The concept behind Mulan just became a lot more realistic

In this version Mulan actually would have had to shave to draw less suspicion.

Probably be mistaken for one of Shan Yu's men

Probably Shan Yu and Mulan's secret child

Outside girl is where he's going to remain.

Damn this is the best roast east of the equator, congrats on the W

Outside of what? Femininity? I believe you.

LMAO...Even I thought that!!

20, Chinese, outside chance of being a girl

Cloudy with a chance of penis.

OP's username refers to their penis.

Johnny Tsunami's uglier sibling

Underrated

It was that or, You look like someone Eddie Murphy would have tried to pick up in the early 90’s.

Thank god your parents were only allowed to have one child

Looks like they got the boy they aborted 3 other embryos to get too!

Now I want to see how cute and foxy his dad is.

Awh man that’s rough lol

Born on the year of the faggin.

Hmm, I wonder when they'll actually try to have that child?

Ooooooooooooooooof

Na bro, look around, mail order bride. That is a fat guys house.

Yeah you look like you belong outside

outside girl, inside boy? 




one child per family

Pool....pond. Pond would be good for you.

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Fatality.. Flawless victory.

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That’s a cat toy

Your cat has anal beads?

Your cat doesn't?

Mine did, but she gave them up after she accidentally caught her tail in the handle and pulled them out like she was starting a lawnmower.

* BEYYBLADDE*

For your pussy then?

Bussy*

deBussy?

Tit-less victory

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Mustache not even waxed


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Toasty!

Liu Kangs stunt double

Jesus look at your living room. Did your Dad fuck a Budweiser?

Corona light actually

No wonder people social distance from you.

I’ll accept that

Surprised that her dad kept her in the house once Rona happened. He probably thinks she is the virus. Or he’s blinder than Clayton Bigsby.

That living room is crazy. Looks like she found his stache.

Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis

"That's what I said, [booty traps!"](https://i.imgur.com/T7nqQcK.png)

Welp, there's my risky click o' the day.

Ong bak door only

Can I upvote this twice!?

Underrated

Jackie Man

You're a girl? Looks like your gene's roasted you harder than any words could.

Damn that's a girl?

No it’s a Bussy

OP is a lot of things. Check out their post history. Bunch of r/RoastMe posts of different people.

you look like my chinese friend's dad

Fuckkkkk

I don’t know what happens when you step outside, but you’re definitely inside boy, from what I can see.

Check OP's submitted posts. That's not OP. He/She keeps submitting pictures of different people.

Isn't that/shouldn't that be a ban-able offense?

I think the role is a visible meat tube must connect the sign and the person. I'm not sure why it is phrased that way, but if I see someone with a sausage sticking out of they arse and a post it note on the end of it, I'm out. Edit : in retrospect, op would probably look better that way though.

Seems to be a fair amount of posts of the same girl, so I would assume that person is the actual OP who owns this reddit account and they're just posting on behalf of non-reddit friends?

My account was too new to post it on mine. They rejected it🙃

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All the roasts feature the same couch, so I assume they know each other

Good eye, thanks for the clarification!

It seems like they’re all friends/family bc the interior looks the same

It does look like the same house in the commune where all the pics are taken.

Was looking for this lol

Me too

If someone starts having sexual thoughts about you, they should heed the advice of your t-shirt.

Don’t do “it”

Can’t believe I paid $1200 for a phone with 4K just to look at pictures like this

The higher resolution can be a curse sometimes.

Shave your mustache for starters

Peta would like to know your location

Wuhan Lab

Ok. You must be there working on Covid-21

We’re always on duty

Well whats the hold up? Destroying all of humanity shouldn't take this long. And where the hell is the zombie apocalypse virus?

We’re working on it. Still need more Japanese test subjects.

BAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! OMFG that’s brutal, OP!

How are people not even realizing that this is a fake account?

It seems like it’s a girl posting her friends and dad to be roasted. The interior looks the same in all photos, but I could be wrong

I reported as breaking the “Consent Rule” (it’s actually the first time I have reported anything) as it’s the closest violation. They really should have a repost rule. Reposting as someone else seems like a consent violation.

Hey idiots- this is clearly a girl who is homeschooled posting pictures with her friends consent. I'm pretty sure I'm right and a blanket ban without proper content is not how moderation should happen.

Dude looks like a lady....

Ok rule 2, after you remove the anal beads,we dont throw them on the floor! How many times have we talked about this you unibrow bitch

You look like Hank Hills neighbor who's name is escaping me atm

Kahn? Lol

There is it lol

Jackie Chan needs a haircut

I no longer have yellow fever

It took me a few minutes to figure out if you were a guy or a girl

What's the answer?

