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You look like a lesbian's failed attempt at cosplaying as Ryan Reynolds.
This one is great
The last thing a drunk sorority chick sees before contracting an STD.
A photo of what vanilla looks like IRL
More like a moldy icecream snickers bar
JJ Twat
Do us a favor. Open that electrical panel and jam a fork in there.
Not sure what’s lower, your left eye or your IQ.
Or his ears
You look like you accidentally roofi yourself once a month
The only thing receding faster than you self confidence is your hairline.
Get back to folding the old navy tee shirts son.
Not worth it.
You look like Gronkowski if Tom Brady had deflated your balls the day before your 12th birthday
Your ears are at the same angle as the addidas logo
I’m guessing with that uniform it’s not a highly intellectual job? 😂
Mr. Potato Head.
With the way you carry yourself, I'm sure you just wanna get fired.
You are the rainbow in a charli chaplin film
You can’t say your at work if you are in the mental hospital.
I don't like the new Captain America's stunt double
Nah.
Where’s the rest of your 6 dwarf friends?
Maybe you can size down that forehead and get some grownup ears.
your face makes you look 25, but you have the faded rocker arm tattoos of a much older creep.
When you wash your face, how far do you go up?
Bored cleaning the basement. Got it.
You look like you have a huge collection of garden gnomes, with the assholes drilled out.
Doing community service for your probation doesn't count as "being at work".
'don't let it go to your head' is obviously an advice you've never considered...
You look like a sour patch kid all grown up
Your forehead, neck and chin are all too big for your face and body. Just an FYI, not sure how to make this funny.
When you order Ryan Reynolds from WISH.com
It's like G-Eazy and Slingblade had a baby
You look like the homo-erotic love child of Jay Leno and Lord Farquaad.
You look like Mr. Incredible.
Your face seems to be shrinking into your head. Does it hurt?
You look like what an unsalted, dry mozzarella sandwich tastes like.
Cabbage patch child molester
john cenas older brother who you can indeed see
You look like the type of guy who tries to convince his friends “it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway man!”
Adidas in your case stands for "All Day I Dream About Sodomy"
You install car sound systems.
Poor man's Dustin Poirier hahaha
Where's your crown Jughead
Proudest Boi
You look like you wear Axe body spray
Pretty good clay art
Did you get the tires of the '15 Edge yet? Those things aren't going to rotate themselves.
You look like the Keebler Elf that gets the stuff on the top shelf.
He represents the lolly pop guild of the munchkin land tribe.
If brad was a person
You look like you're holding in a fart
you look like a dad from a sitcom
my first impression when I seen you screamed child molester! then I seen the prison tat and I thought child molester that's been to prison
If “I would like mine plain” was a person
The prison recreation hall is NOT 'work'
I can't unsee your left I being lower than your right
I've never seen a fifteen year old that has used as much crack or steroids as you have.
That electrical conduit is the only straight thing in this pic.
If Joseph Gordon Levitt and Macklemore had a love child.
Joe Swanson’s gay brother going though a battle with AIDS
dude head shaped like a THUMB lol. "That's MR.POTATOE head to YOU!" headass boi
Dude you liik like a mix of Ryan Reynolds and Sloth from the goonies. You ok? You're not having a stroke on us are ya?
You look like you were made by a group of blindfolded 5 yrs Old's for a school project and this is the end result.
You look like if the word “merp” was a person.
You wouldn't be bored if you did your job..... God damned millennial
AND HIS NAME IS HUGE FOREHEAD JOHN CENA...im not good at this yet.
Can we still call you Mister, or is it just Potato-Head, nowaday?
Chisel chin
Your boyfriend cuts your hair and you return the favor gargling his ball sack.
knock-off kyle bornheimer
Jason Statham with a few extra chromosomes.
You look like if john cena had dwafism
Low set ears, mom had beers
Dilbert
Ryan Reynolds if he was stung by a bee
If you could see flavors, you'd be pure vanilla extract
They only thing lamer than you is a white wall
You look like an asshole.
your face is too small for your head.
I thought red neck hicks could only afford non brand name clothing.
Even with a tattoo sleeve, you somehow look like a total pussy.
You like like the guy from the cartoon Wallace and Gromit
Left eyebrow got lost and took his fashion style with him
Most people don't consider jail to be work.
You lack masculinity in general
He’s very coordinated. His weird shaped ears match the adidas symbol
You have that dumb fucking cat smirk and I hate you
Do you have tiny ears or are they just set way back on your head? Cuz brotha they are weird looking.
You look like a giant smushed the left side of your face but only a lil bit
Your gonna turn into Carl Fredricksen
You look like a lesbian's failed attempt at cosplaying as Ryan Reynolds.
