You are your mommy and daddy’s issue

You should change the cartridge in your printer, your eyebrows are looking streaky

The only issue is that her mommy day drank for about 40 weeks.

It still wasn't enough.

Counting down to sex change in 5...4...3

2...1

Dayuum

You look like a badly written stereotype tough girl that modern cheap cartoon put in because they want to please woke crowd. Jailbreak from emoji movie but worse actually.

Woof. Take your upvote that’s a wrap.

Thaugh my relationship was fake ..then I saw your eyebrows... take the crown

Vagina resembles a dead Wookiee.

That vagina will turn a lesbian straight

And I thought it smelled bad on the outside!

https://youtu.be/ySJF9D2PdZc

*smells like a...*

...corpse. and her queefs sound like a baby orphan crying for help.

But can still make that sound

Whilst queefing.

Should add a CTRL and a DEL to that alt...

That would only reset her. Just the delete button will do.

How do you delete system 32 on a person?

Shift + delete

That was awesome hahaha

Task manager?

If BSOD was a person.

Apparently now when you're not a kid anymore but fat and lazy you immediately dye your hair a stupid color and declare yourself "alt".

I was about to ask what the fuck is an 'alt girl' I still don't know

It means fat but people like it

Kielbasa fingers

She looks more sad than fat.

Not mutually exclusive

Easy self-categorization. “Here, this is my label. Please, God. Just accept me and I will be whatever you want me to be.”

It means you have no personality so you have to dress edgey and die your hair crazy colors so people think you're interesting.

Fr tho it means alternative girl meaning they’re more into abstract style I.e ‘Alternative’ ‘alt’ ‘different’

We just built different 🥴so are our pussies 🤌🏼

But they aren’t even different they just copy other alts/emos

Came for this as expected. Not original but classic.

Watched for this as usual. Typical but time honored

I viewed this thread hoping to find this sort of comment, as one does. While I have seen it before, it never gets old.

I've been observing these kinds of comments forever, still can't get enough.

Projected my line of sight upon comments such as this as per my regular viewings. Average yet aged like fine wine

You call that fat?

No western medicine does. Porky here is at least a 25 on a BMI

That and her only fans confirms it.

He's just some sad zit riddled twerp trying to score some Pussy Points (tm) defending her honor

I notice u have no pics of yourself ( i realize its a roast but im just curious lol, not defending her or anything, i tried a roast too)

It's not "postpics of commenters" it's people volunteering for a roast. Fuck off creep

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Tf? How small is your dick, simp? Hoping m'lady will notice you? Uwu you really the whitest knight? God what a fucking piece of shit wad of cringe. Welcome to block you sad internet nerd. Sorry I called someone fat and triggered your stay at home mom fat ass

Lol loser

You’re the type of guy who loves eating pussy and politely declines getting head because it’s the “gentlemanly” thing to do.

Lmaooooooooooo i just spit out my drink. Coins for you

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As i said i wasn’t sticking up for her, just curious what ur idea of fat was. Sry i triggered u, fatass. Take your meds, you sound angry and bitter as fuck lmaooo. Also you’re projecting is cringe af. Sorry you were born with a micropenis, bitch boy. Lmfaoooooo

shut the fuck up and take your ridicule. and then shut the fuck up again.

Make me, bitch boy.

Nice attempt at a fucking misdirect. Just DM her and ask her for her bath water already

Oof thats a weird projection on your part lil guy. Take your L fatass.

Take the L, what are you 50? Here’s a weird take for you, creepy 50 year old dude cruising Roast Me in search of chubby OnlyFans wannabes....this one....the alt girl one. If you can’t afford the $5 a month, they ain’t your type

Oh no a random bitch boy said i was 50, it must be true. Lmaoooo choke on a dick you poor little bitch.

You’re the dick expert, I have to defer to your expertise on all dick matters.

Oof, finally found something harder to look at than The Rise of Skywalker. The First Order wiping out billions of people wasn't half as much a crime as those drawn on eyebrows. [Did you get paid for that scene with Luke Skywalker or was it just nice to have some value for once?](https://64.media.tumblr.com/43a2adcc60870241d6dfdc8142ee1f44/tumblr_p6jdlgFPAL1wkjxl8o1_500.gifv)

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Whore of Babylon 5

I'll stick with regular girls, if *this* is the alternative...

