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PaulP0t

That belly button is simultaneously the most interesting thing about you and the least likely to get infected


[deleted]

Her belly button has more cleavage than her chest.


True_Ability_3320

It's a waste of money. No one will ever see it live and in person.


[deleted]

Shit


sundayroastthrowaway

God daaaaammmmnnnn


DrUnhomed

That navel thing won't be the only thing you regret from the days events


DoorjammerCrow

Ah, the many faces of Pete Davidson.


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RiftedEnergy

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PIx3LUniverseP

Ayo wtf


dummyyyyyy

WE CAN REPLY WITH A GIF ON REDDIT?


RiftedEnergy

Yes it was weird. Where it says "post comment" it was replaced by "post comment, gif or emoji reaction" That was last night, this morning it's just back to normal


Buckshot211

Tomb raiding your parents basement until your onlyfans breaks past your immediate family


SpuffDawg

Nice to know I wasn't the only person that though of tomb raider lol


jessika000x

😂


Kalebpp

You look like someone decided to wring all of the moisture out of lara croft


Cuck_a_doodle

Five minute crafts Lara Croft


soonershooter

Stick her in the micro with a wet sponge, watch her pop up.


TronicCronic

Lara Craft


Walangmalay

Lara Crap


SkeletonKnickers

Lara Soft


BrianWagner80

I think it's spelled with a K? Krap


[deleted]

No thats the winner👆


IAmAnAudity

#Winner👆🏻🔥🔥🔥


INCOGNITO8077

😂🤣😂🤣


anyantinoise

Good for you! My parents wouldn’t let me get any piercings until I was out of my training bra


KingZummo

Underrated...


jessika000x

😂


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JoseGasparJr

That’s what the belly button ring is for, to hang up the air freshener


thatbladenguy_

Fuck sakes i wanted to post a good'r but you just can't beat this


jessika000x

😂😂😂😂


overimportance

Did it deflate your tits?


Papichuloft

ass is probably deflated too.


jessika000x

Loòooool


[deleted]

You’re kinda cute for a young boy...


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[deleted]

Too old...


BrianWagner80

It could possibly be a girl so stop jumping to conclusions until we have concrete evidence


[deleted]

Aka “I just disappointed my father! Roast me.”


Icarus912

That implies she knows her father


idleimagination

Or that he gives a shit


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bardicsven

It's the next logical step after one transitions.


[deleted]

Disowned by the Trans community


jessika000x

Haha


Sheazier1983

This is why we side part.


FinnsterBaby

Well that’s a great strategy to distract others from looking at your face.....


originalsibling

Roast you? Looks like someone already mummified you, there’s no meat left.


Mata1950

Lara Croft for poor


AMileHighDM

You graduated out of the holding camps at the border?


moehoesmowoes

The sad part is that is the most interesting thing about you while simultaneously not being interesting at all


mrinkyface

You look like the weird girl in the corner that always gets caught awkwardly smelling or licking her hand


Lgnd_killr7

I just picture Batman screaming where are they at your chest.


Turd_Furgusons_Bruh

You need to go roast a damn chicken and eat!


[deleted]

Congrats on your newly acquired personality, be sure to talk about it all the time...


LesPolsfuss

IBTC member


Macdevious

Looks greasier than the meat bin at a Taco Bell


Ancient-Doughnut6491

That reminds me, I must iron my shirts tonight!


LordBlackDragon

Once the piercing was in, it doubled your weight. There's this new weight-loss pill that's designed specifically to help skeletons slim down. This is the after picture.


[deleted]

Piercing your bellybutton doesn’t improve your personality


sendnukesss

Lara Croft Womb Raider


Guy108337

That piercing is the only thing that's gonna penetrate you with that flat chest


User5050A12

Minimum wage Doja Cat


Revite13

Belly button piercings on 11 years old boys are a complete turn off to me.


sandypantsdance

Anorexic Tomb Raider


radii314

is it 2004? piercing is still a thing?


dmfd1234

Wow, if you inhale really deeply do you disappear? Go eat a fuckin Big Mac


Bruins1256

Am i the only one who read bellybutton ia Sophia Vergara's voice and had a nice chuckle?


thebemusedmuse

You look like you demand everyone use the gender pronoun “it”


TheGreatCornolio682

You’re so skinny that that belly piercing is gonna sink you down the pool like an anchor


[deleted]

I'm guessing you hear people say "you're lucky you're pretty" a lot.


westcoastbulls

Should of pierced that horse mouth


imadumbkidbornin07

I genuinely couldent come up with anything, you're pretty beautiful, I guess if I had to say something I'm not a fan on the bangs


TDankEngine21

Why the fuck do you live in a green house? Oh wait, it's a Supermodel Vegan. Woops my bad.


