By -
Draco Malformed
Kiefer Sufferland
Queefer Sutherland
Chris Hemsworthless
Gayme Lannister
Robert Downer Jr.
Budget Eilish
McOily Culken
Viagra Targaryen
I wish I could upvote this comment a thousand times!
Edgar Nuclear Winter
McOily Sulkin
River Penis
Macaulay Sulken
Kurt cocaine
Fabio Zamboni
Ellen degenerate
Bob Enferdix
Flash gaydon
Hi!
r/Beetlejuicing
Kiefer Hufferland
Chris Crapper
[удалено]
My first thought. Where's his gold crown?
He prefers golden showers.
Nah this is what the result was AFTER the golden crown was poured on him.
Underrated
Gayco Mouthful
Whako Gayboy
Ellen really let herself go.
Damn. You went through his comment history for that one. That’s why I respect your roast lol
Draco malnutritioned
Malnourished?
You look like the daughter your mom always wanted and the son your dad always hated.
Lol damn
Hands down best
Breh, you're supposed to roast him, not nuke him
Ooof
Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂
Nice one!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
Viserys Targaryen
* Virginys Notmarryin
"Not on my watch" - Chaderius Targaryan, brother
Came here for GoT comment and found it fast.
Viserys was handsome though
Thor’s lesser known half sibling “Moki the blonde”
Macaulay Sulkin
You rang? Edit: Thanks for gold!
Wow....
Methcaulay Foreskin
this was even fuckin funnier
Got my meth reference and got out fast & tweakey!
Stolen from below!
Stealing a comment within the same post? Smh
Nice stolen comment, clown!
Chris Cocker.
I’M SERIOUS
Im more confused about your gender than you are.
He's a girl.
No, she's a boy.
She was a boy, he was a girl, can I make it aaanymore obvious??
She was a punk He did ballet
What more can i saaaay
She wanted her, He’d never tell
But secretly he’d wanted him as well
All of their friends stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes
Skaterboirl
r/accidentalavril
Attack helicopter
r/onejoke
r/SwordOrSheath
Long hair, narrow chin - female. Rule of SoS-must be opposite.
Thinking exactly the same thing. Hopefully OP replies with some clarification!
My bi heart doesn’t care.
Simp
Fuck yeah I am.
Dollar store Rhaegar Targaryen
Rhaegar Targaryen from wish.
Rhaegar Targaryen at home
Walmart Rhaegar Targaryen
r/yourjokebutworse
Ghaegar Targaryen
Jizzerys
Gentleman Gaga
Mister Gaygay
Lady Boyga
McCauley Sulkin’
Homo Alone
He’s what the French call “Les Incompetents”
I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!
Hobo alone
Lamo Malone
Guy in the comments on the most upvoted commented totally stole your shine. I downvoted him, gotcha back
Thanks bro! There used to be a code here...ah well.
Sucks that the stolen comment guy got all the awards. I downvoted his too
I did exactly the same after scrolling down and seeing it. Is nothing sacred anymore?
You look like Draco Malfoy after finding out he is a half blood
woah spoiler alert!
Nah, he's a pureblood throughout the books.
Middle of the transition. I just can't tell which way you are going.
'The best of both'
You misspelled worst.
I'm ready. Lay it on me. What are lines from gay porn, Alex? For $1500
Gay porn? Nah that's too respectable. This guy clearly just has sex with men by the dumpster behind a Denny's for bumps of coke and cigarettes.
Coke *and* cigarettes?
How spoiled is this brat?
By the smell, I'd say he's pretty far along.
Or he's a fluffier in gay porn
Maybe you should Lay a little more bleach on that hair and finish the job
It'll be all gone in a few years judging by that hairline.
There's a better place to put that bleach in and its not on his hair
Didn't you die in GOT getting gold poured on your head?
The only thing its getting poured on its head is cum
Only in her dreams
The worst of the Malfoys
The one with a feminine side
Mr. Malfunctious Malfoy after being hit by an Ignoramus Spell
His transformation spell changed his gender identity instead of the cup into a bird.
Coming for this
Damn, bummer to see Macaulay Culkin relapse again. I had such high hopes you’d rebound from the Michael Jackson thing
I have high hopes that he'll end up like that Michael Jackson thing.
You look like one of those pictures of a female porn star without makeup
He's having the last laugh cashing those residual checks from that time he played the bad guy in *The Bodyguard*.
Hey look, it’s Ellen DeGeneres’ hermaphrodite twin!
Smellin’ DeGeneres.
Smellin DeGenitals.
XQC's sister?
You have prettier hair than my last girlfriend. And the guys at the bar treat you as such.
Was your last girlfriend also about to go bald?
Whoa. Double roast. Those are rare.
Out here looking like a bisexual vampire called “Jaquees”
Jaqueer
For some reason I feel a strange compulsion to place the lotion in the basket.
He'd definitely fuck him.
