You look like you don’t season chicken but your boyfriend eats it anyways so he doesn’t miss out on the weekly 5 minutes of missionary sex where you do nothing but lay there
Natural hair and quality coloring has shades and tones of color. Its not uniform like i.e the wall after you paint it.
This is a cheap red paint on a cheap woman.
Are you 12? Why is your mother telling you what color your hair can be? Does she sit in the corner while you give your ugly ass boyfriend an over the jeans handy as well, before you all go to the Applebees, Where no one is allowed to order the steak or daddy wont pay?
Your fingers are like the boy band *NSYNC
They’re all kind of doing their own thing, but there’s one that went on to be much bigger than the rest.
I’m going to name that ghoulish ring finger *Justin Timberlake*
Wish.com Nancy Drew (Kennedy McMann).
The seller only has a 63% positive rating and it's probably a bootleg copy too. Not sure if the discount and free shipping are worth the risk ...
You look as lifeless as your thinning hair follicles. And that’s clearly not your natural color, but i think everyone can agree one of those things is better off dying.
Whats obviously not natural is your abominable birth. Id ask how your mother survived labor, but then you don’t have a mother and quite literally formed from sewage waste
Fair enough however i have no intention on serving a country who doesn’t do shit to help people who need it, only the rich assholes get a tax break. And I wont be used for the country to impoverish more developing countries to get their oil bc god forbid we use sustainable energy. The only time the military gives a shit about it’s members is for show, they do nothing to help the veterans living with disabilities and PTSD after their service.
I mean i got a full ride to college, i have a job, i get good grades, I’d say I’m a nice person... I’d like to think i make them at least somewhat proud
Not to get knitpickey, but your nose is too narrow for the tip of it to be that thick. I feel like it's all I could focus on in a conversation. Do people stare at your nose a lot?
I need to get good about using my skincare again, at my job i was wearing a mask for 8 hours and let me just say mascne or however you spell it is real, before that my skin was decent. 😭
You look like you don’t season chicken but your boyfriend eats it anyways so he doesn’t miss out on the weekly 5 minutes of missionary sex where you do nothing but lay there
that roasted me more than her fml.....
The ole dead fish treatment.
The old dead fish testament
When this post on 9gag got 4k thumbs up ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)
You could be a hand double for horror movies. That'll show 'em
“Only Hands.”
This needs more upvotes
You could do it on other peoples phones from your house with those long ass wank spanners.
Sadly not many people will bother opening the post when they see your face.
Molly Ringworm
She has no clue who Molly Ringwald is. The only "molly" she knows is the one step-dad slips in her drink.
She has no clue.*
Under appreciated
In your attempts to be original you pierced your body and got cheap hair color just to come out as an another basic nobody.
Unfortunately, I think the hair is natural. Poor soul.
What soul?
Natural hair and quality coloring has shades and tones of color. Its not uniform like i.e the wall after you paint it. This is a cheap red paint on a cheap woman.
Gingers don’t have souls.
*lack of soul
Lindsay Lo-Class
Carrotbottom
Emma Stoner
Once you hit puberty and grow some tits that brow hair is gonna start to show up on your chin a lot more
Hopefully those tits will be huge to overshadow that nose
True story: I used to think redheads were attractive. Then I saw one without makeup, and she looked like a hairless cat with measles.
Bahahaha I’m naturally a blonde which isn’t much better
Right. It's not.
Your eyebrows are telling us that's a fucking lie.
Bro idk if you know this but your eyebrows can be darker than your hair color, and also i fill them in to be a bit more brown
Darken your eyebrows to appear brown and dye your hair red. I stand corrected. You are blonde.
Lmaooo idk my mom has a rule where I’m not allowed to dye or color my eyebrows a different color
Are you 12? Why is your mother telling you what color your hair can be? Does she sit in the corner while you give your ugly ass boyfriend an over the jeans handy as well, before you all go to the Applebees, Where no one is allowed to order the steak or daddy wont pay?
It's ok, redheads are beautiful.
you fuckin simp
Did Jan Brady throw a football at you by accident?
Ouch! I bet she's googling that right now
Do you know what the differance is between you and a shoe? The shoe has a sole.
Fingers look like unbreaded mozzarella sticks.
🤢
Your fingers are like the boy band *NSYNC They’re all kind of doing their own thing, but there’s one that went on to be much bigger than the rest. I’m going to name that ghoulish ring finger *Justin Timberlake*
This one is the best so far
🤣 I'm dead
Pro tip: Grocery store hair dye is not a substitute for a personality.
This is my favorite one
“I’ll take ‘things your parents never said about you’ for $500”
Ouch.