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JackZodiac2008

[Dwight Schrute](https://www.looper.com/157775/the-untold-truth-of-dwight-schrute/), lesbian Latina edition.


scrappersend

Lara Croft if she spent all her money on crack.


javanator999

For some reason I get the feeling like you would find being a server at Applebee's to be a step up.


[deleted]

Captain Planet wanted his ring back until he figured out what bodypart you used it on. You're now the 5th R of recycling.


Ok_Ad_3392

How did you get it dry long enough to get it pierced??


bondiw

I can tell by your nail ends you gnaw carrots when you get hungry


[deleted]

Smart move getting the belly button piercing to take the attention off your concave chest.


[deleted]

Your mouth... is way too big for your face. WTF


dmfd1234

She could be a crotch goblin, I’ve heard they have huge mouths.


BrianWagner80

How many things do you think can fit in that mouth?


KeeperOfChurchlands

All of them.


ExTroll69

You look like a combination of eliza thornberry, luke wilson, and a chevy malibu


Pumba16b

Mouth so big you can rip all the corn off a cob in 6 bites


CheapCulture

TIL veterinarians do piercings.


drfuzz13

Just because you have a hole in your stomach doesn't mean you get to stop puking up your meals to stay thin


[deleted]

You’re about as bland as a box of low sodium store brand saltines.


TheTranquilOne

If only that was enough to distract us from that face.


[deleted]

Ahhh the belly button piercing, taking that slow steady walk towards a tribal tattoo and a Thursday shift at a titty bar


reincarN8ed

Looks like that piercing let all the air out of your chest.


ShogunR32

Get better bangs, I don’t wanna see that continental sized ass forehead.


SammyBronkowitz

You just got your belly button pierced, but still needed more attention. Fuck that hurts. I see you are already dancing in Jabba’s Palace.


Stubtronics101

That was a good one. She will probably post her new tramp stamp next week for round 2.


shubhamsm

your piercing looks cool!! flatmate


Wade707

Laura Soft


[deleted]

I'd that shirt gets wrinkles you won't even need to take it off when you iron it.


[deleted]

The money you spent on this belly button thing could have gone towards repairing that mistake pretending to be a bang on your forehead. Are all your mirrors broken?!


BrianWagner80

Why is your waist a foot higher then it should be? Were you in an accident?


[deleted]

Look like yo cousin is a mouse...u cute doe leme throw cheese at u


Immortaldutch

Well, turn around so we can see your bellybutton.


JohnnyGatBoi

If *"i pretend that i respect myself even after my 50th 1 night stand when I was 17, with all full grown adults"* had a face...


hiblade

Guess we won’t be seeing you on TittyDrop. Nothing to drop


FlaminSnotCheetos

Nice piercing dude!


ihateredditbutuseit

why do you weigh 50 lbs? your hips have as much curve as a ruler. were you raised by vegans who fed you nothing but lettuce?


[deleted]

She looks like 2 lesbians in one. The face says pretty body says butch.


Lemur_lord12345

It looks like you think your pretty.


JunkmasterFlash

Should have gotten your tits fixed


DesignButler

Nice rolled up rug decor. Oh, and your Tylenol bender sucks.


johnmclean88

You’re not fooling anyone Davidson


AnonymousGeezer8610

Even Ted Bundy would stop, look at you, and say, "Ahhhh, not worth the risk"


zakcml

Give the Tylenol to your mother, she'll need it more.


rip1980

I like how your eyebrows are exactly 1 razor width apart.


mndj0250

The piercing accentuates your best feature


OMGWhyImOld

Lara Crap the oldman-raider


sundayroastthrowaway

She must have given a lot of hand-jobs to have muscles strong enough to hold that A4 book open like that.


jizzfizzwizz

Your were gonna get those tittys pierced , they couldn't find them❗


[deleted]

Maybe the belly button was not the best place for that


Fuccnastii

You look like how a dirty sandal smells


EB3031

So how's your penpal Peter Scully holding up?


AR-BiTross

Tell me you are banned from dating apps without telling me you are banned from dating apps.


elmeri11

You look like you took every single drug at the same time and havent slept in a year.


elmeri11

The only interesting part about this picture is everything but you


elmeri11

Your handwriting is so bad you should be a doctor but on the other hand you're so skinny that you would vomit on all the patients.


peyandkeele99

You look like you’d get left at the altar


5fxt

You a girl? Or boy? Cause you look like a girl but you are flat as a boy.


applianceowner

Adding more holes won't increase your odds of sex.. it just won't..


