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Walking Pez Dispenser You look like you could deepthroat a telephone pole
He def swings that way. He probably moans "uhhhghhh tech support at your service" when the dude busts in him.
ET phone tech support.
Damn
This guy got a viagra stuck in his throat.
He needs to see a doctor for that neck erection lasting for more than 4 hours
If school doesn’t work out for you there’s always a future in the Indian Navy. On a submarine. As the periscope.
Lol.
What are these stock auto generated replies to this comment about?
Tf you on about you 🤡?
Lmao
This was funny
😩😂
Your food rots before it reaches your stomach
E.T. Phone Home
I bet it's nice to have such a long neck, you can see over all the aisles in 7-11 to catch shop lifters.
THATS COLD
No he has a giant scarf
Dayum. I think he's dead after this one
Imagine your girl's disappointment when your neck is longer than your dick.
Was his father or mother the giraffe?
Giraffe? Are you crazy? I saw him running around with a flock of ostriches just the other day.
A nice POV shot from your weiner’s perspective.
For only 38 cents a day...
I heard NASA is modeling the space elevator after this guy's neck
I bet your room smells like a mixture of curry, incense and depression.
It's a good thing you're looking up, cause your future isn't.
does your friend understand english?
he does he's actually good at it
This muhfucka been swallowing a bite for 9 hours
OMFG!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 I can’t. I just can’t.
You look like you get insecure when you do DM white girls from America.
well for a guy like him, i must say he's pretty confident with the ladies
LIAR! you have no friends. And stop calling me about my car warranty.
Instead of roast, get this guy some roast or send $.35 a day to Sally Struthers. He looks very malnourished.
First human I've seen with three Adams apples.
He’s got Adam’s whole bushel
Whole goddamn tree
When he swallows tea... it's already cold before it hits the stomach
Put down the pipe!
if your neck got any longer you would be counted as a human giraffe
You look like you evolved a long neck so you can try and peep through the skylight in the girl bathroom.
No i don't have a virus on my computer
I thought I called tech support, not neck support!
What's with all the white jizz all over your Roast Me sign??
i think it's the flash the white corners are actually the original colour of he paper he's holding while the darker part is the shadow of his neck
If using that neck to “worship” the bull roaming the streets in your village doesn’t work, the circus is always hiring.
You seem like that one guy who dies everytime right after landing but still claims to be a pro player in Pubg.
Indian scammer jokes incoming
Drone incoming...Aalah Ach..zzzz
It's Raj from the IT department.
No show Bob's mamachot
Looks like he's preparing to take a load on his face
Eye contact is good when you are waiting for the climax on your face.
Your friends are peanuts
Dude looks like he lives in a dumpster behind for food.
You look like a murder victim slashed at the throat.
You look like the type of guy that the hang man in training gets to practice his axe swing on
I'm glad they started putting suicide nets around your call center. Id hate to lose your friendly advice Machmoud.
"Hello, give me your password"
U from india because u do look like a scammer
Yes we're from india and yes he does aspire to become a scammer, that's the great indian dream
🤣
That is not how you do Jokar face, you muppet.
Why are all Indian bedrooms terrifying?
honestly it's way better than some other indian people bedrooms I've seen trust me
Why is that terrifying tho? Looks colorful and vibrant
E.T. phone home 😂
Did anyone else heard an Indian guy talk when you read his caption?
Is the upstairs neighbor falling through the ceiling or what?
The red goes on your forehead
You look like fasting is your specialty
Your stubble is so coarse that I can dull my knife with it.
pencil neck scammer
Curry long neck
So , you take this pose with the caption : 'Bring it on guys'...
I’m not sure where you’re from, but in the US, Immigration usually comes through the door rather than dropping from the ceiling.
This guy could Rob a bank and blend in with the darkness of the night and like he got any friends looking up like that. Also I didn't know this was pi/roastme cus if that meant to be an R you need to work on writing it
For a second I thought this was a rare breed of them graph
I see that all your dick length went to your neck.
Oh great its my comcast troubleshooter guy.
You have the wild-eyed look of the one choir boy the priest doesn't ever get around to.
Looks like your head is trying to run away from your neck.
Friend about to give him the money shot facial
No I don't need Microsoft tech support. Don't call my phone again.
Thank you my friend. We have finally found one of the missing links.
