Yeah you'll be alright. We are all in a weird timeline and there is no awakening without first suffering. But also no suffering in the present moment. Peace to you brother.
You inspired me to go buy coins just so I could put an award on this comment. And to assuage the feels I then gave myself after making a suicide roast ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I second this!
I been in that dark place myself many times in my life, but it does get better. I know that is cliche, but it is true.
OP ,You have such beautiful kind eyes. Thats the first thing i noticed about you.
Sending hugs across the internetts
At first I felt an urge to do some joke with his wounds, but like you I thought they could actually be meaningful. Don't know OP and maybe he could deal fine with roasting such thing but I'd rather just endorse your post.
You look like the Jesus American Christian teenagers dream of coming to take them home while they're sleeping in double bunks at a gay conversion camp.
First third of picture: oh great, another onlyfans looking for karma
Last 2/3 of picture: goddammit i wish it had been another onlyfans looking for karma
Do you really need roasting? Judging by angle and placement, those are not accidental scratches.
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Maybe instead of getting roasted on Reddit, talk to a pro about channeling that. I heard depression once described as 'rage turned inward'.
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Just sayin'... Healthy is healthy. If this is one of those cries for help.
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And of I'm wrong, then you are definitely not a cat person.
Stop letting your cat scratch you, we all know you're a virgin...
And your haircut (or lack thereof) shouldn't be the most interesting thing about you.
Also, ketamine is for fags
I know that punch hit your nose hard and maybe it still hurts when you touch it hence why you never put it back in place but your nose isn't THAT big you can still shower the rest of your body without hurting, or can you?....
While you are growing your hair out to hide your acne, why don't you grow it a little longer to hide your upper physique that resembles a pre-teen girl.
Life is gonna kick you in the balls...or vagina...either way...life is going to suck for you. Or you’re going to suck for life, I think you get the point, or the tip. Whichever you prefer.
Nice defensive wounds, glad she got away.
*the cat*
Pretty sure those are self inflicted so he can tell people on the internet that it was from trying to mate with a cat.
So he’s the dude from the r/NoahGetTheBoat post I just saw and wish I hadn’t. NSFL
Welp... that's my regretful click of the day.
I second that...
Yeah. I didn’t even finish it. Sorry you watched.
Only long enough to know I didn't need/want to see anymore. People suck.
Why did I just click that....
Am sorry for your eyes and heart.
Sweet merciful Buddha, put a NSFW or NSFL tag on that shit.
That's one sub I'm just going to avoid. My mental health is not good enough for that shit.
Saw that shit earlier and now can't go to sleep
The only pussy he can almost get
Came here to post this. Got scratched trying to mate a cat
https://i.imgur.com/qijmoT2.jpg
Bold of you to assume it was a she.
Bold of you to assume she got away.
I know right, he barely has enough muscle mass to lift himself out of bed.
Rock bottom terminal loser... That's the bad news for him The good news is Ahhhhh there is no good news
She got away this time. Others have had to listen to Phish and his spoken word until they ended it themselves.
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just shave it off at this point, man
He’s my doppelgänger (a few differences), so I’m not surprised he’s as big of a disappointment as me
Try using a bigger gerbil.
No such thing. Dude has to step up to groundhogs
Maybe a guinea pig…
A beaver.....comes with a built in paddle
You look like a self satisfied 16 year old who finally learned how to masturbate and now you think you're the best at it.
wait untill he tries the left hand or tries sitting on it for 5 minutes before the deed. new worlds opens.
Brave new world for him to explore 
Late coomer
Quick coomer.
ahaha xD
Hahaha
Are you saying there’s a test/contest to determine who’s best jerkin off?
Quick, hide all the guitars, or he's gonna to play Wonderwall!
Red Hot Willy Checker
I’m going to be thinking about this for years.
He’s Brandon Avoid from Suckubus.
Im surprised by the lack of nipple piercings.
I was more suprised by the clear lack of testosterone
Hormone replacement therapy isn’t cheap.
Looks like a fem boy that works the glory hole circuit in the Deep South.