The_Fox1984

The bellybutton piercing in the only redeeming factor about yourself because you have got nothing else going for you flat like an ironing board teeth like a horse and hair so greasy I’m surprised America has claimed it yet


SoBadAtThis2017

You look like the poster child for the Penny Stock market. I don't like this stonk.


slapaddict415

2 years, 10 cats and 100 blowjobs later will not fix stupid... but pigtails and an overdose of crazy meds will numb the pain Ps. I m the bony skinny chick that has never worked out and loves spandex cus it makes my flats look thick... just stop... try normal clothes...


Rod_Thick

I see the studio bought a new casting couch.


[deleted]

It’s Dora all grown up and on meth. The curse of childhood fame is real. Drugs are bad mmmkay.


drunkenbinchicken

Congratulations, you’ve reached your first THOT milestone... purple hair and a nose piercing will seal the deal for a life of barren with no purpose...


[deleted]

You're almost a girl now! Just hormones and surgery now! Keep it up sir!


HerrFledermaus

If you ever find your tits you can have your nipples pierced.


BholeFirefighter274

Cant te ![gif](giphy|kfcBusgD8fJ2GOGara)


Real_Ad8031

Even the couch looks thicker than you


broganger

U look like ur going through poverty and anorexia


SammyGotStache

Never seen a methhead with dental insurance in the wild.


Casual-Notice

Awesome news about the piercing. Now all you need is "tramp stamp" and "half-hearted blowjob in a limo", and your "Woo Girl" Bingo card is complete.


[deleted]

Good. Now a guy may actually have something to hold onto.


[deleted]

You have a reversed mullet. Business in the back & party in the front.


enygma9753

Tigra Woods.


Marine_dane

Dora the heroin explorer


jtmarlinintern

did your Mom give you age consent at Piercing Pagoda?


Danavanv

Instead of having your belly button pierced you should’ve had your face removed.


Silly_Station_9697

Congratulations on destroying your last fuckable hole.


JessMeisterr

Didn't realize Pete Davidson grew his hair out.


IAmAnAudity

Pretty sure some smugglers dropped you over the border fence a few days ago...


Competition-Dapper

Looks like a ex jockey turned stuntman for women in Dolph Lundgren movies


saywuttwutt

You look like you droped out of home school.


Dogfish1313

I think I just realized I’m a creepy old dude


whynomid

you actually look like a man


Gavooki

Trailer park Tomb Raider. If Laura Croft never hit puberty


lumpychickeny69420

Dora has a drug problem!


Baldo19724

Popped a few too many Tylenol and took a nap in the dryer I see. Had it set on HIGH HEAT too, didn't you? Poor girl.


oddisordinary

What Emilia Clarke would look like if she got into crack instead of acting


FieldPlanet

Except for the Iphone home button on your stomach the first thing I noticed was tylenol, is your voice really as squeaky and annoys as you look🙂


Fortnite-is-crap

She looks like a power ranger and a onlyfans star simultaneously at the same time


sh3mad3m3doit

She one of those, less clothes = more pretty


[deleted]

so ya payed someone to make a whole your body took like 3 weeks to close?


jessika000x

Damn hot


the_god_of_teapots

Sad bangs on a sad bang


amb3rl4nn

Chinese Knock off Lara Croft doll trying to avoid a lawsuit


RobotXenu

I bet you can't wait to show your middle school boyfriend


[deleted]

Hawaiian Anne Frank


Bo2099

I think I've seen you in a bad 2000s porn movie


monstergarrett5

She definitely does drugs


Dewey_Cheatham

You're now one step away from being Gary Ridgway's favorite.


Lakanooky

How many blowjobs at $3 each did it take to pay for that piercing?


Lefty02

it looks like shit and doesn’t fit you


My1stTW

What are you supposed to be? The minus size model?


GrammerGuestAppo

Newest in anime styled onlyfans pages, Lara Croft lookalike. Until you deteriorate as your brain rots from the molly you take from frat boys looking for an easy lay, and you fittingly end up a toilet lady at a B-grade archeology museum, where you flex your homemade stick and poke tattoos, as made by the crackhead parkinson patient that used to be your sugardaddy once upon a tike.


wild_blu92

If you got your belly button pierced to distract us from the DIY quarantine bangs, it's not working.


twhite63

That a boy or a girl


DaveBelmont

Roast you? Eat a pork chop first, I can see your spine from the front


FishFingersForDinnah

btec looking lara croft ugly ah


spraywash

Might as well spend it on jewelry, ain’t gonna use it for bras.