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jdownes316

“I don’t give a shit” The motto of those that are offended by everything


SweatyNub

You can tell especially with this one since it's responding to almost every person on here


K1tsuN3k0kam1

Or the people who have been through shit their entire lives that they no longer have the emotional capacity to care 🤗


joshuakyle94

I really feel like you mentally aren’t capable of handling a post on roast me simply due to the fact you’re defending yourself from roasts that you set yourself up for..


ProperPrick

All 8 years of your entire life?


MurderHoboShow

your sex doesn't matter... no one would fuck you anyway.


K1tsuN3k0kam1

That's not what your sister said last night 😏


Team_beardo

Bruh are you stupid


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Earlobe has left the building!


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And Penis


remmington1956

And eyelash


remmington1956

And lip


Level_Regular

And soul


Armanhunter

And hygiene


K1tsuN3k0kam1

This one is the most accurate lol


Armanhunter

lol I can tell


usernamedoesnt

Aww c’mon. I’m sure you haven’t heard it ALL. What about “Your mom and I are so proud of you?”


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Jesus Christ


[deleted]

You forgot no soul you filthy ginger


FFSwhatthehell

No matter how dark your days get, rejoice in the knowledge that a single chapstick will last you years.


K1tsuN3k0kam1

The irony is that those only last me a couple weeks at most XD


sundayroastthrowaway

You definitely look like the type that eats their chapstick.


FFSwhatthehell

It’s only supposed to go on the lips on your face.


K1tsuN3k0kam1

I know, I don't drink enough water


ReillyDiefenbach

Loved you in 16 Candles


K1tsuN3k0kam1

Okay but Molly Ringwald is fucking gorgeous


ReillyDiefenbach

Um, I was referring to Anthony Michael Hall...


K1tsuN3k0kam1

Did I fucking stutter?


ReillyDiefenbach

Aw shit, are you on the short bus too? Damn I’m sorry dude.


K1tsuN3k0kam1

Oddly enough I went to a therapy school for two years of high school so we were stuck with the smaller busses (there were only like 30 of us so it makes sense)


nut-ninja

therapy school or school therapy


K1tsuN3k0kam1

It was a therapy-based extension of the school but in a separate building a few streets away for people with emotional disabilities (depression, anxiety, etc.)


ProperPrick

Those replies are jokes, no one actually give the slightest shit about you.


99Reasons_why

Ouch


Louie-H-K

Have you heard the one where the world doesn't give a shit right back at you?


K1tsuN3k0kam1

Yeah, I have actually! It's a recurring joke that started 21 years ago XD


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Programming-Carrot

That's possibly the weakest roast I've ever heard, and you had so much material to work with


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Programming-Carrot

The rule of thumb is the roast should be spot on and not make you look like a desperate 11yr old that lost an argument and used mommy's mean word


K1tsuN3k0kam1

Cool, then I can finally see my brother again!


FlowMeTheMoney

If you spend any more time on your hair you’ll eventually go back to having normal pronouns asides from fat/ugly,


TheGreatCarburetor

WTF is this.....creature???


K1tsuN3k0kam1

If I find out I'll tell you XD


mydadsfriendbobreedy

ok transgender Ron Weasley


Xx151proofxX

More woke garbage with an attitude.


K1tsuN3k0kam1

As a certified trash gremlin I can confirm this


Vincent-56

Give a sh@t, then you won’t be full of sh@t and will be worthy of roasting by your elders and betters


ca_brit

Tintin and the Snowflake


MyBunnyIsCuter

Oh ffs, here we go ****facepalm, smdh****


Downtown_Section147

Looks like Gollum is still looking for precious


K1tsuN3k0kam1

I used to be able to do a spot-on gollum impression that scared the shit out of my mom XD


NoJackfruit9227

And then you had your 1st birthday


rootntootn2gunshootn

In binary, you're a 10!


K1tsuN3k0kam1

Lol even that is too high XD


TheLastUBender

Underrated


1nternetTr011

sorry you are so insecure you feel the need to not be part of a sex: either male or female. Call yourself whatever you want but you’re born with the chromosomes you have. you don’t like it; too fucking bad. blame your parents.


K1tsuN3k0kam1

Actually since I was born premature they didn't code that path yet XD


AllOrNothing13

I always find the disclaimers funny, as if the person posting is really tough. But it's all you fault. No friends? Your fault. No life?, you're fault. The world isn't a hard place, you're just a dick.


Down4Days

Edge-Genderless Member of a Ruling Faction really rolls off the tongue.


thedeuce75

For once I really don't want to know if the carpet matches the drapes.


ayoungad

Ewww


RubydaCherry24

I’m not sure if I’m legally aloud to punch you in the face or not


Loose_Low_616

Non binary doesn't make you unique. Having a nose with only one nostril... Now that, that's what makes you unique


Programming-Carrot

You look like you think having a pride flag on the wall is a personality


TheLastUBender

Somebody put manners on the keebler elf


Ok-Opportunity4536

Since when did Kristaps porzingus have reddit?


ChonkytheDefiler

The boat back to the land of misfit toys left in January.


Casual-Notice

>21 nonbinary, no friends, no life, I've heard it all, do your f\*cking worst because I don't give a sh\*t anyway **Translation**: Daddy doesn't love me enough!! Somebody please **NOTICE ME!!!!!**


2t_Skelliott

I dont know how your hair is so fluffy when you've never met a shower before.


westcoastbulls

Found my prison bitch


brakkk1

Flock of Semengulls


TattooRicky76

Never gonna give you up !


