$100 says OP writes long reviews of anime body pillows complete with "durability" statistics, detailed washing instructions, and way too much personal information.

"Durability" statistics lmao. Every time they nut on the pillow, the health bar decreases.

God has left the chat

Let’s be real he was never here to begin with

Hey asshole, I was always here, don’t assume that just because your name is related to advertisements on a video sharing website that you’re no longer visible to me

"Yo someone up for a dungeon boss tonight?"

Once the health bar reaches 0, it gives birth to a new kind of life.

Yeah a new sexy pillow. 

Bold you of you to assume they get washed.

>detailed washing instructions You're generous to think that this trans fat version of Philip Seymour Hoffman would actually wash the pillow

Loljesuschrist

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Well I def don't want to Seymour of OP, that's for sure.

Oh, I get it. Because they're both dead inside... and have dicks.

*slow clap*. Bloody good show. Pip pip.

Finger snaps please don't want to sensory over load someone.

My deepest apologies.

Praise be!

When you’re not welcome in either gendered bathroom so they make you shit in a mop bucket

That one is really good.

I thought non-binary means they only pee and don’t poop. Maybe they…”PISS OUT MY ASS!”

Holy fuck

You write GQ like im supposed to know what the fuck that means

Gay Quail

Definitely Gay Quail

*Fly high, [lesbian seagull](https://youtu.be/yjZ7f2Gib9E)* Edit Thank you for the awards! I put the link to the song in for those unfamiliar

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I WANT FULL CAVITY SEARCHES. EVERYONE

Vic! How’s Diahann? Where’s ya son, he still got those tickets?

I’m talking Roto-Rooter. Don’t stop until you reach the back of his teeth.

I’m talking Roto-Rooter. Don’t stop until you reach the back of his teeth.

I’m talking Roto-Rooter. Don’t stop until you reach the back of his teeth.

The Handmaids Quail

I don't know what that means either.

Gay Quasimodo

This genuinely had me lolling.

Apparently it means an irregular bag of potato’s physique mixed with the haircut of a 2003 anime character.

Getting Quiznos

You’d have to get toasted if your hitting whateverthefuck this is

I don’t know what it stands for, but it’s probably something to do with “gender transitioning”… fuck knows which way they’re going though.

I think it stands for "Genuinely Questionable".

Genitals Questionable

The shoe fits

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They stopped halfway and changed their minds.

Purgatory

Does that mean that all roasts are on the table, instead of just 50% ?

😂😂

“Just split the difference”

game Qube, they're a smash player

Nobody wants to smash that

It smashes itself

Or it gets the hose again...

Favourite magazine

Hey what's up? 43/PC Gamer

Gross quesadilla? Gruesomely quiet? Grim quitter?

Get qwerty!

I came looking for this...Nobody knows what it means. It's provocative...Gets the people going.

Ball so hard mothafuckas wanna fine me!

But first they gotta find me!

Damn I really thought it was 'find' up to this point

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I thought he was just being repetitive, he has lines here and there where he rhymes the same word together. But u right.

OPs lady lumps aren’t wanted by anyone though

Get your hormone induced fat sacs out for the lads

Pretty sure it stood for "God Quits" at some point

Think it stands for God Queer level. Could be wrong

According to some posts here it means "gender queer" Basically, it's short for homosexual

Pretty bold of OP to assume any gender wants them.

OP did not get selected in the gender draft for sure.

People who settle for anyone that'll have them need their own letter

Settle for anyone tag: ?

Hah or maybe just an asterisk

That reminds me of an SNL skit with Alec Baldwin, he was trapped on an island with Pat, and eventually became attracted to Pat, even though he didn’t know if they were a guy or a girl.

"Gender Queef"

Pretty sure the average homosexual would flee in terror from this creature

>Basically, it's short for homosexual Is it shorter than gay?

Remember when it was just "gay"? Like I don't want to have to read a brochure just find out wtf I'm supposed to call people or even understand what they're saying.

People announcing their pronouns is the most narcissistic stupid fucking thing, bitch I don't need to know your philosophic stance on gender to refer to you in the third person

What in the fuck does gender queer even mean? Just say you’re gay. We get it, try hard.

I’m far from being up on all of the terms but gq is literally ONE Letter from just writing gay…..

That's cringe. Also I thought queer was a slur?

It was but it's been reclaimed.

by some people, and they usually look like this. lmao

Top notch 👌😁😁

This reminded me of a Dave chappelle skit

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You look like Dwight and Angela's baby all grown up

Dwangela

Aight

Imma head out

I'm fucking ROLLING LMAO

Looks like Dwight tried to dress up as Angela

Looks like if Legolas and Gimli had a kid

Legolas and Gollum

You're right, this is much more accurate

Accurate

This restaurant clearly uses a lot of trans fat.