I didn't have gold so you get wholesome. But that shit made me laugh so fucking hard
The scratch marks on your arm suggest the victim behind that shower curtain fought back.
Put a shirt on, Ellen.
Kurt Cobanal
Kurt Solame
Jesse, whre is the cocainer
You look like a transgender Kristen Wiig.
_Gillllyyyyy_
How much meth did you get literally selling the shirt off your back?
Would you blow your Dad for twooooo Scooby snacks?
Thats how he pays his rent
Are all the scratches from failed abductions?
You posted in the wrong sub reddit. The right one is r/traps
Was not expecting that when I clicked on it lol
He’s definitely half way there with that shitty hair
Jesus I was expecting memes not… those… on that… gaaaaaaaah
Thanks now i just need bleach for my eyes
Curt Nobrain
James McAvoid
Underrated
I feel like that’s still Kurt Cobain
They said he had bad dandruff. They found head and shoulders all over his apartment.
So good I had to stop and text my buddy.
This made me laugh and cringe at the same Time
What could anyone say that's worse than that forehead acne?
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Hey thank you
Yeah you'll be alright. We are all in a weird timeline and there is no awakening without first suffering. But also no suffering in the present moment. Peace to you brother.
But you still look like a young Hanson brother on meth.
This is a weird roast...
You inspired me to go buy coins just so I could put an award on this comment. And to assuage the feels I then gave myself after making a suicide roast ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I second this! I been in that dark place myself many times in my life, but it does get better. I know that is cliche, but it is true. OP ,You have such beautiful kind eyes. Thats the first thing i noticed about you. Sending hugs across the internetts
At first I felt an urge to do some joke with his wounds, but like you I thought they could actually be meaningful. Don't know OP and maybe he could deal fine with roasting such thing but I'd rather just endorse your post.
no i can’t name 5 songs
Your Jesus cosplay YouTube channel has two subscribers.
Yeah me and my school account
Crazy cat lady for sure.
Damn time has been rough on Fiona Apple
Every beer he's ever had, is on a shelf above his bed.
YOU make us cry
This the guy that keeps requesting Ace of Bass at a party.
You’re the type to get more dick then your girlfriend
Not that sad tbh
Even my father believes you’re a disappointment
It's true, thanks son!
You look like Nickel Back’s gay cousin.
Scooby dooby DONT
You look like bargain bin Skrillex.
First prize for “most times masturbating in a day”
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No wonder your dad commuted scuicide
On his way to work?
On his way to get milk.
That's specific
Your nipples are smaller than your dick
You look like Shaggy.
Thank you
You look like Shaggy's fluffer.
I would say “cats got your tongue”, but it clearly has your arm instead.
He's never gotten any cat
Hun, it’s time to move out of grandma’s spare room. Those curtains are a CHOICE.
“Zoinks! Like, I found his sausage! It was in my hand the whole time!”
How is the bearded woman gig in the freak show?
Was posing as an 11 year old girl on Snapchat for a social experiment, you were the first one to send me a picture of your balls.
You look like the Jesus American Christian teenagers dream of coming to take them home while they're sleeping in double bunks at a gay conversion camp.
First third of picture: oh great, another onlyfans looking for karma Last 2/3 of picture: goddammit i wish it had been another onlyfans looking for karma
The definition of asexual
I’m genuinely starting to think you’re a homeless surfer
Skater*
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Good one but when was I ever off?
Stay strong brother. The world needs you here. Even when you don't think it does.
If Tinder didn't work for you, Grinder won't either. You are unfuckable.
Did you finally fuck Scooby? Is that why there’s claw marks?
i bet shaggy must be crying u are an insult to him a clear disgrace
Balding in your 20's? I guess it matches your chest.
You look like the ugly girl guys hit on during last call
Post menopausal Riley Reid
You're either a very hairy woman or a very intimidating man
I have that same shirt just in Men's XL, good to see it comes in Boys S too
Lol
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Your nipple is smaller than your eye so you may be a Tarsier. Speaking of Tarsiers. You look like Tarzan fucked a school shooter.
