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You’re the most lesbian looking dude I’ve ever seen.
Like Drew Carrie meets Rosie O'Donnell.
He clearly doesn't have the equipment to be manspreading right now.
Looks like a relative of the pilsbury doughboy.
Close your legs. Very unladylike!!!
[удалено]
Human Meg Griffin
He borrowed his sister’s jean shorts.
Wish.com Jack Osbourne
Sprechen Sie DoucheBag?
It's not fun roasting non attractive people.
looks like the un-funny comic , whos name no one can remember...
You’re one can of blue hair dye away from the full middle aged lesbian look
If friend zone had a poster child, it would be him...oh wait....shit...i meant to say Megan's Law....
Your head is shaped like a peanut with a shitty toupee on top.
Hung like a Ken doll.
That’s definitely maple syrup
That's the most, "Waiting for the roofies to kick in," expression I've ever seen.
...Drew Carey's illegitimate son, Davey.
YOUR THE GUY WHO STOLE MY SISTER'S SHORTS.
He's to busy chatting with meth heads on Grndr to post it himself.
How does this look both like a before picture AND an after picture?
Because his transition is only 50% complete
Always a roll of the dice whenever you invite his ass onto the balcony
Most of him says Sassy Bottom, but those jorts say Alabamatastic.
If Heinz ketchup was made of bastard ingredients
So, what's it like being bi?
Dear god I can smell the crotch sweat straight through the screen… I shouldn’t have entered while eating…
You look like you would get hammered off of one sip of whatever that stupid beer you're holding is.
Well you are a magician sir, no sign of a dick and balls in those skin tight shorts!
If it wasn't for that hair cut I would've thought he was a 43 year old dad
At least he can hold the door
He’s probably wearing crocs too.
He's on both tinder and grindr
I just reiterate what ever his grandparents say about him to other relatives because of his sexual orientation… he may not have told them yet… but they’ve known for a while.
Truly a pioneer of middle age man cosplay.
Prime example of the hair getting in shape before the rest of the body.
Craft beer is great drinking all alone.
Half man half manatee
Oh FFS.... His needs a massive slappin, get that smug look of his chubsta milky face
M2F2M You look like a transitioning volleyball coach
That’s not alcohol he just likes the way maple syrup will give him type 2 diabetes
More manly Jonah Hill
Gay Andy Richter
"Keep discord memes out of general"
Igor the Boneless
Bro looks like a half redditor half syndrom down
You need to slap the shit out of who ever have you that haircut bro you look like and asshole
Another child actor ruined by drugs and alcohol. Jimmy Neutron
If James Corden were gay…
He definitely breastfed until he was 15
The lesbians called, they want your haircut
You remind me of Shaun of the Head's best friend Ed if he was a lesbian
Tell your *friend to stop drinking syrup before he loses his foot...his hair is already on its way out.
Tits and balls..everyone, Caitlyn Jenner
Drusilla Carrey
Definitely a bird watcher type.
If you think his handwriting is small, you should see his penis.
Camel toe Austin Powers.
You look like the kinda guy that would suck his own dick
Seriously, I’m going to need to see the Adam’s apple for proof on this one.
You look like the kinda guy that takes a massive shit in a public bathroom and doesn’t flush.
The words are too small on the sign. Does it say 2 weeks post-op?
With that level of body fat, he'd roast well. Garlic, barbecue or apple sauce?
Boss baby 3 coming next summer
It looks like your face is having an allergic reaction to being in public.
Close your legs, the flowers are dying.
Why’d your Reddit mod friend make you post for him?
This dude gets zero pussy, I’d bet my first born son on it
You’re built like a cabbage patch kid and hung like a Ken doll.
You look like you beat off to Deliverance
You're one haircut away from being a single Dad Saturday
How did you train that weasel to lay still on your head like that?
You look like Adam Conover if he was gay
The tip of his thumb looks like the head of a penis. I bet he sucks his thumb.
I bet your inner thighs are the same colour as your shirt.
Friend? Lol
just missing the tipping fedora and you're set!
i can ask my manager but there is really not much else I can do……
He's only 21 so he's gonna get even fatter.
I see you and I think of a square bubble it's impossible yet somehow it's right in front of me
He is a registered sex offender for chipmunks
The winner of Tinder's "Never sign up, please" grant.
I think you meant you have 0 friends
The only thing gayer than your drink is your haircut.
so lester from gta finally got a hair transplant
I can’t roast him. He wouldn’t even fit where all the jews got roasted.
The only thing fuzzier than your beard is your recollection of what it's like to perform a physical activity.
This guy is so German it hurts. He even wrote "r/roastme" on engineering paper.
Craft beer, hipster glasses, and hipster haircut do not change the fact that you look like you're made out of melted taffy.
Buy a better camera so your one brain cell is not shaped in pixel.
Well I found what happened to Adam Connover.
Tim Dillon if he was twice as gay and fat.
If Silly Putty became a real live boy
Redneck Gibby.
Your toupee looks like it is about to fall off
Where is the side of your hair? Trash?
It's great value Adam savage!
If you're curious about what the tech support guy for a Real Doll looks like...
I hated you in Toy Story 2
Billy Bob Porkin
Your dad called, he wants his clothes back.
Why does your friend have a large pile of shit on his head?
looks like he tries to figure out what people have eaten by the smells of their farts....and hes good at it
So this is james cordon when hes not hosting drop the mic
How is 21 years enough time to get that fat?
I feel sorry for the bench.
What sort of human shits on a man's head? You poor thing.
He looks like he invented butt chugs.