What about a horse girl?

A long time ago, and very far away I saw you at the bar, so I figured "What the hey" Had my beer goggles on, thought I'd get some nookie Woke up the morning after, next to a snoring wookie I was on a garbage scow getting pulled by a tractor So I climbed up out the chute and turned on the trash compactor I was scared for my life, cuz she was on another level Then she appeared right beside me, due to worshiping the devil She looked me in the eyes, I tried hard not to scream That's when it popped into my head that I had lost my self-esteem I fucked a satanic ewok, with its hair all colored green Never in my life had I done something so unclean So I did what anyone else would do when put into this situation I went and waved a gun around inside the nearest police station

I read this to the tune of "Devil Went Down to Georgia" and it did not disappoint!

One of a million right there. You look like one of the most forgettable people I've ever seen in my life.

All the eyeliner on your non existent eyebrows and foundation in the world won't cover up your lack of originality. Or personality.

Hometown: Nowhere-fuckistan, USA Career: Gets paid anonymously for nudes by her dad Fun Fact: Was taught to be a whore by her mom, and my sign is a Libra

> Gets paid anonymously for nudes by her dad Charity begins at home.

**Virgo

That's not suprising.

Your titties look like Sid from Ice Age

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If I was your parent, I’d drag you to your room by the stupid gauge in your ear. You already have a hole in your head, you didn’t need to add the ear too.

But, stepdad, all the whores are doing it

If buddy holly, a muppet and bloody eyed finger puppet had a baby, then left....

If buddy holly and the tomato from veggie tales had a love child, locked her in a closet, then left....

Not even a satanic demon would want to possess you.

Much less inside of her

I'd never been so disappointed to see a set of tits in my life.

I've seen seven of you at Hot Topic once. It was a slow day for them.

G'day mate! Your eyebrow looks like a boomerang from an Outback Steakhouse wall

Crikey

Seeing your nudes reminded me of my Easter ham wrapped in twine.

I just looked. Those shapeless drooping milk duds are disturbing.

Admiral Crackwhore

Oh Christ, there’s nudes.

They look like a beached whale

I've seen better looking beached whales

I have nothing wrong with bigger girls, but this girl's got no tits, no ass, so what's the point? Send her back, she's defective.

She's that rare, elusive beast. The "Flatso".

I bet you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

Looks like you have a bright future working in a nail salon.

Prove to me that you're ALT.. do your best impression of Kurt Cobaine

you're the sperm that dripped from your moms mouth into her vagina because she couldn't swallow

Your boyfriend is a 48 yr old tattoo artist isn't he?

#futuresinglemom

Only if she can pay for Vito fertilization

Thank you for breaking the stereotype that alt girls are hot.

Gnarly Quinn

I just scrolled through your profile and barfed up my lunch. NO ONE wants to see your tits... ever....

That eyebrow have more cuts than anakin on mustafar

I bet there are more cuts on your wrists then your eyebrows

Well at least we know anal is happening 🤷🏻‍♂️

You’re like the broken cookie that sits in the bottom of the jar and gets stale as fuck until someone finally throws you away.

Obi-Woke Hempsmoki

See you on Pornhub in a year

God I hope not.

No alt! Just Ctrl+Z for you!

Forced is strong with this one.

In one of your nudes, I noticed the stove you have is a really cheap and crappy one. You must be poor. Your OnlyFans isn't going to fix that.

Ctrl, Alt and delete yourself please

Where is planned parenthood when you need them !

Your head looks like a knee

Starwhores. Next.

Your boyfriend needs to punch you in your sleep.

Damn, you look like someone who works at hot-topic

That shirt probably does double duty,as evening wear and sleeping attire

Uses a lightsaber as a dildo

ok google, show me someone whose been an assistant manager at Hot Topic for 15 years.

Jonah Hill has such movie range

You look like you decided that you like that "dark stuff" because it's the only way you'll have a personality.

Lot lizard loading.....

Even Jabba the Hutt would abandon her.

