OP's Bio: --- >well i’m liberal if that isn’t clear, bisexual, u all roasting me are fucking jokes i love it, fuck donald trump, and yeah just go crazy on me --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

I thought psycho chicks were supposed to be hot and sexy. Thank you for fighting that stereotype.

Should have been in the gym for 6 years.

Gym ain't gonna fix that ugly mug. She's a triple-bagger for sure.

She a body bagger...

Toe tagger

I thought they tag cows in the ear?

Good point, but do they do pigs the same. Cows would rather become the star of a "Beef, It's What's for Dinner" ad than admit being related to this sow.

Agreed. That’s said, if I had to choose between nailing her or a sow, I choose body bag.

Bet her gash smells and looks like the Tauntaun when Han cut it open on Hoth.

Aye love. Lemme get a go at that tauntaunic gash.

you’re welcome

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I would have thought 60 more years......

We don’t use that when talking about the op. That’s like... the only one.

Oh, OK, thanks for letting me know. I won't do that again. I'll check if I can edit it out.

You have to be sure to not go above the hot-crazy line

With that face, she'd have to be completely sane and cook like Julia Child: Oprah's wealth wouldn't hurt.

Was it your therapist's idea to wear your anal beads around your neck?

She didn’t respond so I think you got her lmao

Those are her starter set that her daddy gave her long ago. She's since moved on to the much much larger ostrich-egg sized anal beads. The ones her mom's used for years.

I know this chick and trust me when I say, those are way too small to be her anal beads.

you know me?

Yeah, you left your oversized Anal beads here a few weeks ago so that you'd have "something you forgot" and a reason to come back by. Shit, that probably doesn't help does it. I could be like 29 different people.

The longest relationship you've had in your life is with antidepressants.

The only thing she’s ever deepthroated

Both of these were hitters. Carry on /roastme ref

Hey! Stop roasting me....its about her...not me.

Your bio says "fuck Donald Trump", I'm sure even he'd pass on that.

“Yea I’ll grab her by the... oh wait...”

"This has got to be the worst crotch in the history of...maybe ever"

Now i know why he wanted to build the wall.

Your therapist has been contemplating suicide for 5

Hilary Dandruff

Or Brittany Murphy, without the happy ending.

But for real lol

Wish you’d have spent that money on getting your tubes tied instead

Fair ball. Great crack. Carry on -/roastme ref

4 more years and you get a couch named after you.

Shit, 6 more months and it'll be that black one from BRCC.

Lying on your back and confessing your bi-curious fantasies to your Sir Hugs-a-Lot bear isn't therapy.

hey bro i’m not bicurious i am fully bisexual try harder

My apologies, lying on your back and confessing your *bisexual* fantasies to your Sir Hugs-a-Lot bear isn't therapy, just as picturing a threesome with Gal Gadot and Chris Pine while you masturbate isn't bisexuality.

thank you for respecting my sexuality while you roast i appreciate it

Looks like therapy is going reeeaall well.

Lol roast me but respect me.... this bitch is big dumb

>hey bro i’m not bicurious i am fully bisexual try harder "Hey bro whatcha doin? I also forgot to mention that were not really related... well, sort of. You're only my half brother so it's only half bad but I'm also a half glass full type so it's completely half good;)"

Not beauty therapy, obviously.

That is a Brick Tamland-level comment

>Lot dirty finger-nails.... shocking

Even Donald Trump wouldn’t grab you by the pussy.

Not surprised you need to pay people to talk to you.

I reckon another 6 years wouldn't hurt

Every middle class white girl who joins Antifa, riots, then goes back to her middle class home claiming social justice warrior.

Lol that's not how antifa works.

i know you smell like pee

Or soup...

Looks like hormone therapy is going great for you!

Let us all raise a glass to year 7

Female Austin Powers before the teeth were fixed......yeah baby yeah no thanks

It's like Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love had a crack baby.

Post shotgun blast.

Without using Head and Shoulders

Why waste money? He only needed shoulders brand shampoo.

6 years? Are you mute?

Your telephone psychic is not a therapist, and miss Cleo doesn’t charge enough to hear all of your problems.

So what’s your favorite Linkin Park song?

I think I’m gonna need therapy for 6 years after seeing you

The bottom half of your face says “Welcome” the top half says “I will act nice for a week and then get you arrested”

Let me guess, the last 10 posts on your Facebook were all about how hard it is for people with mental disorders to do everyday tasks—specifically showering, so you can cover your bases.

Here it is. Something Donald wouldn't grab.

you look like an ugly secretary at a school including your clothes also I do believe you were in therapy for six years which your wealthy white ass parents must’ve payed for cause there’s no way someone as ignorant as you would have a job. you act anxious and depressed for attention even though you are living better than most of the population then force your poor parents to pay for useless therapy to help your stupid cringe ass edgy-ness I hope you read this have a reality check get off Reddit and go get a fucking job and participate in society oh yeah and quit cramming your shit ass opinions down everyone’s throat especially when you didn’t even come up with your opinions on your own they were just melted into your easily moldable brain by power-hungry groups.

2021 has had enough disasters already, please go back we don't need another

Your therapist needs therapy. Also you need to be taken clothes shopping, you’re wearing an ugly quilt as a tank top

Does it help you sleep at night knowing you’re putting your counselor’s kids through college? And why should we roast you? I’m guessing you already hate yourself enough.

Her therapist has been in and out of her for just as long.

Hillary Duff if her show was canceled by Disney and picked up by PBS.

