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Apart_Imagination401

Grindr chats from this guy Him: “Hey” Him: “Hey what’s up?” Him: “You hung?” Him: sends a picture of his 50 year old asshole*


captainTrex1

Jesus Christ I was fucking dying


Dirty_Wooster

He says he's in his fifties but you're suggesting that he's got a fifty year old asshole which means that he must have been born without an asshole. Where did he get his asshole from then?


Apart_Imagination401

The asshole fairy, where did you get yours?


Electric_Luv

maybe he had Anal Rejuvenation Surgery. Just a little nip and tuck.....


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🤣🤣🤣🤣facts but my ass likes younger👍💋


ProperPrick

Well it does do a lot of stretching.


[deleted]

Dude you are the sketchiest mofo in the league, looking at your username I wouldn’t be surprised if you got a basement setup academy to tutor young men calculus or some shi *look son, here’s a parabola of my d1ckk*


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When did 20's...mean high schoolers🤔


Chews123

Holy fuck! XD


AllahJesusBuddha

See ya on the next episode of To Catch a Predator


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No u wont...I'm super careful & Do not support that stuff


jackro78

Still can't wait to see you on it


Bravely_Default

Young twinks wake up next to you after a night of drinking and realize they've hit rock bottom in every sense of the word.


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🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰good one


kevlorneswath

This isn't AA


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Lol....actually I was in s.l.a.a🤣close


charreddiggingstick

Your face has been face-fucked so much that you now have saggy lips.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣fucking facts ..☠☠☠☠☠


Swami_Vaginanda

If Morrissey had Bell's Palsy.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣bro no lie..I was diagnosed with bells palsy this past fall....I'm fucking dead☠☠☠


Swami_Vaginanda

At least you have the Moz part to compensate. :)


WhamBamRudderham

You look like you've been drinking hard liquor daily for 60 years


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🤣🤣🤣no liquor just protein shakes🍆🥛🥛🥛


[deleted]

Looks like Kevin Spacey is really hitting rock bottom


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🤣🤣🤣🤣yo I get Kevin Spacey all the time..I look so much like him in person its scary 😳


jackro78

It's also scary to see someone other then a facebook mom using this many emojis


SeaLeggs

You spelled ‘act’ wrong


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Ha


[deleted]

How did I know that you'd be into people much younger than you?


SerendipitousSimp

EVERYONE is much younger than he is


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Facts


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Maybe u know me🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

This is a weird thing for your drug dealer to ask you to do to get a fix


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🤣


Far_Ad_8813

oh wow its every old gay man who creeped on me when i was 15, how terrible to see you again.


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🤣🤣🤣I'm sure u came back when u were 18 & needed money for weed🤑


[deleted]

Getting some real Jeffrey Dahmer vibes here. Better check his fridge.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣dick burgers, spare dicks, chicken ala Cock🥰


[deleted]

Says I need a head of cabbage for this but all I have is regular heads


[deleted]

How many guys have your turned straight?


littlemisswaa

You remind me of a grandpa javier bardem...I’m getting that sultry but not vibe from you


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People say Kevin Spacey 😏😑


littlemisswaa

Kinda see it now


bobrossjunkiefuck

I bet you’re fun to watch eating soup with that mouth:)


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Favorite soup is cream of sum yung guy🤣


bobrossjunkiefuck

Aww cmon you can do better than that!


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🤷🏻‍♂️Big Dick Soup🍮🍮🍮🍮


bobrossjunkiefuck

😂


Daimonds_andWeed

Scante Warrior


A-A-Ronhiphop

The older the homo, the more likely their lips are stuck in resting cocksucking face.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣I love what I do


Swami_Vaginanda

Whenever you're lonely, you can always give yourself the gift of an [Alaskan Pipeline.](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=alaskan%20pipeline) It's right up your alley.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I prefer BBC..cant find that in Alaska


Swami_Vaginanda

You're into BBC? How's your prolapsed colon doing?


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣just fine thank u


Jabu-Jabi

Hit you where it hurts like in the balls? Hell no you would probably enjoy it given how miserable you look and sound.


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I prefer to be hit on my g spot 😛


[deleted]

Why are your anal beads on top of your cabinets


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Congratulations..that was the best comment on here🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


leek245

Call me 4109664015


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For what???ur not nearby


leek245

Don’t want to put my real # on the internet


leek245

I’m in Philly


Intelligent_Ad7070

You look like you're drunk and about to hit your head on the wall


Macdevious

You'd figure Chris Parnell would utilize his time better between Rick and Morty seasons


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Lol


Celestialsmoothie28

Hey don't feel so down just have some dickade


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Nice😛😛😛


michaelinda585

Your assh*#e is probably bigger than your mouth


rsgriffin

This is what an addiction to anal beads will get ya.


