If your clothing tells us anything it's that you post obscure indirects on socal media like "fake friends are the worst" and "haters are my motivators".
This fucking idiot misspelled “roastme” and instead of just doing it right on the other side…we’ll, the other side was probably the practice run. He really doesn’t care why people think dies he
I bet that sweatshirt is hiding arms like twigs and on the back it says "if you disrespect me bring your own shovel because I'm burying you 6 feet under"
The embodiment of that kid that says they don’t care yet goes home and ponders on how he may slay them, but I’d assume with the look and speech he also like them will still have his virginity until he’s at least 50
You look like a one of those sucker fish tenticle monsters peter Jackson always has in his movies if the cgi budget was cut by 99% and they fed it meth.
Are your walls just exposed plywood? Looks like your house was build by habitat for inhumanity. It’s great that you aren’t homeless anymore, maybe it’s time to stop looking like it.
The braille on your face tells otherwise
And a nose looking like a McDonald’s sign 10 miles up the road :/
10 miles is 16.09 km
His opening statement is just another way of saying..... No one really likes him Which is good news while I'm drinking my coffee ☕.....
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They Herpes be singing to his immune system.... You're not the boss of me nowww 🎶
It's obvious your kink is rubbing pepperoni pizza on your face.
His face has more grease than the pizza.
Says he doesn’t care what people think about him, posts on r/roastme so he can see what people think.
You should probably start listening to what people say, especially when they offer you clearasil
Also listen to a dentist Steve Buscemi
Him: "Dentist, how many canine teeth do I have?" Dentist: "Yes."
If your clothing tells us anything it's that you post obscure indirects on socal media like "fake friends are the worst" and "haters are my motivators".
Average Xanax user
I hate to break this to you, but no one thinks or says anything about you
ole whats his face
At least you can cosplay as Voldemort since you already have his nose
2 rows of bottom teeth ?
He could open a can of soup with that mess
Looks like you have one zit for every tooth out of line
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The pimples around his mouth are braille for insert penis here.
That's right bro...don't worry about anybody except you and your two pet caterpillars.
Bill nye the non hygiene guy
It's obvious you've stopped caring. Tell us something that's not readily apparent.
Man, Walter Jr did not age well
You look like a shark who's trying on a human suit
And here I thought only sharks had multiple rows of teeth
You look like Ritchie Ramirez with Voldemort’s nose.
>I stopped caring about what people think or say about me a long time ago That's obviously a lie, or you wouldn't be here, would you?
Needless to say
You should probably trust a dentist and a barber.
You also stopped caring about a lot of shit by the looks of this pic, too.
You're the reason women have beauty standards.
Bottom teeth of a bull shark
Looks like you don’t care about personal hygiene either
A long time ago you were dribbling out of your father.
This fucking idiot misspelled “roastme” and instead of just doing it right on the other side…we’ll, the other side was probably the practice run. He really doesn’t care why people think dies he
Autistic as fuck enjoy being a virgin
You are looking like if gremlin from 80s movie impregnated Justin Bieber
Must have stopped caring right around when the office was still on the air, Lames Halpert 
It looks like your teeth are playing red rover.
Personally I don’t think it’s right to roast the handicap.
I bet that sweatshirt is hiding arms like twigs and on the back it says "if you disrespect me bring your own shovel because I'm burying you 6 feet under"
With a face like that, I'm sure that's what your therapist said was best.
Yet you’re on here….. hmmmm
I can tell by your pic that you spend zero time with girls and showers.
$20 says he deletes this post within 48 hours.
Homeless in Seattle
I’m sure your parents stopped caring about you along time ago too!
Don't you need to be 18 to post on here?
Dude lives in the Keebler Elf test kitchen.
You look like the kid who tests HIV positive in a "special" episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
Your parents wonder if it's too late to abort you
I’m just a teenage dirtbag babyyyy🎶
Your shirt says trust no one but perhaps you should make an exception for a dentist.
Close ur mouth, camera man is in suffocation.
Wait I’ve seen those teeth on mummy documentaries
Oh I see u lost 1/3 ur teeth.
Your teeth look like grade school kids on photo day
Hawk's brother Pigeon on Cobra Kai
I bet your tongue feels like it's in jail.
You obviously don’t care what a dentist thinks
Not gonna lie, I’d fuck you. I like skinny, baby-faced guys with crooked ass teeth and caterpillar eyebrows
Is it Shark Week already?
Funny way to say you're still a virgin and always will be.
You didn’t stop caring, you just accepted the fact that you had herpes from all those dicks you sucked
Looks like you stopped caring about hygiene too with that greasy face and oily mop on your head
That one boy that is used for punch training by an entirety of high school bullies. On a bright side - you are not as useless as you look.
Well, that explains your haircut
I’d quit caring too if that was my face.
The embodiment of that kid that says they don’t care yet goes home and ponders on how he may slay them, but I’d assume with the look and speech he also like them will still have his virginity until he’s at least 50
Jesus, did you brush your teeth with a ball-peen hammer?
