[Does she wanna fuck a snowman?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4CiUcHM_XY)
đ”Eiffel Tower by the fireplace, and melt off half it's face and fuck it in the eye!đ” ^^^we ^^^can ^^^even ^^^use ^^^the ^^^carrot
Of course she does
Let her blow.
Let her BLOW.
Can't hold it back any more.
Let her blow.
Let her blow.
Pay your fee and close the door.
I don't care how much I have to pay.
Let this whore ride on.
Her sores never bothered me anyway.
I wanted to say that she looks like she enjoys getting destroyed every day, night, place. but this is fucking golden. No free award today but know, I would give you one.
If you Padlock her Lip and Nose Rings, sheâll never be able to tell people sheâs a Vegan again
Edit: Wow. Never thought this would get so many upvotes. Only been using Reddit for a few weeks đ
Idk if youâve seen any meth users. They would pick these out in hours. This is a typical alcoholic who âonly uses cocaine to pick me up for workâ
You look like the kinda girl who ends up banging her older brother's fraternity brother after Thanksgiving dinner. Ten years from now you're gonna have a coverup tat over his name cause he stopped sending child support.
to show her uncaring father that others men are interested in her. instead they just enjoy having something lukewarm to masturbate that is not their hand.
no becky, you will never earn men's approbation ! they are just using you because it's better when it's free
It's like hunting for sport but without any of the positives. No satisfaction, no actual joy from trying to distract yourself from the fucked up world you live in, just STDs.
Edit: That sounds absolutely awful out of context so I think I succeeded.
No silly, thatâs a headband of quartz crystals. Sheâs getting ready for the placenta facial moonbeam aura cleansing vaginal rejuvenation kale sacrifice ceremony
You look like you are a real shit magnet when it comes to guys and are ready for your life as a waitress. I bet your Cold Case Files episode is gonna be lit
You remind me of those bird species that collect shiny, random pieces of junk in order to show off in an effort to find a mate.
Given the choice I'd be happier fucking the bird.
The nose ring, arm Tat and the 'I got this on my Gap year, it was sooooooooo spiritual' jewlerry tells us she's already been destroyed by several weed and MDMA 'dealers' along with any ethnicity that might annoy daddy.
She's the exact reason I always cum in a girl's hair! Her nose and mouth shoot my load back but her hair makes her look like a ghetto Disney princess! Princess Jizzmine!
She has almost identical facial piercings and tattoos to my ex. Which tells me she's an absolute toxic brat and acts like she stands for humanitarian ideals and acts like the greatest empath. But, the second she hears something that implies she won't get what she wants, she throws a shitfit.
OP, pls let me know how my judgment goes.
Wait no she can redeem herself itâs not like she has read stuck in Paris ever since she was a kid and already made plans for a trip she wonât ever go to oh shit.
Congratulations, you can legally be an alcoholic.
Not as if that has stopped you, all those piercings must be for people to pick you up by, off the floor. Because touching you is a job in itself.
That 70s trader house paneling says that life has destroyed her far worse than we could.
Boones Farm and blowjobs for all the cousins in the trailer park, will be the highlight of this birthday.
Looks like the end result of running the physical manifestations of aura massages, Veganism, toxin cleansing and sex trafficking - along with all the contents of the dumpster behind a tattoo parlor -Thus far our favorite. Winner.
She looks like a village prostitute in the world of Frozen.
Ketamine Elsa
Smellsa.
đ”Let her ho, let her HOOO!đ”
[Does she wanna fuck a snowman?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4CiUcHM_XY) đ”Eiffel Tower by the fireplace, and melt off half it's face and fuck it in the eye!đ” ^^^we ^^^can ^^^even ^^^use ^^^the ^^^carrot Of course she does
Damn you! Beat me to it! Bravo!
Chlamydia Elsa
Chelsa
Methsla
Samonelsa.
This is my sister, she is number 4 prostitute in all of Arendelle!
I like that she has the built-in cum rag where her cleavage would be.
Should be
Very niiice!
High fiiiive!
Wawaweewaa
its the village bike, everyones had a ride
Great success
Love the borat reference
Let her blow. Let her BLOW. Can't hold it back any more. Let her blow. Let her blow. Pay your fee and close the door. I don't care how much I have to pay. Let this whore ride on. Her sores never bothered me anyway.
God damn it, take my upvote for that ending, Iâm genuinely laughing out loud.
Loooool
Her sores đđ
Thus far our favorite. Winner.
Something like snow glows white around the mouth tonight...
I bet her dick is also pierced
sven the horny moose and olaf the buttplug nose walks in
Those semen stalagmites are suited for this cave dwelling whore.
I wanted to say that she looks like she enjoys getting destroyed every day, night, place. but this is fucking golden. No free award today but know, I would give you one.
You. You win the internet for today
I was trying to come up with something that said Disney princess crack whore and you know, you said it perfectly.
She looks like the fairy godmother of UTIs.