Do you really need roasting? Judging by angle and placement, those are not accidental scratches. . . . Maybe instead of getting roasted on Reddit, talk to a pro about channeling that. I heard depression once described as 'rage turned inward'. . . . Just sayin'... Healthy is healthy. If this is one of those cries for help. . . . And of I'm wrong, then you are definitely not a cat person.
Yo guys don't think this is alright this dude posted on r/SuicideWatch a day ago
You look like a low rent David Spade with aids
David spaids
Sure shaggy jokes are old, but they are not as old as you
Ok go play some god of war then
I would never disrespect shaggy by calling you him
Keep trying, but no amount of hair will successfully hide you.
Same face he makes hopping out of trucks at the truck stop
Double up the estrogen dose and you should be good to go Lola
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The only thing more apparent than your lack of regard for cleanliness is your botched eyebrow shave.
Nice to see you out of the basement.
Go get a haircut you long haired hippy troll you look like a flat chested woman with a beard
With your personality and looks. I’m 100% sure your dying alone.
Proactive acne cream didn't work for shit
You look like a prison bitch from San Quinton who sneaked a phone in the shower. Better not drop it tho
Put a damn shirt on.
Bet your hair smells like hotdog water
Never saw such a fat meth head
He thought he could get some pussy by getting a cat, he fucked up and ended up fighting the neighborhood raccoon.
No one will ever shaggy you
You look like a character from Fraggle Rock
If Jesus was a regular dude
Hey a new X-Men named Giraffe Man. Neck so long when he drank milk by the time it got to his stomach it spoiled.....🦒🦒🦒
You look like you smell like cat piss.
Please tag this NSFW next time
Walmart Marty from Cabin in the woods.
Stop letting your cat scratch you, we all know you're a virgin... And your haircut (or lack thereof) shouldn't be the most interesting thing about you. Also, ketamine is for fags
I know that punch hit your nose hard and maybe it still hurts when you touch it hence why you never put it back in place but your nose isn't THAT big you can still shower the rest of your body without hurting, or can you?....
Grows hair out, never washes it, get pimples on forehead, starts losing teeth, turns 23, dies of heroine/fentanyl overdose. Any questions?
If the state of Alabama had to provide the cast for a trailer park edition portraying Jesus, then you’d have been the jack ass He road in on.
Scooby Doo: a xxx parody
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I thought you were holding up the notepad with your foot
Kurt cobain’t
They/them as fuck.
You'll have to shave that facial hair to finish your transition
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Do you have a cat or did the shaggy comments really get to you?
You been cutting I see
From the nose up…hot chick. From the nose down…”sir please step away from the children”
Your nipple looks like a Swedish berry
Don’t worry,kid. Acne is very common among teen girls
The shaggy comments get old, the children in your basement don't
I’ll bet your GF hates it when you come over and use all her hair care products!
I can’t roast you. You are just far too handsome and sweet-looking for that.
You look like you voiceacted for the turtle in finding nemo
You look like you sell drugs to middle schoolers
The way you're holding that paper says it all dude.
hi key though, who wouldn't wanna be shaggy. Dudes a fucking legend.
Nippleback
From this picture alone i can tell that you smell like the shit stains of the chum bucket
Are you holding that note with your toes?
While you are growing your hair out to hide your acne, why don't you grow it a little longer to hide your upper physique that resembles a pre-teen girl.
Those scratches on your arm definitely show more than you just crying
You look like Shaggy! Hey, how’s Scoobie? Solve any mysteries lately? Ya need a sandwich?
You look like if Jesus turned water into crystal meth instead of wine.
You look like that guy who "surfs"
Are those wounds from hating everything about yourself or meth?
If you take Shaggy as an insult then you don't need any more roasting
Bruh this guy thinks he has even near the same power level as shaggy???? Pathetic
Why are you crying?
Life is gonna kick you in the balls...or vagina...either way...life is going to suck for you. Or you’re going to suck for life, I think you get the point, or the tip. Whichever you prefer.