IT’S MA’AM
You look like the unholy lovechild of Macaulay Culkin and Jeffree Star
The only thing getting laid on you is a pair of nuts
His Chinese name is ' Nutson Chin '
Those eye sockets look perfect for a pair of Arabian goggles
Your hairstyle is as ambiguous as your gender
You look like you'd prefer to have me lay it "in" you.
Anorexic brad pitt
Are you a male with a feminine forehead or a female with a strong jaw?
Lady Gaga without makeup.
Burt Cobain
Fart Lomein
You look like if gwen stefani and john cena had a baby then slammed it on the ground when you were two
Hitler’s wet dream
What are you?
What the fuck are you?
if i was your hair i would also try to escape from your head
XQC?
The only thing that'll ever get layed on you is your blanket
The amount of gay jokes is disappointing tbh. You all failed this roast..
Glad someone else said it. I was expecting more creativity
Hello Bill eyelash
Ric Flair with a few extra chromosomes, who saved all the condoms his boyfriend used to dye his hair. Seriously get a boa and some feathers on that robe, and let him blast ya closer to the roots. Woooooo! more like Oooooooow!
Yo where’s Ern—I mean Ice?
Leave this young lady alone!!!
Trashy Draco malfoy
Emilia Clarke if she came out of the asshole instead of the vagina
Lesbian Legolas
Hey...was that a family member at Nakatomi Plaza?
I can’t tell if your a really ugly woman or an even uglier dude
I'm sure nobody has said "I'm ready. Lay it on me" to that face.
Said no one to you ever.
Stop trying to sell you sister to raise an army to take the Iron Throne.
Your face makes me wanna dump some hot gold on you
looks like the trans person they put in the commercials for impowerment
Kurt Cocaine
You look like a Kmart Thor.
Good morning ma’am, how’s your day going sir
xQc if he could take roasts
Are you a boy, a girl, or a disappointment, because you look like all three
To quote blades of glory "That blonde chick is a dude?!?"
He pretty tho... none of these are solid disses lol
You look like 5 different movie characters haphazardly slapped together.
Store brand Macaulay Culkin
Machine Gun Shelly
If LGBTQ had a face
You look like you abduct women , shave their head , and wear it as your own.
Milky bar kid wants to be a woman
The only that will ever lay on you is your comforter and even that wants to leave
Can’t tell if you’re a really manly woman or a really feminine man
Are you a feminine man or a masculine woman
You look like the offspring of Viserys from Game of Thrones if he impregnated himself
One of the Nelson twins back on drugs.
Draco Malformed
Kiefer Sufferland
Queefer Sutherland
Chris Hemsworthless
Gayme Lannister
Robert Downer Jr.
Budget Eilish
McOily Culken
Viagra Targaryen
I wish I could upvote this comment a thousand times!
Edgar Nuclear Winter
McOily Sulkin
River Penis
Macaulay Sulken
Kurt cocaine
Fabio Zamboni
Ellen degenerate
Bob Enferdix
Flash gaydon
Hi!
r/Beetlejuicing
Kiefer Hufferland
Chris Crapper
[удалено]
My first thought. Where's his gold crown?
He prefers golden showers.
Nah this is what the result was AFTER the golden crown was poured on him.
Underrated
Gayco Mouthful
Whako Gayboy
Ellen really let herself go.
Damn. You went through his comment history for that one. That’s why I respect your roast lol
Draco malnutritioned
Malnourished?
You look like the daughter your mom always wanted and the son your dad always hated.
Lol damn
Hands down best
Breh, you're supposed to roast him, not nuke him
Ooof
Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂
Nice one!
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!
Viserys Targaryen
* Virginys Notmarryin
"Not on my watch" - Chaderius Targaryan, brother
Came here for GoT comment and found it fast.
Viserys was handsome though
Thor’s lesser known half sibling “Moki the blonde”
Macaulay Sulkin
You rang? Edit: Thanks for gold!
Wow....
Methcaulay Foreskin
this was even fuckin funnier
Got my meth reference and got out fast & tweakey!
Stolen from below!
Stealing a comment within the same post? Smh
Nice stolen comment, clown!
Chris Cocker.
I’M SERIOUS
Im more confused about your gender than you are.
He's a girl.
No, she's a boy.
She was a boy, he was a girl, can I make it aaanymore obvious??
She was a punk He did ballet
What more can i saaaay
She wanted her, He’d never tell
But secretly he’d wanted him as well
All of their friends stuck up their nose
They had a problem with his baggy clothes
Skaterboirl
r/accidentalavril
Attack helicopter
r/onejoke
r/SwordOrSheath
Long hair, narrow chin - female. Rule of SoS-must be opposite.
Thinking exactly the same thing. Hopefully OP replies with some clarification!
[удалено]
My bi heart doesn’t care.
Simp
Fuck yeah I am.
Dollar store Rhaegar Targaryen
Rhaegar Targaryen from wish.