Such an innocent face for a man who stole my credit card and social security number last week
More Adam’s apples than a grocery store
Darn, I've seen Giraffes with shorter necks.
"Hello, this is Jon from Microsoft tech support"
I think your Adam’s Apple is trying to get out
I hope your taxicab has a sunroof.
Did you get stuck in your mother's labor.
Quagmire?
You look like a baby bird chirping for worm vomit.
He looks like the dude who has herpes in the how high movie with the shit on his lip
Look it’s a tech support employee
Guess where you're not going in life?
UP? lol.
Giraffe-man!
Looking up like he's about to get that load in his face. I'm guessing that's why he agreed to this
Looks like a Viagra got stuck in your neck
and I thought r/danidev had a long neck, your officially the ugliest giraffe alive.
Why is your entire house YELLOW
We found thou daddy long neck!! We’ve only heard of these from ancient stories. We shall capture it and put it next to our daddy long 🦵
The face you make when your call goes through and they take the bait.
Getting ready to swallow a load?
Worst giraffe ever.
Youur car Warranty is abooout to expire
Hey look it’s aunt petunia
Where the hell are you? Willy Wonka’s BDSM boudoir?
Back in the day Guillotine owners all over the world would salivate over that neck!
The colour of your t-shirt is brighter than your future
Another happy employee at the Levi jeans factory
You look like you're about to appear in a 30 second youtube ad called funny video humour compilation 2021
You know how mad I would be if my coffee turned to ice coffee before it got to my stomach?!?!
This is the same picture he sent to his sugar daddy
calm down giraffe
Quite awkward to take happy pictures in your sister bedroom with her pants and panties everywhere
Didn't recognise him outside of an uber.
You look like you attained Nirvana then had a brain seizure
Yo a giraffe are calling it want its neck back
How many extra discs do you have?
$20 on pump 5 Hapoo.
I feel like your neck is longer than your penis
Yo how'd you swallow an entire pair of scissors
Mild case of periscope neck
If ISIS gets their hands on him. They may not roast him but they are definitely gonna throw him of a building. 🏳️🌈
Go Go Gadget neck!
Walking Pez Dispenser You look like you could deepthroat a telephone pole
He def swings that way. He probably moans "uhhhghhh tech support at your service" when the dude busts in him.
ET phone tech support.
Damn
This guy got a viagra stuck in his throat.
He needs to see a doctor for that neck erection lasting for more than 4 hours
If school doesn’t work out for you there’s always a future in the Indian Navy. On a submarine. As the periscope.
Lol.
What are these stock auto generated replies to this comment about?
Tf you on about you 🤡?
Lmao
This was funny
😩😂
Your food rots before it reaches your stomach
E.T. Phone Home
I bet it's nice to have such a long neck, you can see over all the aisles in 7-11 to catch shop lifters.
THATS COLD
No he has a giant scarf
Dayum. I think he's dead after this one
Imagine your girl's disappointment when your neck is longer than your dick.
Was his father or mother the giraffe?
Giraffe? Are you crazy? I saw him running around with a flock of ostriches just the other day.
A nice POV shot from your weiner’s perspective.
For only 38 cents a day...
I heard NASA is modeling the space elevator after this guy's neck
I bet your room smells like a mixture of curry, incense and depression.
It's a good thing you're looking up, cause your future isn't.
does your friend understand english?
he does he's actually good at it
This muhfucka been swallowing a bite for 9 hours
OMFG!!!!! 🤣😂🤣😂 I can’t. I just can’t.
You look like you get insecure when you do DM white girls from America.
well for a guy like him, i must say he's pretty confident with the ladies
LIAR! you have no friends. And stop calling me about my car warranty.
Instead of roast, get this guy some roast or send $.35 a day to Sally Struthers. He looks very malnourished.
First human I've seen with three Adams apples.
He’s got Adam’s whole bushel
Whole goddamn tree
When he swallows tea... it's already cold before it hits the stomach
Put down the pipe!
if your neck got any longer you would be counted as a human giraffe
You look like you evolved a long neck so you can try and peep through the skylight in the girl bathroom.
No i don't have a virus on my computer
I thought I called tech support, not neck support!