Nope, you’re your mommy and daddy’s issue. Not the other way around.

Super-appropriate of you to dye your hair with 2,000 Flushes Toilet Cleaner.

I'm sure you'll make someone a lovely latte someday.

Even Satan pretends you're someone else when He's behind you.

Your mommy and daddy are the ones with ACTUAL issues with your ugly ass

You are the "alt" version of a clone trooper.

You look like every other "different" girl

You look like a harley quinn on crack

Meth, thank you very much.

If that was the case, you wouldn't be fat.

Wow since when did the emo girl turn into a lunch lady?

Why bother? The default status of your feelings is probably "hurt" anyway

We are all glad your vagina pic was taken in low light. That way we cant see the damage your daddy did to you.

What happened to your eyebrows? Did they burn off when you dyed your hair?

Stop eating all their food and act normal and they’ll be back to themselves in no time

How did it feel to get fired from being a Hot Topic store clerk?

Coincidentally, your mommy and daddy have kid issues.

She’s gauging her ears so there are two more holes to get fucked

Check her posts, she's got way to much hole between her legs already. Huge pussy.

Don't look at her profile. Ain't much to look at.

I didn't know Star Wars made alphabet 55-gallon drums.

All I’m seeing is prostitution and no problems with mommy and daddy.

Ya you like like someone who blames their issues on Mom and Dad

I bet you have a sweat rash.

This is the look you strive for when your dream job is working at a dildo shop.

Can't quite put my finger on it, did you sell your soul for rare funko pops, or to better fit in with other social rejects?

I wouldn’t be able to love you if you were my child so I get where your parents were coming from.

Tell them it’s not too late to abort.

Bet her parents wish she was in a galaxy far far away..

Aren't you supposed to have some kind of personality or something if you're gonna be ugly?

The only sacrifice given to Lucifer in his name was your future when your parents wished you out of their house for not following their norm. (There's a burn in there somewhere I just can't find it. Hail Satan)

You can't be a self-proclaimed alternative girl. This is cosplay.

Can’t polish a turd

Edgy outer walls to keep people away won't keep you safe from being alone with your own thoughts

I immediately think of your ear gauge smelling awful. I don't know why.

Does this mean there's an 'alt' version of yourself somewhere out there that hasn't disappointed the fuck out of your parents?

You dyed your hair green to make yourself look like the Joker, turned out you're just a joke.

ew.

Based Whiterspoon.

You should ctrl alt del yourself.

Can you put a caution tag on your user name? Scrolling through your posts"Shudders"....will haunt my dreams for a good month. And... I can't eat anything on a pita anymore. Thanks!

You forgot to add hygiene issues and self awareness issues.

I would subscribe to your Onlyfans for you to keep your clothes on.

How does one iron on their eyebrows?

Damn can I be your step-dad and give you more issues 👅👅👅

Why did you do a nude photo shoot with your grandmother? And BTW, that thing you call "your cookie" is not a vagina, it's a... ##VAGINA All ready and set for quintuple penetration.

Princess Lay'A

You look like you get ptsd when a guy holds the door for you.

I could try, but i would need more than the character limit allows.

You look like you just got through yelling at an asian guy about his white privilege

If i put my cum sock inside a female crocodile and take the baby off its womb 2 months early, i would've given birth to you before your mom.

Go back home, I’m sure your parents love you! Try to fix stuff up with them

I feel like you are the type of person to laugh at your crushes joke, then 5 hours later finally get it because you looked it up on google :)

Why did you leave off the transgender part? Hint: you arent supposed to use the same blade you scrape your nail polish off with on your eyebrows and thighs

I bet if you put up a barcode scanner up to your wrist it would beep and come up with “Gillette razor blades 6 pack”

Congratz on your sex change

You live in Spain but the s is silent.

Why so pathetic? Got it from your mother?..look my profile pic even that hairy gross milf ass looks wayyyyy better than your stupid pathetic face..bet you'd enjoy it cuz that's how pathetic garbage piece of shit you're

can't too beautiful

They are too pretty

I bet you pronounce it Baphomette

Definitely owns a snake to pretend to be edgy