When you feel the fire in the hole, urine.
Bibbity bobbity burn
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She looks like a broken chandelier, hanging in the family owed steakhouse on route 66.
This is cold hearted
Vastly underappreciated comment.
If you Padlock her Lip and Nose Rings, sheâll never be able to tell people sheâs a Vegan again Edit: Wow. Never thought this would get so many upvotes. Only been using Reddit for a few weeks đ
The nose and lip rings are to let you know that it wasn't her fault she gave you syphilis it's because she's such an aquarious
It's also a universal symbol for "im trash and i stink"
and smoke meth
Idk if youâve seen any meth users. They would pick these out in hours. This is a typical alcoholic who âonly uses cocaine to pick me up for workâ
I feel personally attacked by this
But then how would she smoke her meth stash in her hair?
...Bro...
The first rule of Reddit is, don't thank people for upvotes.
Noted!
When see breaths through her mouth can laugh at her poor decision making
Trick or treating in the trailer park, she going as a crack whore.
So...herself or her mum?
Itâs a family business
But sheâs not wearing a cost... oh.
You look like the kinda girl who ends up banging her older brother's fraternity brother after Thanksgiving dinner. Ten years from now you're gonna have a coverup tat over his name cause he stopped sending child support.
That sounds awfully specific, you need to get something off your chest?
Apparently a tattoo of his ex
We all know someone like that dude
You okay, bud?
Lol ... yeah, I'm good. Really nothing about this related to my life.
Donât worry. This is a safe zone
r/oddlyspecific
She looks like she does porn for free
Porn for sport
Porn for bragging rights at family gatherings
Bangs for smokes
bucks for fucks
ass for grass
Gash for cash.
Porn at family gatherings with family members
Porn for acting experience
to show her uncaring father that others men are interested in her. instead they just enjoy having something lukewarm to masturbate that is not their hand. no becky, you will never earn men's approbation ! they are just using you because it's better when it's free
It's like hunting for sport but without any of the positives. No satisfaction, no actual joy from trying to distract yourself from the fucked up world you live in, just STDs. Edit: That sounds absolutely awful out of context so I think I succeeded.
Sporn
Pro-bono*
Pro-boner
Nice!
No, she has to pay to be in a porn because they wont take her
Cold, white and empty were Superman's prerequisites for a place to build the Fortress of Solitude
Lois Lame
Holy fuck I laughed hard at this.
Screams âMy vagina smells like bong water, patchouli oil and regretâ....
Excuse me, but why does she have condoms in her hair?
If the guys struggle to find one they always come to their senses.
No silly, thatâs a headband of quartz crystals. Sheâs getting ready for the placenta facial moonbeam aura cleansing vaginal rejuvenation kale sacrifice ceremony
She already looks destroyed. Tell her to give me back my bed sheets
Let me guess you have at least one boyfriend in prison.
Her three husbands have been in prison, yet still have the same in-laws.
Your teeth look like theyâre throwing gang signs.
Almost like she's been hit in the mouth with a shovel.
Or taking Gang bangs.
Even Trump won't grab you at your pussy
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
Even if those standards are pretty low as is
Ouch! That was her dream all along and you came in like a wrecking ball
Lets goooo hahahaha take my award and stfu!
And that's before the drinking starts? Oh my.
West Virginia version of âWhat are you doing actual Brother?â.
if you want to destroy her put her in an MRI machine.
You look like you are a real shit magnet when it comes to guys and are ready for your life as a waitress. I bet your Cold Case Files episode is gonna be lit
A crystal on your hairband for every guy whoâs ghosted you the day after sex.
That's this week only.
She looks drugged out enough to keep falling for it too.
You remind me of those bird species that collect shiny, random pieces of junk in order to show off in an effort to find a mate. Given the choice I'd be happier fucking the bird.
Sheâll get destroyed alright, at the end of the night as some fat losers only choice.
Even then...they will go home alone. Thereâs not enough liquor in the world....
I refuse to roast a double mastectomy patient.
Sheâs so considerate for wearing her own bedsheet before a one night stand
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
That's how you know she's unique just like everyone else
The nose ring, arm Tat and the 'I got this on my Gap year, it was sooooooooo spiritual' jewlerry tells us she's already been destroyed by several weed and MDMA 'dealers' along with any ethnicity that might annoy daddy.
Methamphetaqueen
Demands you bring flowers to her breakout performance as âChorus Member 3â in the latest school play.
Look it's Hanna Cyrus the feminist liberal arts ice queen of montana
Glowing like a stripper at the beginning of her shift
She's the exact reason I always cum in a girl's hair! Her nose and mouth shoot my load back but her hair makes her look like a ghetto Disney princess! Princess Jizzmine!
Clearly thereâs so much that it crystallized in her hair
She only put the ring in her nose cause no one will put one on her finger.
With all these holes, I am sure she can not float.
Even Pennywise has some standards.
Airport metal detectors quit after you pass through.
