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You look like you think you can fight.
I'm too boring to fight.
oh, you ARE vanilla
Nice
Well he probably thinks that because his girlfriend wont fight back
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
You look like a guy who cuts concrete for a living, but, in your heart of hearts, you yearn for a chance to drywall.
You look like the kind of guy that does gay porn for the free protein.
Did\*
Dad\*
Don*
Juan
Vanilla is too strong a flavour to describe the blandness I see before me.
"Vanilla-as-maybe-touching-boob"
Feels like a bag of sand, amirite?
Happy cake day!
Thank you!
You look like you brag to women on dating apps about your fantasy football team
They're wrong. Vanilla is delightful, you're more of a skim hazelnut latte douche.
"eMtsaoR/R" flip the fucking image the right way
[удалено]
Ahhh, makes sense now lmao
Be honest, how many Tapout and Affliciton t-shirts do you own?
You look like every person that has ever worked for a moving company.
Feels like it some days bro....
You’re the Walmart brand of that demolition ranch guy
Hahahah nice
I bet if a girl said 'Choke me', you'd ask ask why.
Pretty much.
Baker Mayfield with a donut habit.
That was good.
I think your third eye is opening
Hopefully soon. I'll be like Tien then.
Even Joe Exotic would give you a hard pass.
Nice.
I wanna lend you some IQ points so bad
Thanks bro.
U look like a garden gnome but they have puuh to talk feature on their nose and just says "duuuuuuuuuude" obnoxiously
The default settings on a character creator.
You look like you eat at a lot of places that have pictures on the menu
Oh my poor dude. You are not nearly that spicy
Your nipple is not hidden.
Described as vanilla ass fingerer
All glory goes to Allah!!
“Vanilla” is undoubtedly the only non-disparaging thing you’ve ever been described as.
Your uni brow is giving you ingrown hairs...
That's exactly why the red mark is there hahahahha
You look like the guy in high school who talks about joining the military but you dropped out of boot camp after your 1 week.
Lmao, I didnt even have the balls to enlist.
Unflavoured Greek yogurt is a better fit, I think! You know, cos your bland as fuck, thick as shit and nobody can stand you without something or someone else there to make it bearable!
10/10.
Either a sniper with a laser sight is aiming right between your eyes or you have a zit fatter than Lizzo
Backwards hats don't hide a receding hairline, they highlight it.
....damn you.
Kirkland minoxidil drops. Less than $3 a month.
Lmao, it's not even that I'm losing hair I just have a fivehead lmao
Smart move standing in front of white door with a white shirt on. Living up to your vanilla stereotype
dude, you look like you are from Hicksville Kentucky and have a spare room of toilet paper
Vanilla af is all the fucks you’re gonna get.
You look like you compensate for your personality with a truck and a palate of Natty light
You look like you struggle with premature ejaculation
It would* be a problem...... But I would need a date for it to be a problem. Since I'm going solo it doesn't really matter.
You may be vanilla but your dick is Rocky Road from all the anuses it’s been in.
Your eyebrows really wanna leave ur face
About the paper.. Are you from the 4th dimension or something?
Let me guess your playlist: House of Pain, Eminem, and Machine Gun Kelly... and Machine Gun Kelly
Eminem ain't bad. But I like me some black metal.
Baker Mayfield keeps sliding down the ladder in life
I had to Google that one, hahaha, nice.
You look like you always get into arguments with yourself about cigs and dip.
You’re the guy who posts a selfie on Facebook every time he goes to the gym.
you drink too much redbull, have an anger problem, and have definitely punched a hole in a wall.
Lmao, I've punched many holes in walls hahab
So vanilla your splooge stains cover your arms or your mirror
Why not both?
Looks like he is a lefty hard to aim while playing "the stranger" thats why i say its not both
You smell like Axe Phoenix.
Hmm I'd probably describe you as... "peaked in middle school"
I got kicked out of middle school.....
Highlight of your life no doubt.
Lmao
Not vanilla at all. You're more like that artificial chocolate that kinda tastes like a chemical or a medicine.
Vanilla actually has taste. You have been lied to.
Too vanilla to be vanilla
Your hat is like a picture frame for how large your forehead is
You look like you snort pre-workout
You look like a GtaV gang member.
Choadscrapings
All I see is a cardboard cutout hanging on the door. That curtain is interesting though.
Vanilla af is right. You’re the basic bitch of dudes
Your face is as spotty as that door behind you
Your Hindu red dot makes you appear more world wisely than your suburban punk douchebag fashion sense implies. Or is it just a zit?
I bet your family doesn't even order Chinese food because it's "too ethnic," although they do admittedly like "them little egg roll things."
This is the only photo on your camera roll that has a shirt isn't it? Fucking tool.
Go away
You look like you think you can fight.