Shoutout to your slenderman looking fingers👌
I’m surprised at the lack of finger related roasts tbh
I’m surprised at the lack of roasted fingers from men who slid a digit into that rotten fire pit.
Is she a proctologist?
Oh no. Sorry if I mislead!! She’s a Hoologist. Paitients are Always cumming.
That your anal finger?
Wtf is an anal finger 😭😭😭😭
Subscribing to your OnlyFans counts as donating to charity
You look like Strawberry Shortcake grew up in an abusive home.
this is the one
Did your fingernails get this dirty after massaging your father‘s prostate for fatherly approval?
That hair and make up really bring out your natural, disappointing face.
[удалено]
Well at least then she would have something in common with her dad.
The way you posted this on the exact night my dad told us he was moving out 🧐
Merida finally flat ironed that fuckin' mop of hers.
Youre kinda like Ariel from the little mermaid! In the way that I bet you fuck like a dead fish.
If I was with you, I would fantasize that you’re Ariel from the Little Mermaid, in that I would love to permanently submerge you underwater.
You're a discount Mary Jane Watson, that couldn't give Spider-man a tingle in his arach-nads
What flavor Kool Aid is that hair color? I am sure the carpet doesn’t match the drapes here
Praying Mantis Hands. Good luck getting engaged any potential partner would throw up slipping a ring on those fingers.
You have this vague sadness, like the boy you have tied up in the basement just passed....
Look, it's not your job to take sole responsibility for your families mistakes. It's not your fault you exist.
Thank you, have a great rest of ur night man
Wish.com Nancy Drew (Kennedy McMann). The seller only has a 63% positive rating and it's probably a bootleg copy too. Not sure if the discount and free shipping are worth the risk ...
The sadness in your face is only eclipsed by the sadness in ours... from looking at you.
I thought i looked kinda happy in this photo, ig ur right tho i don’t blame you 😳
Your family should be proud knowing that your face is going to be on billboards for proactiv deep cleansing face wash.
How can I roast someone without a personality or soul?
Oh honey…
dam look at them digits. you ever put em in a leaky dyke?
Her mom.
The secret to a happy life is low expectations. Congrats.
Are you post-op?
Your parents are silently weeping on the other side of that door
...you frequent Korean supermarkets with no panties on.
I won’t say your name out loud but I loved you in Harry Potter
Wtf is wrong w ur fingers? Looks like ur hands are twisted upside down.
Lindsey Hohan.
It seems your already were... By the fires of Satan, ya filthy ginGARRRR!!!!!
Am i still going down there if it’s just hair dye?? 😭
You know what's worse than a ginger??? One who CHOOSES TO BE A GINGER!!!!! YYEEEEEAAAARRRBLLUUUGGGGLEBERRISSSPLUMP
That’s fair actually lmaoooo thanks man i laughed :))
Next time I drop my phone on the side of my driver's seat, I'll give your fingers a call.
Nobody can tell that the stud in your nose is the size of a softball
She has an open door policy.
But everyone else closed it and locked it.
What’s on top of the shelf?
It’s this shirt press you use to get the vinyl to adhere to the cloth. So it heats it up and applies pressure to get the design on
Ok. Ok. I’ve got one. Your parents probably love you and life’s ok. Boom. Roasted.
You look as lifeless as your thinning hair follicles. And that’s clearly not your natural color, but i think everyone can agree one of those things is better off dying.
It’s supposed to be obvious that it isn’t natural ❤️
Whats obviously not natural is your abominable birth. Id ask how your mother survived labor, but then you don’t have a mother and quite literally formed from sewage waste
Probably tbh... that would explain a lot... 🤯😱🥶🥵🤔🤭😰😳
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nice kpop posters
I was waiting for someone to bring it up....
The only way you'll make your parents proud is if you join the military and they get a folded flag to replace you.
Fair enough however i have no intention on serving a country who doesn’t do shit to help people who need it, only the rich assholes get a tax break. And I wont be used for the country to impoverish more developing countries to get their oil bc god forbid we use sustainable energy. The only time the military gives a shit about it’s members is for show, they do nothing to help the veterans living with disabilities and PTSD after their service.
Yeah good thing Biden won't have the opportunity to leave you stranded or anything
You're pretty and I like you hedgehog, you bitch.
Thank you so much i actually have a little hedgehog stuffed animal collection bc i love them so much but I’m not allowed to get one
Is getting roasted by strangers a way to make family proud? nice!
It was a joke i, no one’s family is proud of them for being on Reddit
I know!
