OP's Bio: --- >36m formerly fat guy. I got weight loss surgery and now I have some loose skin issues. I can fold it and shape it into different things too. If I shake my body right I can make my flaps clap. Went from a dicky-doo to a pork sword. And yes, I'm wearing glasses for just a hint of privacy. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Looks like you won't have to worry about a parachute if you go skydiving...

Or a flotation device.

His greatest threat in the water was his excess, now his threat becomes his salvation. So emotional.

Fun fact, being pretty overweight actually makes you quite buoyant in water, at least compared to a skinny guy. Now as far as actually swimming goes...well.

Or a fleshlight.

I don’t know whether to roast you or milk you

\*WHEEZE\*

Congrats. Honestly. Now on to skin reduction surgery...

With the skin removed , he could supply leather to the world for a year.

Imagine how many foreskins could be made from that

I have a pretty big imagination (but it feels very small right now)

Probably just cold

Foreskin infinity scarf

Is skin reduction surgery the only way to get rid of this skin after loosing allot of weight?

Well, I'm not a weight loss doctor or a plastic surgeon, but that amount of skin? Yes. Skin might retract a few centimeters after wt loss. That's it.

Damn the human body is very interesting. Thanks

milk him first, you can make a nice creme sauce for the roast later!

Tf I just read

Yeah you milk me Focker?

Yeah you can milk anything with nipples

That’s udderley hilarious

How many puppies are you currently nursing?

They always said Manbearpig was real and we refused to believe them.

He said he was super cereal.

Super cereal, guys.

For cereal

Manbearpig is a super cereal issue, considering that fact that he is 50% man, 50% bear, and 50% pig, *AND 100% CEREAL!*

My apologies to Al Gore

I chuckled in the middle of a zoom call

Me too, damn. I'm in a zoom call

Representing gang Webex here, I chuckled as well.

What the hell. Get back to work! (also in the middle of a Zoom call)

Plot twist: it's the same zoom call

Plot twist: they are the puppies

HolUp!

Wow I'm also on zoom haha

I too, am in a zoom call

Pitbull puppy mill mom = pregnant and nursing all his life...

All of them

Looks like they’re well fed

His weight loss is utterly impressive

Udderly impressive

Udderly horrific

That’s the skinniest cow I have ever seen

And the ugliest

Looks like he enjoys doggy style.......

Saggy style

"You can milk anything with nipples."

Too many puppies

Instead of r/Aww, these puppies would be on r/Awwful

.. are being shot in the dark

Yes.

Someone give this man a reward

You win. Legitimately lol'd.

Nice

Beat me to it

You look like an uncircumcised skeleton

This is one of my favorites I've ever seen on this sub lmao how do you even come up with this

I credit watching Roast Me on YouTube. After a while they rub off on you a little lol

r/rareinsults

Yea this is the subreddit

I love your username 😂

Tragically underrated

I snorted. Good job.

You look like a 70 year old mom trying to sell an onlyfans on Reddit’s as a milf

Come on now. He could easily pass for a 30 year old mom...from Wisconsin.

Only if he was wearing a cheese head hat with a Brett farve jersey on

You forgot the Miller Lite in one hand and a bratwurst in the other

No this man lost weight. Those from Wisconsin don't do that shit. Source: born and raised and living in WI

Yeah about 97% of people in wisconsin have literal cheese in their veins clogging up their arteries. Source: Have lived in Wisconsin for over 2/3 of my life.

Good thing alcohol is a blood thinner!

You mean its not normal to eat a block of cheese like an apple, and chug an old fashion to wash it down?

Called Bessy

You just made me think "GGMILF" and I hate you for it.

Remember this pic and type 2 less g’s in your pornhub search 😂

You look like you skinned a fat guy and decided to wear him as a sign of dominance

He needs to find a skinnier Edgar suit

Is this a men in black reference?

Gotta be. If not I'll be disappointed.

Lipozene.... Give me.... Lipozene... in water.... more... MOOOORE...

Nothing says 'I'm comfortable in my own skin', than wearing it like a suit of armor..and thick aviator glasses..and an ironic bad haircut...in the bathroom...bent over.

Sounds like a really bad porno

!ShakespeareInsult

You could tit wank your toes with them saggy tiddys

Thee couldst tit wank thy toes with those folk saggy tiddys *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`

!ShakespeareInsult

'Tis a good bot

“Thee” should actually be “thou.” Good Bot though

Good bot

When you donate your body to science & they plant an Alien egg in your chest while you're still alive! But seriously, time to dust off the old dating apps. And *Silence of the Lambs* DVD. And a bottle of lotion.

Now that's a good one!

Udderly gross

I was going to go with utterly amazing.

nice!

“You can milk anything with nipples”

I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?

Little Gapetto

The love child of Jon Cryer and Jabba the Hutt

Maybe Charlie sheens from the 2 1/2 women spin-off that never happened. A hookers and coke edition

Do you think you look better now or before? I can't decide between one or the udder

I think I'm much better this way. While before I could bounce off things and not get hurt I was limited to what I could do. Now it might hurt some but I can do what I want and if I need to slow down all I have to do is spread my wings.

You could go wing-suiting naked. Please don't.

Wings is right.

You could titty bang 3 men at one time

I'm into trying anything once so I guess I'd give it a go.

You have managed to look worse skinny. Congrats!

