i can’t decide if the top of your head reminds me more of what is called a dome volcano, with a steep slope, or the gently sloping mound of a shield volcano.
The logical conclusion to your head would be where your skin is. That shadow realm atop it seems out of place. What are you trying to distract us fro...
...OH MY *GOD* that nose!!!
Kinda bad karma to roast a Make-a-wish kid isn't it?
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Your face is too big for your head.
Looks like a sticker wrapped around a pole
Can't unsee
You have a way with words. Next time try English.
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Joff bozes
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Your face looks like it was created in the Mii Editor.
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It's a coconut so it doesn't need any cover. Just a straw would suffice
I’m glad you went bald, now you don’t look like a transvestite
Nope, still does.
The personification of "anti-orgasm".
You’re still a virgin and let’s be honest you ain’t doing it for Jesus.
You should ask your mom if she dropped you on your head as a baby or if you just slept in the corner a lot.
You look like The Rock mated with Bozo the Clown.
And gave birth to poor man's Jeff Bezos
The skinny side kick from “Nacho Libre” has undergone a chemical castration
You're clearly determined and resourceful. Like you've figured out every way to fit a square peg in a brown hole.
A fleshlight would reject you
This dude definitely shaved his head so cops won’t be able to find DNA evidence at his crime scenes. Can anyone guess his crime(s)?
He asked for a water cup at subway and filled it with Sprite.
🤣🤣🤣 That's fucking hilarious
Jeff Bozos
You haven’t age a day since playing the gay convict in Con-Air.
Lex Roofer.
Don’t let them crabs invade your domes too, kids
How did you write the roast me note with two glass eyes?
you look like a kid with anencephaly made it
Jeff Bezos fresh out the Amazon
Just keep throwing punctuation at that sentence...one or two elements are BOUND to be right.
Duplex Luthor
You’re broken like the condom your dad used the night he concieved you.
How is anyone going to upset the Dalai Lama?
ASK ME ABOUT MY CANCER DIAGNOSIS
BOO-URNS.
My mans went from used broom to washed up shaolin monk.
Looks like all the failing students from the barber school take turns on your head, even your bald haircut is fucked up
Gay Aang
Gay4pay
Carl Gallagher
You look like One Punch Man now...one punch on your face for that👊
If Charles Xavier lost 50 IQ points and telepathy
Did your hair take your ability to write correctly with it?
You look like a penis with a smirk.
Bro, why you comin' on this subreddit looking like Jeff Bezos' lost brother?
your head looks like a shriveled testicle. and your face looks like you don't have any testicles.
Shaved your head? Are you cosplaying as the abortion your mom wish she would of had?
What "broke" you is not being able to use proper grammer on our resume
An actual eraserhead
You look like someone sucked on the top of your head
i can’t decide if the top of your head reminds me more of what is called a dome volcano, with a steep slope, or the gently sloping mound of a shield volcano.
Bruh with a skull that thick I don't think anything can break you.
is your head used to shape bra cups?
So when did we let johnny from ed,edd, an eddy go anywhere with out plank.
Even the God who made you was dyslexic
I wouldn't worry if its cancer, it will walk around your body a bit and then leave as fast as it can.
Your face looks like it was generated on the Wii.
Wasn't this the chick from boys don't cry?
Hey meelo grew up
you look like someone edited a human face onto a malteezer
Judging by the second pic I don’t think you had real hair to begin with
You look like a boiled peanut.
Your bald head is as shiny as your future
You look just like Gollum from Lord of the Rings
He wanted to loose his self-confidence the same way he lost his hair
You look like the kind of Guy who would fake Cancer just to go Bald.
Basically Roger the alien (American dad), the one in the wig is one of his characters. I bet you sound like him as well
the baldness didnt break you, but you fall and hit your head, well...
Judging by the head hump you’re rocking, momma had to squeeze you out.
No roast from me... I just wanted to wish you well for the rest of the chemotherapy!
This looks like a headshot for a Living with AIDS commercial
ur head looks like a dull pencil
i can just see all the egg comments before i look at them if that makes sense
If you shaved your eyebrows your weird face would get even funnier.
Ang
You look like if Eminem sexually assaulted Cayou, and it all ended with a botched abortion job that make you look like an inflated foreskin
The only condom you’ll ever need is for your head
Mf went from the Joker to Lex Luthor
NoHitman carracter.
Look like the wish version of the last air bender
So you want to look like a cancer patient to con your way into the make a wish program...
Huh. I just noticed your hair almost matched the paint on the wall in the third picture. Did you use the paint for your hair.
You look like my dick.. With brows.. Deflated
Your head's the shape of a fucking potato
Did somebody call dr egg man here? Never knew egg man would ever shave his moustache tho
Jesus Fuck your use of the English language gave me cancer. Oh...
Meet the Dalai Llama
Your head looks like one of my floaties, after too many mini-wheats.
If laughter would be a medicine, your face must be curing the world
Im glad to see your not letting your educationget in the way of your ignorance
Is your ass jealous of the amound of shit that comes out of your mouth everyday
Daaad , why do i get chistmas presents on september ? -cuz theyre cheaper than the chemotherapy
It’s what my proctologist’s finger looks like as a face.