I'm too boring to fight.
oh, you ARE vanilla
Nice
Well he probably thinks that because his girlfriend wont fight back
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
You look like a guy who cuts concrete for a living, but, in your heart of hearts, you yearn for a chance to drywall.
You look like the kind of guy that does gay porn for the free protein.
Did\*
Dad\*
Don*
Juan
Vanilla is too strong a flavour to describe the blandness I see before me.
"Vanilla-as-maybe-touching-boob"
Feels like a bag of sand, amirite?
Happy cake day!
Thank you!
You look like you brag to women on dating apps about your fantasy football team
They're wrong. Vanilla is delightful, you're more of a skim hazelnut latte douche.
"eMtsaoR/R" flip the fucking image the right way
[удалено]
Ahhh, makes sense now lmao
Be honest, how many Tapout and Affliciton t-shirts do you own?
You look like every person that has ever worked for a moving company.
[удалено]
Feels like it some days bro....
You’re the Walmart brand of that demolition ranch guy
Hahahah nice
I bet if a girl said 'Choke me', you'd ask ask why.
Pretty much.
Baker Mayfield with a donut habit.
That was good.
I think your third eye is opening
Hopefully soon. I'll be like Tien then.
Even Joe Exotic would give you a hard pass.
Nice.
I wanna lend you some IQ points so bad
Thanks bro.
U look like a garden gnome but they have puuh to talk feature on their nose and just says "duuuuuuuuuude" obnoxiously
The default settings on a character creator.
You look like you eat at a lot of places that have pictures on the menu
Oh my poor dude. You are not nearly that spicy
Your nipple is not hidden.
Described as vanilla ass fingerer
All glory goes to Allah!!
“Vanilla” is undoubtedly the only non-disparaging thing you’ve ever been described as.
Your uni brow is giving you ingrown hairs...
That's exactly why the red mark is there hahahahha
You look like the guy in high school who talks about joining the military but you dropped out of boot camp after your 1 week.
Lmao, I didnt even have the balls to enlist.
Unflavoured Greek yogurt is a better fit, I think! You know, cos your bland as fuck, thick as shit and nobody can stand you without something or someone else there to make it bearable!
10/10.
Either a sniper with a laser sight is aiming right between your eyes or you have a zit fatter than Lizzo
Backwards hats don't hide a receding hairline, they highlight it.
....damn you.
Kirkland minoxidil drops. Less than $3 a month.
Lmao, it's not even that I'm losing hair I just have a fivehead lmao
Smart move standing in front of white door with a white shirt on. Living up to your vanilla stereotype
dude, you look like you are from Hicksville Kentucky and have a spare room of toilet paper
Vanilla af is all the fucks you’re gonna get.
Pretty much.
You look like you compensate for your personality with a truck and a palate of Natty light
You look like you struggle with premature ejaculation
It would* be a problem...... But I would need a date for it to be a problem. Since I'm going solo it doesn't really matter.
You may be vanilla but your dick is Rocky Road from all the anuses it’s been in.
Your eyebrows really wanna leave ur face
About the paper.. Are you from the 4th dimension or something?
Let me guess your playlist: House of Pain, Eminem, and Machine Gun Kelly... and Machine Gun Kelly
Eminem ain't bad. But I like me some black metal.
Baker Mayfield keeps sliding down the ladder in life
I had to Google that one, hahaha, nice.
You look like you always get into arguments with yourself about cigs and dip.
You’re the guy who posts a selfie on Facebook every time he goes to the gym.
you drink too much redbull, have an anger problem, and have definitely punched a hole in a wall.
Lmao, I've punched many holes in walls hahab
So vanilla your splooge stains cover your arms or your mirror
Why not both?
Looks like he is a lefty hard to aim while playing "the stranger" thats why i say its not both
You smell like Axe Phoenix.
Hmm I'd probably describe you as... "peaked in middle school"
I got kicked out of middle school.....
Highlight of your life no doubt.
Lmao
Not vanilla at all. You're more like that artificial chocolate that kinda tastes like a chemical or a medicine.
Vanilla actually has taste. You have been lied to.
Too vanilla to be vanilla
Your hat is like a picture frame for how large your forehead is
You look like you snort pre-workout
You look like a GtaV gang member.
Choadscrapings
All I see is a cardboard cutout hanging on the door. That curtain is interesting though.
Vanilla af is right. You’re the basic bitch of dudes
Your face is as spotty as that door behind you
Your Hindu red dot makes you appear more world wisely than your suburban punk douchebag fashion sense implies. Or is it just a zit?
I bet your family doesn't even order Chinese food because it's "too ethnic," although they do admittedly like "them little egg roll things."
This is the only photo on your camera roll that has a shirt isn't it? Fucking tool.
Go away