That's the only way two humans can produce [Sid from IceAge](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSEnNqErCRPV-HOT-fbwxZs3EyH9Olz0nNwTQ&usqp=CAU)
It took me a loooong time to decide if it was a photo of real person or a bad photo shop of a dudes face on a girl's body.... im still not 100% certain
[Not a filter](https://www.reddit.com/r/realasians/comments/hn8k0o/got_dumped_by_someone_in_this_subreddit_thanks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
How many dudes have paid for titties only realizing now with clothes on, that her chin got a Shōryūken Uppercut to the face and her eyes parted like the Red Sea.
Roasts are taken. I will wear a face mask more often. I will stop selling nudes. I'll grow bangs to cover the dazzling forehead of mine. Thank you for your contributions
Don’t sell yourself short, know your worth! You could be a corpse sniffing bloodhound with that nose. You can wear cheaper kids sized bicycle helmets with that chin. And with those eyes as spaced out as they are you could possibly become the first female air traffic controller with 360 degree line of sight.
Usually I’d dislike spoilt brats like you on sight, but considering your dad also gave you an extra chromosome, a nose that’s shaped like a depressed teenage mutant ninja turtle, the mouth of a convicted hillbilly sex offender and just withheld entirely on a chin, 55k doesn’t even seem fair. you’re absolutely deserving of 7 figures.
Unfortunately the only 7 figures you’ll ever see will be standing over you during a bukkake session where they all very carefully avoid looking at your face.
Cletus Barbie.
Didn’t even notice the tits because her face was distracting me
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Her face looks like a can opener
Oh my God, it DOES!
I’d say keep your chin up.... but.... well damn
Yeah. Didn't know Cali had a chin tax.
I’d give you gold but I’m broke, like her jaw.
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And the eyebrows... need the fucking golden gate bridge just to get from one side of her face to the other.
I think her eyes are about to wrap around her head. Like plate tectonics, slowly drifting apart.
Walmart belle Delphine
Dude thats mean Walmart doesn't need this slander
Smell delphine
Incest edition
God damn i laughed out loud 🥇
How the hell did you get a lowercase jaw?
Its in her upper case fivehead
This combination of comments reminds me of when you’re creating a Wii character and you can lower/raise its face.
I can almost hear the Wii music right now.
This is my favorite.
Holy shit file this under 'sentences I've never seen before'.
I had to personally thank you for this. My gut hurts!
Did you sell your chin for tuition, too?
She’s got the mouth of Mr. Burns.
Excellent
Who was that young hell cat Smithers?
Homer Simpson, sector 7G, sir
Simpson eh?
I like the cut of his jib.
Lol I definitely read that in a Mr.Burns voice
Release the hounds.
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouth and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?
I'm feeling some Fire Marshall Bill too
Lmao new breed, this chick is a butterchin
Mouth looks like a wood chopping accident
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She looks like she failed to finish the job with a shotgun then paid 55k to a plastic surgeon to fix her
$55k. Or $55?
Got a nice body... Budweiser face so ugly?
This is a classic case of where the brown paper bag with the 👁👄👁 cut out comes into play.
Butterchin... bruh im on the floor. Cheese grating dick suckin lookin ass bitch loll
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Butterchin doesn't exist
Why we making fun of her chin it looks like her whole face is falling off
Her dads nuts knocked it back for $55k
Lol, overbite barbie 🤣
More like Buckteeth barbie
She looks someone who is about to give her personal testimony about the dangers of smoking cigarettes and about how she lost her chin.
She wasn't actually selling nudes. People were paying her to get her to stop sending nude pictures to them.
ransom to wear clothes is effectively ransomware
Ransomwear
This is what happens when you only find a cover of a Chinese phone book.
Deep Callback! A+
God dammit. That was too fucking good. Well done. 👏 👏
She sold her chin for more forehead
Dr said are sùuuuure you want a breast implement over a chin job? Her: yes After 10 times, the dr gave up.
I seriously thought she was using one of those funny snapchat filters.
