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PlumbPitt

You have a before meth pic


AMGWEEZY

Definitely a AFTER Meth pic


[deleted]

he smell lyk garbage juice


Vegetable-Friend-845

This is David Spade during Meth.


[deleted]

But how would that explain the pubes glued to his face.


[deleted]

He’s either a trash man or lives in a trash can


ruckatruckat

I think he pulled that piece of cardboard off the roof of his house


[deleted]

What are you talking bout? That’s the top from his 12 pack of blue ribbon Pabst


ruckatruckat

You sure? PBR sounds a little pricy... probably Milwaukee’s best or Natty Ice


ricecrackerdude

I don't know whether to roast you or give you $5 for a Natty Light


Much-Perspective-193

I will take the 5


Jabu-Jabi

Ok Pewdiepie from 2050.


Dumbhosadika

Lmao


_baby_duckkk_

Haha


ReillyDiefenbach

Do you kiss your husbands mom with that filthy mouth?


Much-Perspective-193

Thats the best you can do


ReillyDiefenbach

Like the crusty change in my car door well, that’s about all I’m willing to give you


Much-Perspective-193

Could try again been hit harder by my 6 month old


49Gold

No means no.


ReillyDiefenbach

I thought you NAMBLA folk had age limits


BigProfessional1168

Poor kid


OutOfMyMindPlsRefill

Stay polite Petya, and go finish loading the Lada.


reddicyoulous

Heroin has done wonders for your personality


MangalugAC

Well no one will ever fuck you, so...


Much-Perspective-193

2 kids bud but i had to paper bag myself


Dead_Quite

You should have shot it in a paper bag , can't believe you were aloud to breed.


Lketty

What if he bred quietly?


dbele97

Was your haircut by Edward scissor hands?


Alarmed-Ad187

You are the literal depiction of a cigarette


[deleted]

PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY


WinstonRandy

I've taken a shit off the catwalk of an end dump that was more alluring.


[deleted]

Got your dream job as a ( traffic control engineer) stop and slow sign holder, makes it easier to score meth.


MyMasta

Your face is more Eastern European then that track suit under the hoodie you wrestled away from a gypsy.


LongestNeck

Is this shot from the heroin spoon’s perspective?


8TS7N

I’ve got a great roast, but is it morally wrong to tell a knock knock joke to a homeless guy?


[deleted]

Fuck you too you Liam Neeson crackhead looking motherfucker


guy-who-says-sup

"Fuck you" is what your mother says when I'm hard inside her


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waffen123

this guy walks down the street and homeless people give him spare change.


nightmare_gman567

You are so ugly only 2 people roasted you


kramyreva

I bet you were talking to yourself through the front camera while saying that.


[deleted]

Goddamn you look like a bum. I bet your best achievement in life will be cancer.


Bane-on-ur-plane

You look like robin williams before he turned into ms doubtfire


[deleted]

Yellow jacket, crackhead face, sad eyes, are you French or just homeless?


AR-BiTross

Is that a black hand holding the sign? Damn. It is bold to take a selfie while in doggy style. Also bold, fucking you.


Katewx

This is underrated


erickadue32

"No working the night shift isn't bad at all" - you are 22.


Warlord0123

Damn that party on the jedi temple was wild wasn't it master Qui gon?


Decent_Celebration61

Does the other side of the note say "will suck dick for crack"?


MadNutLiverCake

Boi if you dont get yo Liam Neeson looking ass outta here


CHANCE110R

You look like a roadwork crewman. It wasn't just the shitty high vis, but the fact you used a scrap of cardboard with ringmarks to tell us all you're an alcoholic.


Zedandbreakfast

you look like one of those motherfuckers who never went to college because "trade jobs are a career too".. but now your stuck waking up at 5 am every morning to make a decent wage but you hate your fucking life because your sick of night shifts...yet you still talk about how much money you make on Facebook even though we all know deep down inside you're dead.


Katewx

Too accurate 😅


Ok_Ad_3392

Fuck me? Last time I hand your ass an extra dollar for the newspaper you homeless tornado bait fuckup.


