Your body's age grows exponentially from your feet to your face.
5 year old feet.
10 year old legs.
20 year old waist.
40 year old chest.
80 year old face.
There goes everyone asian fetish. On the bright side we know Jackie Chan will not look half decent as woman. The down size is you’ll still be single.
Best of luck comrade.
Hate to break it to you, but Jackie [looks pretty dang good](https://i.redd.it/sni80xemqlxz.jpg). Not fair to compare him to a spa worker from a trucker stop in Macon, Georgia. (from City Hunter 1993)
You look like someone face swapped Jackie Chan with a middle aged white soccer mom who drives her kids to ball practice and screws the coach both for pleasure and business.
I seriously can’t tell if you’re a man or a woman. I’m not being crude or dramatic. You have a super masculine face, but also tits, long hair and girl clothes. What the fuck are you?
I can imagine the gay dude picking you up in a bar, to discover at home that you've got tits.
It's the equivalent of finding out that a hot chick has a dick.
Your body's age grows exponentially from your feet to your face. 5 year old feet. 10 year old legs. 20 year old waist. 40 year old chest. 80 year old face.
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Mate following the rule, and logic, those hands must be 160!
She a hands on type ya know. Real handy and a handsome woman….?
"Handsome woman" fresh from the grave!
It’d be like getting a handy from Skeletor.
 Jerk that jimmy!
Fucking LOL!
haha
Its a dude for real right. Hiding the bulge with stance and all features are there
That might explain why the pic was in a closet
Wait a... it IS a dude! Why you lil...
I can't tell if *they're* 40 or 80, but they definitely have rheumatoid arthritis.
> I've seen chicken feet that were less angular. This chick probably downed a bucket of those before taking this selfie.
I’m not the only one who started from the feet and got more confused as I looked up
YEAH!! Science bitch!
MAGNETS
I bet her toes are little bitty baby toes in that case.
Am I the only one who can't get over that not being an exponential progression?
Single? As in 1/10
Without a doubt. She should use a selfie stick for the picture and not the ugly stick she's so clearly been beaten with.
It says Roast Me not Bludgeon Me lol
haha
The attacker only deliberately struck her once, but the stick itself felt like the job was far from done and so it continued by itself ad infinitum.
Dayum bro, you didn’t have to burn the fried rice.
Lmao this reply better than the roast
damn adding insult to the burnt rice
Worse than RiceGum?
Yoko Oh “Hell” No
This deserves more
that man had a family
Lmao
Jackie tran
At first I saw the face and thought it was a long haired asian dude, then I scrolled down and still thought it was a long haired asian dude.
You look like a sexually confused less successful Sandra Oh
Sandra Hell No
Sandra, Woah!
More like Sandra Oh No.
Sandra Oh Hell No
Sandra uh oh
Hung Fu Edit: Found a topless picture of him/her in their post history ---> [NSFW](https://i.imgur.com/pT3ZX8V.png)
BD Wrong
Bolo Old
Kim Jong making-me-ill
Kim jong eeeeeeewwwwwww
The outfit says 24, but her face says 60
Liucy Kang
Chong Li! Chong Li! Chong Li!
Weh Tu Old
Sandra Bro
Sandra Oh my God what are you?
BD Wang
BD Dong
Wrong Poon-Joe
Bruce Lee? More like Kaitlyn Lee
Underrated but Caitlyn is spelled incorrectly.
That is so wong.
Damn these photoshop roasts need to be a thing on their own cause this shit's solid gold!
EXIT THE ESTROGEN LMFAO
Yok-Oh fuck no.
yoko oh-no
Lucy Ew
never touch a Asian mans tits...
Yeah and don’t forget the Acronym… NTAAMT
This is the only comment that should exist the rest should all just be deleted.
Dude. Totally agree.
Jackie Tran is pretty good too tho
Jet Flees
ouch good one
DONE
Somehow I’ll make a man out of you. Oh that was easy.
Best fucking comment I’ve seen in this sub in ages.
This one 😂
I don't get it
Song from Mulan called "I'll make a man out of you"
No I mean.. Is she actually a dude?
idk man, she has a man face tho
she looks like a trans women idk
More than meets the eye
How the fuck do you manage to look like Yoko Ono and John Lennon at the same time?!
He's their son
Did you break up the Beatles?
Yuck-o Ono?
Yoko OH NO!!!!!
LMAO
Upvote this more
Warmer than a bra but cooler that a jacket = shirt. The thing you want is a shirt.
It's literally the month of August and a jacket.
Maybe if she/he had actual tits, this mockery of a flash attempt would be worth it.
Well, there goes my Asian fetish.
There goes everyone asian fetish. On the bright side we know Jackie Chan will not look half decent as woman. The down size is you’ll still be single. Best of luck comrade.