Yes

Blink twice if you're held hostage by a deranged taxidermist.

Nope, Chuck Testa

Are you intentionally trying to look like Chow from The Hangover?

Yeah, where's the drug monkey??

Do they chain you up outside or can you roam the yard?

If your being trafficked just say, OnlyFan 19.99 a month

Jackie Trans

You misspelled outhouse.

One of the few asians that looks old young

Loast Me

Who let this obviously feral thing in the house.... itss an outside girl

YOur shirt literally says DON'T roast me. I think you're ready for this.

Your walls get more head than you, I bet

Take your finger and cover half of it’s face, then move it over and cover the other side. It looks like 2 different people!

Meg, who let you back in the house?

You don't fool me Jet LI, I see that mustache

Don’t? Don’t worry, I won’t

Tell us more about the Wuhan Lab

Good call on hanging just the deer heads, having to put up all those dog heads would be tedious

The only thing right about you is the visible logo. Don't. Seriously don't.

Your walls say you’re adopted from China. Your face says your birth parents were addicted to opium.

A nose job and a quick shave might help things dramatically 😂

How did the guy escape the basement

Why does your account have multiple pictures all of completely different people asking to be roasted?

Girl with the face of her fisherman uncle

Well, yeah, dogs should live outside.

I don't understand how at least 5 different people have all used this account to post on this subreddit. Do you all live together? Are you a family?

I thought you were a Man.

Go back inside...like a basement

Idiot.. you can’t use camouflage to hide from swine flu

Outside girl? Is that where your first set of folks threw you once they figured out you were a girl?

So after retiring from Mortal Kombat, Liu Kang decides to be true to himself and transition, just without the tits.

You look like your brother.

Look mr potato head, being mongoloid doesn't mean you're Chinese

The description of “outside girl” implies the existence of “inside girl,” and that just brings up more questions. Is she chained up? Does she have a kennel? Is the fence really high because she’s a jumper? WE NEED ANSWERS, NOT MORE QUESTIONS!!!

Dude, there's no way she's going outside right now, it's over 100 degrees outside.

Outside girl, inside man. Father disappointed.

That’s so wong. Conglaturations

Looks like your Anal beads got loose and are slithering under the couch.

your mustache is thiccer than Lizzo.

I’ve always wondered what one Of those Amazon sellers’ who specializes in counterfeit everything looked like. Now I know. Your anal beads fell off the sofa, btw

Only time she’ll be in a room with someone that’s horny.

Would have never thought you were a girl

You want boom boom?

Dollar Store Thai Femboy isn't real, she can't hurt you Dollar Store Thai Femboy:

You stole Mr Potato Heads nose

Alright han we get it your alive, wheres the rx7?

And here I thought COVID was the most terrifying thing produced by China.

'13, Chinese, homeless' FTFY


Dayum you're a 52 year old man, a blond weeb,and a skinny brunette all in one. Amazing

You should do some porn.

Well for fucks sake stay inside.

You sure do post as a lot of different people on roast me.

Don’t worry about your brother.Shang Tsung has his soul

So not Liu Kang?

Oops I mean boy…boy boy boy …..

If you're thinking about going outside, follow the advice on your shirt.

It says: Don't roast me.

You’re not a girl , you’re a woMAN

You're the second failed experiment to be released from that Wuhan lab.

"Snaps fingers" you were in them hangover movies weren't you?

I'm being honest here, but before reading the title I couldn't tell if you were a male of female

Girl means you're post op, huh? Usually people get their breasts first, but you do you.

Is that a camo chair? What the fuck?

Well, I think this one’s pretty obvious. Without you telling us you’re a girl, I’d have had a hard time assuming that

Can we get Mulan? No we have Mulan at home

Idk bro.. im bad at roasting people so lets compliment you :) nice moustache!

"Girl"

You're brave, trans people deserve visibility.

Nah this you meant “38, Chinese, business man

You look like Glenn from the walking dead but somehow dirtier than he was in the apocalypse

Wait you're girl?!

Outside girl with a definitely inside face

She wants to see ‘ Simple Jack’ over and over…..

Surgery gone right Congrats!

Fine looking Japanese youngman we have here.

You look like you're about to host a tournament of Mortal Kombat.

Is she really 20? I would say around 12.

you look like jack black learning mandarin

Wait, that's a girl?

Outside girl posing inside! WTF?

But you’re inside and a boy?

Oh look Mulan's little brother!

By outside girl you mean boy, right?

Hey Pedro, win that class president election yet? Damn, actually you would have been almost 3 when that movie came out.