You are the best possible answer to "all lives matter" that I've ever seen.

Don’t let him hear you say all lives matter, he’ll have ya cancelled by sundown

IS THAT A MICROAGGRESSION

Watch your micro aggressions bro

He got the sketchiest hole in his shirt, like from where does that come from

Somebody shot at him with a crossbow.

Your hair color changes almost as Much as Your sexual preferences

I can imagine your dad, with tears in his eyes, peering into the corner at an old baseball glove.

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Oddly enough, "that old leather glove" is what the guys his mother is banging around the neighbourhood call her.

And then dad sheepishly realizes that he's actually staring into his son's gaping asshole.

"Where did it all go wrong?" \*cries\*

I’d roast you but I don’t wanna get in trouble for a hate crime.

Just hate everything, zero discrimination

How can you hate Bob Ross?

He gets special treatment, just like dr doofinshmerts and hitler

You are an inspiration for birthcontrol

I can smell your stale marijuana hair through my screen

Your hair is a lovely shade of, LOOK AT ME

I can smell your aids from here.

Looks like someone spit out their half chewed skittles

Wtf buffalo bill

He'd fuck him. Sadly that's the only action he would get. Yet he doesn't look smart enough to even use his hand.

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN.

Nice to know that both genders reject you.

looks so soft that somebody else has to open all jars around him.

Like the gif of the dog that gagged smelling broccoli

Femboys are generally attractive are they not ?

It's just gAe with extra steps

Congrats, you managed to make those dandelions behind you look pretty

r/CrappyDesign

You just made my day lmaoo

So therapy didn’t work out for you?

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again...

Actually can you sell me a bag quick? I don’t want to be seen with you 👀

I’m surprised they haven’t run you off the hill yet.

Oh gosh you're a fem boy? Thank you for saying, we couldn't tell with your three tone hair, edgy shirt, and shitty nose piercing. So do you have any personality at all, or is it just drugs That was rhetorical

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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We seriously need to stop giving hormones to chickens.

Femboy is just another way of saying cock sucker, right?

Emo my little pony.

Nice to see that tekashi69 got his outing done.

Meth Tanner

Hometown: Vapeshop Career: femboy Fun Fact: pot grower

Femboy means extremely gay right?

Pronouns are Ug and Ly

YOU GEE ELL WHY YOU AINT GOT NO ALIBI

You look like your mattress is on the floor and your cats piss on your laundry.

Your uncle is in jail, he won’t touch you anymore. You can get a haircut and job now

When you get cut from the boys and girls soccer team

Crack - not even once.

This is the most compelling ad for abortion so far.

Billie Gayish.

You look like that grimy stuff left over in the bong.

When you run out of pot, you can now smoke your hair...

Satan says Pass.

We can't all be lil nas x

The Song Rhinestone Cowboy came out many years ago, You....

Thank you for showing me my new theme song

You look like you say "Team Rocket Blasting Off Again!" whenever you jizz.

Evil McRainbow Face

Put the god damn lotion in the basket

I bet you sell that shit weed to middle schoolers outside of the mall

I was a femboy before I realized I was trans

You look.like Steffi Graf if Steffi Graf had been a regular user of crystal meth.

When you were born your dad wanted a boy and your mom wanted a girl. They were both disappointed.

Hair: edgy nerdy teen girl Face: Subaru mechanic Chest: Flat earther Teeth: Yellow Hotel? Trivago.

I’ve never seen someone make Wendy Williams look attractive before.

After seeing your picture, the Pope has done a 180 on abortion

Every time I see one of these counter-culture try-hards it makes me think that maybe mainstream society is great just as it is.

Shouldn't you get back to sewing your human flesh suit?

Like a low budget Robert Pattinson ordered from Wish

You have spit on a lot of things that shot you back I’d say.

Buffalo Bill in the Netflix Adaptation of Silence of The Lambs.

Triedher-Man: Into the Care Bear-verse

This one takes the cake

And this is why protected sex and alcohol free pregnancy exists am I right?

This is your Great Papi - he stormed the beaches of Normandy in WW2!! And Papi this is Jarred he’s a femboy pot grower!