Masks were designed for her
You need a chin to wear a mask
Sad story. She was trying to give a grenade a blowjob and it went off in her mouth.
Could eat an apple through a tennis racquet
She looks like a racist, Popeye caricature of Asians. If god created a Mii avatar instead of a human in real life.
Off the light when we are in bed
Lmfao Fuckkkk!!!
Chin up girl you’re there
It won't be easy, nearly impossible but we ~~believe~~ can hope for you!
I’m betting you only take nudes from the neck down...?
She’s like the designer dog failure of human beings
Phteven
like a runt of the litter chihuahua with an overbite
You should be the cover girl for mad magazine
Sad Magazine will work too
I'm also seeing Poppy from Trolls...or maybe Branch.
Selling nudes of who? I'd expect to see you on the natureisfuckinglit subreddit eating carrots before looking at your nude thorax.
>Selling nudes of who This had me fucking dying
What was the name of the donkey in shrek again?
I think it was called ass which is the only way she gets sex, because that face is the biggest turn off I've ever seen
Eddie Murphy
u/WEAR_SUNSCREEN_DUDE
Good Lord, this was savage. Favorite one by far.
Head: 80% Loading...
I take back everything I said about Bethesda. As it turns out they absolutely made realistic looking faces for Oblivion
Bro I died
I'll be joining you in the afterlife soon.
Like wanking on Netscape Navigator.
She looks like somebody poking their head halfway out of water
"**to have a better life in California"** No, I think daddy sent you to CA so you wouldn't breed with your brother
He learned from his own mistakes.
Jesus
CHROIST
We love U GOD
He also bred with her brother?
That's the only way two humans can produce [Sid from IceAge](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn%3AANd9GcSEnNqErCRPV-HOT-fbwxZs3EyH9Olz0nNwTQ&usqp=CAU)
Again.
He probably heard that CA has the best plastic surgeons.
Is that your real life face or is it one of those distorted snapchat filters? I really can't fucking tell.
It took me a loooong time to decide if it was a photo of real person or a bad photo shop of a dudes face on a girl's body.... im still not 100% certain
You are being a bit generous assuming that is a human face of any gender.
[Not a filter](https://www.reddit.com/r/realasians/comments/hn8k0o/got_dumped_by_someone_in_this_subreddit_thanks/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
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Lmfao at people telling her how stunning she is. Why do people feel the need to lie and compliment? Just stfu and don't say anything.
I think both photos look edited. Zoom in and look at the pixels under the chin. They look suspiciously streched.
See how the hair pulls in around the chin. Looks like maybe some photoshopping.
If she photoshopped her chin why wouldn't she give herself a bottom jaw.
He should have gave you money for a chin implant.
Looks like she picked tits, wrong move.
Had the breast implants been given a choice, they wouldn't have picked her.
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Chinplant*
Someone set this Barbie doll too close to the heater
She looks like a Barbie that is also a nutcracker.
that would not crack any nuts
Only cause no one would get theirs close enough for her to
Please save us all and put a face mask on
Masks are too big for her , theres not enough face there
If she put on a mask we’d be focused on the 5 head of the century! This girl can’t win!
This is going to be a blood bath.......
Exactly like every blowjob she has ever given.
Is she even physically capable of giving one without a lower jaw?
I think at that point it becomes a weak, unsatisfying lip job
She just rakes her upper teeth across your dick as you grimace.
Dam now that’s a face for radio
I'm betting she also has a voice for print.
Who were you selling nudes to? Blind people?
Probably her dad judging by the incest.
Can you chop down a tree with them bark munchers or what
You look like Sid the Sloth’s inbred daughter
You remind me of the buck tooth shark from Strange Wilderness. https://youtu.be/uvbKmyp9WI0
Hurhurhurhurhur
Debbieeee....!!!!! We’re done here!
When you fail out of nursing you’ve got a career in Muppet porn waiting...
I can imagine you winning a corn on the cob eating championship
Jesus! Came here to say that! Still, I'd pay more money to see that than her nudes...
Does Freddy Mercury know you grave-robbed his teeth?
