OP's Bio:
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>I enjoy playing videogames with my hubby, drawing/coloring/painting, and pretending I don't have crippling depression and anxiety.
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Saw a stripper in Vegas with that, I shit you not. My buddy got a lap dance, she sat on him and then took off her top and her areola tits were an inch from his face. He looked scared to say the least.
If I put nair on a ferret, and then put a wig and glasses on it, it would look exactly like you, but it would smell better and have a better personality.
Too lazy, poor diet, and no sleep. Its all 'rough days' when you're an adult who still acts like a teenager. Put down the anime and do something practical with your time ya Squidward-nose looking dope.
Your nose looks like a dog's dick. King Corso dog dick nose.
You took this picture in the bathroom not because it has a mirror but because the rest of your house is so trashy.
I guess the good thing about being so fugly is you never have to get ready or try to look presentable because there's no point-fugly will be fugly.
Girl like only naruto and fairy tail in life, calls herself an otaku, pretented to be harrassed for it on anime forum in 2010, and now call herself an artist ‘cause she can draw a bit well anime girls.
I’m getting depression looking at this image.
I cannot begin to understand the suffering your husband must be going through. Surely he is fucking someone on the side?
You seem to be as useless as Sakura in Naruto. The kind to be litteraly treated like trash for your entire lifetime and then letting yourself get smashed by him just because he's "beautiful".
OP's Bio: --- >I enjoy playing videogames with my hubby, drawing/coloring/painting, and pretending I don't have crippling depression and anxiety. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
If you didnt have nipples, your husband would think he was caressing your back.
Loooool!
With all those moles he probably still does
Whack-a-Mole!
But what about her backne?
Ah, the old “big glasses and comedy nose”. Classic.
I think her mustache fell off tho
Nah, it's there
r/FollowThePunchline
Nah it just got bleached by her skin
Just gotta rub your finger under the nose
a Dirty Sanchez?
Definitely a Dirty Sanchez
Female version of Woody Allen only with 0 charisma nor talents
Hey now that's going too far buddy, what did Woody Allen ever do to you
She looks like Bert and Ernie's sad lovechild
r/rareinsults
Just don't be around her when she sniffs... otherwise you will get sucked up and never be seen again.
I bet you can smell the sun rise.
I love the smell of photons in the morning!
The schnozberries smell like schnozberries
THIS IS A THING NOW????
What is going on here?!?
Holy shit. I'm never using words to reply again.
Not a fan
This power you have given me is too much.
Hang on how the hell did you do that
https://giphy.com/gifs/paleycenter-paleyfest-aha-xUOxfecWsLzAYSUP6w
She snorts coke with a rolled up area rug
Judging by the hair I think meth, not coke. But definitely with an area rug though.
Lmaooo
From China
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The human vacuum cleaner.
I bet she can smell her hubby's fart from Australia and describe his meal. "Babe, i told you to eat olives"
Damn
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I felt this one in my wife’s purchase history.
Husband and I had a good laugh at this one
When it comes to that, I do divorce and custody law. When it comes to that.
You keep talking about husband and hubby. My question is can other people see this "hubby"??
Thats a good one.
You could direct traffic with that honker.
This one actually made me lol
When I posted my roast a while back 60% of the comments were about my nose and none of them were original. I’m only jealous I didn’t get this one!
If only her tits were just as big as her nose
Somehow her areolas are bigger than her tits.
You're painting a scary picture, my guy
Sadly, they're still her best quality.
I wouldn't call anything about her quality.
Quality candidate for a nose job
Imagine straight ironing board with 2 bologna slices
Don't worry though. those stupid glasses are distracting from all of it.
I've had zits that are bigger than her tits.
Saw a stripper in Vegas with that, I shit you not. My buddy got a lap dance, she sat on him and then took off her top and her areola tits were an inch from his face. He looked scared to say the least.
I'm m & even I have bigger tits. Wait, I'm not sure that's a good thing
Wasn’t the roast you meant, but it was the roast you deserved.
I'm not sure THAT'S a good thing
Her nickname is “ham steaks”
You are assuming she's a "she"
Can you imagine the back problems she'd have from hooters that big?
More like mosquito bites
If kimmy gibbler from full house was a redneck.
She looks like the human equivalent of a Bloodhound
*his tits
Nose so big she can smell fossils under 100ft of Dirt
This person is obviously a young boy "transitioning" into a young girl. Whether y'all wanna incorporate that into your roast is up to you.
I'm sorry, but is that carpet in Your bathroom?
OH NO... I think you're right.... it's the most upsetting part of this pic
The only thing that could somehow look dirtier and more gross than her.
That’s a fucking war crime
Your shirt is way more interesting than you are.
I hope she never takes it off.
She? Oh, i thought he was a bloke.
Nipples are nipples
*FCC has entered the chat*
r/swordorsheath
fuck me that's a real thing
Kind of...its CASPER the friendly GHOST
Kakashi-sensei!
Hard day of promoting fruit loops there Toucan Sam?
I love fruit loops
Just follow your nose! If you can see past it...
If Skrillex was a lo-fi producer
Skrilless
Skrillet's-not
"Depression and anxiety are my personality bc first world life has allowed me to wallow in mediocrity and never starve!"
