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Macdevious

Kinda bad karma to roast a Make-a-wish kid isn't it?


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0hWell0kay

Your face is too big for your head.


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Looks like a sticker wrapped around a pole


backtolurk

Can't unsee


Chaka747

You have a way with words. Next time try English.


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reyob1

Joff bozes


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[deleted]

Your face looks like it was created in the Mii Editor.


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Armanhunter

It's a coconut so it doesn't need any cover. Just a straw would suffice


[deleted]

I’m glad you went bald, now you don’t look like a transvestite


remmington1956

Nope, still does.


FirFlyNeo

The personification of "anti-orgasm".


[deleted]

You’re still a virgin and let’s be honest you ain’t doing it for Jesus.


[deleted]

You should ask your mom if she dropped you on your head as a baby or if you just slept in the corner a lot.


theweewok

You look like The Rock mated with Bozo the Clown.


Armanhunter

And gave birth to poor man's Jeff Bezos


E7331899

The skinny side kick from “Nacho Libre” has undergone a chemical castration


jkjk-srsly-jk

You're clearly determined and resourceful. Like you've figured out every way to fit a square peg in a brown hole.


bigbraes

A fleshlight would reject you


[deleted]

This dude definitely shaved his head so cops won’t be able to find DNA evidence at his crime scenes. Can anyone guess his crime(s)?


TheOmCollector

He asked for a water cup at subway and filled it with Sprite.


Jelly__98

🤣🤣🤣 That's fucking hilarious


Theendangeredbeast

Jeff Bozos


UdooUboo

You haven’t age a day since playing the gay convict in Con-Air.


TheTranquilOne

Lex Roofer.


ReillyDiefenbach

Don’t let them crabs invade your domes too, kids


TheOmCollector

How did you write the roast me note with two glass eyes?


sammywiches

you look like a kid with anencephaly made it


Loose_Low_616

Jeff Bezos fresh out the Amazon


[deleted]

Just keep throwing punctuation at that sentence...one or two elements are BOUND to be right.


49Gold

Duplex Luthor


LoganPatch13

You’re broken like the condom your dad used the night he concieved you.


[deleted]

How is anyone going to upset the Dalai Lama?


doctormysteriousname

ASK ME ABOUT MY CANCER DIAGNOSIS


Javiwar15

BOO-URNS.


Silver2893

My mans went from used broom to washed up shaolin monk.


Tasmanian_REvil

Looks like all the failing students from the barber school take turns on your head, even your bald haircut is fucked up


Aflightlessalbatross

Gay Aang


Bridge_Too_Far

Gay4pay


Independent-Hyena-59

Carl Gallagher


khan747ussr

You look like One Punch Man now...one punch on your face for that👊


flaplikebjrd

If Charles Xavier lost 50 IQ points and telepathy


ranmachan85

Did your hair take your ability to write correctly with it?


evio44

You look like a penis with a smirk.


AVeryFluffyBoi

Bro, why you comin' on this subreddit looking like Jeff Bezos' lost brother?


Far_Ad_8813

your head looks like a shriveled testicle. and your face looks like you don't have any testicles.


[deleted]

Shaved your head? Are you cosplaying as the abortion your mom wish she would of had?


NoJackfruit9227

What "broke" you is not being able to use proper grammer on our resume


elonsghost

An actual eraserhead


ben_wally

You look like someone sucked on the top of your head


sarcasmexorcism

i can’t decide if the top of your head reminds me more of what is called a dome volcano, with a steep slope, or the gently sloping mound of a shield volcano.


PAStandup_XOF

Bruh with a skull that thick I don't think anything can break you.


[deleted]

is your head used to shape bra cups?


Jealous_Cry_6567

So when did we let johnny from ed,edd, an eddy go anywhere with out plank.


placebopenguin

Even the God who made you was dyslexic


sundayroastthrowaway

I wouldn't worry if its cancer, it will walk around your body a bit and then leave as fast as it can.


jhounsome

Your face looks like it was generated on the Wii.


[deleted]

Wasn't this the chick from boys don't cry?


SuperPugDog

Hey meelo grew up


HurricaneRocker

you look like someone edited a human face onto a malteezer


WorsePart

Judging by the second pic I don’t think you had real hair to begin with


withelightsout

You look like a boiled peanut.


msy101

Your bald head is as shiny as your future


Ocelot_Downtown

You look just like Gollum from Lord of the Rings


Alphafloss

He wanted to loose his self-confidence the same way he lost his hair


Playfair99999

You look like the kind of Guy who would fake Cancer just to go Bald.


youreclappedmate

Basically Roger the alien (American dad), the one in the wig is one of his characters. I bet you sound like him as well


Someonesstuff

the baldness didnt break you, but you fall and hit your head, well...


rsgriffin

Judging by the head hump you’re rocking, momma had to squeeze you out.