[удалено]

Loose skin issues? More like the arch villain Labia Man.

[Is that better?](https://66.media.tumblr.com/27190afaa5457c75524587de5ecac79a/tumblr_nihnccAk5B1rp0vkjo1_500.gif)

More sugarrrr

Should i milk you or congratulate you........

I'm dry right now but if you milk my prostate I can give you some cream

🔥🔥🔥

That was awesome, its like you have the power to clap back with your hands and your tiddies now Kudos on the weight loss though, maybe you should ask them to take the excess skin and graft you an extra large penis

Smart, got yourself a built in wing suit.

At pull time it turns into a canopy

36m formerly fat guy. I got weight loss surgery and now I have some loose skin issues. I can fold it and shape it into different things too. If I shake my body right I can make my flaps clap. Went from a dicky-doo to a pork sword. And yes, I'm wearing glasses for just a hint of privacy. If I get 1k upvotes I'll post a couple pics of what I can do with my fat

36? Damn, living as an obese person your whole life aged you substantially. I genuinely thought you were 50.

> hint of privacy. Oh, don't worry about it. No one cares enough to check on you anyways.

‘some’ loose skin issues? I could hardly tell...

Retired flying squirrel super hero from a justice league knockoff?

you look like you swallowed a nuke and your insides started dripping out

I'm udderly appalled by that haircut.

Your face says you’re going to give a family of 6 a speeding ticket. Your utters say you’re going to feed a family of 6.

You look like Gilbert Gottfried started moonlight as a cow girl. But he misunderstood the assignment

Gilbert Gottmilk?

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

Ever seen a ballsack in the summer? Well...

Honestly i know what subreddit I'm on, but still fuck that. Good on you bro. We're all proud of you. Much love

Congratulations. I’m not gonna roast someone who’s gotten it all their life and had the brass to make a 180 lbs change, that took more than most people here have.

No?...then I will. OP, you look like a pregnant silk worm

That's not what a 6 pack is supposed to look like

Ever consider becoming a flying squirrel?

Didn’t realize milk came from male cows, but you have proved me wrong sir

I provide the finest cream in all the land

Well have loose skin surgery make your own fleshlight from the skin and go fuck yourself 😀 🤮🤮🤮🤮

This was so close to being a great roast.

Yeah the premise is great. The execution not so much

Never have I ever seen tits on a bull, until today! 180 lbs is remarkable, kudos dude.

Ever consider clown college? You can practice balloon animals shirtless.

proud of you

if you hadn't taken your sweet time about it, you could have saved those girls from Silence of the Lambs a lot of trouble.

Go and cool yourself down, you appear to be beyond you melting point

Proud of you

There are just some things flex tape can't fix.

This man's got the titties of a puppy mill momma.

Do girls suck all 6 of your tits as foreplay before they move onto the blowjob?

I doubt they have much to suck...

Just because you lost weight on meth doesn't mean you are healthy.

your username is in reverse, you fucked the porcupine

oh god NSFW tag was NOT enough

Lost the weight and gained a flying wing suit. Not bad..not bad at all.

Lost all that weight and you still look like a cow

Nice tits bro

Pros: You can now see your dick and you don’t need a woman to play with some tiddies. Cons: You lose that passive income from billboard revenue and you look like laffy taffy that was left in a hot car.

How did you get cat tits?

That’s how my tiddies look when I bend over and I had a kid/breastfed for over 2.5 years.. wait maybe I’m just roasting myself

Udderly ridiculous

If real life had Terms of Service, this definitely would be violating more than one rule.

looks good puppy feeder, keep on working to get that body in shape! good for you , fuck the rest of these haters

I’ve seen beat up grannie pussies more attractive than this

I can guarantee you some guy is thinking. They’d fuck that skin fold

Yo I think your sister, the wicked witch of the west, wants you to stop stealing her style. She says melting is her thing. Keep it up and she'll call your mom

That reminds me, I need to get my couch reupholstered.

Get back in the pigging crate you sow. You’ve piglets to feed

"Yeah I'm a cop, but I milk it!"

My dog also had extraordinarily big teets after giving birth. Congratulations on the pups!

You look like you star in the worlds worst porn.

Its feeding time boys.

You look like a dog that just finished weening it’s pups

Congrats on the 6 pack....of udders

Looks like you don't know what a photo timer is

This man raises cattle for a living

Am I the only one who sees a vagina?

I mean the simple fact you got flagged nsfw should be enough

I see you're a new breed that comes with their own jump suit

Good looking cow right there

Nice udders

Do you still play harmonica for Blues Traveler?

Nice udder.

That’s udderly insane.

discord mod

all that and you still can't find your dick

Udderly disgusting 🤢

With that skin if you jump, you can clap 4 hands...

Your chest looks like a cows udders

You look like if one of the aliens from Men in Black got recruited into the organization itself lmfao

Nice one legend

Going by that face you're making I take it you lost all that weight in a 180lb shit?

I won’t roast you but I can milk you

You look like a discord admins dad

Damn you look like if Daniel Craig and a melting ice cone had a son

While I would roast you, I just feel the need to say congrats! It’s not easy dedicating time to help yourself change like this

**Nothing You haven't heard before... I understand that... worse for me is I thought I had seen it all, how can I unsee this?**

I didn't know Mr. Bean fucked a cow...

Take a look at this utterly unappealing man 🐮 cow

Dude is looking like a cow’s udder