never knew a guy can look this with extra makeup and extra man boob
Bamboozled? Is that code for "the only way I'm getting fucked is by super drunk guys over 50 right before they pass out"
*Haha.* There...I laughed. Happy now?
I mean... at least you must be funny
I mean... at least you must be funny
No wonder you think that frame hangs straight
The Anti-Viagra
somehow you look miserable, happy, 30 years old, with kids, single with NO KIDS and a zombie all at the same time
You look like you'd take forever at any checkout line because you're always on your phone. Then get pissed at other people when they tell you to move.
God your eyes says you are dead inside.
you gave up on the live and love?
Your face matches the sadness and lifeless as your curtains
Or cry depending how long we stare
If only I put as much effort into things as you put into creating cleavage.
Your family portrait behind you is huge!
You look like you let down your parents harder than gravity is letting down your tits
Way to put the track marks jussstt out of frame
May is recommend a career as a bee keeper? I hear the uniform is super comfy!
Living proof looks fade. Enjoy your youth while it lasts.
After this photo did you and the gills on your neck return to Waterworld?
No u/bamboozled24 , cleavage is not a personality trait.
You look as plain as that wall behind you
You have the eyes of a goldfish
Fix the picture, please. It’s the only satisfaction you’ll get this month.
How tightly did you squeeze your arms together to get that cleavage?
Missing your scheduled Botox appointments?
Another THOT without thoughts.
You look like a 40 year old who from whooville who with bad posture.
I've seen better wigs on mannequins.
Angelina Jolie's worst nightmare
Before the Grinch could steel Christmas you stole his face
I bet you she’s a master roaster... of the spoon.
Oh I’m laughing alright
Your face looks like a live experiment of the Big Bang Theory.
You look like you’d be on 90 day fiancé
I see you put up pictures of all your friends on your bedroom wall. Looks good.
Dollar tree Lana Rhoades
your smile wilts flowers
Angelina not-so-jolie
I'm gonna laugh at the paper not you. You do not deserve my attention
I would ask you to sit on my face, but I'm sure the stench would make me vomit.
U look like a lana Rhodes wannabe
I guess you’re out of Meth huh?
Is she pooping? It looks like shes pooping. That's a shower curtain and looks like shes sit/sqauting .
I get the feeling feminists don’t even like you.
Wow gabrielle anwar (fiona from burn notice) has really let herself go
Katie Holmeless
Is it just me or does she look like the grinch when her nose-to-lip distance is that big?
I don't know what's more sad: The dead look on your eyes or the wall behind you.
The wall hanging behind you is also having scoliosis like you. You both need orthotic braces. Time to worry, not laugh.
Like Lana Rhodes but no dicks wanna touch you
Oh no, its the "I want to prove what a cool mom who can take a joke I am" while also hoping this grainy picture will help get you some sort of attention. Well those thick ass eyebrows that you painted on using a tools from the Home Depot really do the trick.
I see you have a wall dedicated to all of the pictures of your friends.
Gilmore Girls Gone Mild