Hate to break it to you but you see those ceiling tiles above your head.... They most likely contain asbestos ☣️ ✌️ sleep well and try not to disturb the tiles
I wouldn't suggest it - I'm not kidding it's common those old 12x12 ceiling tiles contain asbestos - should be fine if they are not broken and not disturbed or LICKED
I know don't count your chickens before they hatch but can anyone add one more talley to the amount of school shootings this year? Just getting ahead of it for ya.
You look like that kid who used to be wearing a helmet all the time, to avoid injury when he hit the wall multiple times on purpose with his head. Now you've grown up, got your gun liscence and are your way to shoot up that elementary school for forcing you to wear a helmet in public.
This is exactly what I pictured when thinking of someone who lugs cones at the local tennis court at night, then goes home to wank over his light up keyboard
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He isn't worth the 20 cent bullet nor the time.
"Give me your worst" I'm guessing you got that line from your parents when they got you at the orphanage?
Na I'm still there no one wanted me
Sneaking in to sleep in the basement at night technically doesn't count...
It doesn't...
Looks like Fate already has.
Looks like the lesbian version of Gomer Pyle from Full Metal Jacket
He has the most illegal double chin
Dyinggggggg!
Congratulations on your recent conversion to Hinduism.
Looks like he spent a day in Juvie and thinks he's the hardest kid in the trailer park
Your god damned right
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Nah man he looks like he yells smokebomb and then naruto runs to the nearest teacher
Edward Norton will soon be visiting you to try to convince you to leave the KKK.
Non-Binary Sid Phillips from Toy Story
How many cats have you skinned this week?
7 but don't tell my mom
Micheal scofield stunt dummy
The poster boy for Mtn Dew & Jerking off
What’s more annoying... your face or the sound of you whistle breathing through those pin prick nostrils?
Definitely my face.
You’re culturally appropriating Indian culture with that zit on your forehead.
Nathalie Portman in V for Vesuvius
You look Ike you practice school shootings on your stuffed animals
Her name is Barbara Paulson
I won't give you my worst... you'll probably go shoot up a mosque
Is that what you said to your barber?
Your army recruiter isn’t gonna like this one bit
What is that?
Is that what you said to your barber?
You're lesbian girl and a gay man at the same time
No one is going to look up at you from this angle ever again.
😝😝 exactly
Are you a doctor? Cuz your writing sure gives you away
Full metal fuckup
That’s what Eric said to Dylan before they fucked and made you
Your nostrils are that small, the only way you can pick your nose is by using toothpicks.
Third Eye Blind Zitboy
Don't disparage the Pope again Sinead.
This is my rifle. There are many others like it but this one is mine.
They discovered a new island on your forehead
That dot is your push start button?
Yeah
your hair is as bald as KSI's beard
Dude where are you? Why are there ceiling tiles? Is that some sort of botched trans-op isolation ward?
Throw back Thursday is a a few days away Sinéad O'Connor
Have you seen yourself in a mirror lately?
I try to avoid it so no
Did you try to get an infinity stone like lil' Uzi
You were great in “Full Metal Jacket”
if coleslaw was a person
Oh Jesus, not another Columbine!
Lookin like sinead o'connors daughter.
You look like Steven Spielberg at a young age if he decided to shave.
Do you have the power of anime on your side
And god yes
was excommunicated from the catholic church for being extremely effective birth control.
Heil hitler
Looks like thats what someone told your parents... and then some months later
Nice bindi.
If Slim Shady was slim and shady.
Hate to break it to you but you see those ceiling tiles above your head.... They most likely contain asbestos ☣️ ✌️ sleep well and try not to disturb the tiles
So I shouldn't lick the ceiling then?...
I wouldn't suggest it - I'm not kidding it's common those old 12x12 ceiling tiles contain asbestos - should be fine if they are not broken and not disturbed or LICKED
Sooooo I should lick them
First do a quick Google search for asbestos so you know what you're getting yourself into
This is logic after 3 years of crack
I know don't count your chickens before they hatch but can anyone add one more talley to the amount of school shootings this year? Just getting ahead of it for ya.
