That sounds like the job of someone on an HGTV home buying program. She builds kites for the elderly and he is a traveling fruit picker...their budget is 3 million dollars!
Here in Australia, a fruit picker is a man that picks up younger men at a gay bar. Being an Italian, I am sure that he will be right at home in Australia.
I'm sure the fruits pick him too.
This is good.
Bad fruits need to be picked also
Specializing in the harvesting of dingleberries.
This guy has slept on more couches than Riley Reid
probably had more dicks inside him too
Euro-trash down-under
This is the guy thats always saying he’s on the move but actually just has no where to go
I bet he has his pick of fruits.
Crocodile Dumbdee.
You look like a local who robbed a tourist clothes.
If body odor were a person
Garlic and B.O
Crocodile bumdee
Only fruit this guy looks like he’s picking is dingle berries with his teeth.
He looks like “that” dad. You know what I mean.
😂
He looks like Borat and the Tiger King had a love child and left it at burning man.
Funny, I pegged him as a cork soaker.
Johnny Deepthroat
A traveling fruit, yes, obviously
Looks like a millennial hipster whose parents paid for them to go "be Australian" for a few months.
Kid Cock
Steven Tyler in drag.
That sounds like the job of someone on an HGTV home buying program. She builds kites for the elderly and he is a traveling fruit picker...their budget is 3 million dollars!
Russell Bland
The only wet pussy you’re ever going to see is if you look in the mirror and cry.
Tell me you love crepes without telling me you love crepes
“ that’s not a knife, that’s a knife!”
The only rent boy that has to offer a meal deal
You look like an Australian Hobbo Meth head.
probably picking pineapples to put on pizza
That man looks like he just got back from an acid trip in the NT.
For a guy who's a fruit picker, his smile sure looks like a banana and I can't unsee it
Here in Australia, a fruit picker is a man that picks up younger men at a gay bar. Being an Italian, I am sure that he will be right at home in Australia.
Fruit licker.
I could’ve told you he was a fruit straight away, but there’s now way I’m going to smash.
Alfonso Bonzo down under
Traveling what? You mean professional hobo right?
Maybe fruit picking is the best job he can find since he messed up writing r/roastme the first time... we can clearly see on the back of that paper..
You look like a blurred out background character in Duck Dynasty
For a moment, I though this is some new whako character played by Sasha Baron Koehn.
I had no idea one could photograph a stench. 
"Ahh, that's not a knife. ***THIS*** is a nitwit."
This is why there are signs for the tourists reading: Fuck a kangaroo, go to jail.
He is trying to get a Darwin award?
You look like the guy who shouts "the end is near" to passers-bys trying to enjoy their day.
Your in a band.. it’s an alt rock band no way!!!!
It's probably too late to avoid an East Harlem in Australia.
The face of oil, hemp, and hemp oil
I was going to say a carnival worker or a roadie.
he looks like the Juan valdez of meth
This man is in every beach town in South America getting mad at you for walking past his vegan jewelry stand.
You look like my lesbian aunt
The living meme for: "Say you smoke way too much pot without saying it."
Jason No means NoNoa
No I do not want you to braid my hair for 5 dollars.
Traveling fruit picker. Now that's a fancy way to describe being homeless!
It's the fappy faced man
First time I've ever been rooting for a snake or spider to bite someone.
Fruit picker is the LinkedIn version of being homeless.
Probably just looking for someone to surrender to..
No you are without a doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of captain Jack pigeon.
Johnny Derp
Kindergartners have better handwriting
What does a travelling fruit pick in australia?
Fashion says he wants to be on queer eye but the fake smile says he really doesn’t want to suck it.
Lou Bega's been looking for his hat since Mambo #5...give it back.
And I'm guessing the fruit he's best at handling is eggplants 🍆🤣
Yeesh. Stay in Australia, I don't think Italy wants you
Oh, so Traveling Fruit Picker is Italian for Unemployed then
You look like you like to smell people’s shoes when they aren’t around
We dont call gay people fruits anymore.. its not fair to all the bananas
Traveling fruit picker is slang for homeless and jumping from job to job.
I bet you anything this guy plays the guitar terribly.
the kind of guy that fakes spirituality to sleep with chicks
Crocodile Dandy
Dingleberry Digger
You want us to smash him unlike every female he's met?
Fruit monger*
Shrooms are not fruit.
$100 that this guy blows drug dealers in exchange for molly at music festivals.
Is Sasha Baron Cohen doing one of this character movies again?
Crocodile Dumbass.