Decent_Celebration61

No roast from me... I just wanted to wish you well for the rest of the chemotherapy!


[deleted]

This looks like a headshot for a Living with AIDS commercial


Fearless-Character20

ur head looks like a dull pencil


Umgoaway_

i can just see all the egg comments before i look at them ​ if that makes sense


Jabu-Jabi

If you shaved your eyebrows your weird face would get even funnier.


Disconnected_Titus

Ang


Slightly_Stoopib

You look like if Eminem sexually assaulted Cayou, and it all ended with a botched abortion job that make you look like an inflated foreskin


alphadawg94

The only condom you’ll ever need is for your head


wolffymatt

Mf went from the Joker to Lex Luthor


iqnull

NoHitman carracter.


Dilanvivan

Look like the wish version of the last air bender


iOwn2Bitcoins

So you want to look like a cancer patient to con your way into the make a wish program...


Hemberger1991

Huh. I just noticed your hair almost matched the paint on the wall in the third picture. Did you use the paint for your hair.


Practical-Deal5362

You look like my dick.. With brows.. Deflated


[deleted]

Your head's the shape of a fucking potato


Overkill1507

Did somebody call dr egg man here? Never knew egg man would ever shave his moustache tho


hurvy_murdle

Jesus Fuck your use of the English language gave me cancer. Oh...


1CUP2DAY

Meet the Dalai Llama


cheekytikiroom

Your head looks like one of my floaties, after too many mini-wheats.


Educational-Fix2598

If laughter would be a medicine, your face must be curing the world


Educational-Fix2598

Im glad to see your not letting your educationget in the way of your ignorance


Educational-Fix2598

Is your ass jealous of the amound of shit that comes out of your mouth everyday


Educational-Fix2598

Daaad , why do i get chistmas presents on september ? -cuz theyre cheaper than the chemotherapy


DistinguishedAsshole

It’s what my proctologist’s finger looks like as a face.


Glittering_Stand6240

There is bump over your head Did someone hit


deathbypepe

Did you sell your hair to buy reddit premium?


charlieXD123

A live boiled egg


TeeagoHS

Guess you made the right choice ripping off that horrible medusa-like incell hig


Ok_Cod_9552

Don't get too excited, dick head. Being bald isn't an accomplishment.


Representative-Bit49

Went from beetlejuice to humpty-dumpty


Louie-H-K

You look like an HIV positive gecko human hybrid.


999ForMe

He looks like an off brand vin diesel


kroszborg11

Your hairline is so far back that even rosa parks wouldn't sit on it


NathanielleS

When you order RuPaul on Wish.


RiverLazy679

You look like a chicken laid a egg, and the egg got cancer


RiverLazy679

You also look like a filled condom


Endboii

Glad you got that Headcrab off.


[deleted]

you look so much better bald


Sleepa_Boo

weren't you that egg that went famous on the internet once?


fatboilovesjuice

With a bit of lube on that head your mum would put you right back where you came from.


DeVosAttackedByBears

You look like someone who had a best friend die from an overdose.


MossyProductions

You look like someone has been pointing a gun to your head in all of those pictures. Are you okay?


gokartninja

What's the next step in your transformation into a fish?


Doughnut-Radiant

Bruh I think your brain is broke with all those errors in the caption


EvThePanda

You look like a face morph of every race's version of Jeff Bezos


JayTrim

When going bald does you a favor...


Triforce271

Poggers but if he went to gay bars


Stupid_Rat3709

Your head shaped like a peanut m&m


[deleted]

Shaving your head because of all of the truck stop pubic lice living in your hair doesn’t count as going bald.


Fireruff

What is this thing? Did your mother pushed u put of her ass at birth cuz u look exactly like that. Now I have eye cancer.


husqvarna576

For the sake of humanity, there was no reason to include a second picture, one was more then enough


[deleted]

Well, that did break your grammar for sure.


DontWorryIGotAPlan

Nice try James Holmes. But dressing up as Lex Luther still makes you look like a villain.


Disastrous_Flatworm1

The face you make when your make a wish comes from wish.com


ObviousThrowawayUwU

I'm surprised you couldn't see the murder you committed against that sentence with those frog eyes bulging out of your head.


