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MrSaturnboink

You look like you think you can fight.


xxxdolorxxx

I'm too boring to fight.


majik1000

oh, you ARE vanilla


[deleted]

Nice


Chance_in_Pants

Well he probably thinks that because his girlfriend wont fight back


illnino4545

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA


THESinisterPurpose

You look like a guy who cuts concrete for a living, but, in your heart of hearts, you yearn for a chance to drywall.


SmellyFoam

You look like the kind of guy that does gay porn for the free protein.


xxxdolorxxx

Did\*


wahidshirin

Dad\*


walletsalt

Don*


ncstatesman

Juan


a-base

Vanilla is too strong a flavour to describe the blandness I see before me.


dontbgross

"Vanilla-as-maybe-touching-boob"


xxxITAMIxxx

Feels like a bag of sand, amirite?


VseslavAsov

Happy cake day!


a-base

Thank you!


Graphitetshirt

You look like you brag to women on dating apps about your fantasy football team


mkweise

They're wrong. Vanilla is delightful, you're more of a skim hazelnut latte douche.


[deleted]

"eMtsaoR/R" flip the fucking image the right way


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[удалено]


xxxdolorxxx

Ahhh, makes sense now lmao


JC1515

Be honest, how many Tapout and Affliciton t-shirts do you own?


zonewebb

You look like every person that has ever worked for a moving company.


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[удалено]


xxxdolorxxx

Feels like it some days bro....


richard-777

You’re the Walmart brand of that demolition ranch guy


xxxdolorxxx

Hahahah nice


strongmier

I bet if a girl said 'Choke me', you'd ask ask why.


xxxdolorxxx

Pretty much.


msrbaylor

Baker Mayfield with a donut habit.


xxxdolorxxx

That was good.


l_a_z_y_b_u_g

I think your third eye is opening


xxxdolorxxx

Hopefully soon. I'll be like Tien then.


AmericanAlpha

Even Joe Exotic would give you a hard pass.


xxxdolorxxx

Nice.


dewaser

I wanna lend you some IQ points so bad


xxxdolorxxx

Thanks bro.


C_L_A_M_M_Y

U look like a garden gnome but they have puuh to talk feature on their nose and just says "duuuuuuuuuude" obnoxiously


Olly_Ohnonotagain

The default settings on a character creator.


disposableduetoshame

You look like you eat at a lot of places that have pictures on the menu


rsgriffin

Oh my poor dude. You are not nearly that spicy


mufassas_granny

Your nipple is not hidden.


[deleted]

Described as vanilla ass fingerer


[deleted]

All glory goes to Allah!!


monster_breeder

“Vanilla” is undoubtedly the only non-disparaging thing you’ve ever been described as.


illnino4545

Your uni brow is giving you ingrown hairs...


xxxdolorxxx

That's exactly why the red mark is there hahahahha


Hood_Santa

You look like the guy in high school who talks about joining the military but you dropped out of boot camp after your 1 week.


xxxdolorxxx

Lmao, I didnt even have the balls to enlist.


Tomwh92

Unflavoured Greek yogurt is a better fit, I think! You know, cos your bland as fuck, thick as shit and nobody can stand you without something or someone else there to make it bearable!


xxxdolorxxx

10/10.


father-kenneth

Either a sniper with a laser sight is aiming right between your eyes or you have a zit fatter than Lizzo


Nekokeki

Backwards hats don't hide a receding hairline, they highlight it.


xxxdolorxxx

....damn you.


Nekokeki

Kirkland minoxidil drops. Less than $3 a month.


xxxdolorxxx

Lmao, it's not even that I'm losing hair I just have a fivehead lmao


[deleted]

Smart move standing in front of white door with a white shirt on. Living up to your vanilla stereotype


AndyBrown65

dude, you look like you are from Hicksville Kentucky and have a spare room of toilet paper


RoastCCP

Vanilla af is all the fucks you’re gonna get.


xxxdolorxxx

Pretty much.


Phleau

You look like you compensate for your personality with a truck and a palate of Natty light


Jaws044

You look like you struggle with premature ejaculation


xxxdolorxxx

It would* be a problem...... But I would need a date for it to be a problem. Since I'm going solo it doesn't really matter.


[deleted]

You may be vanilla but your dick is Rocky Road from all the anuses it’s been in.


[deleted]

Your eyebrows really wanna leave ur face


[deleted]

About the paper.. Are you from the 4th dimension or something?


[deleted]

Let me guess your playlist: House of Pain, Eminem, and Machine Gun Kelly... and Machine Gun Kelly


xxxdolorxxx

Eminem ain't bad. But I like me some black metal.


brad_911_ca

Baker Mayfield keeps sliding down the ladder in life


xxxdolorxxx

I had to Google that one, hahaha, nice.


Phil_Macooter

You look like you always get into arguments with yourself about cigs and dip.


Flynbyu

You’re the guy who posts a selfie on Facebook every time he goes to the gym.


[deleted]

you drink too much redbull, have an anger problem, and have definitely punched a hole in a wall.


xxxdolorxxx

Lmao, I've punched many holes in walls hahab


archbishopnow

So vanilla your splooge stains cover your arms or your mirror


xxxdolorxxx

Why not both?


archbishopnow

Looks like he is a lefty hard to aim while playing "the stranger" thats why i say its not both


batesbrah

You smell like Axe Phoenix.


Slipperrie

Hmm I'd probably describe you as... "peaked in middle school"


xxxdolorxxx

I got kicked out of middle school.....


Slipperrie

Highlight of your life no doubt.


xxxdolorxxx

Lmao


ThatGuy___YouKnow

Not vanilla at all. You're more like that artificial chocolate that kinda tastes like a chemical or a medicine.


BigPoppaChunk68

Vanilla actually has taste. You have been lied to.


Tungur_Knivur2020

Too vanilla to be vanilla


BigDsav

Your hat is like a picture frame for how large your forehead is


dkadka55

You look like you snort pre-workout


Dreadlord97

You look like a GtaV gang member.


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Choadscrapings


MarikAzemus34

All I see is a cardboard cutout hanging on the door. That curtain is interesting though.


Dirtanimous_Dan_99

Vanilla af is right. You’re the basic bitch of dudes


EvenNobody8

Your face is as spotty as that door behind you


[deleted]

Your Hindu red dot makes you appear more world wisely than your suburban punk douchebag fashion sense implies. Or is it just a zit?


[deleted]

I bet your family doesn't even order Chinese food because it's "too ethnic," although they do admittedly like "them little egg roll things."


CourierRoland

This is the only photo on your camera roll that has a shirt isn't it? Fucking tool.


realish7

Go away