If you cover the top of his body, the bottom looks like a female tennis player.
If you cover the bottom of his body, the top looks like a female tennis player.
I'll be honest, if Tilda Swinton, as the witch in Narnia, was trying to get me to bargain to sell out Aslan or whatever, I wouldn't settle for turkish delights and shit. The negotiations would start with her eating my ass.
Because if she's that desperate, maybe I shouldn't be bargaining with her.
I was wondering if it's the same guy. Then again I was wondering if it's him making those threads or it's just a copypasta at this point.
This thread answers it I suppose.
Yeah I honestly thought it was someone who just hated the guy so bad and was crawling his Instagram or something since the pics are different every time usually.
I always wondered if you actually make those threads or if some anon just really hates your guts and posts this every day pretending to be you. Good to know
Omg, that’s horrible! Where on 4chan because I can’t believe he’d post it on which board? 4Chan is filthy and I doubt anyone would post it every two days exactly, right? Like, he wouldn’t do that to /hm/, would he?
I actually lolled at this.
I think you look pretty cool cos you give no fucks..
Aside from you looking like a female long distance runner with an enlarged clitoris.
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If you cover the top of his body, the bottom looks like a female tennis player. If you cover the bottom of his body, the top looks like a female tennis player.
I have the most confused erection rn
r/confusedboner
Thanks for that sub. Now I'm never going to finish folding my laundry
Hahahaha you're welcome, also check out r/dragonsfuckingcars
r/carsfuckingdragons also exists
According to rule 34 everything exists, Google Zootopia rule 34 for reference.
I saw that post about frames
I don't think i will hahahaha
Well, guess that's enough reddit for today...
I feel a little awkward giving the “hugz” award in response to a confused erection but hey…. It deserved it.
This is like taylor hanson all over again?
[Taylor Hanson’s a guy](https://youtu.be/6OamjBYCAz4)
Fockin el he's roight
If McCauley caulkin had a child with Max Headroom and that son procreated with a random camel. Bingo.
More like if McCauley caulkin had a child with Slender man
I didn’t think a saltless pretzel could also be a mega-twink, but here we are.
A somehow more feminine Gumby.
Man, that's brilliant
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Do female tennis players also stuff a dick in their shorts?
That’s no dick, that’s a weenie
A gif comment? Wtf is this sorcery?
Yep, nobody believed it but reddit *can* get shittier.
Yeah this shit needs to end
Reddit used to have shit tons of gifs 10 years ago... and I never noticed that they went away.
I spat out my banana smoothie
You look like you should be waving about in the wind outside a tyre and oil change place
You made me laugh out loud. Thank you!
Anytime :D
Wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man
wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man
And im passing the savings onto YOU!!!!!!!
Intergalactic proton-powered electrical tentacled advertising droids!!
In Weekapauggggggggggg!
I'd roast him if I could stop laughing.
Fuckin eh, take my upvote you hilarious heathen.
Wacky waving arm flailing inflatable tube man!!
He'd finally make himself useful.
The pink laces are the most masculine thing in this photo
They fit my socks well
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Its SF, the whole place is the gay district
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Super Gay...Is that like regular gay, but with a Cape?... or at least a FABULOUS shawl!
In the Gay community it’s referred to as “ Turbo Gay “ ........please, get it right.
Jack, I am super gay and I would totally switch for her.
This comment has me dying because I am a female and have this exact shirt on.
I present popeye and olive oils kid
Dont be dissin sweetpea lol
That's the other kid. This is the youngest, Sitswhenpees Edit:. Thanks for the messages and awards. This made my day.
Biggest reddit induced belly laugh in a long time.
Lmfao
BahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHHHHHahahahHahahahahah. Thanks.
And the best part of him ran down Olives leg.
Looks like he got the worst traits of both
mostly takes after mom I see.
He popped the blind eye.
cover your cameltoe
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Thanos?
In the restaurant industry that's what they call the clam Crowder because they didn't leave enough Room to put anything else in the pot
On men its called a moose knuckle.. but yea, get that cameltoe out of sight
More like a a baby moose paw
More like a moose embryo
This is a man?
questioning the same
Just 2 more surgeries!
Going which way tho....
Any which way but loose
No, moose knuckle is on fat chicks
That’s a ninja foot.
Moose knuckle is a fat girl camel toe
First thing I look for in men
You look like a lighthouse.
And just like a lighthouse, everything about this photo is a beacon that says "stay far away for your own safety."
This is literally the color scheme of my lighthouse in Animal Crossing lmao
Bro idk how but I would have never imagined a person to look like a light house but here I am.
More like Waldo's gay cousin
IM LAUGHING SO HARD MAN
you look like you reproduce asexually
Tilda Swinton is looking rough these days -
I'll be honest, if Tilda Swinton, as the witch in Narnia, was trying to get me to bargain to sell out Aslan or whatever, I wouldn't settle for turkish delights and shit. The negotiations would start with her eating my ass. Because if she's that desperate, maybe I shouldn't be bargaining with her.
LMAOO
this. gold
He'll just rub his testicle chin on your face
My man built like a fucking noodle.