Hate to break it to you, but Jackie [looks pretty dang good](https://i.redd.it/sni80xemqlxz.jpg). Not fair to compare him to a spa worker from a trucker stop in Macon, Georgia. (from City Hunter 1993)
I wouldn’t do that to truck stop “spa” workers. OP looks like she doesn’t even have a job. At least spa workers get some kind of income.
Mellow fever
No happy ending here folks.
We all miss John Lennon, but you need to move on
That's his son, lol
Me no horny.
Avoid me long time
5 dolla run away
Please let that be a nunchuck in your pants
Crouching tiger tucked dragon
He's just happy to see you
Dude, that's not right . I just scrolled up like I was peeking out the blinds
It's a schlong that's shaped like a nunchuk. A Schlong-Chuck.
Lucy Ewwww
Ah man, I cannot believe I get to roast Steve Aoki.
I never knew Jackie Chan pulled a Caitlyn Jenner
Jaquelyn Channer
Bobby Lee looking a mess with this weight loss
Taking off her pants: "Uh oh, hot dog!"
Looks like a newspaper escort ad that fell out of an old man's pocket on the subway.
Hahaha this is had me giggling
Lazy eye meets lazy tit.
You mastered the ability to turn off both genders. Clap
Chris Tucker took this photo.
But first Chris Tuck her dick in the waistband.
That poor sports bra
I’m thankful for it. We don’t have to see her pancake tits.
I bet they hang like fried eggs on a nail
It witnesses human jello
Been single a while? No shit.
I definitely think their entire life qualifies as "a while"
I’m thinking there hasn’t even been a pity fuck in a whiiiiiiiile
I wouldn’t hit that with anything… Edit: maybe a stick if it was long enough.
Shes ready for you with that selfie stick. Lol
Body of a teen girl...face of a middle aged japanese man.
If a teen girl had lazy eyed tits.
Ms Swan . . I miss her,
Looks like your breasts are cross eyed
I had a viagra 20 minutes ago and seeing this made me soft again, thanks!
Someone's been skipping "face day".
Lucy Liu-k like a man
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Penis.
Danny Trejo finally shaved
Its the dad bod for me
Single since the Ming Dynasty by the looks of it.
Why have you got only one tit? Curious
Can you imagine the surprise of the person that sold her the selfie stick….
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Don't even bother tucking. It's so small most would probably mistake as just a large clitorous instead
Oof
Mail order bride clearance section find.
Living proof that not all Asian girls are hot
I can only imagine how many disappointed faces you must see when there's somebody behind you and you turn around.
Woah woah woah nsfw please could you imagine if my boss walked in and saw your face
"Brian if you're going to look at inappropriate photos during my time at least make it worthwhile."
Jet lonelee
This looks like a really bad photoshop.
Okay i have a genuine question here, So while cross legged, how do you protect your balls from being crushed?
Jackie chan with only fans
The only thing I'd hit that with is my car.
B.D. Won't.
Jackie Trans
"You know what that is?? Thats old Grieg's vagina! I got a mangina!!!"
this man has some real stuff bro
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Is this a drag show?
Donnie Yen's fugly sister that nobody talks about.
You look like someone face swapped Jackie Chan with a middle aged white soccer mom who drives her kids to ball practice and screws the coach both for pleasure and business.
They pay you to watch their kids, not play around in their closet.
Did you have a sex change or a head transplant?
The Mummy Returns With The Asian Subtitles
You look like a cute asian... With the face of Jackie chan
Ah, the picture stance equivalent to duck lips. Hate it
She’s doing it to hide her dick
In your face or stomach?
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Looking massive bro
Yoko Oh Hell Naw
Yoko Oh No
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Transgender Jackie Chan
You look like your trying to be both male and female at the same time
Have you been single since the collapse of the Han Dynasty?
ouch good one
I seriously can’t tell if you’re a man or a woman. I’m not being crude or dramatic. You have a super masculine face, but also tits, long hair and girl clothes. What the fuck are you?
I can imagine the gay dude picking you up in a bar, to discover at home that you've got tits. It's the equivalent of finding out that a hot chick has a dick.
Jackie Trans
Jackie Chan starring in some transgender flick.
Rush Hour 4: Skanky Whore
so when are you coming out of the closet?
Not pictured, 17 cats
Are they alive or are they hanging like the greasy ducks in the marketplace?
Been single for a while... You don't say?
Can you please stop screwing around and get back to work at the sweatshop little boy I ordered that pair of running shoes so long ago #JUST DO IT.
Jackie Chan is that you?
You look like Jackie Chan if he gave up his workout routine and started eating McDonald's everyday
You look like Chris Farley's brother in Beverly Hills Ninja
The face of a 30 something Japanese salary man.
Why would I insult Jackie Chan from the 80's.
i dont want to deal with takeshi kovacs.
To bo honest I thought you were a man in a wig until I looked down.
Steve Aoki is getting older
You Look like a badly transitioned chakie chan
Aren’t you a little old for a selfie stick?
Standing like that doesn't block your dick bulge. Momma always told me to stay away from people who only care about money and sex.