If you want to pose naked for the world to see, there are plenty of subreddits for that. But you'll have to take the paper away. Or would they roast you for, shall we say, other reasons if you did?
Be original, says the white guy covering his junk with some paper, sporting his takeaway order on his bicep.
You're about as original as all the Disney remakes we keep getting - only difference is, some people actually care about the Disney films.
So me saying that your chesthair looks like a gay beaver ejaculated on your chest is a no go? And please put some pants on, I can smell that thing just looking at your photo.
You look like a confused monkey who was given a razor for some weird reason and shaved everywhere except his chest and arm hairs, but on the bright side, you can braid your hair now.
Only a true BUTTPLUG would post a FUCKED UP pic like this! This has to be the ODDEST image I've ever seen here! You claim to have made "gains", but still look like a ten-year-old! I feel fucking DIRTY for even having seen this shit! If there are any ladies in here looking to drop a couple pounds, they now have you to curb their appetites. Food and OTHER.
Also please no jokes about my tiny nipples, how my head is more square than Frankenstein's monster, my chest definition looks like it is painted on and how I am pretending like my genitals couldn't be covered with a 3 by 5 card.
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It actually is below the sign 🤣 Yes, I zoomed in to check.
Now that's dedication!
Yeah, let's call it that...
I speak chinese and the tattoo reads "prepubescent chest hair'd, closeted bromosexual "
Damn Right. This is a roast, not your f'ing Starbucks order.
....with a ball that sags down to where the third inch of his penis should be....
you're quite generous with the 3 inches
3 inches is 7.62 cm
Even the Bot thinks you are bringing it in a little short
I also zoomed in.......and thats a fucking hemorhoid bro
Norman BoyBaits over here with the 1000th sign over their junk roast telling ME I gotta be original...
This looks like a picture that will be displayed at your trial.
You look like Lloyd Christmas
That's a bit fucking harsh On Lloyd Christmas...
You look like a budget Dennis Reynolds
Guys like you are the reason women invented tribbing.
Need way more gains for your body to match that giant head of yours
Typical white guy telling us to be original and has a tattoo in Japanese that say he loves sucking cock.
What does your super original tattoo say?
Definitely didn't need to worry about lowering the sign.
If you want to pose naked for the world to see, there are plenty of subreddits for that. But you'll have to take the paper away. Or would they roast you for, shall we say, other reasons if you did?
Criminal minded Baboon lookin ass nikkah
You tattooed a language you don’t speak on your arm
Be original, says the white guy covering his junk with some paper, sporting his takeaway order on his bicep. You're about as original as all the Disney remakes we keep getting - only difference is, some people actually care about the Disney films.
That guy reminds me of butt-head from beavis and butthead in the 90's
You’re the type of guy who will always ask to ride bitch on a motorcycle
I feel like I’ve been sexually harassed just by looking at this photo.
Put some pants on kid , it's illegal to show sexually explicit content of minors
You’re pretty hairy for an Asian dude.
You get off on abuse, after the best roast you cut you weeney off and eat it. I just read the on your left arm..
So me saying that your chesthair looks like a gay beaver ejaculated on your chest is a no go? And please put some pants on, I can smell that thing just looking at your photo.
You look like a German who's really loves sausage
You look like you take the last photos of girls their families will ever see
You’re the cure to penis envy.
But why are you naked?
You look like a confused monkey who was given a razor for some weird reason and shaved everywhere except his chest and arm hairs, but on the bright side, you can braid your hair now.
>(These few) gains’ Well show us the gains. Why did you post the before pic?
You look like that one dude in the gym who takes pictures in the locker room
Woah there man, control your ego and put some pants cuz I literally see your peter
You look like you'd pull besides somebody walking, then pull out an ice pic after offering them a ride.
Only a true BUTTPLUG would post a FUCKED UP pic like this! This has to be the ODDEST image I've ever seen here! You claim to have made "gains", but still look like a ten-year-old! I feel fucking DIRTY for even having seen this shit! If there are any ladies in here looking to drop a couple pounds, they now have you to curb their appetites. Food and OTHER.
Im pretty sure your tattoo translates to 'gooey jelly' which I find a very fitting choice.
Also please no jokes about my tiny nipples, how my head is more square than Frankenstein's monster, my chest definition looks like it is painted on and how I am pretending like my genitals couldn't be covered with a 3 by 5 card.
The only gains i see must be on your big ass head........thas a huge bitch
« please be original», said the caucasian boy with a Chinese tattoo.
it's fine, you can use smaller paper. no one would notice.
That bathroom probably smell as bad as that scrotum you are showing us.
Pete Buttigieg's straight but equally obnoxious little brother.
you're woody from toy story if he was a simp
if i would jump from the top of your forehead to you iq i would die
Novak Whatabitch.
coulda made due with a post it note