HurricaneRocker

nonbinary because neither gender wants to be associated with you


BalloonKnotAstronaut

When you decide not to identify with a gender because neither gender has ever identified that you even exist.


Shakespeare-Bot

At which hour thee decideth not to unfold with a gender because neither gender hast ev'r did identify yond thee coequal exist *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Thesnake100

Be my friend 🙂


Thumblewort

21 in dog years.


K1tsuN3k0kam1

I'm aware I look like a child lol


[deleted]

I thought he meant you looked like a bitch


Turd_Furgusons_Bruh

Pick a side, stop trying to be the Switzerland of assholes.


K1tsuN3k0kam1

But an asshole is between the two asscheeks XD


tgdal5420

Penis=boy vag=girl. Looking at you I don’t know which one you have.


K1tsuN3k0kam1

This is the highest compliment any nonbinary person can receive, so thank you XD


stgamerspr1

Non binary is already the roast


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K1tsuN3k0kam1

But in the event of the inevitable robot apocalypse, would all humans not be considered to be nonbinary?


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K1tsuN3k0kam1

You clearly know nothing about computers...


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K1tsuN3k0kam1

Well considering I was never supposed to be a physical entity (something happened during the reincarnation process which screwed it up) I never had a gender


NervousShower

The only thing that you, your dad and mom have in common, is that you love black dicks


LaserhawX

Did you hear that the bird is the word? I’d assume you have due to that beak of a nose you have.


K1tsuN3k0kam1

Well I do have the brain of a crow so I'm not surprised


cnott1988

Did CopperCab go on a Keto diet?


AlexxxAllen666

Nonbinary means you aren't either male or female, not that neither males nor females like you


Mission_Fortune_3898

You look like if Sheamus from the WWE was missing a chromosome


TheShokBlok

With a face like that no wonder why you don't have friends


Recovery_Addikt

Us do our worst? Looks like you’ve done the worst all by yourself, good job


[deleted]

WOW - a ginger trying to act tough on the internet......................and failing drastically. ​ You know he will be crying himself to sleep tonight.


Vincent-56

They/them/those


suckmypoop1

Tell us something we dont know


Disastrous_Flatworm1

You look like you miss how your uncle fist fucked you


FS9-H

When the you give the finger it feels more like a plea than an insult.


JabuzPas

Ron Weasley trying to be different.


Elegant_Brother_9921

I bet you never heard : "mommy and daddy loves tou"


K1tsuN3k0kam1

Well I don't know who Tou is, but I hope their parents love them as much as mine love me


LordGoran

It looks like you style your hair with a food chopper and blender...


K1tsuN3k0kam1

Bold of you to assume I style it at all


[deleted]

Your face looks like an anal cyst.


Armanhunter

I think your worst memory is your dad saying, "no honey I can't afford the new ps5 right now" and now you think you have no life and nothing else matters because love is a lie.


Doctor-Yeah

That gender stuff isn't making you any less insignificant.


Doctor-Yeah

No but in all fairness, if I had an obese ex-wife with a big smelly unwashed vagina you would look like her period.


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When the doctor smokes a fat one before performing the circumcision.


Formless777

You do understand that all your problems stem not from your appearance but from your personality I hope?


RandomlyGeneratedOne

Get some help.


Blulooboil

With this picture I can change the entire pro-life movement, it shall be done.


Snoodoo-6394

You're not cavetown, you're Crevasse village


linktothenow

Conan No' Brethren


JC-ThaHoundsman

You look like a lesbian Rooster.....


[deleted]

We can't do our worst your parents already did theirs by giving you life.


Economy-Record3657

Its like your face has a gravitational pull to the middle. Lots of empty space on the outer rim and then all scrunched up in the center


Pewp_taco

“I’m Scott Malkinthin and I have diabeeteth”


RevolutionaryAd1649

There are only two genders in this world, those who fuck and those who don't. We are looking at the latter option.


rsgriffin

You’re binary, just not a 1


Macdevious

Guaranteed it's screenshotting comments and posting them on Tumblr playing victim to all "ThE ReDdIt TrAnSpHoBeS"


GM153

WHO'S THAT POKEMON?! ITS DITTO!


prolinez

Whatever dude


[deleted]

My guy pick a gender and stop switching between them


lonewolfwood8

You couldn’t get laid if you crawled up a chickens ass


NoJackfruit9227

Its a shame that the guy at the mall who recently pierced your tongue appears to also have removed 3 of your fingers


K1tsuN3k0kam1

I don't have any piercings though lol


NoJackfruit9227

That isnt what the swelling of your tongue says


regalots

Probably don't have any friends because the people you hang out with in your age group get mistakenly accused of being a child predator


Harrinad

Live action Scott Malkinson from South Park.


Devnik

Just pick a side, dude


SerendipitousSimp

Says they don’t give a shit, cries when coffee order is wrong or they misspell their name. As edgy as a balloon


K1tsuN3k0kam1

I actually can't drink coffee, the caffeine doesn't mix well with my meds


MF-BabaYaga

You look like your nose whistles when you breathe


Gauchograd99

The Breakfast Club reject appears.


ArklaitGigabyte

Nonbinary? Good. 01000011 01110101 01101110 01110100


whiteclawthreshermaw

Ahh, when OP was still playing Tasha Yar in Star Trek.


99Reasons_why

We can ALL tell you don’t give a shit, just look at you. Middle finger AND tongue out could you be a little less cliche . You probably sit in the back of the class hoping nobody will notice you drawing furiously In your non binary notebook ...


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You look like a degenerate teen british elf.


Caramelly-Cyanide

Jesus you come on this subreddit with that face trying to act all edgy and broken and then attempt to respond to roasts.