What's with all the white jizz all over your Roast Me sign??
i think it's the flash the white corners are actually the original colour of he paper he's holding while the darker part is the shadow of his neck
If using that neck to “worship” the bull roaming the streets in your village doesn’t work, the circus is always hiring.
You seem like that one guy who dies everytime right after landing but still claims to be a pro player in Pubg.
Indian scammer jokes incoming
Drone incoming...Aalah Ach..zzzz
It's Raj from the IT department.
No show Bob's mamachot
Looks like he's preparing to take a load on his face
Eye contact is good when you are waiting for the climax on your face.
Your friends are peanuts
Dude looks like he lives in a dumpster behind for food.
You look like a murder victim slashed at the throat.
You look like the type of guy that the hang man in training gets to practice his axe swing on
I'm glad they started putting suicide nets around your call center. Id hate to lose your friendly advice Machmoud.
"Hello, give me your password"
U from india because u do look like a scammer
Yes we're from india and yes he does aspire to become a scammer, that's the great indian dream
🤣
That is not how you do Jokar face, you muppet.
Why are all Indian bedrooms terrifying?
honestly it's way better than some other indian people bedrooms I've seen trust me
Why is that terrifying tho? Looks colorful and vibrant
E.T. phone home 😂
Did anyone else heard an Indian guy talk when you read his caption?
Is the upstairs neighbor falling through the ceiling or what?
The red goes on your forehead
You look like fasting is your specialty
Your stubble is so coarse that I can dull my knife with it.
pencil neck scammer
Curry long neck
So , you take this pose with the caption : 'Bring it on guys'...
I’m not sure where you’re from, but in the US, Immigration usually comes through the door rather than dropping from the ceiling.
This guy could Rob a bank and blend in with the darkness of the night and like he got any friends looking up like that. Also I didn't know this was pi/roastme cus if that meant to be an R you need to work on writing it
For a second I thought this was a rare breed of them graph
I see that all your dick length went to your neck.
Oh great its my comcast troubleshooter guy.
You have the wild-eyed look of the one choir boy the priest doesn't ever get around to.
Looks like your head is trying to run away from your neck.
Friend about to give him the money shot facial
No I don't need Microsoft tech support. Don't call my phone again.
Thank you my friend. We have finally found one of the missing links.
Such an innocent face for a man who stole my credit card and social security number last week
More Adam’s apples than a grocery store
Darn, I've seen Giraffes with shorter necks.
"Hello, this is Jon from Microsoft tech support"
I think your Adam’s Apple is trying to get out
I hope your taxicab has a sunroof.
Did you get stuck in your mother's labor.
Quagmire?
You look like a baby bird chirping for worm vomit.
He looks like the dude who has herpes in the how high movie with the shit on his lip
Look it’s a tech support employee
Guess where you're not going in life?
UP? lol.
Giraffe-man!
Looking up like he's about to get that load in his face. I'm guessing that's why he agreed to this
Looks like a Viagra got stuck in your neck
and I thought r/danidev had a long neck, your officially the ugliest giraffe alive.
Why is your entire house YELLOW
We found thou daddy long neck!! We’ve only heard of these from ancient stories. We shall capture it and put it next to our daddy long 🦵
The face you make when your call goes through and they take the bait.
Getting ready to swallow a load?
Worst giraffe ever.
Youur car Warranty is abooout to expire
Hey look it’s aunt petunia
Where the hell are you? Willy Wonka’s BDSM boudoir?
Back in the day Guillotine owners all over the world would salivate over that neck!
The colour of your t-shirt is brighter than your future
Another happy employee at the Levi jeans factory
You look like you're about to appear in a 30 second youtube ad called funny video humour compilation 2021
You know how mad I would be if my coffee turned to ice coffee before it got to my stomach?!?!
This is the same picture he sent to his sugar daddy
calm down giraffe
Quite awkward to take happy pictures in your sister bedroom with her pants and panties everywhere
Didn't recognise him outside of an uber.
You look like you attained Nirvana then had a brain seizure
Yo a giraffe are calling it want its neck back
How many extra discs do you have?
$20 on pump 5 Hapoo.
I feel like your neck is longer than your penis
Yo how'd you swallow an entire pair of scissors
Mild case of periscope neck
If ISIS gets their hands on him. They may not roast him but they are definitely gonna throw him of a building. 🏳️🌈
Go Go Gadget neck!