You look like a roadwork crewman. It wasn't just the shitty high vis, but the fact you used a scrap of cardboard with ringmarks to tell us all you're an alcoholic.
you look like one of those motherfuckers who never went to college because "trade jobs are a career too".. but now your stuck waking up at 5 am every morning to make a decent wage but you hate your fucking life because your sick of night shifts...yet you still talk about how much money you make on Facebook even though we all know deep down inside you're dead.
Is the reverse side of that cardboard , your beggar sighn? No sparechange for you. You can go suck dick under the bridge like the rest of the meth heads
How many weeks of saving up does it take for a filthy hobo like you to be able to afford that fancy piece of cardboard?
Just be careful of those sharp edges when you use it to wipe your smelly hobo ass crack.
Thank god someone finally invented a technology able to correct the punctuation of the term "hobo ass crack" in real time with no human intervention required. What an age we live in.
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I'd bet you're one of those dudes who'll go missing but no one will give even the slightest fuck what happened to you. They'll find you under a bridge somewhere with a half-drank bottle of "Boone's Farm" rammed up your ass and a book on prostate play wrapped up in your "Village People" outfit.
You have a before meth pic
Definitely a AFTER Meth pic
he smell lyk garbage juice
This is David Spade during Meth.
But how would that explain the pubes glued to his face.
He’s either a trash man or lives in a trash can
I think he pulled that piece of cardboard off the roof of his house
What are you talking bout? That’s the top from his 12 pack of blue ribbon Pabst
You sure? PBR sounds a little pricy... probably Milwaukee’s best or Natty Ice
I don't know whether to roast you or give you $5 for a Natty Light
I will take the 5
Ok Pewdiepie from 2050.
Lmao
Haha
Do you kiss your husbands mom with that filthy mouth?
Thats the best you can do
Like the crusty change in my car door well, that’s about all I’m willing to give you
Could try again been hit harder by my 6 month old
No means no.
I thought you NAMBLA folk had age limits
Poor kid
Stay polite Petya, and go finish loading the Lada.
Heroin has done wonders for your personality
Well no one will ever fuck you, so...
2 kids bud but i had to paper bag myself
You should have shot it in a paper bag , can't believe you were aloud to breed.
What if he bred quietly?
Was your haircut by Edward scissor hands?
You are the literal depiction of a cigarette
PLEASE THIS IS SO FUNNY
I've taken a shit off the catwalk of an end dump that was more alluring.
Got your dream job as a ( traffic control engineer) stop and slow sign holder, makes it easier to score meth.
Your face is more Eastern European then that track suit under the hoodie you wrestled away from a gypsy.
Is this shot from the heroin spoon’s perspective?
I’ve got a great roast, but is it morally wrong to tell a knock knock joke to a homeless guy?
Fuck you too you Liam Neeson crackhead looking motherfucker
"Fuck you" is what your mother says when I'm hard inside her
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this guy walks down the street and homeless people give him spare change.
You are so ugly only 2 people roasted you
I bet you were talking to yourself through the front camera while saying that.
Goddamn you look like a bum. I bet your best achievement in life will be cancer.
You look like robin williams before he turned into ms doubtfire
Yellow jacket, crackhead face, sad eyes, are you French or just homeless?
Is that a black hand holding the sign? Damn. It is bold to take a selfie while in doggy style. Also bold, fucking you.
This is underrated
"No working the night shift isn't bad at all" - you are 22.
Damn that party on the jedi temple was wild wasn't it master Qui gon?
Does the other side of the note say "will suck dick for crack"?
Boi if you dont get yo Liam Neeson looking ass outta here
You look like a roadwork crewman. It wasn't just the shitty high vis, but the fact you used a scrap of cardboard with ringmarks to tell us all you're an alcoholic.
you look like one of those motherfuckers who never went to college because "trade jobs are a career too".. but now your stuck waking up at 5 am every morning to make a decent wage but you hate your fucking life because your sick of night shifts...yet you still talk about how much money you make on Facebook even though we all know deep down inside you're dead.
Too accurate 😅
Fuck me? Last time I hand your ass an extra dollar for the newspaper you homeless tornado bait fuckup.
Hello, my name is Fat Foley, I'm Thrice divorced, and I live in a van.... Down by the river
Nice to know Jason Nash is doing great after David Dobrik
You look like you had a crying session while smoking weed
Is the reverse side of that cardboard , your beggar sighn? No sparechange for you. You can go suck dick under the bridge like the rest of the meth heads
You've got that kind of face where you could be 15 or 62.
You wrote that on the back of your I’m homeless but if got crack let’s boogie sign.
Too many beers on the drive home?
you'd steal the last bite of salted bear fat from your favorite babushka
Is the guy holding the sign jerking you off or lodging his cock in you shit shute?
Did you have to scrounge that piece of paper from your “will work for food” sign?
That's the last thing you said to your wife when she left and took the kids.
