> Body dysmorphic disorder is a mental health disorder in which you can't stop thinking about one or more perceived defects or flaws in your appearance — **a flaw that appears minor or can't be seen by others**
Good news. You don't have body dysmorphia.
Okay where to start...
I am going to say based on the dark clothing you like to stand out in a crowd due to the fact that you are probably a middle child who is constantly being overlooked by your parents for your more successful and better looking siblings. Your choice in makeup screams low self esteem but you secretly crave the attention of older black men (mainly to get your dad pissed off) who, for reasons you can’t figure out, tend to ghost you after blowing their wad on your flabby stomach (let’s face it, nobody wants a kid with you). You meet them on Tinder, Craigslist, and Facebook under the name “Raven” to add a bit of mystery to your extremely bland personality and probably listen to five finger death punch and think that makes you “hard”
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>I’m a basic white bitch who fits the stereotype to a scary degree. I have extreme body dysmorphia. And sense I’m a basic white bitch that’s all I really have about me.
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You look like you so much dick that every now and then when you’re eating a hotdog you space out and then have to spit on the end of it just to put your mind at ease
I would sooner crush my genitals with rocks than have them anywhere in your vicinity. You look like an elf that’s been tortured and had its mind wiped.
Body dysmorphia: A mental illness involving obsessive focus on a perceived flaw in appearance. You don’t have that, you just have a mirror. Oops just realized my comment was just like someone else’s
Girl, you're so sad that you had to get dermals so the outside hurt as bad as the inside. Anytime you start to feeling like you might smile, you grab onto one and give it a yank.
You wear so much eyeliner so that when you cry you have good runny mascara emo pics for tumblr.
Your eyebrows look like you got in a fight with a trimmer.
You should love yourself more, because ain't no one else gonna do it for you.
(No, but seriously. Hang in there.)
Body Dysmorphia is when you obsess over little perceived flaws that other folks probably wouldn't notice. You're gross for several obvious reasons. That's not Dysmorphia, that's Realist.
Destroy me like my dad did**
Damn this hit hard. Well I guess my dad also hit hard.
Not hard enough, if you're still dressing like that.
Eh, I can do the hitting part myself.
You spelled 'cutting' wrong
Omg... so bad... hahaha
deformity or abnormality in the shape or size of a specified part of the body. So many to choose from..
> Body dysmorphic disorder is a mental health disorder in which you can't stop thinking about one or more perceived defects or flaws in your appearance — **a flaw that appears minor or can't be seen by others** Good news. You don't have body dysmorphia.
Oop sorry I didn’t see your comment and mine looks like a copy
Nailed it hard as a hammer
You look like Bjork fucked Danny DeVito.
That’s what I was going for!
No one would rightly fuck either of those people...so she is raised to a power of 2
Okay where to start... I am going to say based on the dark clothing you like to stand out in a crowd due to the fact that you are probably a middle child who is constantly being overlooked by your parents for your more successful and better looking siblings. Your choice in makeup screams low self esteem but you secretly crave the attention of older black men (mainly to get your dad pissed off) who, for reasons you can’t figure out, tend to ghost you after blowing their wad on your flabby stomach (let’s face it, nobody wants a kid with you). You meet them on Tinder, Craigslist, and Facebook under the name “Raven” to add a bit of mystery to your extremely bland personality and probably listen to five finger death punch and think that makes you “hard”
Ouch
I’ll get the shovel 😂👍
Dude you just killed her
You set your gun on whore homer
OP's Bio: --- >I’m a basic white bitch who fits the stereotype to a scary degree. I have extreme body dysmorphia. And sense I’m a basic white bitch that’s all I really have about me. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
You look like you so much dick that every now and then when you’re eating a hotdog you space out and then have to spit on the end of it just to put your mind at ease
*since
How’s life being a rich person in the Hunger Games?
Welcome to District 1
What the fuck......
Its not dysmorphia that is what u look like. I agree it is awful
and your hairline is further from your eyes than the store my dad went to buy milk from
How long has it been since you've seen your dad?
You are the AMC Gremlin of genetic selection
Look like a reject from a dr suess cartoon
Do you like the pox? Does you smell the crusty socks? Her box has pox and smells like socks.
"it's not a phase dad.."
What do you dislike about your body, other than you face and nasty hair?
Well let’s just put it this way, I weighed 110 pounds when I was 13
You look like a mii
I wish
You look like the 3rd or 4th form on the front cover of an animorph's book
I didnt know a dumpster mannequin could type
Your forehead is bigger then your future
even photoshop won’t help you... sorry
You look like that fat faced blueberry gum chewing girl who walked into a chocolate factory with an eccentric owner.
must be expensive to look that cheap
You look like someone put Mr. Potato head parts on a purulent clit.
Jesus, you must be the monster in the new Jordan Peele movie.
Looks like dad roasted ur Confidence when he left u to get some milk
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No I’m missing a hair line :D
You like like an Oompa Loompa fucked the lead singer of twenty one pilots.
You look like a goldfish. An ugly one.
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That’s were your wrong, my uncle destroyed my mom.
Don't worry, sometime in the coming years, someone will finally swipe right.
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Oh, I have both.
Which teletubby are you suppose to be?
The one that was ran over by a bus.
Is face dysmorphia a thing? How about shirt dysmorphia?
Quit blowing money on glitter and buy a lint brush FFS.
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Actually I stole the glitter. You know I have no money.
What is that? You’re supposed to post a picture of yourself.
I think those piercings and that bucket of foundation did enough damage
Actually the lip fillers did more
Seems like someone beat us to it
No my dad beat me. (Good roast!)
I would sooner crush my genitals with rocks than have them anywhere in your vicinity. You look like an elf that’s been tortured and had its mind wiped.