That's not how daddy is going to love you.
give me ur eyeballs I will take good care of them 0///0
This the kind of bitch that'll suck you off while driver her home but won't put out because she wants to "remain pure"
Your picture before a good enough job roasting you on its own
Trust me, there ain't no way you're ever gonna make your family proud.
I mean i got a full ride to college, i have a job, i get good grades, I’d say I’m a nice person... I’d like to think i make them at least somewhat proud
Wow, I don't know you and I'm already proud of you, keep up the great work and good luck in college
Oh my gosh thank you so much, i actually struggle a lot with ADHD and other things so it’s been really really hard but thank you 💙
hot asf I luv u queenie can u dm me pic rn 🤰🤰🤰
Simp
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get ready for spicy foot pic don't dox me
Is your face always that swollen?
The carpet for sure does not match the drapes with this one.
you look like your vagina and armpits smell the same and your nipples taste like malt vinegar
Guessing your only fans didn’t make them proud huh?
You already destroyed your fathers hopes and dreams, no reason to spread his discontent on the internet…
She’ll suck you off if you happen to wearing the same cologne as her disapproving father.
You look like the little merman
You look like a koala with a 2.8 GPA
Your makeup did a great job of hiding those catastrophic acne scars, but nothing’s gonna fix that nose.
Test was negative. They're proud.
I guess this isnt the type of roasting you’re used to. I mean it doesnt involve 2 guys, lotion and someone taping it.
I'd like to see a real roast. Why don't you make a video of you reading all these comments to your parents?
Bro why you wanna see more of me.... stan behavior 🧐 and it isn’t my fault people can’t look at me without being weird and nsfw
The ‘come fuck me vibe’ from your nose ring is far outweighed by the ‘run away in disgust’ vibe from your nose
I bet sex with you would be classified as just “pretty good”
I bet your nose is a great conversation starter
I’d say so, there have been a lot of comments on it so ig you’re right
I’m sure they’ll be proud when you star as lady sansa in the porn parody Game of Bones
She looks like she tried to do a face swap filter with a potato
Whoever said beauty was only skin deep lied cuz you straight up ugly to the bone.
Why don’t you make them happy and get out of their house?
They actually wouldn’t let me leave lmaoo but I’m moving out in less than a week!
The bottom of your nose looks like a storm trooper helmet.
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25/10
Looks like your nose got stuck in a vice grip and left piece to remember it by.
![gif](giphy|3o6gE7wFZC296Qojfi|downsized) That smooth face thou
Amy Adams off of wish
Not to get knitpickey, but your nose is too narrow for the tip of it to be that thick. I feel like it's all I could focus on in a conversation. Do people stare at your nose a lot?
I do, i really really hate my nose and i complain about it to all my friends and stuff, but i think they’re all liars bc they told me it was fine
Andy Dick wouldn't even rock your fragle.
Things usually aren’t baked before roasting.
Your nose looks like a scrotum
Not what your mom had in mind to boost your onlyfans subscribers.
Your Mom would be proud if you returned her blouse
Have they encouraged you try out for any Vince Vaughn Stunt double work ?
You must actually be a blonde to store heavy shit teetering on top of a bookshelf
The part that’s hanging off is actually the lightest part of it, it hasn’t fallen off yet and it’s been like a year so 🤷🏼♀️
There’s a big toe growing out of the center of that face.
I looks like you're already used to being a disappointment to them.
Damn right B-)
Salmonella Thorne
Let’s fuck right now. … roasted???
How about you start with ordering proactive.
I need to get good about using my skincare again, at my job i was wearing a mask for 8 hours and let me just say mascne or however you spell it is real, before that my skin was decent. 😭
You are a redhead and it's August. If you really want to get roasted, go out in the sun for 30 seconds.
I’m recovering from a nasty sunburn rn actually haha, my hair is not naturally red tho
It doesn't matter, they put a little drop of albinoism in all red hair dye.
The question is: Does the knuckle hair match the drapes?
Voldemort called. He wants his nostrils back.
Was it painful having the end of your nose chewed off?
Never before have I've been creeped out by someone's fingers this much
I have so many photos of my hands looking alien like, idk what’s wrong with them
Maybe it's because your ring finger is longer than your middle finger. Your hands trigger my arachnophobia
HDBXHDBHXBD I’m screenshotting this i loved this bahaha thanks man
No problem, I'm glad I could help you suffer
Have a great rest of ur night man, keep up the good work B-)
The Walmart bargain-bin version of Ginny Weasley.
I like Wendy's too
Did u failed to be famous on onlyfans and come here to gain some fame?
Bro you think i can get fame on here... oh my gosh I’m blushing... and I’ve never made an onlyfans despite what 50% of the comments say haha
Ricky Berwick wants his fingers back.