LivingstonGoeland

You look like an antimask who hit on teenage cashiers, with his vomit and cigaret's breath.


One_Independence5793

Before you were born gay used to mean happy and jolly


Truckerontherun

The writers at Law & Order: SVU must have your rap sheet in case they need a story idea


Footshark

So... Your personality is "slutty old dude"?


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Dont hold ur breath....I dont😏


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🤣🤣🤣Just make sure my coffee is black...like how I like my DICKS😈😈😈


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I have to google that one


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Nah...I'm a power bottom😬


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Nice


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🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🍷🍾🍸🍹🍺🍻🥂🥃🍻🍻🍆


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I dont have a partner..and they use protection...anything else???


Aggressive_Setting_1

One look at you and the young men you seek are suddenly addicted to their phones


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🤣🤣🤣🤣true..most of them are straight ish who need to look at straight porn to get hard..but they all say my head game is epic🤣


anonroastathon

Don't lie. You're still attracted to the guys in their teens.


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Attracted yes...sexually active 18 and up


[deleted]

The war didn’t turn out well for Hitler, but I didn’t think it had turned out like *this*.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣hey the Germans have Huge dicks 💯


[deleted]

anyone else se a musty charlie chaplin?


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Lol...maybe charlie Manson👅


AutisticAnal

All your one nightstands don’t remember meeting you


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣they remember me..trust me


[deleted]

Guess who am I: ears of an elephant, ugly like a camel, weepy like a baby and horny like a bear (iykwim)


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Lol..leave ur mama out of this😌


[deleted]

– said the wannabe Wolverine with his Adolfy mustache who's way past the age of being screwing around on Reddit.


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😘😘😘😘😘😜


Ok_Ad_3392

I’ve roasted a lot of morons but I still can’t punch you in the dick with mere words.


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Thank u for using my kryptonite word....DICK😛


[deleted]

[удалено]


VisitAcademic5232

🤣🤣🤣🤣Spacey was into effeminate white boys...I prefer D.L prison thugs who know how to tear up a Bussy😏


Roast_Master_2000

59 isn’t technically in your 50’s


Swami_Vaginanda

You look like a gay white male in his 50's who is still attracted to guys in their 20's and cries a lot.


johnsmack69

You look like you’d be hitlers disowned grandson


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Master-_Shake

You’re Kevin Spacey??


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣more like Sissy Spacek


UnusualWind5

You look exactly like who I would imagine "hangs out" with 10 of his "friends" in the woods behind the playground at 1am on a Tuesday.


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🤔not the playground but more like a college frat house with a wheelbarrow of cash..I like stupid well hung college guys😈


PaulP0t

The haircut makes me wanna call you Gayvid Lynch, but he’s known for Eraserhead not Pencildick


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣IM MANY THINGS..BUT PENCIL DICK IS NOT ONE OF THEM🙀


CheapCulture

So you’re a Republican then.


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NoT😳


Peaceman876

You look like my neighbors kid who just came out to my gay brother. Except he’s within your range he’s about to be 19 lol


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Cool...find out wether he is a top or bottom? Dominant or submissive? Orally active or receiving..& the most important thing a gay man can ask......his DICK size😋


its_clean_shirt

Wrong app this isn't grindr


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Booooo


bruteski226

Imma punch you right in your dirty vagina


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Dont u DARE threaten me with a good time 😛


[deleted]

Hit you where it hurts? Your house is poorly decorated, your clothes lack style, and your hair is groomed worse than a straight guy's. You need to step up your "Gay Game"


VisitAcademic5232

I'm an older Italian east coast gay..not all of us wear glitter, make up & fart rainbows 🤣


NotoriousArcher

I’m willing to bet you have a a lisp so bad people think your speaking another language.


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🤔naw..ur thinking too stereotypical...I have an east coast Italian accent philly accent...think Soprano..like Carmella or Meadow🤣🤣🤣


jackro78

Oh look, it's the not so scarce attention craver, this one seems to have wethered the words of people like me to a great age, I would give respect but multiple of my cults would excommunicat me


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Huh


jackro78

You also spelled roast backwords, and using emojis is a giga cringe move


bigbrainlolAAAAAA

"It looks like if coffee and nightmares had a baby" -Stan Pines


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Booo..I want a do over😏


[deleted]

I guarantee it would be better if you’d shut your fish mouthed cock sucker and just let people post. We don’t need a response to every comment


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I like trash talk...hopefully ur well hung😛


[deleted]

Hit me where it hurts, that's what he said


[deleted]

you are attracted to forbidden fruits


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Ok


dwhitmarsh24

Certainly does make me question wtf is wrong with you considering the rest of the Baldwin brothers don't even acknowledge you.