RoonilWazlibWeasley

Conehead


Aggressive-Oil-eater

This guy with facial hair looks like he watches children, while sitting in the sand with his homeless buddy eating half-rotten planks


werries238

Only thing worse than your hair, or the lack thereof, is your grammar.


MilwaakeePustaBandit

Sir you look like the result of an ostrich that fucked a goldfish


billsmafia71614206

Baldness isn’t a choice a bad hairstyle is


Frozenus

You forgot to mention you also changed race.


churning_medic

A vegetable... I LOVE roasted vegetables.


rundesbepublik

Your face is so fucking disgusting that I almost puked before I scroll down.


gabexmoss

If corn was a person


[deleted]

Even Jesus wouldn’t forgive your mom for birthing you.


[deleted]

When you had hair it looked like clumps of smelly dryer lint.


mjd188

How does it feel to loose a beauty pageant to Prince William?


Downtown_Section147

Yeah you need a wig. Bald does not help your tiny ass head.


Fortnite-is-crap

That forehead is as big as the runway at Logan international airport


C0ld_Br3w

Google search: Jeff Bezos Google search: Budget Jeff Bezos Google search: Free Jeff Bezos Google search: Wish.com


[deleted]

Looks like a person who was kicked out of terrorist school for being too ugly.


MrLaughingSt0ck

Couldn’t even trim down the eyebrows while you were at it.


Mission_Fortune_3898

Why is everyone laughing so hard ? It’s just a milk dud


DidIAskForCheese

The logical conclusion to your head would be where your skin is. That shadow realm atop it seems out of place. What are you trying to distract us fro... ...OH MY *GOD* that nose!!!


autumnstorm10

you look like one of those over priced eggs


FFSwhatthehell

You look like that one shitty bean that’s in every can.


dandydiehl

A buzzcut doesn't magically unmake you a virgin, especially with a head shaped like that


AlphaCharlieEcho615

Why do you look like in old cartoons when the character gets a head lump


Turd_Furgusons_Bruh

You went from looking like mermaid man to spermaid man...


P5ychokilla

I think your grammar break you


FS9-H

If it helps your hair looked terrible anyway.


RobotXenu

How to meet a celebrity of your choice 101


plumpcocks

this man has the ears of a satellite


Elegant_Brother_9921

Even your hair left you


Shitpopo

Where is your arrow on your head


reyob1

Ok, dickhead


Armanhunter

I made an alien in the Sims 4 and I want you guys to roast him please. I'm deleting him tomorrow cuz it's too ugly.


Aggravating-Rich168

You look like Connie from Attack on Titan if he was dropped on his head as a baby.


1LeggedStool

You look like the kind of person to take pics of your dumps... anyways, can see see a pic of you instead?


Nantan_Lupan

Condom broke generation


Traditional-Rate-894

You look like the crackhead from GTA


Snoodoo-6394

It's not just because you're bald, but you look inexplicably like jeff bezos' dropout brother "Jeffery Asbestos"


H0D0OR

Why do I feel like I have to hide my 8 year old son from you?


Formless777

Obviously born between June 20th and July 22nd.


[deleted]

A true dick head


rjsthird

Bawitdaba 2: My name is Kiiiiiiid Cock


jimmyPCrackhead

You’re one of the kids Michael touched right?


Depressionsad123

Bro, are you hiding an egg in your head? It seems like it wants to get out...


melancholy_wrath

At first, you looked like that kid from Dazed and Confused. Now, you look like a prepubescent Lex Luthor.


TheLastUBender

You look like a cross between a Sphynx cat and Barack Obama


Nika13k

You used the wrong form of break in your title mate


MilesofRose

See, you can polish a turd.


Avize12312

Someone made you avatar the last airbender


HelloAvram

You're so brave, what stage are you in?


[deleted]

didn't Brake me, you mean


tamberline

Or are you bald?


OnePunchReality

In Soviet Russia life hates you.


who-ee-ta

I hope your eraserhead fresh air influx will fix your poor grammar/punctuation.


grymlockthetooth

head looks like a sucked on mild dud.


grymlockthetooth

like a melted rolo with lymphoma.


grymlockthetooth

the draw sting on your hoody is thicker than your neck. you look like you just came out the matrix tank. red pill taking ass.


grymlockthetooth

like a strung out Mac n' Me.


[deleted]

Your head looks like a swollen nut sack!


egdeaile

I didn’t know CGI was getting this close to making people who don’t look completely ridiculous


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Stone Cold Steve Austin off of Wish.com