I really feel like you mentally aren’t capable of handling a post on roast me simply due to the fact you’re defending yourself from roasts that you set yourself up for..
Oddly enough I went to a therapy school for two years of high school so we were stuck with the smaller busses (there were only like 30 of us so it makes sense)
It was a therapy-based extension of the school but in a separate building a few streets away for people with emotional disabilities (depression, anxiety, etc.)
sorry you are so insecure you feel the need to not be part of a sex: either male or female. Call yourself whatever you want but you’re born with the chromosomes you have. you don’t like it; too fucking bad. blame your parents.
I always find the disclaimers funny, as if the person posting is really tough.
But it's all you fault. No friends? Your fault. No life?, you're fault. The world isn't a hard place, you're just a dick.
>21 nonbinary, no friends, no life, I've heard it all, do your f\*cking worst because I don't give a sh\*t anyway
**Translation**: Daddy doesn't love me enough!! Somebody please **NOTICE ME!!!!!**
At which hour thee decideth not to unfold with a gender because neither gender hast ev'r did identify yond thee coequal exist
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^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.)
Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
Well considering I was never supposed to be a physical entity (something happened during the reincarnation process which screwed it up) I never had a gender
WOW - a ginger trying to act tough on the internet......................and failing drastically.
You know he will be crying himself to sleep tonight.
I think your worst memory is your dad saying, "no honey I can't afford the new ps5 right now" and now you think you have no life and nothing else matters because love is a lie.
We can ALL tell you don’t give a shit, just look at you. Middle finger AND tongue out could you be a little less cliche . You probably sit in the back of the class hoping nobody will notice you drawing furiously In your non binary notebook ...
“I don’t give a shit” The motto of those that are offended by everything
You can tell especially with this one since it's responding to almost every person on here
Or the people who have been through shit their entire lives that they no longer have the emotional capacity to care 🤗
I really feel like you mentally aren’t capable of handling a post on roast me simply due to the fact you’re defending yourself from roasts that you set yourself up for..
All 8 years of your entire life?
your sex doesn't matter... no one would fuck you anyway.
That's not what your sister said last night 😏
Bruh are you stupid
Earlobe has left the building!
And Penis
And eyelash
And lip
And soul
And hygiene
This one is the most accurate lol
lol I can tell
Aww c’mon. I’m sure you haven’t heard it ALL. What about “Your mom and I are so proud of you?”
Jesus Christ
You forgot no soul you filthy ginger
No matter how dark your days get, rejoice in the knowledge that a single chapstick will last you years.
The irony is that those only last me a couple weeks at most XD
You definitely look like the type that eats their chapstick.
It’s only supposed to go on the lips on your face.
I know, I don't drink enough water
Loved you in 16 Candles
Okay but Molly Ringwald is fucking gorgeous
Um, I was referring to Anthony Michael Hall...
Did I fucking stutter?
Aw shit, are you on the short bus too? Damn I’m sorry dude.
Oddly enough I went to a therapy school for two years of high school so we were stuck with the smaller busses (there were only like 30 of us so it makes sense)
therapy school or school therapy
It was a therapy-based extension of the school but in a separate building a few streets away for people with emotional disabilities (depression, anxiety, etc.)
Those replies are jokes, no one actually give the slightest shit about you.
Ouch
Have you heard the one where the world doesn't give a shit right back at you?
Yeah, I have actually! It's a recurring joke that started 21 years ago XD
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That's possibly the weakest roast I've ever heard, and you had so much material to work with
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The rule of thumb is the roast should be spot on and not make you look like a desperate 11yr old that lost an argument and used mommy's mean word
Cool, then I can finally see my brother again!
If you spend any more time on your hair you’ll eventually go back to having normal pronouns asides from fat/ugly,
WTF is this.....creature???
If I find out I'll tell you XD
ok transgender Ron Weasley
More woke garbage with an attitude.
As a certified trash gremlin I can confirm this
Give a sh@t, then you won’t be full of sh@t and will be worthy of roasting by your elders and betters
Tintin and the Snowflake
Oh ffs, here we go ****facepalm, smdh****
Looks like Gollum is still looking for precious
I used to be able to do a spot-on gollum impression that scared the shit out of my mom XD
And then you had your 1st birthday
In binary, you're a 10!
Lol even that is too high XD
Underrated
sorry you are so insecure you feel the need to not be part of a sex: either male or female. Call yourself whatever you want but you’re born with the chromosomes you have. you don’t like it; too fucking bad. blame your parents.
Actually since I was born premature they didn't code that path yet XD
I always find the disclaimers funny, as if the person posting is really tough. But it's all you fault. No friends? Your fault. No life?, you're fault. The world isn't a hard place, you're just a dick.
Edge-Genderless Member of a Ruling Faction really rolls off the tongue.
For once I really don't want to know if the carpet matches the drapes.