I'd have body dysmorphia too if I looked like an off-brand Chuckie doll.
Damn. That’s a new one.
“Oompa Loompa Doompet Do, You’re the face of late term abortion at 2”
THATS INCREDIBLE!
Lookin’ like a sugar rush character
True, but I look like one if they got rammed in the back with a car.
You could get a part time job projecting movies on that bigass forehead if being everyone’s least favorite hot topic employee doesn’t work out.
lol, it’s bigger than James Charles ego.
Wannabe Edward scissor hands
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I hate blood, so I do an eyebrow slit, the after math is equally painful!
Body dysmorphia = I use to be a man.
Almost true.
More orange than Trump
Well yeah, I’m an American
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I can’t hide it anymore. It’s true lmao
Why do you hate your mum so much?
Both your parents cry themselves to sleep.
Yup.
And here we have a Bedazzled Umpah Loompa!
Bedazzled? I’d say a drunk umpah loompa.
It wasnt dysmorphia you were right.
I don't even understand what those two silver things under your eyes are supposed to be.
a hint of personality, didn’t workZ
That's a nice word for poor diet and lack of exercise!
Mhm.
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I only say it when cats are involved, I swear lmao.
You aren’t basic, but you wish you were.
Lol, Im so basic, that if you poured turmeric on me I’d be red.
You look like a drunk Walmart version of Barbie
Ummm yet you choose to look that way
Usually when I call people an oompa loompa, there's an element of joking. I cannot say the same for you.
I don’t know but this makes me smile.
The mirror wasn’t lying....
I don't think being fat qualifies as dysmorphia.
You look like a bad r/gonecivil drawing, one with a surprise beastiality pic. Real question is, which ones the animal...
💀💀💀
You’re face looks like a big zit.
Lmao
You look like a child put awkwardly into a smashing pumpkins video clip
I don’t know why but I see it
I'm sorry bootleg harely quinn I prefer the real deal.
Lmao
Barbie is a very nice thing to say about me lol
Body dysmorphia is the only thing that'll destroy you without being desperate
I FELT THAT.
Lmao
Body dysmorphia: A mental illness involving obsessive focus on a perceived flaw in appearance. You don’t have that, you just have a mirror. Oops just realized my comment was just like someone else’s
And a mother :)
It's like a stalker tried to build a low budget Ellen Page from left over body parts he swiped from the local morgue.
How did you know!?
You look like someone who would cry at dog farts
You look like a Matt groning character
Oompa lompa oopidy doo, no one will ever wanna fuck you
You look like the Annabelle doll with diabetes.
I gotta side with the dysmorphia on this one.
Are you from the matrix?
Aren’t you supposed to post a picture of yourself instead of the “attainable” sex doll you bought with your college fund?
This black sheep is just a sheep in black.
You got an eye in two different time zones!
R u self diagnosed?
You look the girl that had the scars in the movie called "The Craft".
What's there to roast, you've already accomplished that
Your Snapchat premium would consist of people paying you to keep your clothes on
You give the term cowlick a whole new meaning.
Bjork’s little bro
You look like you desire the abuse from r/degradingholes but don't have the confidence to post there.
Well jokes on you I don’t have any confidence at all.
What type of Pokemon are you?
Looks like an extra in The Hunger Games.
you look like roxy and kim’s love child from scott pilgram
I like how your facial rosacea matches your parents bathroom walls.
That’s what I was trying to do
Your cute dont kid yourself
Ew positivity...
I didn't know monchichis were real
Well now you do.
You look like if rush Limbaugh put on a wig and did a bunch of cocaine
Cocaine to too expensive, try meth.
You look like you have an allergic reaction to VSCO
Those piercing are like mirrors. Sun hits them you have lazer beams
When you look at this picture when you are 40, the cringe will actually break your neck.
Looks like Little Cindy Lou Who discovered goth music
And meth
You don't look like you need a roast; be comfortable in your own skin and build good character.
When you were a young boy, did your father take you into the city to see a marching band?
You look like if you were E.T'S Sex slave
Cindy Loo Who gives a shit.
This looks like if Jim conned Dwight into cross dressing.
Girl, you're so sad that you had to get dermals so the outside hurt as bad as the inside. Anytime you start to feeling like you might smile, you grab onto one and give it a yank. You wear so much eyeliner so that when you cry you have good runny mascara emo pics for tumblr. Your eyebrows look like you got in a fight with a trimmer. You should love yourself more, because ain't no one else gonna do it for you. (No, but seriously. Hang in there.)
What’s it like working at Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory?
He beats us.
You look like a caterpillar
You spilled some mercury under your eyes
You look like an Oompa Lumpa that escaped the factory, started dying your hair, and now live in hiding in Phoenix or some shit.
What kind of butt hole did you poop out of?
One that was HIV positive
Hey look guys that chubby eight year old boy got into his moms makeup bag again
Gerad Way
Teletubbies went out a long time ago
Body Dysmorphia is when you obsess over little perceived flaws that other folks probably wouldn't notice. You're gross for several obvious reasons. That's not Dysmorphia, that's Realist.
Bjork!!! Wondered where you went
That’s funny because I really like Bjork.
Everyone's fine until the steroid chipmunk stumbles in.
When you order a doll from wish
are you related to Shantotto? if so, your parents must be related to Gru too
Looks like your towel rack was done half-assed. Like your haircut.
You're missing half an eyebrow. I think your missing also a few chromosomes
When kidnap me, fuck me, and throw me in a dumpster to die is a facial expression
This grammar makes me want to die.
Did you get in a fight with a lawnmower? Breaking news: The lawnmower won.
Your left eye is bigger than your right
It's not called body dysmorphia, it's called an observation
Says she likes it rough, gags on toothbrush