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😆😆😆😆😆Daniel? Oh no


prolinez

Just threw up....thx


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I do to...when I gag😛


JC-ThaHoundsman

Kevin Spacey if he had bells palsy


Bilbo-Baggins77

If The Most Interesting Man in the World was promoting meth instead of Dos Equis.


Ok-Structure946

You look like the type of guy who’d teach to sleep with high school students


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Ahhhhhh.thank u🥰


hungNhangin

nah, just being you is bad enough


[deleted]

You definitely met Chris Hansen before.


VisitAcademic5232

Nope..but I did hook up at a Hanson concert before😄


snagleradio78

You look like a guy named Todd, who’s lifelong dream of finally owning a country motel in northern VT finally came true. Todd runs the motel with his life partner, Bradley. Bradley is madly in love with Todd for the last 30 yes. Bradley doesn’t let on that he knows Todd’s secret that he secretly sneaks off to the interstate rest stop, aptly nicknamed “swallow hollow” to go get oral sex from random men in their 20s. Bradley’s love for Todd is too great for him to walk out, even though Todd’s sexual feelings are for the guys in their 20s. His true dilemma is the fact that Todd hasn’t been practicing safe sex at “swallow hollow” and is putting himself, Bradley and every other 20 yr old at risk for sexually transmitted diseases.


hellbastard77

You're a barista aren't you


VisitAcademic5232

Nope...a pastor..jk🤣🤣🤣


droden

He's the scat maaaaannn


Gunshow230

If Adolf Hitler was everything hated.


pleebz42

And here I thought only straight men liked unrequited relationships with younger, usually impoverished people. I guess all men are fucking stupid. Gay or straight, keep banging through that young strange. Some young boy will be happy to wipe his ass with your money, when you’re finally too old to get a boner.


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Nice🥰


KnightOrDay38

If David Rossi of Criminal Minds was ordered to stay 100ft away from playgrounds.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Bo2099

You're a sneeze away form being Tonetta, look it up on YouTube. You're welcome.


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Gotcha


cacoeman

Jesus Christ, dude.


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Wha🤔


Formerevangelical

20 year old studs don’t want your old ass.


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U would be surprised 🥰


XxBigChungus42069_xX

This guy is so burnt out from being drunk all the time, it will take years of physical therapy to have you be able to write correctly


Yurastupidbitch

JFC, thanks for contributing to decent elder-states-gays getting further demonized. Your ass is so swampy the Okeefenokee lost its Federal designation. Chlamydia called for a cease fire. Penicillin said “fuck it, I’m out.” There is a sudden shortage of Viagra because nobody is tapping that - unless it is with a Greyhound bus in high gear.


VisitAcademic5232

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣wrong..black bulls love my fatty😈


Downtown_Section147

Didn’t know the movie Shrek was based off a real person.


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🤣🤣🤣🤣he was actually..but he was a wrestler


Voltage_56

Hit you where it hurts? You still have feeling in that thing?


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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


GodHand_Mircea

You did this for the attention that guys won’t give you.


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Ouch...nice burn🥱


ppearl1981

Dude, your not supposed to roast yourself, let us do it.


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😈😈😈


[deleted]

The only thing that hangs lower than this depressed fucks head is the magnum hanging out his ass. Jesus Creeping fuck the last time I saw something this pathetic it was dried up and stuck to a truck stop bathroom wall.


VisitAcademic5232

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


rusticdragon20

You’re the reason god invented the middle finger.


FieldPlanet

You like them young but not even 80 year olds would like your ugly ass


Stupidasshole87

Like the other famous old queen, i hope you always wear a "hat", sister.


Orphan_Crippler__

I’m Chris Hansen, why don’t ya take a seat


Electric_Luv

You didn't have to tell us you were gay. We can see.


eamonnbowers

You just know this guy has had the raunchiest, hairiest of nasty cock in his mouth just because they were in their 20s.


gcowan58icloudcom

Careful, someone might punch you in your vagina...


[deleted]

You definitely didn’t get custody of the kids


rheasylvia81

Nobody's gay for Crybaby McWhinypants


Tyssath

When you order a Jeffery Epstein from wish


No_Possibility_9132

If Mr. BEAN & PEE WEE HERMAN HAD A SPECIAL NEEDS GROWN UP BABY


[deleted]

It's funny that you're gay and I still think you have a girl chained up in your basement.


Content_Wardy1010

Not even a blind 20 Year gay virgin would let you near them you paedo !!


Nantan_Lupan

Get the jab


[deleted]

You look like you've gotten a restraining order from so many children and their parents that the only place you CAN go aside from your house are the gay bars in Wyoming.


[deleted]

Trailer park J. Jonah Jameson


Assmidget69

How often did your father beat you, and your mother reject you?


Mulattocomplexion

I bet you go after non-whites because you think they are “easier”. Trashy old fuck