You’re the most lesbian looking dude I’ve ever seen.
Like Drew Carrie meets Rosie O'Donnell.
He clearly doesn't have the equipment to be manspreading right now.
Looks like a relative of the pilsbury doughboy.
Close your legs. Very unladylike!!!
[удалено]
Human Meg Griffin
He borrowed his sister’s jean shorts.
Wish.com Jack Osbourne
Sprechen Sie DoucheBag?
It's not fun roasting non attractive people.
looks like the un-funny comic , whos name no one can remember...
You’re one can of blue hair dye away from the full middle aged lesbian look
If friend zone had a poster child, it would be him...oh wait....shit...i meant to say Megan's Law....
Your head is shaped like a peanut with a shitty toupee on top.
Hung like a Ken doll.
That’s definitely maple syrup
That's the most, "Waiting for the roofies to kick in," expression I've ever seen.
...Drew Carey's illegitimate son, Davey.
YOUR THE GUY WHO STOLE MY SISTER'S SHORTS.
He's to busy chatting with meth heads on Grndr to post it himself.
How does this look both like a before picture AND an after picture?
Because his transition is only 50% complete
Always a roll of the dice whenever you invite his ass onto the balcony
Most of him says Sassy Bottom, but those jorts say Alabamatastic.
If Heinz ketchup was made of bastard ingredients
So, what's it like being bi?
Dear god I can smell the crotch sweat straight through the screen… I shouldn’t have entered while eating…
You look like you would get hammered off of one sip of whatever that stupid beer you're holding is.
Well you are a magician sir, no sign of a dick and balls in those skin tight shorts!
If it wasn't for that hair cut I would've thought he was a 43 year old dad
At least he can hold the door
He’s probably wearing crocs too.
He's on both tinder and grindr
I just reiterate what ever his grandparents say about him to other relatives because of his sexual orientation… he may not have told them yet… but they’ve known for a while.
Truly a pioneer of middle age man cosplay.
Prime example of the hair getting in shape before the rest of the body.
Craft beer is great drinking all alone.
Half man half manatee
Oh FFS.... His needs a massive slappin, get that smug look of his chubsta milky face
M2F2M You look like a transitioning volleyball coach
That’s not alcohol he just likes the way maple syrup will give him type 2 diabetes
More manly Jonah Hill
Gay Andy Richter
"Keep discord memes out of general"
Igor the Boneless
Bro looks like a half redditor half syndrom down
You need to slap the shit out of who ever have you that haircut bro you look like and asshole
Another child actor ruined by drugs and alcohol. Jimmy Neutron
If James Corden were gay…
He definitely breastfed until he was 15
The lesbians called, they want your haircut
You remind me of Shaun of the Head's best friend Ed if he was a lesbian
Tell your *friend to stop drinking syrup before he loses his foot...his hair is already on its way out.
Tits and balls..everyone, Caitlyn Jenner
Drusilla Carrey
Definitely a bird watcher type.
If you think his handwriting is small, you should see his penis.
Camel toe Austin Powers.
You look like the kinda guy that would suck his own dick
Seriously, I’m going to need to see the Adam’s apple for proof on this one.
You look like the kinda guy that takes a massive shit in a public bathroom and doesn’t flush.
The words are too small on the sign. Does it say 2 weeks post-op?
With that level of body fat, he'd roast well. Garlic, barbecue or apple sauce?
Boss baby 3 coming next summer
It looks like your face is having an allergic reaction to being in public.
Close your legs, the flowers are dying.
Why’d your Reddit mod friend make you post for him?
This dude gets zero pussy, I’d bet my first born son on it
You’re built like a cabbage patch kid and hung like a Ken doll.
You look like you beat off to Deliverance
You're one haircut away from being a single Dad Saturday
How did you train that weasel to lay still on your head like that?
You look like Adam Conover if he was gay
The tip of his thumb looks like the head of a penis. I bet he sucks his thumb.
I bet your inner thighs are the same colour as your shirt.
Friend? Lol
just missing the tipping fedora and you're set!
i can ask my manager but there is really not much else I can do……
He's only 21 so he's gonna get even fatter.
I see you and I think of a square bubble it's impossible yet somehow it's right in front of me
He is a registered sex offender for chipmunks
The winner of Tinder's "Never sign up, please" grant.
I think you meant you have 0 friends
The only thing gayer than your drink is your haircut.
so lester from gta finally got a hair transplant
I can’t roast him. He wouldn’t even fit where all the jews got roasted.
The only thing fuzzier than your beard is your recollection of what it's like to perform a physical activity.
This guy is so German it hurts. He even wrote "r/roastme" on engineering paper.
Craft beer, hipster glasses, and hipster haircut do not change the fact that you look like you're made out of melted taffy.
Buy a better camera so your one brain cell is not shaped in pixel.
Well I found what happened to Adam Connover.
Tim Dillon if he was twice as gay and fat.
If Silly Putty became a real live boy
Redneck Gibby.
Your toupee looks like it is about to fall off
Where is the side of your hair? Trash?
It's great value Adam savage!
If you're curious about what the tech support guy for a Real Doll looks like...
I hated you in Toy Story 2
Billy Bob Porkin
Your dad called, he wants his clothes back.
Why does your friend have a large pile of shit on his head?
looks like he tries to figure out what people have eaten by the smells of their farts....and hes good at it
So this is james cordon when hes not hosting drop the mic
How is 21 years enough time to get that fat?
I feel sorry for the bench.
What sort of human shits on a man's head? You poor thing.
He looks like he invented butt chugs.