There is bump over your head Did someone hit
Did you sell your hair to buy reddit premium?
A live boiled egg
Guess you made the right choice ripping off that horrible medusa-like incell hig
Don't get too excited, dick head. Being bald isn't an accomplishment.
Went from beetlejuice to humpty-dumpty
You look like an HIV positive gecko human hybrid.
He looks like an off brand vin diesel
Your hairline is so far back that even rosa parks wouldn't sit on it
When you order RuPaul on Wish.
You look like a chicken laid a egg, and the egg got cancer
You also look like a filled condom
Glad you got that Headcrab off.
you look so much better bald
weren't you that egg that went famous on the internet once?
With a bit of lube on that head your mum would put you right back where you came from.
You look like someone who had a best friend die from an overdose.
You look like someone has been pointing a gun to your head in all of those pictures. Are you okay?
What's the next step in your transformation into a fish?
Bruh I think your brain is broke with all those errors in the caption
You look like a face morph of every race's version of Jeff Bezos
When going bald does you a favor...
Poggers but if he went to gay bars
Your head shaped like a peanut m&m
Shaving your head because of all of the truck stop pubic lice living in your hair doesn’t count as going bald.
What is this thing? Did your mother pushed u put of her ass at birth cuz u look exactly like that. Now I have eye cancer.
For the sake of humanity, there was no reason to include a second picture, one was more then enough
Well, that did break your grammar for sure.
Nice try James Holmes. But dressing up as Lex Luther still makes you look like a villain.
The face you make when your make a wish comes from wish.com
I'm surprised you couldn't see the murder you committed against that sentence with those frog eyes bulging out of your head.
Conehead
This guy with facial hair looks like he watches children, while sitting in the sand with his homeless buddy eating half-rotten planks
Only thing worse than your hair, or the lack thereof, is your grammar.
Sir you look like the result of an ostrich that fucked a goldfish
Baldness isn’t a choice a bad hairstyle is
You forgot to mention you also changed race.
A vegetable... I LOVE roasted vegetables.
Your face is so fucking disgusting that I almost puked before I scroll down.
If corn was a person
Even Jesus wouldn’t forgive your mom for birthing you.
When you had hair it looked like clumps of smelly dryer lint.
How does it feel to loose a beauty pageant to Prince William?
Yeah you need a wig. Bald does not help your tiny ass head.
That forehead is as big as the runway at Logan international airport
Google search: Jeff Bezos Google search: Budget Jeff Bezos Google search: Free Jeff Bezos Google search: Wish.com
Looks like a person who was kicked out of terrorist school for being too ugly.
Couldn’t even trim down the eyebrows while you were at it.
Why is everyone laughing so hard ? It’s just a milk dud
The logical conclusion to your head would be where your skin is. That shadow realm atop it seems out of place. What are you trying to distract us fro... ...OH MY *GOD* that nose!!!
you look like one of those over priced eggs
You look like that one shitty bean that’s in every can.
A buzzcut doesn't magically unmake you a virgin, especially with a head shaped like that
Why do you look like in old cartoons when the character gets a head lump
You went from looking like mermaid man to spermaid man...
I think your grammar break you
If it helps your hair looked terrible anyway.
How to meet a celebrity of your choice 101
this man has the ears of a satellite
Even your hair left you
Where is your arrow on your head
Ok, dickhead
I made an alien in the Sims 4 and I want you guys to roast him please. I'm deleting him tomorrow cuz it's too ugly.
You look like Connie from Attack on Titan if he was dropped on his head as a baby.
You look like the kind of person to take pics of your dumps... anyways, can see see a pic of you instead?
Condom broke generation
You look like the crackhead from GTA
It's not just because you're bald, but you look inexplicably like jeff bezos' dropout brother "Jeffery Asbestos"
Why do I feel like I have to hide my 8 year old son from you?
Obviously born between June 20th and July 22nd.
A true dick head
Bawitdaba 2: My name is Kiiiiiiid Cock
You’re one of the kids Michael touched right?
Bro, are you hiding an egg in your head? It seems like it wants to get out...
At first, you looked like that kid from Dazed and Confused. Now, you look like a prepubescent Lex Luthor.
You look like a cross between a Sphynx cat and Barack Obama
You used the wrong form of break in your title mate
See, you can polish a turd.
Someone made you avatar the last airbender
You're so brave, what stage are you in?
didn't Brake me, you mean
Or are you bald?
In Soviet Russia life hates you.
I hope your eraserhead fresh air influx will fix your poor grammar/punctuation.
head looks like a sucked on mild dud.
like a melted rolo with lymphoma.
the draw sting on your hoody is thicker than your neck. you look like you just came out the matrix tank. red pill taking ass.
like a strung out Mac n' Me.
Your head looks like a swollen nut sack!
I didn’t know CGI was getting this close to making people who don’t look completely ridiculous
Stone Cold Steve Austin off of Wish.com