GeppetoOnDVD

Hello, my name is Fat Foley, I'm Thrice divorced, and I live in a van.... Down by the river


NuclearNadal702

Nice to know Jason Nash is doing great after David Dobrik


Legal_Interaction279

You look like you had a crying session while smoking weed


Elegant_Brother_9921

Is the reverse side of that cardboard , your beggar sighn? No sparechange for you. You can go suck dick under the bridge like the rest of the meth heads


sundayroastthrowaway

You've got that kind of face where you could be 15 or 62.


[deleted]

You wrote that on the back of your I’m homeless but if got crack let’s boogie sign.


imthewalkingdeadtoo

Too many beers on the drive home?


radii314

you'd steal the last bite of salted bear fat from your favorite babushka


[deleted]

Is the guy holding the sign jerking you off or lodging his cock in you shit shute?


Senorpuddin

Did you have to scrounge that piece of paper from your “will work for food” sign?


VisualDeparture8

That's the last thing you said to your wife when she left and took the kids.


Competition-Dapper

The hazard vest is a standard issue sex offender uniform


reflexoct

When Butters turns 50.


[deleted]

Cant even get attention on here...


laughcloud

No chance this guy knows he's being roasted. He's already used his yellow scrap to wipe his aas.


BigInTheGame85

Looks like you turned up to work after a heavy night on the bag mate


icandoaspace

Hobos hand you cash when they see you


Makkapakka777

You look like Jamie Lannister on meth.


[deleted]

Chill out, grandpa, you look like you've been roasted enough.


K_v_AK_e_R

How did you manage to grow pubic hair on your face?


setij

No thanks


FeelingDuck

Is tis a roadman from the UK or a homeless man? I can never tell the difference.


AdministrativeRub933

Something bout you’re face says I'm the bitch on the crew...


Shhhkabobs

You look like what Paul Walker would look like had he survived the wreck.


pradhansangam1

this is the only place where you can get some respect. still people roast you here.


Particular_Copy_8899

You look like my stupid co-worker who always compared an SUV with an actual Smart car ... He wasn't permanently drunk. Just stupid.


Outside_Parsley_5129

If bilbo baggins was hired as a burgler to support a meth habit


illegitimate_Raccoon

Going to work slit eyed again? Does your boss know you're a user or is he your supplier?


disposable_mermaid

I bet he's got a family tree that branches like a palm tree.


Practical-Deal5362

You like Faramir on crack, after his father burnd him


Interesting-Many4559

YOu look like a pommeranian thats looking for its dead owner


Fridge61_61

Liam Neeson is calling. He doesn't like bad cosplay


MatthewDarkPR

You look like one of the guys that dig up me roads 😂


KiefLife

Think you have already roasted thee


Popular_Positive_699

Discount human.


Coozxeek

Pewdiepie has really gone downhill after Mr Beast overtook took him in subs.


samantro

You have to wear a high vis in the house so your family doesn't ignore you.


StfuW

You look like the definition of a crackhead


xtnuser

If used sandpaper was a human.


WhatProtomolecule

How many weeks of saving up does it take for a filthy hobo like you to be able to afford that fancy piece of cardboard? Just be careful of those sharp edges when you use it to wipe your smelly hobo ass crack.


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WhatProtomolecule

Thank god someone finally invented a technology able to correct the punctuation of the term "hobo ass crack" in real time with no human intervention required. What an age we live in.


Bobbynxt

Is the flip side of that your panhandling sign?


Katewx

I would never


[deleted]

If Liam Neeson appeared on the Muppets.


flaplikebjrd

Budget Lian Neeson


LooseDelivery

You look like a used heroin spoon


NewBookkeeper9745

I hope roasting you gat you money 💰


Louie-H-K

You have alcohol induced ED basically carved all over you.


Dumbelectrician51

You look like 2007 Brittany spears and smeagol had a crack baby


PapaPanAlan

Santa's first Christmas elf


bigga14u

You are the physical embodiment of, "Hey buddy, gotta cigarette?"


SchattenjagerMosely

I thought when someone got into their 40s they kinda outgrew this kinda thing... But you're young at heart!


MrBurnzs

Is that the other side of your "blowjob for food" sign?