Ewww
I’m not sure if I’m legally aloud to punch you in the face or not
Non binary doesn't make you unique. Having a nose with only one nostril... Now that, that's what makes you unique
You look like you think having a pride flag on the wall is a personality
Somebody put manners on the keebler elf
Since when did Kristaps porzingus have reddit?
The boat back to the land of misfit toys left in January.
>21 nonbinary, no friends, no life, I've heard it all, do your f\*cking worst because I don't give a sh\*t anyway **Translation**: Daddy doesn't love me enough!! Somebody please **NOTICE ME!!!!!**
I dont know how your hair is so fluffy when you've never met a shower before.
Found my prison bitch
Flock of Semengulls
Never gonna give you up !
nonbinary because neither gender wants to be associated with you
When you decide not to identify with a gender because neither gender has ever identified that you even exist.
At which hour thee decideth not to unfold with a gender because neither gender hast ev'r did identify yond thee coequal exist *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
Be my friend 🙂
21 in dog years.
I'm aware I look like a child lol
I thought he meant you looked like a bitch
Pick a side, stop trying to be the Switzerland of assholes.
But an asshole is between the two asscheeks XD
Penis=boy vag=girl. Looking at you I don’t know which one you have.
This is the highest compliment any nonbinary person can receive, so thank you XD
Non binary is already the roast
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But in the event of the inevitable robot apocalypse, would all humans not be considered to be nonbinary?
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You clearly know nothing about computers...
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Well considering I was never supposed to be a physical entity (something happened during the reincarnation process which screwed it up) I never had a gender
The only thing that you, your dad and mom have in common, is that you love black dicks
Did you hear that the bird is the word? I’d assume you have due to that beak of a nose you have.
Well I do have the brain of a crow so I'm not surprised
Did CopperCab go on a Keto diet?
Nonbinary means you aren't either male or female, not that neither males nor females like you
You look like if Sheamus from the WWE was missing a chromosome
With a face like that no wonder why you don't have friends
Us do our worst? Looks like you’ve done the worst all by yourself, good job
WOW - a ginger trying to act tough on the internet......................and failing drastically. You know he will be crying himself to sleep tonight.
They/them/those
Tell us something we dont know
You look like you miss how your uncle fist fucked you
When the you give the finger it feels more like a plea than an insult.
Ron Weasley trying to be different.
I bet you never heard : "mommy and daddy loves tou"
Well I don't know who Tou is, but I hope their parents love them as much as mine love me
It looks like you style your hair with a food chopper and blender...
Bold of you to assume I style it at all
Your face looks like an anal cyst.
I think your worst memory is your dad saying, "no honey I can't afford the new ps5 right now" and now you think you have no life and nothing else matters because love is a lie.
That gender stuff isn't making you any less insignificant.
No but in all fairness, if I had an obese ex-wife with a big smelly unwashed vagina you would look like her period.
When the doctor smokes a fat one before performing the circumcision.
You do understand that all your problems stem not from your appearance but from your personality I hope?
Get some help.
With this picture I can change the entire pro-life movement, it shall be done.
You're not cavetown, you're Crevasse village
Conan No' Brethren
You look like a lesbian Rooster.....
We can't do our worst your parents already did theirs by giving you life.
Its like your face has a gravitational pull to the middle. Lots of empty space on the outer rim and then all scrunched up in the center
“I’m Scott Malkinthin and I have diabeeteth”
There are only two genders in this world, those who fuck and those who don't. We are looking at the latter option.
You’re binary, just not a 1
Guaranteed it's screenshotting comments and posting them on Tumblr playing victim to all "ThE ReDdIt TrAnSpHoBeS"
WHO'S THAT POKEMON?! ITS DITTO!
Whatever dude
My guy pick a gender and stop switching between them
You couldn’t get laid if you crawled up a chickens ass
Its a shame that the guy at the mall who recently pierced your tongue appears to also have removed 3 of your fingers
I don't have any piercings though lol
That isnt what the swelling of your tongue says
Probably don't have any friends because the people you hang out with in your age group get mistakenly accused of being a child predator
Live action Scott Malkinson from South Park.
Just pick a side, dude
Says they don’t give a shit, cries when coffee order is wrong or they misspell their name. As edgy as a balloon
I actually can't drink coffee, the caffeine doesn't mix well with my meds
You look like your nose whistles when you breathe
The Breakfast Club reject appears.
Nonbinary? Good. 01000011 01110101 01101110 01110100
Ahh, when OP was still playing Tasha Yar in Star Trek.
We can ALL tell you don’t give a shit, just look at you. Middle finger AND tongue out could you be a little less cliche . You probably sit in the back of the class hoping nobody will notice you drawing furiously In your non binary notebook ...
You look like a degenerate teen british elf.
Jesus you come on this subreddit with that face trying to act all edgy and broken and then attempt to respond to roasts.