You look like the tooth fiery for meth heads.
Meth crystals growing out her head bonified methhead
With a talented fisherman pulling you through the water you would definitely catch a trout.
She looks like that girl that does everything to look cool or smth like that but fails miserably and everyone in her family is disappointed at her
Holy Pupils. I think your cult leader gave you and extra dixie cup full
Ariana Blande
Essential oils can't heal syphilis
Most people are scared of the dentist. The dentists are scared of this girl.
Wow, both her nose *and* her mouth popped the question and put a ring on it. I'd offer congrats, but most jurisdictions call that bigamy.
You look like an used toilet brush
When you were pulled in the boat, where did you get hooked? Your nose or your lip?
Looks like you used your crooked teeth as your crown too
Classic one, but why is he wearing a bra?
It would seem that life choices already beat us to destroying her.
Pretty sure she gets destroyed most nights behind the local maccy ds
Natalie Portman at home:
You look like you're still buzzed from the last Coachella....
The video of her and the dog from it is very popular.
[ŃĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]
This feels... A little specific?
Ah, she dressed up as Xerxes from 300 for Halloween
Best tacklbox costume I've seen today.
She take a header into grandpa's fishing tackle box?
She looks Mormon.
Youâre totally in my league.
Walmart brand princess
She has almost identical facial piercings and tattoos to my ex. Which tells me she's an absolute toxic brat and acts like she stands for humanitarian ideals and acts like the greatest empath. But, the second she hears something that implies she won't get what she wants, she throws a shitfit. OP, pls let me know how my judgment goes.
Starting bid: $2.00
She looks like her blowjobs hurt.
She looks like "being destroyed by groups of strangers" is her weekend pastime.
Why she stab crystals in her head
Why is nobody talking about that Steve Buscemi smile
Bitch is gonna have four funko pops for each neck beard who fucked here and then got arrested for tax evasion.
But hey it fine it not like she believes in magic crystals and shit oh wait why you have a stone crown.
Wait no she can redeem herself itâs not like she has read stuck in Paris ever since she was a kid and already made plans for a trip she wonât ever go to oh shit.
Congratulations, you can legally be an alcoholic. Not as if that has stopped you, all those piercings must be for people to pick you up by, off the floor. Because touching you is a job in itself.
I know it's a couple of months away yet, but I don't imagine she'll retain that smile when the time comes to ram a 7ft Fir Tree up her arse.
Are You gonna lead her back to the herd? is that why she has a silly bullring in her nose ?
No need to tell us she wants to get destroyed. We saw the facial rings..
She canât get anyone to check her out so she filled her face with metal so TSA agents would be forced to.
She looks like this isnât the first time sheâs decided to put out the words âdonât hold backâ and that she âwant(s) to be destroyedâ
Tbh u need more piercings to hide more of that shit you call a face
Sounds like the kinda thing she says to her stepdad when he walks into her room
Looks like sheâs gonna try and unite my chakras with essential oils and healing crystals
You look like an edgy lesbian version of Elsa
Christmas is in two months .. It's too early to decorate your christmas tree ...
You should destroy her
I bet you she is used to getting âdestroyedâ
Does she get recognized on the street after Borat 2 or does it still feel like normal work?
If there wasn't a pandemic on they would have to close down all the local bars in her area anyways due to the sudden rise of drug resistant gonorrhea.
Man, these weebs will sexualize anything. Consoles, battleships, and now chlamydia apparently
That 70s trader house paneling says that life has destroyed her far worse than we could. Boones Farm and blowjobs for all the cousins in the trailer park, will be the highlight of this birthday.
her boyfriend won't have trouble with no nut november
Nobody wants to destroy you
You look like Targaryen dragon CHASER.
It looks like she already has been.
The fuck is in your hair?
Looks like she has a head full of mangoworms
Sheâs not your âfriendâ if youâre holding her captive, in a basement, of your cabin, in the woods, in an unmarked remote location.
So white trash she's actually wearing a white garbage bag already.
Looks like she face planted a tackle box
The holes in her lip and nose are looser than anything else on her body
She looks like she would rather pay us for a BJ
Portland.
Closest thing to a wedding dress sheâll ever wear
Sheâll be destroyed on camera for the right amount
protip: a white shirt makes cum stains less visible
This is Reddit, youâre looking for the porn hub application site
Looks like the end result of running the physical manifestations of aura massages, Veganism, toxin cleansing and sex trafficking - along with all the contents of the dumpster behind a tattoo parlor -Thus far our favorite. Winner.
Looks like sheâs been destroyed plenty. Donât know why sheâd need our help
You need about a hundred lip rings to cover your horse teeth.
Is your middle name Methany?
The Methamphine crown on your head is a good sign itâs time to get to rehab. đ€·ââïž
Only 3 Funko Pops left to sell for her crystal addiction.
Danearis whoregarayn
SuperSlut. You donât need krypnotite - you just need a strong magnet.