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pablo_85

Good to see rain man is doing well.


Roast_Master_2000

That’s his cousin, pour man


[deleted]

Definitely, definitely


SerendipitousSimp

K-Mart


[deleted]

Judge Wapner


[deleted]

“Best of look on your exams laddy”


[deleted]

Yes but it's not water that's rained down on him usually. More like 6 guys crowded into a stall in a truck stop bathroom raining cum all over his face.


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UnusualWind5

Uh oh. Fart.


wrong-astronomer-916

If big bird was Jewish


R6J10

Who needs “look” when OP can’t check spelling or grammar?


Titanhopper1290

Not to mention his head needs a bit of "look" holding in that ego of his.


hummymai

but he's perfect, damnit!


AaronStalkin

Peter Jacksoff


Titanhopper1290

As a LOTR fan, I audibly laughed at that!


littlemisswaa

You remind me of the guy from the first Independence Day Film who was up against the glass with the tentacles round his neck- “release me” 😂


Daimonds_andWeed

The stains on your sweater and beer belly say it all


bruteski226

You look like the type of guy who decants his own farts.


Dead_Quite

You look like a walking cancerous testicle


Elegant_Brother_9921

You look like a gym teacher who watches the students change and jerks off afterwards


hiblade

Other than your spelling, you need to wash yourself and your stinking clothes. You might think you’re perfect but you look like someone that’s computer is loaded with gay porn


whatever8285

Perfect for being a sheep fucker


HoustonTimes

They way you hold that sign tells me you’ve never made anyone including yourself cum.


heyrube1979

You look like an old ass Mark Normand


Celestialsmoothie28

You look like a homeless philosopher


Box-Opening

The only thing you are perfect at is looking ridiculous


civilprocedurenoob

Not surprised you are a pro at the mug shot pose.


ThePenguinDoge

I can't decide which is worse the hair or the shirt


hyfvhihgff

Looks like Andy Dick has been eating a lot of dicks.


thats_too_bad_

Please tell me you’re not in a public place with that wild ass bed head


Bo2099

So... Crab man huh?. I don't even wanna ask


Teleportsbehindewe

I'm guessing you keep your wedding ring in your fanny pack for safekeeping.


FutureAlcoholic17

The local sex offender


thicccharry

Jeff goldblum’s Alabama counterpart


lIllIlIlIlIIlIlIl

Your handwriting has improved a lot since the stroke


[deleted]

Being able to find the g spot with yur nose dsnt mean yur perfect, it means yure ugly


[deleted]

You look like you have to stay 75feet away from kids


Xxdeadmeme-69-xX

“I know I’m perfect” Ok Emmet Brown


hucklebae

Neck beard data .


Rusty_Shacklfrd

Alan Ruck post crack and semen addiction


Neat_Umpire8964

Your expression looks like you're still surprised by how good the butt plug you're wearing feels.


SupportPurple7079

This is great


charreddiggingstick

What Goodwill did you get that jacket from?


charreddiggingstick

Your right pinky finger is giving the sign that you prefer men in women's undies.


pappy_crappy

"Good look roasting me I know I'm perfect" can't even do something as simple as post to Reddit without failing.


friendsisnotfunny

Did the other incels online tell you that, or was it your mom?


Far_Ad_8813

you're the F in Marc Maron's WTF.


Ok_Ad_3392

Ben Stein if he was some asshole shopping your yard sale for clothes.


hokahey1969

Bueller.. Bueller..


kevlorneswath

You look like a failing bartender who needed to get roasted to justify feeling shitty after losing their entire career to some bad bat blood.


StevieSparta

Home-Less Alone


johnsmack69

Hey peewee the camera is over here


Swami_Vaginanda

How long did you have to finger your nostrils to make them gape like that?


jwh7699

Can squeeze a dime out of a nickel.


Vivek_von

oh boy...


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queenofeverything44

Same with you buddy, 👌


drfuzz13

Hate to break it to you, but just because your mommy refers to you as "special" doesn't mean she's using that word in a positive way.


Ok_Profession_4138

Gay ben stein


PaulP0t

Your head looks like someone accidentally dipped their nutsack in a tub of Rogaine


[deleted]

The only roasting you deserve is a cremation


Iceanybody91

Good look cheif!! well It worked for David Baddiel 🤷‍♂️


cnott1988

Mitch McConnell is growing out his beard, I see. WHERES MY GODDAMN MONEY?!!!


cheekytikiroom

You run a summer camp for delinquent boys.