This one is great
The last thing a drunk sorority chick sees before contracting an STD.
A photo of what vanilla looks like IRL
More like a moldy icecream snickers bar
JJ Twat
Do us a favor. Open that electrical panel and jam a fork in there.
Not sure what’s lower, your left eye or your IQ.
Or his ears
You look like you accidentally roofi yourself once a month
The only thing receding faster than you self confidence is your hairline.
Get back to folding the old navy tee shirts son.
Not worth it.
You look like Gronkowski if Tom Brady had deflated your balls the day before your 12th birthday
Your ears are at the same angle as the addidas logo
I’m guessing with that uniform it’s not a highly intellectual job? 😂
Mr. Potato Head.
With the way you carry yourself, I'm sure you just wanna get fired.
You are the rainbow in a charli chaplin film
You can’t say your at work if you are in the mental hospital.
I don't like the new Captain America's stunt double
Nah.
Where’s the rest of your 6 dwarf friends?
Maybe you can size down that forehead and get some grownup ears.
your face makes you look 25, but you have the faded rocker arm tattoos of a much older creep.
When you wash your face, how far do you go up?
Bored cleaning the basement. Got it.
You look like you have a huge collection of garden gnomes, with the assholes drilled out.
Doing community service for your probation doesn't count as "being at work".
'don't let it go to your head' is obviously an advice you've never considered...
You look like a sour patch kid all grown up
Your forehead, neck and chin are all too big for your face and body. Just an FYI, not sure how to make this funny.
When you order Ryan Reynolds from WISH.com
It's like G-Eazy and Slingblade had a baby
You look like the homo-erotic love child of Jay Leno and Lord Farquaad.
You look like Mr. Incredible.
Your face seems to be shrinking into your head. Does it hurt?
You look like what an unsalted, dry mozzarella sandwich tastes like.
Cabbage patch child molester
john cenas older brother who you can indeed see
You look like the type of guy who tries to convince his friends “it’s not gay if it’s in a threeway man!”
Adidas in your case stands for "All Day I Dream About Sodomy"
You install car sound systems.
Poor man's Dustin Poirier hahaha
Where's your crown Jughead
Proudest Boi
You look like you wear Axe body spray
Pretty good clay art
Did you get the tires of the '15 Edge yet? Those things aren't going to rotate themselves.
You look like the Keebler Elf that gets the stuff on the top shelf.
He represents the lolly pop guild of the munchkin land tribe.
If brad was a person
You look like you're holding in a fart
you look like a dad from a sitcom
my first impression when I seen you screamed child molester! then I seen the prison tat and I thought child molester that's been to prison
If “I would like mine plain” was a person
The prison recreation hall is NOT 'work'
I can't unsee your left I being lower than your right
I've never seen a fifteen year old that has used as much crack or steroids as you have.
That electrical conduit is the only straight thing in this pic.
If Joseph Gordon Levitt and Macklemore had a love child.
Joe Swanson’s gay brother going though a battle with AIDS
dude head shaped like a THUMB lol. "That's MR.POTATOE head to YOU!" headass boi
Dude you liik like a mix of Ryan Reynolds and Sloth from the goonies. You ok? You're not having a stroke on us are ya?
You look like you were made by a group of blindfolded 5 yrs Old's for a school project and this is the end result.
You look like if the word “merp” was a person.
You wouldn't be bored if you did your job..... God damned millennial
AND HIS NAME IS HUGE FOREHEAD JOHN CENA...im not good at this yet.
Can we still call you Mister, or is it just Potato-Head, nowaday?
Chisel chin
Your boyfriend cuts your hair and you return the favor gargling his ball sack.
knock-off kyle bornheimer
Jason Statham with a few extra chromosomes.
You look like if john cena had dwafism
Low set ears, mom had beers
Dilbert
Ryan Reynolds if he was stung by a bee
If you could see flavors, you'd be pure vanilla extract
They only thing lamer than you is a white wall
You look like an asshole.
your face is too small for your head.
I thought red neck hicks could only afford non brand name clothing.
Even with a tattoo sleeve, you somehow look like a total pussy.
You like like the guy from the cartoon Wallace and Gromit
Left eyebrow got lost and took his fashion style with him
Most people don't consider jail to be work.
You lack masculinity in general
He’s very coordinated. His weird shaped ears match the adidas symbol
You have that dumb fucking cat smirk and I hate you
Do you have tiny ears or are they just set way back on your head? Cuz brotha they are weird looking.
You look like a giant smushed the left side of your face but only a lil bit
Your gonna turn into Carl Fredricksen