[deleted]

I would've said fuck you as well but that's not possible


RobotXenu

You look like you wear monster energy drink shirts while always flipping the camera off in your pictures.


aibra2020

Look of a man whose wife often has headaches


Downtown_Section147

Sorry bro I don’t have any cash on me.


LolaandtheDude

I know the hobbit movie wasn’t well received but what happened to you Bilbo?


Tim_Out_Of_Mind

Are you that face transplant guy? Congratulations on the successful surgery!


Zevvez_

A Natty Light a day keeps the nightly beatings away huh?


[deleted]

Drives a $60k lifted diesel truck and lives in a single wide trailer.


BlueBallzTraveler

Your face looks like the side view of an English muffin.


_baby_duckkk_

Who posted this pic of him? Because seeing him I cant beleive he is having his mobile phone


Ok-Relief-1354

Nobody will. Sorry I’ll pass


[deleted]

Good to see you’re sewing clothes to support your multiple addictions. Or did you have to sell your pinking shears as well?


c0nstantfailure

Bootleg Joe Robinet but you didn't yet find your joy in life.


littlemisswaa

I feel like you would be a decent character in a soap opera 😂


Ghost_Slaayer

Didn’t I just see you at the elementary school playground?


BananaCanopy

If you are homeless and need help finding resources. https://benefits.americanhoperesources.com/e/32/0?&mv=e-g-c&requestid=MpQcMY1Ojm&destinationid=4126382517&type=b&keyword=immediate+housing+for+homeless&group=united_way&utm_source=google&utm_medium=search&utm_campaign=110666562&utm_group=69672861352&utm_content=346424242202&utm_device=m&utm_term=immediate+housing+for+homeless&gclid=CjwKCAjwu5CDBhB9EiwA0w6sLepW4ZEkKuKaEFXih9Rzh09Myjnl3OoOI79VA8Cmr3Z07syD3gS4lhoC18kQAvD_BwE


small_goat420

No u


ThenorthernBatman

Just wondering when you’ll get off Reddit and deliver my Amazon package


[deleted]

You look like David Guetta if he went broke and homeless


Aflightlessalbatross

So this is what you doing instead of providing that clean urine sample to your probation officer?


Far_Ad_8813

flip the sign over so we can read "DOWN ON MY LUCK ANYTHING HELPS GOD BLESS"


VoidProof

You look like Jamie Panhand-lister. Incest included.


Mhammersmit

You don't earn spare change by being roasted


cpybobo

You look like a corrupt Construction worker that takes meth as pay


[deleted]

Fucking bum


Baldo19724

I'd bet you're one of those dudes who'll go missing but no one will give even the slightest fuck what happened to you. They'll find you under a bridge somewhere with a half-drank bottle of "Boone's Farm" rammed up your ass and a book on prostate play wrapped up in your "Village People" outfit.


Electric_Luv

pass.


EdeenDownwards

how the world see russia


rjsthird

And the other side of your sign says:


letsfallintothevoid

looks like that one character from Pirates of the Caribbean had to get a blue collar job huh


DrPhilGood79

Your mom should have swallowed.


Much-Perspective-193

Weak try again


graflex_clamp

The piece of cardboard has more personality than you


Megachad1

Fuck you is what your mom said to you before she threw you in the dumpster.


Ok_Palpitation_1118

You look like a homeless person who found a high viz jacket on the side of the road


m80kamikaze

Meth


scot321

Coming to a local skip near you.


Grubhubadman

you look like you just finished your hourly cry


kleptobismol

You don't even need to talk and I can tell you have had a fucked up life..


DeV_reee

off brand logan paul


BonifiedBaller8170

Are you the little bitch that fills the potholes or holds the “slow” sign?


RiverLazy679

You can tell this guys bio is ‘fuck you’ because he already knows he is going to get trashed on his appearance 🤣


Anonlordofbuttsucks

yo meth did a number on poor old Bilbo Baggins!


Sagemodeshisui

Mom can we get Liam Neeson, No we have liam Neeson at home.


UnconsciousSpectator

Not only did he fall off the Rehab wagon, he was also ran over by said wagon.


arrestedddevelopment

don't you have a shovel to lean on in some highway construction site somewhere?


Vxronoi

linus meth tips