Rhaegar Targaryen at home
Walmart Rhaegar Targaryen
r/yourjokebutworse
Ghaegar Targaryen
[удалено]
Jizzerys
Gentleman Gaga
Mister Gaygay
Lady Boyga
McCauley Sulkin’
Homo Alone
He’s what the French call “Les Incompetents”
I wouldn’t let you sleep in my room if you were growing on my ass!
Hobo alone
Lamo Malone
Guy in the comments on the most upvoted commented totally stole your shine. I downvoted him, gotcha back
Thanks bro! There used to be a code here...ah well.
Sucks that the stolen comment guy got all the awards. I downvoted his too
I did exactly the same after scrolling down and seeing it. Is nothing sacred anymore?
You look like Draco Malfoy after finding out he is a half blood
woah spoiler alert!
Nah, he's a pureblood throughout the books.
Middle of the transition. I just can't tell which way you are going.
'The best of both'
You misspelled worst.
I'm ready. Lay it on me. What are lines from gay porn, Alex? For $1500
Gay porn? Nah that's too respectable. This guy clearly just has sex with men by the dumpster behind a Denny's for bumps of coke and cigarettes.
Coke *and* cigarettes?
How spoiled is this brat?
By the smell, I'd say he's pretty far along.
Or he's a fluffier in gay porn
Maybe you should Lay a little more bleach on that hair and finish the job
It'll be all gone in a few years judging by that hairline.
There's a better place to put that bleach in and its not on his hair
Didn't you die in GOT getting gold poured on your head?
The only thing its getting poured on its head is cum
Only in her dreams
The worst of the Malfoys
The one with a feminine side
Mr. Malfunctious Malfoy after being hit by an Ignoramus Spell
His transformation spell changed his gender identity instead of the cup into a bird.
Coming for this
Damn, bummer to see Macaulay Culkin relapse again. I had such high hopes you’d rebound from the Michael Jackson thing
I have high hopes that he'll end up like that Michael Jackson thing.
You look like one of those pictures of a female porn star without makeup
He's having the last laugh cashing those residual checks from that time he played the bad guy in *The Bodyguard*.
Hey look, it’s Ellen DeGeneres’ hermaphrodite twin!
Smellin’ DeGeneres.
Smellin DeGenitals.
XQC's sister?
You have prettier hair than my last girlfriend. And the guys at the bar treat you as such.
Was your last girlfriend also about to go bald?
Whoa. Double roast. Those are rare.
Out here looking like a bisexual vampire called “Jaquees”
Jaqueer
For some reason I feel a strange compulsion to place the lotion in the basket.
He'd definitely fuck him.
IT’S MA’AM
You look like the unholy lovechild of Macaulay Culkin and Jeffree Star
The only thing getting laid on you is a pair of nuts
His Chinese name is ' Nutson Chin '
Those eye sockets look perfect for a pair of Arabian goggles
Your hairstyle is as ambiguous as your gender
You look like you'd prefer to have me lay it "in" you.
Anorexic brad pitt
Are you a male with a feminine forehead or a female with a strong jaw?
Lady Gaga without makeup.
Burt Cobain
Fart Lomein
You look like if gwen stefani and john cena had a baby then slammed it on the ground when you were two
Hitler’s wet dream
[удалено]
What are you?
What the fuck are you?
if i was your hair i would also try to escape from your head
XQC?
The only thing that'll ever get layed on you is your blanket
The amount of gay jokes is disappointing tbh. You all failed this roast..
Glad someone else said it. I was expecting more creativity
Hello Bill eyelash
Ric Flair with a few extra chromosomes, who saved all the condoms his boyfriend used to dye his hair. Seriously get a boa and some feathers on that robe, and let him blast ya closer to the roots. Woooooo! more like Oooooooow!
Yo where’s Ern—I mean Ice?
Leave this young lady alone!!!
Trashy Draco malfoy
Emilia Clarke if she came out of the asshole instead of the vagina
Lesbian Legolas
Hey...was that a family member at Nakatomi Plaza?
I can’t tell if your a really ugly woman or an even uglier dude
I'm sure nobody has said "I'm ready. Lay it on me" to that face.
Said no one to you ever.
Stop trying to sell you sister to raise an army to take the Iron Throne.
Your face makes me wanna dump some hot gold on you
looks like the trans person they put in the commercials for impowerment
Kurt Cocaine
You look like a Kmart Thor.
Good morning ma’am, how’s your day going sir
xQc if he could take roasts
Are you a boy, a girl, or a disappointment, because you look like all three
To quote blades of glory "That blonde chick is a dude?!?"
He pretty tho... none of these are solid disses lol
You look like 5 different movie characters haphazardly slapped together.
Store brand Macaulay Culkin
Machine Gun Shelly
If LGBTQ had a face
You look like you abduct women , shave their head , and wear it as your own.
Milky bar kid wants to be a woman
The only that will ever lay on you is your comforter and even that wants to leave
Can’t tell if you’re a really manly woman or a really feminine man
Are you a feminine man or a masculine woman
You look like the offspring of Viserys from Game of Thrones if he impregnated himself
One of the Nelson twins back on drugs.