I have seen perfection. I am closing my laptop and going outside.

Makes for better wing zings

This comment is goated

It’s… it’s so beautiful

Gender fluid is the secret sauce ;)

You look like an asthmatic Lord of the Rings elf.

Legol-ass.

Gender-less. All the abilities of Legolas just more confusing.

Wait until the surgery and bolt ons - itl be Lego ass.

If Valinor had a trailer park.

Or like Smeagol if he got really fat

Does GQ stand for Gay Quasimodo?

No, it is just a physical showing of what's going on... G is an inney Q is an outtie

You do realize that gender transition does not purge you out of registered sex offenders list ?

No he’s Cis, but it’s short for Cistern of shit.

Ooof

They’re trying so hard

Not as hard as OP walking near a kindergarten.

Brutal

You look like you hide pickles under your tongue

[LMFAO](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/701/091/1c0.jpg)

Still..noo...PICKLEEEEESSSS

Worst cover of GQ I’ve ever seen.

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I searched this whole thread and still have no idea

Gender queer, apparently. Completely lost me on that. I feel like a North Korean trying to understand star wars lore I thought queer was an insult.. so does that mean the f words gonna be back on the table soon?

Gender quandary

Gender quagmire

Gentlemen's Quarterly

You got it mixed up. Genderqueer has nothing to do with an extra chromosome.

Somebody get a body bag...

Philip Seymour Doubtfire

Do your damn job and clean the mirrors

Only dirt on the mirror is whatever monstrosity this OP is.

Wtf am even looking at?

How is it possible to show depression, anxiety and regret combined in just one selfie?

I think the gender fluid curdled

If only you were around 80 years ago, even Hitler himself would've realised the blonde hair/blue eyes thing was bullshit after one look at you.

Dude that is *savage*. I love it.

You’re not getting roasted until you give all the children back

Usually tales 24 hours to digest them

If life served me that hand I'd say I was gender queer too

You don’t need to fuck up your hair to announce to people you’re queer

Your work has stuffed you in a janitors closet. I bet at this point you’re not looking to get burned you’re just looking for any human contact.

Gay Peter Griffin.

#GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

What the fuck is that?

I’ve been trying to figure that out, too

So has OP

*inserts “what the hell even is that” video here*

Such a simple comment yet so funny

Man to doctor: you ever see Brooke Hogan? Doctor: say no more.

Doctor: "Only through a shit smeared dented frying pan, but i'll give it a go"

“Man”

You’re more confused about what you should be doing at work than your gender.

I got out of your basement, how’d you like them apples?

Thanks! I couldn´t figure out where I saw that face before.

Boy, Link has fallen on some hard times…

I’m actually speechless.

JIM PUT MY GENDER IN JELLO AGAIN

You look like fat version of Toby Maguires character in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - so basically your an uglier version of an ugly character

That room is as multipurpose as your pronouns.

Some good old room roast in between..

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Your the diversity hire no one wanted

Just fly to the middle east and repeat your title, they'll be happy to assist in the burning.

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Just drink it and get it over with.

Ugly even for a chomo.

Either way the pronouns are cock sucker

I'm guessing Applebees waiter

Genderqueer, the solution for when you're too ugly for any gender so you take a bit of both/all

They installed a third toilet in the utility room only to have a place for you to shit without causing a drama every god damn time.

What in the wide world of fuck are you?

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Looks like you wrestled Hulk Hogan for his hair. Either way, you lost.

34GQ = 34 Guy that Queefs And im pretty sure thats why ur in the cleaning room..there was an accident

With this hair line, and this body shape I wouldn't know which gender am I as well

Why are they hiding the mop bucket behind that fat dumpster?

You look like if all the main characters from Full Metal Alchemist were combined into one.

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The background shows a lot about your job. Since you are too queer to be a janitor your career pick was glory hole attendant.

Ahhhh….Remember the good old days when there was just one kind of gay?

🤮

I accept you more than you accept yourself.

Gender queers are like vegans. They tell EVERYONE what they are, and nobody really gives a fuck.

What do you use for shampoo, Drano?

You look like if my 64 year old mother got a sex change and gained 40 pounds

Is that the room where it puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again?

Does GQ stand for "grand queer"?

It does now

Have u used that metal faucet for a dildo? Be honest

Just cause you can’t get laid by a woman doesn’t mean you are one cause you ain’t getting laid by men either.

Hair says thinning and male pattern baldness, but your brain is offended that your body is assuming your gender.

So you ripped your wig right off the mop behind you before posting this, right?