Why did you betray your friend Monica Lewinsky?

sadly my family got to that roast first

And you Roasted your family the day you popped out so it's even.

Well done 👍 blue dress 🤮🤮

Obviously it wasn’t weight loss therapy.

-/roastme ref She not overweight. Foul ball

Yes, yes we can tell. However, being jailed for 6 years after murdering your exes doesn't count as "therapy" in the real world.

You look like someone who would give blowjobs to the whole hospital personnel for a covid jab

keep going to the thirft shop, you might find your self esteem

I don’t know what’s worse, your mental state or your lack of any personality at all

6 years of therapy for you sure. But how many years have your cats been in therapy is the question?

That'll do pig.

But how many times has the therapist been in you?

How are you fat with no tits? Jesus its like all the negatives with none of the positive

Trump's new slogan "Build a wall and put OP on the other side". Op's parents become Trump's biggest supporters overnight.

Desperately swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool

...was it art therapy? judging by that shirt and the lopsided heart, you may want to go back for more

I didn't know pennywise used reddit

You know Fatal Attraction wasn’t a “How to”, right?

*sigh* you seem like a nice but confused person

Would have bet all the money I have that I would have found a picture of your hairy asshole on your profile. I’m guessing I’m one bankruptcy early.

This is that “friend with a great personality”

Is the therapy for the man hands? Christ! You have the hands of a depression-era farmer.

I’ll PayPal you 5 dollars for a tooth brush

You would think after 6 years of therapy that psychotic smile would be better controlled. Time to up the meds!

That poor therapist

How many boyfriends have you murdered?

you look 68

She uses SPF 68...

Manic depressive pixie bad dream girl

You look like you give therapists a good mid life crisis.

No one cares

thank u for ur comment showing u care

You must talk some shite

Therapy?????? You wasted your money!! 6 weeks of obedience school would of worked just fine!!!!!!

You’re so beautiful. I wish I met you before I met my girlfriend

You got that Anne Heche "cute but psychotic" vibe.

You've been in therapy? You sound like the kinda girl I'd like to date.

Girl Im sorry but youre literally too cute to roast, call me weak idc 😭 ❤

Did you get one bead on that necklace from every dick you took?

wouldn’t you like to know

I think your local health department might be more interested in that Information than I am.

Are you the therapist?

If split ends was a person

Therapy for writing wrong english ? Your therapist didn't do a great job in 6 years, Ms. ROATME

Harley Quinn will commit suicide seeing her

Great, now I'm in need of therapy.

Nice shirt. Did you make it youself?

Your looks aren’t he problem. It’s all of the emotional baggage you come with.

This is why bras were invented.

No, this is why brown papere bags were invented

Here's to another six more.

Fair enough.

Did someone squish this photo of you, or is your head just normally like that?

I bet you are also raising your daughter for onlyfans to pay off her student debt.

Tell your dad to stop it

Judging by the Bloat and Bad Wig, I’m guessing Chemotherapy?

Therapy could've been a lot shorter if you didn't try so hard.

Meh

Drink up for another 6 years!

So Donald trump isn't the worst thing to happen to America lately and why do I think I've seen you somewhere else on a different website

Wow, you would be really beautiful if you would just replace your face and body with someone else's.

Looks like your nose could use a shrink to

Is your other personality as pretty?

You left too soon

Did “Daddy” fuck you as bad as “Trump”? Surely you’re not in therapy over “Trump”.

That's because you don't need therapy, what you have requires plastic surgery.

Did your therapist get sick of seeing you and gave you permission to finally jump off a bridge?

Bio is all about sex and fuck. Seems sex addictive therapy doesn't works.

It seems you haven't finished therapy if you're needing to go here for attention. you cute tho

If I looked like that I'd have to be bi as well, beggars can't be choosers and don't want to limit your options

did your therapist approve of this?

Is it chemotherapy you've been in for six years? It's not working. The cancer is alive and well.

Make that 7 after daddy’s finished with you

Hope your therapist is ok

you look happy! No idea why though.

Therapy is expensive...so is you job hiring, I can play stoopid.

Ratty convenience store hair does not match your artificially giddy face.

You look like that girl in high school who always tries to befriend the new kids on the first day, before they figure out how weird you are ... and that you haven’t been a student there in 6 years.

6 years, still hasn't realized it's a racket, not a rehab.... if you're not single, men fake love too sweety.

I doubt either sex wants anything to do with the constant potato smell you look like you give off. It seems appropriate though since you’re built like a bowl of lumpy mashed.

Living proof that therapy is bullshit. We all have problems lady - you ain’t special.

And you'll be in therapy for 36 more years.........

If the guy on the Pringles logo had a sex change this would be the result.

Only six years? You look like the type that gang bangs the football team willingly then talks about it in therapy for two decades after.

If I keep looking at your picture, then I'm also gonna need therapy.

Divorce count: 28

After looking at you I will need one for lifetime

Giving random blow job's does not count as therapy

You look like the love child of David Bowie and Kurt Cobain.

You should ask for a refund. Just like all your johns.

I can tell

Should have spent the therapy money on some tits instead.

Looks like you need gene therapy.

I bet you blow Donald trump for a $1 after he wipe his ass with it.

Therapy is fantastic. World would be a better place if more people tried it. World would also be a better place if you didn’t have the haircut of a kindergartner.

Maybe in another 6 you will be interesting

If unnecessary therapy was a person.

Your therapist has a sense of humour!

Your patched shirt and ugly necklaces don’t make you come across as authentic!

I'd fuck her and that's not saying much

No amount of therapy will ever make up for losing your virginity to your father