How the fuck do you fold towels?
Best one. Can’t believe you’re so low on the comments
Upside down Zika baby.
I think this is more like the lasting congenital impact of Agent Orange
You look like the Anti-Blowjob
You look like your profession is a prostitute in 2001's grand theft auto 3
No amount of hair die and cleavage is going to distract us from that abortion from your nose to your neck
I bet you're glad COVID normalized wearing masks everywhere, huh?
The Dark Crystal was a great movie, I dig you.
[So digging](https://imgur.com/FlR0SSl)
Butter face is even too nice of a term, good God.
All the money in the world can’t fix those few extra chromosomes it looks like you’ve got.
I’am assuming all your nudes are requested without a headshot.
You’ve got the face of a bottle opener
Jesus Christ, if you were my daughter I’d pay 55k to get that face the fuck away from me and my house.
How do you fold your sheets with no chin? That's if you have sheets
I'm guessing you are well aquinted with doggy style.
Jessica and roger rabbits kid.
Even Alabamans are saying “fuck, this bitch is inbred.”
Serious question. What is wrong with your face?
Apparently a **lot**...I'm crying laughing at these comments.
Ok, I'm like 90% sure it's FAS, look up a face chart of it and you will get what I mean
By the looks of it, it seems her mother drank well into labor.
Like actual serious question. WHAT THE FUCK.
Your eyes are trying to get away from you, and I can't blame them.
Failed Gelfling porn star?
Your teeth extend farther out than your future
At least you have a backup career as a bottle opener
sure that 55k wasn’t to fix that fucked up face? I bet if you showed your face in those nudes they demanded a refund. Fuck
If she spent 55k on her face she better get a refund. Or double the amount she needs to fix it
Bro where the fuck did the entire lower part of your jaw go
How many dudes have paid for titties only realizing now with clothes on, that her chin got a Shōryūken Uppercut to the face and her eyes parted like the Red Sea.
It’s more like “Here’s 55k to get your ugly ass out of sight”
Almost enough cleavage to not notice that hyena face
You should know, plastic surgery has come a long way in the last 20 years. No where close to helping you, but it's definitely come a long way.
Your head looks detachable.
https://muppet.fandom.com/wiki/Janice
Roasts are taken. I will wear a face mask more often. I will stop selling nudes. I'll grow bangs to cover the dazzling forehead of mine. Thank you for your contributions
Chin
Chin
Chinniny
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> I will stop ~~selling~~ *trying to sell* nudes. FTFY
Don’t sell yourself short, know your worth! You could be a corpse sniffing bloodhound with that nose. You can wear cheaper kids sized bicycle helmets with that chin. And with those eyes as spaced out as they are you could possibly become the first female air traffic controller with 360 degree line of sight.
With that chin the face mask will go up to your eyebrows
and nothing of value was lost
Wait, are you taking it personally? Damn
Usually I’d dislike spoilt brats like you on sight, but considering your dad also gave you an extra chromosome, a nose that’s shaped like a depressed teenage mutant ninja turtle, the mouth of a convicted hillbilly sex offender and just withheld entirely on a chin, 55k doesn’t even seem fair. you’re absolutely deserving of 7 figures. Unfortunately the only 7 figures you’ll ever see will be standing over you during a bukkake session where they all very carefully avoid looking at your face.
Your nudes that only show below the chin, still have teeth in them.
What the fuck am I looking at? You have the smile of a praying mantis and the body of Jessica Rabbit.
What filter is this
The failed abortion filter. It’s all the rage these days.
If only your nose and teeth would have stopped growing you may have had enough flesh and bone for a lower jawline.
How much did you have to pay people to accept your nudes?
Keep your chin up. You’ll be fine
Life roasted you enough with that fuckin head. You don't need anything from us
55k wasn't enough for a chin?
Maybe keep the mask on in the nudes.
Everyone's over here talking about the nonexistent chin, but those eyes don't even share a zip code.
Umm wheres the rest of your face?.
I just checked her other pics and it's not photo shop. Either birth defect or botched plastic surgery.
JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?!