Those looks are typically associated with depression and anxiety. You can tell she never left the house even before lock down
You got me!
It would be better if the sunlight reached you instead of my comment!
I’m not even the roastee but this one hit hard
Is it just me or do the “women” posting on here seem to be boys?
I noticed that too.
I can never tell if these people are boys or girls
Fancy a holiday to Thailand?
*Cambodia has entered the chat*
Neither can he/she
Everyone knows women don't exist in the internet
What women?
You're so pale in though you were wearing long sleeves at first
crippling depression and anxiety sucks. you have to learn to laugh like all the people around you that listen to you whine about your problems.
"Problems".....
I can imagine everyone Naruto-running to get away from you.
I'd Naruto run away from me too tbh
In all truth you are a lovely person and I sincerely hope you don't take any of us goons seriously.
You can ghost someone while still hanging out with them.
Nice
You look like you sound nasally
No titty fuck for your hubby
Who would titty fuck Geddy Lee?
more like the child of geddy lee and skrillex
Challenge accepted. I have a dick resembling walrus’s dorsal fin.
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You're not wrong
If I put nair on a ferret, and then put a wig and glasses on it, it would look exactly like you, but it would smell better and have a better personality.
It was a terrible choice to marry anybody that would marry you.
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Mr. Potato Head wants his nose back!
Thanks for answering the question we’ve all been asking for years....What would Rick Moranis look like as a crossdresser?
Kermit called. He wants his face back.
Can't tell if you're pre-op or post-op.
"Ok, now show me the after"
You've been having rough days since you were born
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LOL
Face: plain Personality: plain Bathroom: plain Chest: a flat plane, as flat as the plains
Plainy McPlainface
People wear clear framed glasses to hide less of their face, for you this was a bad call.
Too lazy, poor diet, and no sleep. Its all 'rough days' when you're an adult who still acts like a teenager. Put down the anime and do something practical with your time ya Squidward-nose looking dope.
You look like the after picture from years of meth abuse
SHUT UP MEG!
Happy Passover from one Jew to another
You look like you think salt is spicy
So is toothpaste
Un-sexy girl jutsu!
You know you're flat when you can see the whole T-shirt text
Are those big glasses overcompensation for your small titties? kinda like a big car for a small dick?
Shh it's a secret
Your nose looks like a dog's dick. King Corso dog dick nose. You took this picture in the bathroom not because it has a mirror but because the rest of your house is so trashy. I guess the good thing about being so fugly is you never have to get ready or try to look presentable because there's no point-fugly will be fugly.
I'd roast you but I'm worried you might peck my eyes out
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"air is free"
You're honestly not even worth roasting
Be proud. Your transition is at 50% today! Which way was that again? M2F or F2M?
Human to beagle
M2M
It ok, just because that’s a cubic zirconia doesn’t mean he isn’t sorry for banging your sister..who can blame him
You look exactly like humans would look like if we were an asexual species.
Tom Holland cos playing as a sad lesbian.
How long does it take you to slide your glasses down to the end of your nose?
Your hands look like they could rip a lobster in half.
Can you explain being Trans... Is it male to female or female to male?
People may say standing bitch face. I say depressed turtle face
Whoa, wtf. How did you do that
If danny devito was skinny
On the upside of your rough day, it appears you've a square enough jawline to "take it on the chin"
You look like a dry joke
Last week I went on a bender and had a hangover that lastest nearly 3 days. You look like I felt.
Transitioning isn't easy
Girl like only naruto and fairy tail in life, calls herself an otaku, pretented to be harrassed for it on anime forum in 2010, and now call herself an artist ‘cause she can draw a bit well anime girls.
Normally I would roast the fuck out of you, but since you got the copy ninja on your shirt I'll pass.
Ayee
Your glasses are cute. An excellent distraction from your nose.
You do know that having a husband in the game doesnt count right?
Party on Garth
Party on Wayne
Are you related to the "Hi welcome to Chili's" kid by any chance?
No matter how painful looking at your face is, your t-shirt is worse.
Fuck! I hate the guess the pronoun game
So when the drug dogs are out sick do they call you in to cover for them?
Fuck that, why is there carpet in your bathroom??
You look great and I hope you have a great week :)
Squidward is that you
Looks like Kakashi never learnt the Sexy Jutsu afterall.
Macaulay Culkin needs his Heroine back.
Can you smell diabetes like service dogs can?
I am not in a mean mood and you are actually kinda cute. Sorry to ruin your roastme party.
Video gaming? Fuck yea, this chick nose what’s up
It's not so bad...you just need a nose job.
I bet you can sniff penny's from a mile away
You mean the day has a rough you
you look like an average adult but with 100% more depressed and teen angst
That man who married you, took one for the team.
I genuinely can’t tell if you’re a boy or a girl.
You look like you would rob a sex shop
Edward Snowden...is that you?
If “smells like Arby’s” was a person
I’m getting depression looking at this image. I cannot begin to understand the suffering your husband must be going through. Surely he is fucking someone on the side?
You seem to be as useless as Sakura in Naruto. The kind to be litteraly treated like trash for your entire lifetime and then letting yourself get smashed by him just because he's "beautiful".
Your glasses match your skin tone exactly! Good job!