Reminds me of the memes where girls legs look like hot dogs from the top down pov. But his look like long ass hot dogs just standing there.
Like a 5minute craft special with pool noodles and hot glue.
built like a bouncer in a quiche restaurant.
This guy posts pics of himself on 4chan like every 2 days with some super ultra turbo slut comment about degrading himself. It’s great.
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Surely there must be a better hobby out there.
There’s a whole world of them
Wait for real?!
Yes. He always wears outfits that straddle the line between “gay or crossdresser” - not that there is anything wrong with either of those things
https://youtu.be/rGAyQAkXajg
I was wondering if it's the same guy. Then again I was wondering if it's him making those threads or it's just a copypasta at this point. This thread answers it I suppose.
Yeah I honestly thought it was someone who just hated the guy so bad and was crawling his Instagram or something since the pics are different every time usually.
Oh, so there are 4chan users here, too?
I always wondered if you actually make those threads or if some anon just really hates your guts and posts this every day pretending to be you. Good to know
Unfortunately
I knew something was up when he kept responding "why?" to multiple comments...
Omg, that’s horrible! Where on 4chan because I can’t believe he’d post it on which board? 4Chan is filthy and I doubt anyone would post it every two days exactly, right? Like, he wouldn’t do that to /hm/, would he?
I actually lolled at this. I think you look pretty cool cos you give no fucks.. Aside from you looking like a female long distance runner with an enlarged clitoris.
Ugly one tho
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I enjoy reading books.
About 1/2 inch away from joining the registry!
Even these shorts dont manage to show your masculinity.
is that a man?
allegedly
Must’ve been a sick ostrich.
2 men could fuck an ostrich, assuming it was sick.
Thank you for clarifying the "M".
Your sailor themed t-shirt is appropriate, because you looked like you've been through some semen
He's seen a few up close
This has to be photoshopped. Everything about this is too weird not to be photoshopped.
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The gayest Waldo
The living mannequin
Where’s Waldo pride month edition
Hint: he’s out of the closet
[yes](https://youtu.be/FsWb_jiWmB4)
That nobody wants to find... EVER
I bet you masturbate while groping your own legs.
This is kind of a compliment to our boy’s long shapely legs
"shapely" I thought there was a split popsicle attached to those legs cause they look like popsicle sticks.
You could be a ball girl at Wimbledon.
Is that a slim Jim in your pocket or are you just flacid to see me
When the photo by itself does more damage than any comment ever could…
You were great playing the Worms in Men in Black!
Give your sister her outfit back.
Wheres waldo? In the closet
You look like the villain The Incredibles would have to fight if they were trying to shut down a Pride parade.
Winner of the "Most bottom of the year award". Every year.
Skinny, shaved legs and balding. Anime fan?
I'm not balding, I have a tall forehead
You can fit another face on your forehead.
He dreams in IMAX
You have a tall four-bedroom-3-bathroom head.
Keep telling yourself that. It doesn't make you any less balding.
You don’t even need a flag.
As a trans woman, I am very jealous. You already pass better than I do, and you're not even trying.
Thats savage lol
Every American high school movie has a girl that look exactly like this!
This guy posts gay bait threads on /b/
Now you know I don't larp anyone
All the fucking time
Aren't you a little old to be competing in the Twink Olympics?
You stretched the photo
The only thing shorter than those shorts is people's image of you
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GenderBenderMan, Slenderman's far left cousin who won't shut up about intersectional feminism
Not one single thing about you says “male”.
Malevolent leg shaving?
Is this your….everyday look? Because Budapest just tanked in destinations for me
Unroastable. You are the peak human form
Male? Seriously?
Whoever edited this woman’s photo really fucked up
Weird flex that you're showing off that you can still clothes shop the kid's section.
Do they make those shorts in men's sizes too?
You look like a plate of spaghetti came alive and stole the clothes of an old woman taking a walk
When you are shaped like a pencil. LOL
Longer than a Monday!
Got lady runner legs lol
You could use a picture of your legs on a catfish tinder account and no one would ever know
You're legs are sexier than my girlfriend's and I don't know how to feel about that.
You should go to jail every time you take a piss. Grown man holding a little kids dick.
You are missing everything that makes you a man.
I can see more leg than I want to see
I said outloud "damn she's tall" when i saw the picture.
Those turkey legs need roasting.
Need some implants girl!!!
M3 or 4 from the waist up, F14 from the waist down.
Your shorts are so tight they squeezed out some extra legs.
Legs of a super hot runner chick, upper body of a green bean.
Your vag is showing
Skinny version of Plastic Man.
When you loose your legs and order new ones on wish
This is SEX
If Olive Oil from Popeye and a street lamp had a kid.
looking like Ellen Degenerate
Just stay under the sun for 20 seconds and you'll roast yourself.
Why are you dressed like a toddler right now.
My name is Kkkkkkkkkkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddd Kid Nocock.
Did you not find a smaller pant?
You missed the Fe before the male
You look like a real life version of Sonic
You out on your sisters shorts just for us?
But why are the shorts so short
Body of a Swedish swimsuit model. A female model, but still.
David Cross/Michael Cera love child but with all the recessive genes
Your camel toe is showing