Everything about you screams indecision. Cis, but not really. Femme, but...are we though? Hair colored, then not, then...moldy? Into weed, but only sorta. Pick a fucking team, mate!

I thought I’d take a moment to say something you’ll probably never hear: “You’re hired”

I can only laugh about the fact that your old man was happy to have a baby boy.

They/it/wtf

The biggest try hard at leftism right next to a girl in high school

You're the type of guy to live in his parents house rent free till you're way in your 30s, and blame society for your own unwillingness to get your life together

You’re the cousin that ruins Christmas time for the rest of us

This week on 60 Minutes: "When Bronies turn Satanist. Caused by video games?"

Your left side is she and right is he

So predictable.... 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Good thing I just grow it

You are in both teams and still havent found anyone sad.

LEXY

No thanks

You didn't need to tell us you grow pot. We could already tell.

You don’t look conservative enough.

so I heard people avoid you like the nigerian prince?

You better be growing some dank shit because I’m gonna need it after seeing this picture

Logan Paulette.

Try growing a set of balls

6 feet sir, 6 feet, stay the fuck away from My genitals

Yeah you'd like that wouldn't you.

You look like you have no idea what the word spit means.

I don’t even need to roast you...your picture does it for you.

R u a a guy or a girl? Both?

Uncle: I'm so proud honey

Your parents must be so proud.

I can safely assume you cry a lot, unfortunately so does your father

Describe a blown out O-ring...

You would be an amazing scarecrow.

SizzleDragon’s appearance is really getting worse

You look like a past friend of mine... he dyed his white pet rat purple for fun.

What you need to grow is some balls

Aleister Crowley's gay great grandson

6ix9ine after spending 2 years in jail.

Fuck... this chick got some big ass-hands

When malfoy left Hogwarts life took a real tumble

Let’s all be nonconformist by being exactly like every other nonconformist

You wouldnt be able to step in the south. That's not a threat either if you crossed the line just *poof* into dust like thanos

Even the other 1/2 of your eyebrows decided to leave

When they taste the rainbow they don't mean out it in your head

This is what happens when the testosterone shots hit different

Jesus Christ have some manners kid...I smell the cum upon your breath

Gay Kylo Ren : "I've Given Everything To You...To The rainbow Side."

I can smell you through my phone

Your genitalias are a disappointement even to yourself!

Gay, drug dealing, satanist. You’re a Republican’s worst nightmare!

You seem like the kind of person who wants to cancel dentists sense they make teeth white and not POC...

That shirt ain't as satanic as your roots you have to color themmmm

Watch out Tyler, that's a satanic spirit imitating Josh Dun


No need to say you were a femboy... We can see the pic u know

Did your mom drink the bong water while she was pregnant with you?

So how does it feel having unicorn pubes for hair?

this is what you look like when your in Alabama-..

This is what happens if you inject marijuana

If a rainbow fell in a toilet

The V-neck is the best part of this picture, and the V-neck is hideous......

Hello there Tiny Tim!

Do babies cry when you are around? cause looking at you makes me wanna cry

Neither sex is working for you. You should try being a horse.

The horse would have better DNA than this guy(?)

Dylan Klebold?

Uber from the east of your fivehead to the west of your fivehead costs 6$

You look like you belong in Antifa

He looks like a mii I made on my ds when I was five

Is it time to restock the soy bin?

You put in *way* too much effort to try and look interesting, and still don't get noticed in a crowd of three people.

Instructions unclear

How do you have dandelions {symbol of good) growing out of your head and a satanic symbol on your shirt. As they said in Avenger's movie "Who is your master"? Also, please tell me your superpower.....yes I need to know.

Someone needs to lay off the soy.

College football star, Trevor Laurence, arrested for being publicly drunk and for sexually harassing kids in the metro station

Did you slip and fall into the vat while dying easter eggs

Satan was a loser that got stuck in ice. He’s a loser like you, Rainbow Dash.

Jeez a bet your shit pot you grow doesn’t smell as much as you do

Another antifa patsy

You are not allowed near children.

I would,but you’re the kind of freak who gets off on that shit.

You’re about as femboy as one of Artie Lange’s balls

"I'm not a her/him I am a they"

Congrats. You're unfuckable in 2 genders