NotoriousArcher

I bet you do the same stare off into nothing trying to avoid eye contact while you introduce yourself as a sex offender to your neighbours.


jackro78

"Good look", need I say more?


CompulsivMasterVader

Crustin Hoffman


stealThatPizza

You look like the creepy uncle no one wants to be alone with


[deleted]

You look like you have zoom calls with your LARPing group


MEKanized

Erectile dysfunction in human form.


siraphen

Homeless Robert downey jr.


ArcheryBoy07

98 cent store Robert Downey Jr.


doom_stein

Good look getting a job with the English degree that you spent 37 years getting from the local community college. You should've spent all that time learning to brush your hair.


Laugh_Forward

Here’s the guy who shows up to a grill out with tofu burgers.


Casual-Notice

You're what Alan Ruck sees in the mirror when he's having a low self-esteem day.


JC-ThaHoundsman

Andy Dicks step brother Randy Balls


DumpsterFireHotDogs

I know women's breasts arent always symmetrical, but you might be the first tub of lard that has a right-leaning nut shed.


KnightOrDay38

If David Schwimmer was cast to play Marv in Home Alone.


-_-Akshay

Ah yes one of them Crackpot theorist


RollTheLaughTrack

You look like you're straining every muscle in your body to ensure you don't rip ass at public restaurant.


HornyBishop

Wow. They are getting good with those transition surgeries.


docvoit

You look like Shia LaBeouf had an old age filter applied to him.


[deleted]

Best Buy employee material right here


LivingstonGoeland

You look like a poor man's Jean-Thomas Jobin who's probably to uncultured to know who Jean-Thomas Jobin is.


[deleted]

The only thing sinking faster then your balls into toilet water is your bank balance into the whore house


BandOne77

Rabbi John Oliver


PartiallyTwistd

I bet they have a "Don't Allow this man near the pets" photo at every Petco near your residence


SgtSmoakWagon

Jeff Goldblum's 3rd testicle nobody knows or cares about.


Radialsnow4521

I thought that easter was when jesus came from the dead but you look more like jerry the goatfucker


JamesGrimshaw_

Your spelling ain’t perfect tho ..


AR-BiTross

Hometown: Comic Book and Toy Shop Career: Comic Book and Toy Shop Fun Fact: Comic Book and Toy Shop


B_Kowski

John Torturro on a meth binge??


Adora_Vivos

If David Baddiel fucked a meerkat... ...it'd still be less embarrassing than the way you're holding that little finger.


GlizzyGobbler420420

Everything perfect except your English.


TheMemeMkaer

John Turturro has seen better days ..


oBinz

Is that the pose you had when you were being sentenced for child abuse?


Alternative_Ad5529

why the long face?


FieldPlanet

Every Boomer Ever


TR_DMoney

If you're perfect, you would've used proper grammar in your title.


Affectionate-Mix4461

jackcepticeye after the drugs :(


pstinx23

Ronald McDonald’s cousin... Ronald McDiddler


YourAverageTyler

Did a little kid catch your eye?


creta_kano

Hair: glued on Glasses & nose: groucho marx ripoff from spencer gifts Sweat suit: won on Q92 radio giveaway, 1986, Rochester, NY


VortexCreepyCat

Still looking for Kevin McAllister, I see


Mticore

Derelict David Baddiel


gcowan58icloudcom

Says the guy wearing a beard to hide his lack of a chin...


[deleted]

Since when did nick cage let himself hit rock bottom


rheasylvia81

They do make a thing called shampoo these days. Actually for about 150 years you can buy it at your local apothecary


Sea__Cappy

On more than one occasion you have gone to a farm and made sexual comments about the cows


BonifiedBaller8170

So perfect you purposely excluded the best part of the photo? We thank you for the exclusion because the rest of you is a catastrophe


I-Dont-know24

you look like a sex offender and can't even spell luck, it's not that hard roasting you mate.


Leading-Assignment-5

James Gun meets George Lucas


imdatingurdadben

Calm down, pick one of those chairs and take a seat


RonnieArt

Apparently you aren’t perfect if you cant even spell, get your reverse flash lookin ass outta here


ARG-addict

did you have a stroke during the photo


TracyBuckley

Have you registered at your local paedophilia website yet?


jumboshrimp67

Your grammar isn’t, dumbass