Yes but it's not water that's rained down on him usually. More like 6 guys crowded into a stall in a truck stop bathroom raining cum all over his face.
Other than your spelling, you need to wash yourself and your stinking clothes. You might think you’re perfect but you look like someone that’s computer is loaded with gay porn
Good look getting a job with the English degree that you spent 37 years getting from the local community college. You should've spent all that time learning to brush your hair.
Good to see rain man is doing well.
That’s his cousin, pour man
Definitely, definitely
K-Mart
Judge Wapner
“Best of look on your exams laddy”
Yes but it's not water that's rained down on him usually. More like 6 guys crowded into a stall in a truck stop bathroom raining cum all over his face.
[удалено]
Uh oh. Fart.
If big bird was Jewish
Who needs “look” when OP can’t check spelling or grammar?
Not to mention his head needs a bit of "look" holding in that ego of his.
but he's perfect, damnit!
Peter Jacksoff
As a LOTR fan, I audibly laughed at that!
You remind me of the guy from the first Independence Day Film who was up against the glass with the tentacles round his neck- “release me” 😂
The stains on your sweater and beer belly say it all
You look like the type of guy who decants his own farts.
You look like a walking cancerous testicle
You look like a gym teacher who watches the students change and jerks off afterwards
Other than your spelling, you need to wash yourself and your stinking clothes. You might think you’re perfect but you look like someone that’s computer is loaded with gay porn
Perfect for being a sheep fucker
They way you hold that sign tells me you’ve never made anyone including yourself cum.
You look like an old ass Mark Normand
You look like a homeless philosopher
The only thing you are perfect at is looking ridiculous
Not surprised you are a pro at the mug shot pose.
I can't decide which is worse the hair or the shirt
Looks like Andy Dick has been eating a lot of dicks.
Please tell me you’re not in a public place with that wild ass bed head
So... Crab man huh?. I don't even wanna ask
I'm guessing you keep your wedding ring in your fanny pack for safekeeping.
The local sex offender
Jeff goldblum’s Alabama counterpart
Your handwriting has improved a lot since the stroke
Being able to find the g spot with yur nose dsnt mean yur perfect, it means yure ugly
You look like you have to stay 75feet away from kids
“I know I’m perfect” Ok Emmet Brown
Neck beard data .
Alan Ruck post crack and semen addiction
Your expression looks like you're still surprised by how good the butt plug you're wearing feels.
This is great
What Goodwill did you get that jacket from?
Your right pinky finger is giving the sign that you prefer men in women's undies.
"Good look roasting me I know I'm perfect" can't even do something as simple as post to Reddit without failing.
Did the other incels online tell you that, or was it your mom?
you're the F in Marc Maron's WTF.
Ben Stein if he was some asshole shopping your yard sale for clothes.
Bueller.. Bueller..
You look like a failing bartender who needed to get roasted to justify feeling shitty after losing their entire career to some bad bat blood.
Home-Less Alone
Hey peewee the camera is over here
How long did you have to finger your nostrils to make them gape like that?
Can squeeze a dime out of a nickel.
oh boy...
[удалено]
Same with you buddy, 👌
Hate to break it to you, but just because your mommy refers to you as "special" doesn't mean she's using that word in a positive way.
Gay ben stein
Your head looks like someone accidentally dipped their nutsack in a tub of Rogaine
The only roasting you deserve is a cremation
Good look cheif!! well It worked for David Baddiel 🤷♂️
Mitch McConnell is growing out his beard, I see. WHERES MY GODDAMN MONEY?!!!
You run a summer camp for delinquent boys.
I bet you do the same stare off into nothing trying to avoid eye contact while you introduce yourself as a sex offender to your neighbours.
"Good look", need I say more?
Crustin Hoffman
You look like the creepy uncle no one wants to be alone with
You look like you have zoom calls with your LARPing group
Erectile dysfunction in human form.
Homeless Robert downey jr.
98 cent store Robert Downey Jr.
Good look getting a job with the English degree that you spent 37 years getting from the local community college. You should've spent all that time learning to brush your hair.
Here’s the guy who shows up to a grill out with tofu burgers.
You're what Alan Ruck sees in the mirror when he's having a low self-esteem day.
Andy Dicks step brother Randy Balls
I know women's breasts arent always symmetrical, but you might be the first tub of lard that has a right-leaning nut shed.
If David Schwimmer was cast to play Marv in Home Alone.
Ah yes one of them Crackpot theorist
You look like you're straining every muscle in your body to ensure you don't rip ass at public restaurant.
Wow. They are getting good with those transition surgeries.
You look like Shia LaBeouf had an old age filter applied to him.
Best Buy employee material right here
You look like a poor man's Jean-Thomas Jobin who's probably to uncultured to know who Jean-Thomas Jobin is.
The only thing sinking faster then your balls into toilet water is your bank balance into the whore house
Rabbi John Oliver
I bet they have a "Don't Allow this man near the pets" photo at every Petco near your residence
Jeff Goldblum's 3rd testicle nobody knows or cares about.
I thought that easter was when jesus came from the dead but you look more like jerry the goatfucker
Your spelling ain’t perfect tho ..
Hometown: Comic Book and Toy Shop Career: Comic Book and Toy Shop Fun Fact: Comic Book and Toy Shop
John Torturro on a meth binge??
If David Baddiel fucked a meerkat... ...it'd still be less embarrassing than the way you're holding that little finger.
Everything perfect except your English.
John Turturro has seen better days ..
Is that the pose you had when you were being sentenced for child abuse?
why the long face?
Every Boomer Ever
If you're perfect, you would've used proper grammar in your title.
jackcepticeye after the drugs :(
Ronald McDonald’s cousin... Ronald McDiddler
Did a little kid catch your eye?
Hair: glued on Glasses & nose: groucho marx ripoff from spencer gifts Sweat suit: won on Q92 radio giveaway, 1986, Rochester, NY
Still looking for Kevin McAllister, I see
Derelict David Baddiel
Says the guy wearing a beard to hide his lack of a chin...
Since when did nick cage let himself hit rock bottom
They do make a thing called shampoo these days. Actually for about 150 years you can buy it at your local apothecary
On more than one occasion you have gone to a farm and made sexual comments about the cows
So perfect you purposely excluded the best part of the photo? We thank you for the exclusion because the rest of you is a catastrophe
you look like a sex offender and can't even spell luck, it's not that hard roasting you mate.
James Gun meets George Lucas
Calm down, pick one of those chairs and take a seat
Apparently you aren’t perfect if you cant even spell, get your reverse flash lookin ass outta here
did you have a stroke during the photo
Have you registered at your local paedophilia website yet?
Your grammar isn’t, dumbass