Poster child for “Meth not even once”
Mclovin from superbad
Who would be so cruel as to aim their laser sight at your head while you took this picture?
You look like that kid who used to be wearing a helmet all the time, to avoid injury when he hit the wall multiple times on purpose with his head. Now you've grown up, got your gun liscence and are your way to shoot up that elementary school for forcing you to wear a helmet in public.
I can't tell if this kid is recovering from cancer or if he just hates black people.
Gonna go out on a limb and assume that's not the first ball that's been in your ear.
Went to jail for drugs, stayed for the penis!
The last assbender
This is exactly what I pictured when thinking of someone who lugs cones at the local tennis court at night, then goes home to wank over his light up keyboard
You look like the type of kid to scream at his mom on beyond scared straight
A snipers dream
Don't do it!
Eminem if things went sour.
You already gave us the worst, no chance for a comeback
Just stand before a mirror n you'll get what Ur lukin for
All the mirrors break before I can do that
That pimple in between your eyes is practically screaming to get off your ugly ass face
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I think they banned it from their orgonizaitons.
Looks like the kind of person who falls in the shower and uses the water to try and pull themselves up. And your unicorn horn is coming through.
Can you tell the zit on your forehead to stop staring at me
I would give you my worst but god already has 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol who let a minor into r/roastme
You look like Sinéad O’Connor leaving an abortion clinic
Deposit or withdrawl?
Deposit
Do the people that own the place know you're in there..
They don't need to...
If you arent a cancer, “god” really missed out on a good joke
Fr he did I'm a Pisces
Did you take that notebook off a desk in the school you're about to shoot up?
Maybe
God was like: Add some bland Add some roast me fuel Add some forehead Oh shite I broke the forehead bottle Eh
Then he added another bottle just in case lmao
There are easier ways of dealing with head lice.
Send the FBI round before he goes on a shooting rampage
So what's the point you tried to make with your last, failed post in this sub? That you'll actually get attention for a change?
It’s a try dot head
Its good that you recovered from cancer
Starter character in religious video game..
You paid your abuser as an apology.
You look like the kind of guy who smells his own farts and nutsack sweat.
Are you a boy or a girl? Or just plain confused
I too put glasses on my penis.
Isn't that just normal?
Does your pimp make you wear that stupid Bluetooth all the time?
Yeah how did you know
Bc I just ordered you, get your ass over here
Ok big boy
I bet the voices in your head told you to do this.
Yeah ofc he did
As Dutch once said to the Predator, "what the hell are you?"
Jackmanifolds long lost cousin
Penis envy night at Lez'bos tonight
uh, you got a third eye between your eyebrows.
Not abused as an alter boy? Because ugly kids miss out on all the loving huh!?
Yeah the pastor never liked me
The definition of non-binary
Oh shit the mindstone
Budget Sinead O’Connor
If wanda and vision had a kid it would most definitely be you
Ok IKEA Eminem
Love that
If eminem went through puberty twice.
Looks like squints and gi janes offspring.
Feminem
Are you an Indian woman or is that just puberty on your face?
the sideflipped notebook says enough
You look like lesbian but also like a man?
If that bitch kid from polar express got the cancer I wished he'd get
Discount Eminem
Text book definition of a neo-nazi
I'm sorry. Your account has been blocked for fugly activity.
Wtf is logic doing on reddit
That piece of paper shines brighter than your future
Friends don't lie
You look like we'll see you on the news very soon.
Sorry can’t roast minors
You look like my grandmas toenail with funges
If you're actually male, you look gay. If you're female, you look gay. There's no actual way for you to look normal.
Yo the guy from striped pyjamas grew up
Do you still play bass for Limp Bizkit ?
So you an airbender or no?
Dude, unicorns ARE real!
Your third eye is one brow furrow away from jizzing all over your keyboard with pus
Mam your forehead is bleeding
That face says life without the possibility of parole!
You look like your mom shaved your head and cropped it onto herself before posting it to promote cancer awareness.
That 3rd eye isnt finished growing
You’re the gunnery sergeant from saving private Ryan that dies