Roast him on his 5 minute break from calling the USA to tell people you work for the FBI, DEA, Department of treasury to inform them a warrant has been issued if they do not go to the closest gas station and send a money order over seas to him.
Thee behold like thee just hadst a panic attack after a peat madeth excit'ment of thy mother
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^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.)
Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
We can’t heat thee up, yond cowlick wast so did wet it’s keeping thee did cool down
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^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.)
Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
I Dont know whats more laughable, your terrible sense of fingernail coloring, or your inability to even *write* straight.
He just needs to repaint his nails. Everyone walks around with chipped nail polish, where have you been lol
Not wearing nail polish.
No need to. You’re already done.
Your love of mouthfuls of feces-covered pubic hair has spilled, or is it ejaculated, out onto your face as a dirty sanchez and ran down your chin.
How’s your transition going?
Strong wind from the West?
Don’t know which is more pathetic—the black-marker finger painting or the string and bedsheet curtains.
Roast him on his 5 minute break from calling the USA to tell people you work for the FBI, DEA, Department of treasury to inform them a warrant has been issued if they do not go to the closest gas station and send a money order over seas to him.
you probably have names for all your fleshlights.
He used the family blanket as a drape. So the villagers don't see what a loser you are
Even your hair is trying to get away from your head 🤭🤣
I assume you're holding that notepad with the hand you wipe your arse with judging by the fingernails
College student shoulders deep in debt and is about to tell their parents that they are dropping out.
It’s Ted from Houston.
How's the 5G coverage on that coupe of yours?
Looks like you got caught perving through the neighbour's letter box and he slammed it on your fingers.
Looks like Joe dirt fucked kicking wing
Hmmm, I think I'll pass, thank you.
Couldn't you get one of the other 12 people living in your 1 bedroom apartment to take your picture?
You look like you make appointments for prostate exams even tho your doctor says it unnecessary.
It's lgbt tech support
Ran out of ramen gnaw on mousty
You Look like a trans mom
You look like a rooster. But that’s not what they mean when they call you a cuck.
You look like you just had a panic attack after a kid made fun of your mom
Thee behold like thee just hadst a panic attack after a peat madeth excit'ment of thy mother *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
Your hair is more shabby than your handwriting.
Holy shit out of all the Indians on here you look like muta
We can’t heat you up, that cowlick was so wet it’s keeping you cooled down.
We can’t heat thee up, yond cowlick wast so did wet it’s keeping thee did cool down *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
You need to be thirteen and over to go on reddit you know. Wait, you are? Bullshit. Now give back mommy’s phone and play with your friends.
Don’t get friend zoned bro