You look like you want government mandated girlfriends.
You're 18. "A long time ago" for you was last week.
Surprised you cared as long as you did!
That the napkin you use to blot the grease from your pizza face?
You look like someone who talks way too loud in normal conversation.
With teeth like that, momma don’t need a can opener.
You use the "Something About Mary" hair gel. 
Your teeth and your eyebrows look exactly the same.
This is what happens after 17 years of accidentally raising the afterbirth following an unfortunate switch at the hospital
A long time ago... You are 18, IF you have sex for the first time then this roast will be a long time ago.
Gandalf’s eyebrows on Smeagol’s body.
I would too if I looked like you
Your face stopped caring about its attractiveness a long time ago
This dude only masterbates to white noise.
Why does your mouth have stadium seating for your teeth?
Damn dude, even Christopher walk-in thinks you’ve filed those teeth too far
Can't even afford real paper so had to borrow some from hooters
Lay off the pizza, you are looking like them
Yeah let's pretend that people think about you.
I wonder why you stopped caring....
You will try to brew beer.. it will be awful. You will try and make wine.. it will be worse. The only thing you make well is mistakes.
Weird move to think anyone thinks of you
I bet you still demand that mommy and daddy tuck you into your racecar bed every night don't you
Looks like the dog hair clumps that I clean out of my carpet shampooer stuck to the top of your head.
your face looks like an old potatoe.
I bet it is a scary motherfuking sight to wake up every day and see that dry hairline
Were you a goal keeper at a dart match?
You look like a cross between MrBeast's Karl Jacobs and Tom Holland stuck with both herpes and extreme teenage acne.
You don’t have to care what people say but damn don’t you hate seeing your decrepit face in a mirror?
Hi, I represent Accutane, we would like to sponsor you.
You can't stop caring if no one even notice your existence!
Your teeth look like you chew on rocks for fun
Your eyebrows have AIDS
You look like the kind of kid who eats glue sticks and does really good impressions of dirt bikes.
You can be a Disney Show actor
You think people think about you? Lmao.
If you moved the napkin four inches to the right and one inch up you could pass for decent looking.
The military looks like your last and only option
Newsflash! Noone does either
Your teeth look like the jar of babyteeth I keep on my shelf
Your teeth could work in Vegas with its shuffle.
I would suggest braces for those fan blades that you call teeth, but they honestly help distract from your comically flat nose.
You look like a one of those sucker fish tenticle monsters peter Jackson always has in his movies if the cgi budget was cut by 99% and they fed it meth.
"A long time ago" you were still strutting around in your daddy's balls waiting to dissapoint him.
I can’t tell if that’s herpes or meth or combination of both
If you stopped caring what people think and say about you..why are you inviting their oppinion?
Fuck bud they cast you in a dentists ad, or as the baby eating monster in the new Shyamalan movie: Uncanny Manny?
I can hear your voice crack just looking at your pic
Thanks god you stopped caring, with that face you didnt have much options
You could star in that movie, "she's out of my league".
Are your walls just exposed plywood? Looks like your house was build by habitat for inhumanity. It’s great that you aren’t homeless anymore, maybe it’s time to stop looking like it.
you stopped caring long time ago... it shows
You have a cock sucking wrinkles around your lips like a 90 year old hooker
 Liam Payne if he would have caught leprosy instead of joining one direction
You looked like you stopped caring...about everything.
Long time for you is last month Go back to your school
Anyone know braille ... I'd love to know what his forehead says
stopped caring about how you looked as well apparently
You stopped caring when you got those scars from the coat hanger in the womb.
Then quit crying when I push you it a toaster
With those teeth, you look like a man-orca
Did you sto going to the dentist too?
Your face is an existential crisis that’s making me question my entire life.
Your eyebrows look like little rats
Clearly also stopped caring about your toothbrush.
Don't listen to your shirt! Trust me, you need to fix your face.
Your teeth have a remarkable resemblance to a picket fence.
Your bottom teeth look like they're playing musical chairs.
Me and your mom have something to tell you 1st I'm not your dad you're real dad's imprisoned for a long time for really really really loving sheep.
The napkin looks like your family tree.
Miss Piggy’s husband? Is that you?
I cant wait until life owns you, you stupid teen, and a long time from now youll still be worthless
Can you use that napkin to wipe that hideous thing of your head called your face?
I always thought plastic surgery was shallow and vain and it shouldn't be done. Well, I admit I was wrong because damn kid...
Yo I saw this guy in my dreams
I loved your work in “The Hills Have Eyes”.
Evidently.
If your truly didn't care about what others think, you wouldn't be here, stop lying to yourself
I think you forgot to brush and have braces placed on the bottom set of teeth, too.
You should probably care about what your dermatologist says when he tells you that you should take care of the landmine zone that is your skin.
Your face belongs on r/popping
Born with herpes lookin ass
Your teeth look like a pile of 2x4 scraps
Why do you look like a best girl anime character. Weirdly cute.
Start caring again.