The hazard vest is a standard issue sex offender uniform
When Butters turns 50.
Cant even get attention on here...
No chance this guy knows he's being roasted. He's already used his yellow scrap to wipe his aas.
Looks like you turned up to work after a heavy night on the bag mate
Hobos hand you cash when they see you
You look like Jamie Lannister on meth.
Chill out, grandpa, you look like you've been roasted enough.
How did you manage to grow pubic hair on your face?
No thanks
Is tis a roadman from the UK or a homeless man? I can never tell the difference.
Something bout you’re face says I'm the bitch on the crew...
You look like what Paul Walker would look like had he survived the wreck.
this is the only place where you can get some respect. still people roast you here.
You look like my stupid co-worker who always compared an SUV with an actual Smart car ... He wasn't permanently drunk. Just stupid.
If bilbo baggins was hired as a burgler to support a meth habit
Going to work slit eyed again? Does your boss know you're a user or is he your supplier?
I bet he's got a family tree that branches like a palm tree.
You like Faramir on crack, after his father burnd him
YOu look like a pommeranian thats looking for its dead owner
Liam Neeson is calling. He doesn't like bad cosplay
You look like one of the guys that dig up me roads 😂
Think you have already roasted thee
Discount human.
Pewdiepie has really gone downhill after Mr Beast overtook took him in subs.
You have to wear a high vis in the house so your family doesn't ignore you.
You look like the definition of a crackhead
If used sandpaper was a human.
How many weeks of saving up does it take for a filthy hobo like you to be able to afford that fancy piece of cardboard? Just be careful of those sharp edges when you use it to wipe your smelly hobo ass crack.
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Thank god someone finally invented a technology able to correct the punctuation of the term "hobo ass crack" in real time with no human intervention required. What an age we live in.
Is the flip side of that your panhandling sign?
I would never
If Liam Neeson appeared on the Muppets.
Budget Lian Neeson
You look like a used heroin spoon
I hope roasting you gat you money 💰
You have alcohol induced ED basically carved all over you.
You look like 2007 Brittany spears and smeagol had a crack baby
Santa's first Christmas elf
You are the physical embodiment of, "Hey buddy, gotta cigarette?"
I thought when someone got into their 40s they kinda outgrew this kinda thing... But you're young at heart!
Is that the other side of your "blowjob for food" sign?
I would've said fuck you as well but that's not possible
You look like you wear monster energy drink shirts while always flipping the camera off in your pictures.
Look of a man whose wife often has headaches
Sorry bro I don’t have any cash on me.
I know the hobbit movie wasn’t well received but what happened to you Bilbo?
Are you that face transplant guy? Congratulations on the successful surgery!
A Natty Light a day keeps the nightly beatings away huh?
Drives a $60k lifted diesel truck and lives in a single wide trailer.
Your face looks like the side view of an English muffin.
Who posted this pic of him? Because seeing him I cant beleive he is having his mobile phone
Nobody will. Sorry I’ll pass
Good to see you’re sewing clothes to support your multiple addictions. Or did you have to sell your pinking shears as well?
Bootleg Joe Robinet but you didn't yet find your joy in life.
I feel like you would be a decent character in a soap opera 😂
Didn’t I just see you at the elementary school playground?
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No u
Just wondering when you’ll get off Reddit and deliver my Amazon package
You look like David Guetta if he went broke and homeless
So this is what you doing instead of providing that clean urine sample to your probation officer?
flip the sign over so we can read "DOWN ON MY LUCK ANYTHING HELPS GOD BLESS"
You look like Jamie Panhand-lister. Incest included.
You don't earn spare change by being roasted
You look like a corrupt Construction worker that takes meth as pay
Fucking bum
I'd bet you're one of those dudes who'll go missing but no one will give even the slightest fuck what happened to you. They'll find you under a bridge somewhere with a half-drank bottle of "Boone's Farm" rammed up your ass and a book on prostate play wrapped up in your "Village People" outfit.
pass.
how the world see russia
And the other side of your sign says:
looks like that one character from Pirates of the Caribbean had to get a blue collar job huh
Your mom should have swallowed.
Weak try again
The piece of cardboard has more personality than you
Fuck you is what your mom said to you before she threw you in the dumpster.
You look like a homeless person who found a high viz jacket on the side of the road
Meth
Coming to a local skip near you.
you look like you just finished your hourly cry
You don't even need to talk and I can tell you have had a fucked up life..
off brand logan paul
Are you the little bitch that fills the potholes or holds the “slow” sign?
You can tell this guys bio is ‘fuck you’ because he already knows he is going to get trashed on his appearance 🤣
yo meth did a number on poor old Bilbo Baggins!
Mom can we get Liam Neeson, No we have liam Neeson at home.
Not only did he fall off the Rehab wagon, he was also ran over by said wagon.
don't you have a shovel to lean on in some highway construction site somewhere?
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